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Emotionally Online — 187 episodes

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no one thought you were weird last night, you were so normal (we think) – ep. 169

2

schwartz cheated on the cheating show... IN FRONT OF 50 GAY MAYORS??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 6

3

no influencers, no critical thought, and no commitment, baby! – ep. 168

4

"she was motorboating his crotch region" ok jax | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 5

5

your boyfriend said you're not "his type"... let's talk about it – ep. 167

6

a panic attack, a nose job, and lisa vanderpump calling you a puss | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 4

7

you don’t need all the answers... your creativity requires curiosity – ep. 160

8

the cabo trip is over... and kristen and tom are too? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 11

9

self-abandonment for male approval at the summer house reunion – ep. 159

10

AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 10

11

it's inter-skinny politics and that's none of my business – ep. 158

12

we're good as gold and scheana shay IS the maestro | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 9

13

fat tax, pivoting, and crying in the cuck chair (ft. sebastian) – ep. 157

14

ok which one of you wrote tom sandoval scat fan fiction? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 8

15

i want you to be authentic... but only if you're authentic like me – ep. 156

16

a lap dance, some tequila, and the TRUTH | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 7

17

when did dating become so transactional? – ep. 155

18

*rips shirt off* dude i'm so straight, i didn't even know you could be gay | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 6

19

you can't be in your 30s and negging women on dating apps oh my god – ep. 154

20

doing burlesque for your boss while he eats a boob cake? call HR now | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 5

21

get bitchier or die trying – ep. 153

22

just f*ck and forget about it! it's the tom sandoval way! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 4

23

stop ditching your friends for mediocre men – ep. 152

24

ask me anything: my chungus chopped unc went in for a kiss | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 3

25

can you ever really be friends with your ex? – ep. 151

26

tattoo your ex girlfriends name, let your bully win, and get bubbafied NOW | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 2

27

skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription – ep. 150

28

a threat from jax taylor to start our day | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 1

29

influencers absolutely SHOULD speak on politics (ft. meg) – ep. 149

30

a summer of cheating and peteritas (ft. tina and jessie) | pumpcast szn 1 reunion!

31

jax taylor only tells the truth if it means he can have more attention | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 8

32

your horny movie did not have to be wuthering heights – ep. 148

33

you think ur ex sucks? he broke up with her at an AA meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 7

34

stop telling us about your loser husband – ep. 147

35

fired for an atomic wedgie... hired for riding your coworker in the bathroom | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 6

36

having two crushes at once and casting my dream traitors season – ep. 146

37

the infamous sur staff meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 5

38

apathy isn't sexy! stop playing the who cares less olympics! (ft. meg) – ep. 145

39

take ur shirt off, we’re fighting in the parking lot | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 4

40

you are not a hero, you are brainwashed – ep. 144

41

jax got a girl pregnant and we’re freaking out | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 3

42

rent a kissing booth and destroy your friend group (ft. robbie) – ep. 143

43

applying sunblock is cheating | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 2

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corporate greed is ruining movies – ep. 142

45

i am the devil… and don’t you forget it | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 1

46

making out, media literacy, and marty mauser – ep. 141

47

i have a PhD in yearning – ep. 140

48

the bean soupification of the internet – ep. 139

49

you've gotta flirt HARD (ft. meg) – ep. 138

50

ragebaiters anonymous – ep. 137

51

is having a boyfriend embarrassing? – ep. 136

52

enough about male loneliness, just buy ur boy a bff necklace (ft. meg) – ep. 135

53

you can’t self-optimize yourself into finding love – ep. 134

54

"some of you aren't friends, you're cops" – ep. 133

55

getting flirt-baited and dating for social currency (ft. meg) – ep. 132

56

you don't have to pretend you're unphased by their comments – ep. 131

57

the grief monster – ep. 130

58

you're not ugly, you're just swagless (ft. meg) – ep. 129

59

concert etiquette and the art of an unfollow – ep. 128

60

being childfree and choosing a different life than everyone you love – ep. 127

61

why do you have to agree with art in order to like it? – ep. 126

62

reality tv stars shouldn't be good people (ft. meg) – ep. 125

63

stop telling yourself you’re difficult to love – ep. 124

64

you want true love, he just wants to be married – ep. 123

65

it's not them, it's you! you're self sabotaging! – ep. 122

66

r/MyBoyfriendIsAI – ep. 121

67

LOVER GIRLS HQ EXCLUSIVE: previously brilliant and gifted + what if we chose to be judged?

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"watching love unfold all around me feels like a promise" – ep. 120

69

i'm not taking the high road anymore – ep. 119

70

my bisexual awakenings – ep. 118

71

the normalization of AI? i'm not falling for it – ep. 117

72

spin the bottle at the flirting party (ft. meg) – ep. 116

73

i care so much i could literally throw up – ep. 115

74

hear me out: we should use dating apps incorrectly – ep. 114

75

too many crushes (ft. robbie) – ep. 113

76

thank god i didn't get what i thought i wanted – ep. 112

77

i don't want love at first sight, that's unsettling and surface deep – ep. 111

78

"it'll happen when you least expect it" ok but i would always expect it – ep. 110

79

inconvenience your friends! it's okay! – ep. 109

80

a defense of disney adults, seeing gaga on SNL, and my hot takes – ep. 108

81

mikey's best actress win is not the plot of the substance – ep. 107

82

timothée chalamet and being "too ambitious" – ep. 106

83

the pressure to be sexually active *at all times* – ep. 105

84

grand gestures and chilling the f*ck out – ep. 104

85

"but do they like me?" ... do you even like THEM? – ep. 103

86

platonic touch, FOMO, and seeing the end from the beginning (ft. avary) – ep. 102

