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Emotionally Online — 178 episodes

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AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 10

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it's inter-skinny politics and that's none of my business – ep. 158

3

we're good as gold and scheana shay IS the maestro | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 9

4

fat tax, pivoting, and crying in the cuck chair (ft. sebastian) – ep. 157

5

ok which one of you wrote tom sandoval scat fan fiction? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 8

6

i want you to be authentic... but only if you're authentic like me – ep. 156

7

a lap dance, some tequila, and the TRUTH | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 7

8

when did dating become so transactional? – ep. 155

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*rips shirt off* dude i'm so straight, i didn't even know you could be gay | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 6

10

you can't be in your 30s and negging women on dating apps oh my god – ep. 154

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doing burlesque for your boss while he eats a boob cake? call HR now | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 5

12

get bitchier or die trying – ep. 153

13

just f*ck and forget about it! it's the tom sandoval way! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 4

14

stop ditching your friends for mediocre men – ep. 152

15

ask me anything: my chungus chopped unc went in for a kiss | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 3

16

can you ever really be friends with your ex? – ep. 151

17

tattoo your ex girlfriends name, let your bully win, and get bubbafied NOW | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 2

18

skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription – ep. 150

19

a threat from jax taylor to start our day | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 1

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influencers absolutely SHOULD speak on politics (ft. meg) – ep. 149

21

a summer of cheating and peteritas (ft. tina and jessie) | pumpcast szn 1 reunion!

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jax taylor only tells the truth if it means he can have more attention | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 8

23

your horny movie did not have to be wuthering heights – ep. 148

24

you think ur ex sucks? he broke up with her at an AA meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 7

25

stop telling us about your loser husband – ep. 147

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fired for an atomic wedgie... hired for riding your coworker in the bathroom | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 6

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having two crushes at once and casting my dream traitors season – ep. 146

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the infamous sur staff meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 5

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apathy isn't sexy! stop playing the who cares less olympics! (ft. meg) – ep. 145

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take ur shirt off, we’re fighting in the parking lot | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 4

31

you are not a hero, you are brainwashed – ep. 144

32

jax got a girl pregnant and we’re freaking out | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 3

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rent a kissing booth and destroy your friend group (ft. robbie) – ep. 143

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applying sunblock is cheating | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 2

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corporate greed is ruining movies – ep. 142

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i am the devil… and don’t you forget it | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 1

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making out, media literacy, and marty mauser – ep. 141

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i have a PhD in yearning – ep. 140

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the bean soupification of the internet – ep. 139

40

you've gotta flirt HARD (ft. meg) – ep. 138

41

ragebaiters anonymous – ep. 137

42

is having a boyfriend embarrassing? – ep. 136

43

enough about male loneliness, just buy ur boy a bff necklace (ft. meg) – ep. 135

44

you can’t self-optimize yourself into finding love – ep. 134

45

"some of you aren't friends, you're cops" – ep. 133

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getting flirt-baited and dating for social currency (ft. meg) – ep. 132

47

you don't have to pretend you're unphased by their comments – ep. 131

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the grief monster – ep. 130

49

you're not ugly, you're just swagless (ft. meg) – ep. 129

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concert etiquette and the art of an unfollow – ep. 128

51

being childfree and choosing a different life than everyone you love – ep. 127

52

why do you have to agree with art in order to like it? – ep. 126

53

reality tv stars shouldn't be good people (ft. meg) – ep. 125

54

stop telling yourself you’re difficult to love – ep. 124

55

you want true love, he just wants to be married – ep. 123

56

it's not them, it's you! you're self sabotaging! – ep. 122

57

r/MyBoyfriendIsAI – ep. 121

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LOVER GIRLS HQ EXCLUSIVE: previously brilliant and gifted + what if we chose to be judged?

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"watching love unfold all around me feels like a promise" – ep. 120

60

i'm not taking the high road anymore – ep. 119

61

my bisexual awakenings – ep. 118

62

the normalization of AI? i'm not falling for it – ep. 117

63

spin the bottle at the flirting party (ft. meg) – ep. 116

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i care so much i could literally throw up – ep. 115

65

hear me out: we should use dating apps incorrectly – ep. 114

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too many crushes (ft. robbie) – ep. 113

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thank god i didn't get what i thought i wanted – ep. 112

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i don't want love at first sight, that's unsettling and surface deep – ep. 111

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"it'll happen when you least expect it" ok but i would always expect it – ep. 110

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inconvenience your friends! it's okay! – ep. 109

71

a defense of disney adults, seeing gaga on SNL, and my hot takes – ep. 108

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mikey's best actress win is not the plot of the substance – ep. 107

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timothée chalamet and being "too ambitious" – ep. 106

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the pressure to be sexually active *at all times* – ep. 105

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grand gestures and chilling the f*ck out – ep. 104

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"but do they like me?" ... do you even like THEM? – ep. 103

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platonic touch, FOMO, and seeing the end from the beginning (ft. avary) – ep. 102

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fleeting flirting and living romantically – ep. 101

79

you don't miss your ex, you miss what YOU brought to the relationship – ep. 100

80

the lover girls awards – ep. 99

81

conditions, boundaries, and when enough is enough – ep. 98

82

with peace and love, i need to be a hater – ep. 97

83

"we can tell your screen time from your outfit" – ep. 96

84

fine, type cast me as your villain – ep. 95

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friendship breakups – ep. 94

