All Episodes

Appendicitis, a Sangeet and Pittsburgh! Oh My!

Googling People From Your Past: Never Good!!

Potpourri!!

An Accidental Arnold Schwarzenegger Retrospective!

How a C Section Works?!

She’s a Monster, Episode #22: Kid Concerts!

Hey Jealousy!!

Pavement!! True Love Always!!

Over sharing!

A Shorty About Matt Milano’s Cleat!

It’s Despicable What I Just Did In the Restaurant Bathroom!

Gwilty as Charged! Ding Dong Ditching!

Diaper Dog!!

Warning! Scam!! Kids’ Book Fairs!!

Women Don’t Flash!!

DB Sweeney! More Tales From Corporate America!

Full Moon Rising!

Sealy Posturepedic with Brown Streaks On It: The Buffalo Bills Loss!

Mushy Face!

David’s Idiosyncrasies!

7 Minutes in Heaven! Ever Been In A Closet?!

Hey Bryan Adams, WE Know What This Song is About!

Strangers!!

She’s a Monster: Episode 689: Kid Birthday Parties!

Spoiler Alert: A Tomothy Hanks Film!

The Birth of Julieann Moore!!

Business Cards: What Are They Good For?

BO! you know it!

Happy Birthday To ME! ME! ME!!

Donald the Doodler!

Killing Bunnies for Dinner! And Fighting Over Shotgun!

The Thing That Bonds Us: Total Recall!!

Stupid and Trivial!!

Getting Old! And Anesthetized!!

Starting High School and BluePlate Special!!

An Atlas to Bill’s Brain!

Interesting Thoughts vs Good Ideas!

What’s In Your Bag?!

Stop Being So Nice, You Monster!!

The Commodore’s Ball!

Don’t Worry, Ma’am, I’ll Put Away Your Cart!

I Am NOT Part of the Bills Mafia!

We Write an After School Special: Survival of the Fittest!

No, Charmin! We Won’t Enjoy the Go!

A Vain Off!

Ellen DeGeneres and Teenagers: You’re Canceled!!

That Last Pickle!

Oh! That’s What “Indoor Yard Work” Means! And a cliffhanger!!

The Meditations Of Marcus Arnold Aurelius Schwarzenegger!!

Did We Just Win Powerball?!

I See What You’re Watching!

Penis Bibs! and Taking a Limo to Red Lobster!

Torturing Teachers and Roommates!

Lick the Drip!! and Weighted Vests??

A Frank Lloyd Wright Masterpiece! and On the Air with Bill Burns!!

Parenting: The Musical (Dinner Theater!)

Being Forced to Eat Coleslaw at a Buffalo Bills Tailgate?!

Generated Perfect Thoughts: Putting the GPT in ChatGPT

WAG! Of Coach Dave!

I AM Ina Garten! ??

You Think You’re Having A Bad Day at Work?!

The Shame of Watching Sally Jessy Raphael!

Greasy Skin, Thinning Hair! Let’s Try Steroids! Together!

Marco Polo Is Sick of the Name Calling!

DWI: David Lies to Me! By Omission!!

I’m Going to Crush Davey Like Famke Would! Between My Thighs!

EMDR: It Worked For Miley, It Can Work For You!

David’s Mouth Guitar!

Lyric Lowdown: Blinded by the Light!

For Katie! The Most Thankless Job Ever!

A Beer Run in College!

Toupee for Today!

Priests: The Marrying Kind?!

Chopped Liver! Gefilte Fish! Culinary Delights!!

Aaron’s Decluttering Tip!

The Archives! I’m A Dollar Bill: Disney’s Next Big Hit!

Cut Your Fingernails!

Anxiety! The Pledge of Allegiance! Monika!

Sweaty in Public?’ How Rude!

How Rude! Jar Jar Binks Stole Steph’s Catchphrase!!

Grammar Time! Brought to You by Miriam Websterwitz!

A Number Between 68 and 70: Nice!

Rotisserie Chicken! It Swept The Nation!

Weenie Football! (David and his Goofball High School Friends!)

Selecting Beer on Principle!

The Archives! Monster Windshield!

Spoiler Alert! David’s Watching Star Wars!

We Can See What You’re Doing In Your Car, You Sickos!!

Is Your Ring Off While You Read Your Playboy?!

RFK Jr. on Naked and Afraid!

Davey! So Happy You Were Born!

The Archives! YOU’RE THE BEST!

Growing Up In NYC Wearing Sweaters!

Is That a Tweety Bird on My Ankle?

A Jewish Man and the Conclave!!

What Will Be The Tipping Point?

The Archives! Hook Hand! And Having No Game!

Betty Boop, Alcoholic?

Tennis Lessons Can Get Violent!

Pigs! Everywhere! And Salt N Pepa! And Daniel Radcliffe!!