87

fleeting flirting and living romantically – ep. 101

88

you don't miss your ex, you miss what YOU brought to the relationship – ep. 100

89

the lover girls awards – ep. 99

90

conditions, boundaries, and when enough is enough – ep. 98

91

with peace and love, i need to be a hater – ep. 97

92

"we can tell your screen time from your outfit" – ep. 96

93

fine, type cast me as your villain – ep. 95

94

friendship breakups – ep. 94

95

feminine rage – ep. 93

96

men aren't allowed to say they have a type (ft. meg) – ep. 92

97

fangirl eras, reintroducing shame, and being a girls girl – ep. 91

98

your content is soulless but thank god it’s popular! – ep. 90

99

biological timelines and the pressure to be a mother – ep. 89

100

i can't think about my parents getting older – ep. 88

101

when someone shows you who they are, believe them – ep. 87

102

i went to the DNC and this is how i feel about it – ep. 86

103

big areolas, psychic grifters, and sugar daddy bots – ep. 85

104

"never been in a relationship" isn't a red flag – ep. 84

105

celibatuationships (ft. robbie) – ep. 83

106

cody ko, victim blaming, and "unlikeable women" – ep. 82

107

your fear of singlehood is making you settle – ep. 81

108

into the chestnutiverse (ft. ashley) – ep. 80

109

throwing puss for a mullet – ep. 79

110

squashing the daily penetration rumors – ep. 78

111

bumble, count your days – ep. 77

112

thirst season is upon us – ep. 76

113

moving on, people pleasing, and bisexual world domination – ep. 75

114

how to stop caring what everyone thinks of you – ep. 74

115

early 2000s body image is back! – ep. 73

116

butt naked at the dermatologist (ft. ashley and micha) – ep. 72

117

i know what you did with my boyfriend (ft. meg) – ep. 71

118

pregnancy scares, shallow boyfriends, and the death of relatability – ep. 70

119

stop flexing at your high school reunion – ep. 69

120

your aversion to cringe is making you uninteresting – ep. 68

121

unreciprocated oral and 15 years of bad luck – ep. 67

122

butt 4 boobs? – ep. 66

123

heartache and crushing on a friend – ep. 65

124

the sephora tweens defense force – ep. 64

125

gotcha moments and defending horn dogs – ep. 63

126

love notes and a middle school diary (ft. robbie) – ep. 62

127

pressure to be the perfect bisexual – ep. 61

128

your "body positivity" is lacking fat liberation – ep. 60

129

the dirty talk debate continues – ep. 59

130

nipple bras and stolen orgasm valor – ep. 58

131

dreaming of santa and mrs. claus roleplay – ep. 57

132

i ONLY go on first dates to the cheesecake factory (ft. kath) – ep. 56

133

i was born with heart eyes, i can't help it! – ep. 55

134

for when you're comparing yourself to their ex – ep. 54

135

crying at the ren faire – ep. 53

136

being chosen and accepting people where they're at – ep. 52

137

i'm just like other girls – ep. 51

138

break up with ur boyfriend – ep. 50

139

the cute vs. sexy spectrum – ep. 49

140

boyfriends vs. best friends – ep. 48

141

sensitive girls unite! – ep. 47

142

tell me what to do, james – ep. 46

143

i'm ugly because i don't want you? embarrassing – ep. 45

144

beefing with the brits (ft. jordan, haley, and storrey) – ep. 44

145

fighting off demons in the club – ep. 43

146

i'm the ceo of lover girls usa – ep. 42

147

"if he wanted to, he would" is reductive – ep. 41

148

horny for love – ep. 40

149

2 bottles of wine for 3 people (ft. ash and micha) – ep. 39

150

the madussy is back in the villa (ft. jordan and haley) – ep. 38

151

wholesome summer is horny summer (ft. sebastian and robbie) – ep. 37

152

a love letter to fat women – ep. 36

153

college isn't the best four years of your life – ep. 35

154

flirty friendships – ep. 34

155

showing hole in miami – ep. 33

156

when people you love fuck up – ep. 32

157

bouncing balls and giving head – ep. 31

158

buying verification is corny – ep. 30

159

ghosting, porn in relationships, and having a body (ft. ash and micha) – ep. 29

160

the girlfriend manifesto – ep. 28

161

babes... i've got the ick (ft. haley and jordan) – ep. 27

162

big boobs? – ep. 26

163

casa amor (my superbowl) – ep. 25

164

choosing myself – ep. 24

165

sister advice and weird chapstick guys (ft. morgan) – ep. 23

166

you just got influenced: mascara gate – ep. 22

167

crying is IN this year – ep. 21

168

my dating wrapped and how i want to feel next year – ep. 20

169

being the other woman unknowingly – ep. 19

170

why i hate bumble, cat slander, and black friday – ep. 18

171

satisfying the authenticity machine (ft. ashley) – ep. 17

172

i'm quiet but not quiet, you know? – ep. 16

173

career cast: self-employment, content creation, and quitting your 9-5 – ep. 15

174

i don't know famous men, killing "cool girl", and amouranth (ft. jordan) – ep. 14

175

my controversial movie rankings and more hypothetical questions – ep. 13

176

no more tiktok discourse, we've had enough – ep. 12

177

being the only single friend – ep. 11

178

parasocial relationships and making friends as an adult (ft. alex) – ep. 10

179

my first kiss went a little like this... – ep. 9

180

red flags, red flags, red flags (ft. jordan) – ep. 8

181

plastic surgery, influencers, and the stress olympics – ep. 7

182

feel your feelings – ep. 6

183

rejection is redirection – ep. 5

184

advice cast – ep. 4

185

abortion is a human right – ep. 3

186

relationship values, no dream jobs, and sobriety (ft. ashley and micha) – ep. 2

187

you're invited to the slumber party – ep. 1