All Episodes

E7: Humanity is the Solution's Problem; S14: Or Tony Stark (or maybe Cher). Hello Dolly. Goodbye. In 5 Billion Years (or less)

E6: Oops, I Exceeded Reality Again; S14: Jury Duty Cancelled, so this is the result of being snarky on a spiritually bypassing algorithmic visit to Substack drinking mochas at a coffeeshop all morning

E5: Hyper-Focus Disorder Street Fighter; S14: Yet Another Layer of Self-Regulation When I'm Bored (Or Unambivalently Horny - Thanks Motivational Interviewing)

E4: This Is How I Spend My Evenings (Lucky Me!); S14: Close Out the Closer (Get Closer)

E3: Sex, Sex, Sex and a Phone; S14: Non-Suggestive Vietnamese Spring Rolls. Or: On Being Versatile

E2: Statistically Significant Ant City; S14: Why not get smaller than right-sized? Life is fractal anyway.

E1: Teen Help Line; S14: Sigh... Narrow Shoulders (Season Opener)

E10: Bringing a Knife to the Edge; S13: Clickbait Response to Clickbait (Don't worry, it's just Kaposi Sarcoma). Season Finale (Don't worry, Season 14 is on its way)

E9: Essence or Consequence; S13: Is Identity Really Delusion? What if it's contextual? Mira Costa High School's Mascot is Hung Like a Horse. Gross!

E8: I Love Memories That Love Me (Because I Love Myself), S13: And When I Don't Love Myself...

E7: Complexity-Based Gravity Wells; S13: Doesn't That Sound Convincing?

E6: Sexy Gravity Well (okay, if we must); S13: If You've Read (and understood) Michel Foucault, Is This Episode a Masterclass?

E5: Backdoor Bette Breaking Wind (Beneath My Wings); S13: Working Shit Out B4 THC (Is that really possible?)

E4: Ned Rorem Black Hole Puckering During Pee-Wee’s Cosmic Activity; S13: Once You're Happy in Tennessee Williams, You'll Never Be Happy Again, Even In Perez Hilton Leaving Las Vegas

E3: Male Deadbeats Having Fun; S13: Is Gary a Drag Queen or a Trickster?

E2: Why Not Me? S13: Kidnapping, Let's Laugh. It's Chemical. Don't Feel Bad. Look at Your Phone.

E1: I'm a Teenage Boy and I Can't Stand Up at the Social Work Conference; S13: You Can't Go Home Again

E10: Reincarnated Bananas; S12: New AI Voice (Boundaries: For the Algorithm, Fuck You!)

E9: These Aren’t Even Apples; S12: Notes Toward an Increasingly Unmanageable Equity Lens, If You Enjoy This—Fuck You! Love, The Anthropologist

E8: Being Forced; S12: Being. Forced.

E7: Squirrel with a Flag and Ration; S12: A Helicopter Assist Would Be Really Helpful (Unless You're A Nurse)

E6: Moving Field Notes; S12: Gravity Welling Up

E5: AA When I Meant AI; S12: A Reflection on Friction and Imaginary Friends at the French Whatever

E4: Life Is Hard, Louder Than Bombs; S12: An Ice Cream Bar Is Not a Pie Sound

E3: The Case of the Southern Drawl in the Middle; S12: We Ain't Fuckin' Around No More

E2: The Drug Addict in Mom’s Play; S12: The Iron Law of Nancy’s Astrologer—Where the Streets Have No Name (I Can’t Take My Eyes Off You)

E1: The Aliens are Watching; S12: They are Watching, Even If They Aren't

E10: Shoreline Paradox; S11: There is More. There Always Is (Finale)

E9: Flow State Gravity Well; S11: Aiming for Privilege

E8: I Talk and it Becomes a Thing; S11: Before and after the data centre-fuelled climate crisis (Camel meet straw and needle)

E7: Bigger, Big City; S11: Why was the cucumber circumcised?

E6: I Don't Quilt Anymore; S11: I don't want to put a trigger warning on this one, but... it's a craft!

E5: If You Work in a Restaurant, You're an Addict; S11: 13th Step Heaven

E4: Blowhard, Part 2: Handfuls of Gagging Gags; S11: Twelve Barrels per Barrel

E3: Psychics are an Interesting Problem; S11: The Being to Courage (Tillich Scramble)

E2: Blowhard, Part 3: Six Months; S11: Sex=Interaction. Or is it belonging?