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feminine rage – ep. 93

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men aren't allowed to say they have a type (ft. meg) – ep. 92

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fangirl eras, reintroducing shame, and being a girls girl – ep. 91

89

your content is soulless but thank god it’s popular! – ep. 90

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biological timelines and the pressure to be a mother – ep. 89

91

i can't think about my parents getting older – ep. 88

92

when someone shows you who they are, believe them – ep. 87

93

i went to the DNC and this is how i feel about it – ep. 86

94

big areolas, psychic grifters, and sugar daddy bots – ep. 85

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"never been in a relationship" isn't a red flag – ep. 84

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celibatuationships (ft. robbie) – ep. 83

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cody ko, victim blaming, and "unlikeable women" – ep. 82

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your fear of singlehood is making you settle – ep. 81

99

into the chestnutiverse (ft. ashley) – ep. 80

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throwing puss for a mullet – ep. 79

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squashing the daily penetration rumors – ep. 78

102

bumble, count your days – ep. 77

103

thirst season is upon us – ep. 76

104

moving on, people pleasing, and bisexual world domination – ep. 75

105

how to stop caring what everyone thinks of you – ep. 74

106

early 2000s body image is back! – ep. 73

107

butt naked at the dermatologist (ft. ashley and micha) – ep. 72

108

i know what you did with my boyfriend (ft. meg) – ep. 71

109

pregnancy scares, shallow boyfriends, and the death of relatability – ep. 70

110

stop flexing at your high school reunion – ep. 69

111

your aversion to cringe is making you uninteresting – ep. 68

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unreciprocated oral and 15 years of bad luck – ep. 67

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butt 4 boobs? – ep. 66

114

heartache and crushing on a friend – ep. 65

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the sephora tweens defense force – ep. 64

116

gotcha moments and defending horn dogs – ep. 63

117

love notes and a middle school diary (ft. robbie) – ep. 62

118

pressure to be the perfect bisexual – ep. 61

119

your "body positivity" is lacking fat liberation – ep. 60

120

the dirty talk debate continues – ep. 59

121

nipple bras and stolen orgasm valor – ep. 58

122

dreaming of santa and mrs. claus roleplay – ep. 57

123

i ONLY go on first dates to the cheesecake factory (ft. kath) – ep. 56

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i was born with heart eyes, i can't help it! – ep. 55

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for when you're comparing yourself to their ex – ep. 54

126

crying at the ren faire – ep. 53

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being chosen and accepting people where they're at – ep. 52

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i'm just like other girls – ep. 51

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break up with ur boyfriend – ep. 50

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the cute vs. sexy spectrum – ep. 49

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boyfriends vs. best friends – ep. 48

132

sensitive girls unite! – ep. 47

133

tell me what to do, james – ep. 46

134

i'm ugly because i don't want you? embarrassing – ep. 45

135

beefing with the brits (ft. jordan, haley, and storrey) – ep. 44

136

fighting off demons in the club – ep. 43

137

i'm the ceo of lover girls usa – ep. 42

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"if he wanted to, he would" is reductive – ep. 41

139

horny for love – ep. 40

140

2 bottles of wine for 3 people (ft. ash and micha) – ep. 39

141

the madussy is back in the villa (ft. jordan and haley) – ep. 38

142

wholesome summer is horny summer (ft. sebastian and robbie) – ep. 37

143

a love letter to fat women – ep. 36

144

college isn't the best four years of your life – ep. 35

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flirty friendships – ep. 34

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showing hole in miami – ep. 33

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when people you love fuck up – ep. 32

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bouncing balls and giving head – ep. 31

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buying verification is corny – ep. 30

150

ghosting, porn in relationships, and having a body (ft. ash and micha) – ep. 29

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the girlfriend manifesto – ep. 28

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babes... i've got the ick (ft. haley and jordan) – ep. 27

153

big boobs? – ep. 26

154

casa amor (my superbowl) – ep. 25

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choosing myself – ep. 24

156

sister advice and weird chapstick guys (ft. morgan) – ep. 23

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you just got influenced: mascara gate – ep. 22

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crying is IN this year – ep. 21

159

my dating wrapped and how i want to feel next year – ep. 20

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being the other woman unknowingly – ep. 19

161

why i hate bumble, cat slander, and black friday – ep. 18

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satisfying the authenticity machine (ft. ashley) – ep. 17

163

i'm quiet but not quiet, you know? – ep. 16

164

career cast: self-employment, content creation, and quitting your 9-5 – ep. 15

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i don't know famous men, killing "cool girl", and amouranth (ft. jordan) – ep. 14

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my controversial movie rankings and more hypothetical questions – ep. 13

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no more tiktok discourse, we've had enough – ep. 12

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being the only single friend – ep. 11

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parasocial relationships and making friends as an adult (ft. alex) – ep. 10

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my first kiss went a little like this... – ep. 9

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red flags, red flags, red flags (ft. jordan) – ep. 8

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plastic surgery, influencers, and the stress olympics – ep. 7

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feel your feelings – ep. 6

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rejection is redirection – ep. 5

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advice cast – ep. 4

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abortion is a human right – ep. 3

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relationship values, no dream jobs, and sobriety (ft. ashley and micha) – ep. 2

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you're invited to the slumber party – ep. 1