All Episodes
Emotionally Online — 178 episodes
AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 10
it's inter-skinny politics and that's none of my business – ep. 158
we're good as gold and scheana shay IS the maestro | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 9
fat tax, pivoting, and crying in the cuck chair (ft. sebastian) – ep. 157
ok which one of you wrote tom sandoval scat fan fiction? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 8
i want you to be authentic... but only if you're authentic like me – ep. 156
a lap dance, some tequila, and the TRUTH | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 7
when did dating become so transactional? – ep. 155
*rips shirt off* dude i'm so straight, i didn't even know you could be gay | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 6
you can't be in your 30s and negging women on dating apps oh my god – ep. 154
doing burlesque for your boss while he eats a boob cake? call HR now | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 5
get bitchier or die trying – ep. 153
just f*ck and forget about it! it's the tom sandoval way! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 4
stop ditching your friends for mediocre men – ep. 152
ask me anything: my chungus chopped unc went in for a kiss | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 3
can you ever really be friends with your ex? – ep. 151
tattoo your ex girlfriends name, let your bully win, and get bubbafied NOW | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 2
skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription – ep. 150
a threat from jax taylor to start our day | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 1
influencers absolutely SHOULD speak on politics (ft. meg) – ep. 149
a summer of cheating and peteritas (ft. tina and jessie) | pumpcast szn 1 reunion!
jax taylor only tells the truth if it means he can have more attention | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 8
your horny movie did not have to be wuthering heights – ep. 148
you think ur ex sucks? he broke up with her at an AA meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 7
stop telling us about your loser husband – ep. 147
fired for an atomic wedgie... hired for riding your coworker in the bathroom | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 6
having two crushes at once and casting my dream traitors season – ep. 146
the infamous sur staff meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 5
apathy isn't sexy! stop playing the who cares less olympics! (ft. meg) – ep. 145
take ur shirt off, we’re fighting in the parking lot | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 4
you are not a hero, you are brainwashed – ep. 144
jax got a girl pregnant and we’re freaking out | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 3
rent a kissing booth and destroy your friend group (ft. robbie) – ep. 143
applying sunblock is cheating | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 2
corporate greed is ruining movies – ep. 142
i am the devil… and don’t you forget it | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 1
making out, media literacy, and marty mauser – ep. 141
i have a PhD in yearning – ep. 140
the bean soupification of the internet – ep. 139
you've gotta flirt HARD (ft. meg) – ep. 138
ragebaiters anonymous – ep. 137
is having a boyfriend embarrassing? – ep. 136
enough about male loneliness, just buy ur boy a bff necklace (ft. meg) – ep. 135
you can’t self-optimize yourself into finding love – ep. 134
"some of you aren't friends, you're cops" – ep. 133
getting flirt-baited and dating for social currency (ft. meg) – ep. 132
you don't have to pretend you're unphased by their comments – ep. 131
the grief monster – ep. 130
you're not ugly, you're just swagless (ft. meg) – ep. 129
concert etiquette and the art of an unfollow – ep. 128
being childfree and choosing a different life than everyone you love – ep. 127
why do you have to agree with art in order to like it? – ep. 126
reality tv stars shouldn't be good people (ft. meg) – ep. 125
stop telling yourself you’re difficult to love – ep. 124
you want true love, he just wants to be married – ep. 123
it's not them, it's you! you're self sabotaging! – ep. 122
r/MyBoyfriendIsAI – ep. 121
LOVER GIRLS HQ EXCLUSIVE: previously brilliant and gifted + what if we chose to be judged?