E1: The Deadly Sins, How Many?; S11: The Backwards Funnel Paradox

E9: Interstitial; S10: Prompt salad connecting everything

E10: Blowhard, Part 0: Sal Mineo Is Calling; S10: Predictability is as erotic as Rimbaud (Finale)

E8: Blowhard, Part 4: Gatsby Virtue Signalling; S10: In the middle, what does the end matter?

E7: Altered States; S10: Dogs, Gods, Drugs, Srudg

E6: Blowhard, Part 1: Hippie Yuppie Boomers; S10: Who Gives a Fuck What I Title This—It Won't Help

E5: Consciousness Is Not A Luxury; S10: Sentience or Suffering, Take Your Pick!

E4: Why Marilyn is More Interesting than Marilyn; S10: Dismantling the "Idea" of Patient Zero (Who Must Have Been a Top)

E3: Pitter-Patterns; S10: It's a Hairy Hay Day!

E2: Genes on the Side! What does that mean?; S10: Genes and Beans!

E1: United States Bowers Thing; S10: Chronic Hairpin Alan Turing

E10: Brain Calisthenics; S9: Trauma Rich Deetz (Finale)

E9: Bichote; S9: Archeological (or is it illogical? counterintuitive?) Big D Dig

E8: Sing Your Life; S9: I Wonder If You'll Sing "Sing Your Life," like Morrissey

E7: Dead Linda Cohen Koan; S9: Nothing Means Anything

E6: Typing in a Café; E9: Machine Learning Human Learning Machine

E5: Second Take Do-Over; S9: The Person Already Bleeding

E4: Truth Is Not A Statue; S9: Danger, Vicious Dog gets its theme song!

E3: Borrowing from Somebody Else’s Face; S9: The title should be "Make It Useful," but I would never call myself useful.

E2: Wedding On a Ranch In Wyoming; S9: Backdoor Betty

E1: Queer Agnostic Mystic; S: Revolution 9 (Yes, it's a Beatles Reference, Because I Love that Yoko Broke Up the Band.)

E10: People Protect Their Ego (Not Their Truth); S8: Finale!

E9: But I Thought You Said that You Hate Your Mother; S8: Setting the Record (Will I Get in Guinness?)

E8: Chorus; S8: Dissociative Heaven/Hell

E7: Unruly Mind MetaGym; S8: Survival of the Horniest

E6: Enjoy the Song That I Have Made

E5: The God In You; S8: Cleaning and "Clean"

E4: The Big, Big City; S8: Clearing the Backlog

E3: E7: The Gospel According to Whoever is Left; S7: 7,7... almost a jackpot

E2: Mania and Depression; S8: I'm CERTAIN those are both CERTAINty

E1: Whatever the Volcano Wants; S8: Who the f=3k is Art?

E10: Everybody's Nose; S7: Atomic Clockwork Orange (Finale)

E9: Sociopaths Make the Best Boyfriends; S7: Dissociation and Glitch

E8: Side Effect of 7th and Pine; S7: No Trauma Zone?

E7: Mind Explosion Sound; S7: Associative Human Superpowers on Display (Do not touch!)

E6: Oops!; S7: When the Fat Lady Sings

E5: The North; S7: Who Am I? I'll Tell You

E4: The Outer Edge of Good Taste; S7: Liberace’s Cousin

E3 A Speed Freak’s Critique of Empire; S7: Owning the Libs

E2: Welcome to the Algorithm; S7: Non-Alcoholic Libations (maybe just a little)

E1: Crème de cassis; S7: Liberated Panties

E10: Crash the Met Gala; S6: Lesion Leash (finale)

E9: I've Been Waiting; S6: Godot Has AIDS (Shocking Truth Revealed)

E8: My Pet Monkey, S6: Counter‑leash‑ference

E7: The Friendly Driver; S6: Self-Retracting Leash (Ethical Jello Wrestling with Muddy John Waters)

E6: The Other Side; S6: Fleshy Leash-y (Bonus) Or we could just call it Melissa Etheridge

E5: Sepulveda Effigy; S6: Relish the Re-Leash

E4: Onomatopoeia; S6: Up for Lease (Bonus)

E3 Love Is a Group; S6: Lash my lashes with a leash

E2: Left In Silence (Megacolon); S5: (Un)bleached

E1: Bag (with an F) Bashers — S6: Unleashed

E10: Centring the Trans; S5: Lived/Deaded (Finale)

E9: Clickbait Debate; S5: Livin' La Vida Loca

E8: Clickbait: Privilege, Grooming, Zee/Zim; S5: Just Kill Me

E7: Cet épisode concerne le prochain épisode; S5: Edith!