"watching love unfold all around me feels like a promise" – ep. 120
i'm not taking the high road anymore – ep. 119
my bisexual awakenings – ep. 118
the normalization of AI? i'm not falling for it – ep. 117
spin the bottle at the flirting party (ft. meg) – ep. 116
i care so much i could literally throw up – ep. 115
hear me out: we should use dating apps incorrectly – ep. 114
too many crushes (ft. robbie) – ep. 113
thank god i didn't get what i thought i wanted – ep. 112
i don't want love at first sight, that's unsettling and surface deep – ep. 111
"it'll happen when you least expect it" ok but i would always expect it – ep. 110
inconvenience your friends! it's okay! – ep. 109
a defense of disney adults, seeing gaga on SNL, and my hot takes – ep. 108
mikey's best actress win is not the plot of the substance – ep. 107
timothée chalamet and being "too ambitious" – ep. 106
the pressure to be sexually active *at all times* – ep. 105
grand gestures and chilling the f*ck out – ep. 104
"but do they like me?" ... do you even like THEM? – ep. 103
platonic touch, FOMO, and seeing the end from the beginning (ft. avary) – ep. 102
fleeting flirting and living romantically – ep. 101
you don't miss your ex, you miss what YOU brought to the relationship – ep. 100
the lover girls awards – ep. 99
conditions, boundaries, and when enough is enough – ep. 98
with peace and love, i need to be a hater – ep. 97
"we can tell your screen time from your outfit" – ep. 96
fine, type cast me as your villain – ep. 95
friendship breakups – ep. 94
feminine rage – ep. 93
men aren't allowed to say they have a type (ft. meg) – ep. 92
fangirl eras, reintroducing shame, and being a girls girl – ep. 91
your content is soulless but thank god it’s popular! – ep. 90
biological timelines and the pressure to be a mother – ep. 89
i can't think about my parents getting older – ep. 88
when someone shows you who they are, believe them – ep. 87
i went to the DNC and this is how i feel about it – ep. 86
big areolas, psychic grifters, and sugar daddy bots – ep. 85
"never been in a relationship" isn't a red flag – ep. 84
celibatuationships (ft. robbie) – ep. 83
cody ko, victim blaming, and "unlikeable women" – ep. 82
your fear of singlehood is making you settle – ep. 81
into the chestnutiverse (ft. ashley) – ep. 80
throwing puss for a mullet – ep. 79
squashing the daily penetration rumors – ep. 78
bumble, count your days – ep. 77
thirst season is upon us – ep. 76
moving on, people pleasing, and bisexual world domination – ep. 75
how to stop caring what everyone thinks of you – ep. 74
early 2000s body image is back! – ep. 73
butt naked at the dermatologist (ft. ashley and micha) – ep. 72
i know what you did with my boyfriend (ft. meg) – ep. 71
pregnancy scares, shallow boyfriends, and the death of relatability – ep. 70
stop flexing at your high school reunion – ep. 69
your aversion to cringe is making you uninteresting – ep. 68
unreciprocated oral and 15 years of bad luck – ep. 67
butt 4 boobs? – ep. 66
heartache and crushing on a friend – ep. 65
the sephora tweens defense force – ep. 64
gotcha moments and defending horn dogs – ep. 63
love notes and a middle school diary (ft. robbie) – ep. 62
pressure to be the perfect bisexual – ep. 61
your "body positivity" is lacking fat liberation – ep. 60
the dirty talk debate continues – ep. 59
nipple bras and stolen orgasm valor – ep. 58
dreaming of santa and mrs. claus roleplay – ep. 57
i ONLY go on first dates to the cheesecake factory (ft. kath) – ep. 56
i was born with heart eyes, i can't help it! – ep. 55
for when you're comparing yourself to their ex – ep. 54
crying at the ren faire – ep. 53
being chosen and accepting people where they're at – ep. 52
i'm just like other girls – ep. 51
break up with ur boyfriend – ep. 50
the cute vs. sexy spectrum – ep. 49
boyfriends vs. best friends – ep. 48
sensitive girls unite! – ep. 47
tell me what to do, james – ep. 46
i'm ugly because i don't want you? embarrassing – ep. 45
beefing with the brits (ft. jordan, haley, and storrey) – ep. 44
fighting off demons in the club – ep. 43
i'm the ceo of lover girls usa – ep. 42
"if he wanted to, he would" is reductive – ep. 41
horny for love – ep. 40
2 bottles of wine for 3 people (ft. ash and micha) – ep. 39
the madussy is back in the villa (ft. jordan and haley) – ep. 38
wholesome summer is horny summer (ft. sebastian and robbie) – ep. 37
a love letter to fat women – ep. 36
college isn't the best four years of your life – ep. 35
flirty friendships – ep. 34
showing hole in miami – ep. 33
when people you love fuck up – ep. 32
bouncing balls and giving head – ep. 31
buying verification is corny – ep. 30
ghosting, porn in relationships, and having a body (ft. ash and micha) – ep. 29
the girlfriend manifesto – ep. 28
babes... i've got the ick (ft. haley and jordan) – ep. 27
big boobs? – ep. 26
casa amor (my superbowl) – ep. 25
choosing myself – ep. 24
sister advice and weird chapstick guys (ft. morgan) – ep. 23
you just got influenced: mascara gate – ep. 22
crying is IN this year – ep. 21
my dating wrapped and how i want to feel next year – ep. 20
being the other woman unknowingly – ep. 19
why i hate bumble, cat slander, and black friday – ep. 18
satisfying the authenticity machine (ft. ashley) – ep. 17
i'm quiet but not quiet, you know? – ep. 16
career cast: self-employment, content creation, and quitting your 9-5 – ep. 15
i don't know famous men, killing "cool girl", and amouranth (ft. jordan) – ep. 14
my controversial movie rankings and more hypothetical questions – ep. 13
no more tiktok discourse, we've had enough – ep. 12
being the only single friend – ep. 11
parasocial relationships and making friends as an adult (ft. alex) – ep. 10
my first kiss went a little like this... – ep. 9
red flags, red flags, red flags (ft. jordan) – ep. 8
plastic surgery, influencers, and the stress olympics – ep. 7
feel your feelings – ep. 6
rejection is redirection – ep. 5
advice cast – ep. 4
abortion is a human right – ep. 3
relationship values, no dream jobs, and sobriety (ft. ashley and micha) – ep. 2
you're invited to the slumber party – ep. 1