E6: Madonna is a Hoar(der); S5: It's Fat Albert

E5: Introducing the Privileged Groomer of Zee-Zim; S5: Zsa-ZsAlive!

E4: In the Name of $%&#, Part 2; S5: Is It Dead Yet?

E3: In the Name of Love, Part I; S5: It's Live!

E2: Heraclitus; S5: It's Alive (and Kicking... La. La-la-la-la.)

E1: Proof of Concept; S5: It's ALIVE (and fixed)!

E10: Harry Hay (name dropping), S4: Brotherhood (Finale)

E9: M3: Frank-N-Furter — S4: Really My Brother

E8: P4: Noam & Jeffrey, M2: Meth Drinking, S4: Brother Bother

E7, P3: The Nuclear Age, M2: Meth Drinking, S4: My Tech Bro

E6, P2: Comparative Literature, M2: Meth Drinking, S4: Blah, Blah Brother

E5: The Daily Breeze (Bonus), S4: Is My Brother Real?

E4: P 1 of 4: Might is Right (Complexification): M2: Meth Drinking, S4: My Real Brother

E3: Course Change (Bonus); S4: My Certain Brother

E2: Unrealized Potential; S4: My Real Brother, Movement I

E1: Interstitial Material (Bonus); S4: My Real Brother?

E10: P-Cat; Part IX: Honesty and Weirdness; S3: Extinct Deity (finale)

E9: P-Cat; Part VIII: Citronella Cinderella; S3: Ext. Deity

E8: P-Cat; Part VII: Black Sesame Narcissistic Supply; S3: Temp Ditty

E7: P-Cat; Part VI: Horribly Teenage Straight Kid's Nightmare; S3: Itsy Bitsy

E6: P-Cat, Part V: Morrissey's Celibate Shirt Undone; S3: Eity Eity

E5: P-Cat; Part IV: Mind Mined with Mines; S3: Extemporaneity Deity

E4: P-Cat; Part III: One of the Boys; S3: Spontaneity (sic) Deity

E3: Starts with a P and it's a Cat; Part II: Orchestral Fat Maneuvers in the Godzilla; S3: Extemporaneity Deity

E2: Starts with a P and it's a Cat; Part I: Communicating without a Messenger; Season 3: Extemporaneity Deity

E1: Die While You Try; S3: Extemporaneity Deity

E10: Seeing the Light (It's A Gas), E2: Sacrè Bleu

E9: Between Raunchy and Tasteless, S2: Not Sacrè Bleu

E8: Flowering Fauna, S2: Not Sacrè Bleu

E7: Radius of Comfort, S2: Not Sacrè Bleu

E6: E2: Welcome (Do Not Pet), Part 2: Diverginity, S1: Failure of Language, S2: Not Sacrè Bleu

E5: Prelude to Raunchy Tastelessness; S2: Not Sacrè Bleu

E4: BREAK; S2: Not Sacrè Bleu

E3: ROOT; S2: Not Sacrè Bleu

E2: Choosing Your Battles; S2: Not Sacrè Bleu

E1: Mary Shelley Recipe Book; S2: Not Sacrè Bleu

E10: Sacre Bleu, Part III: Humble Beginnings; S1: Failure of Language (Finale)

E9: Sacre Bleu, Part II: Beakless Chicken; S1: Failure of Language

E8: E6: Sacre Bleu, Part I: Candy Wrapper; S1: Failure of Language

E7: Why Would You Want to Get to Know Someone Who Was Going to Die; S1: Failure of Language

E6: Endless Interlude (On Ludes); S1: Failure of Language

E5: Geometric Jell-O Piercing Abortion, S1: Failure of Language

E4: Gen-Qˣ — Particles Waving from the 51st State: Season 1: Carthaginian Peace, Episode 3: Powder Puff Girls (S1: Failure of Language)

E3: Natural Fudge Company, S1: Failure of Language

E2: TAPS, S1: Failure of Language

E1: Welcome! (Do Not Pet), S1: Failure of Language