All Episodes

Call Me Chex!!

Frugality, Laziness or Genius?!

Stop Winking at Me!

Southern California, Here We Come!

Citizen’s Expulsion! (Recess Duty Again!)

Office Talk! How NOT to Interview! And Drama, Gossip and Radical Candor!

Don’t Blink!

Embarrassing Embarrassments: Picking Your Nose in Public!

We Live In Buffalo, It’s Time to Talk About the Weather!

A Very Juvenile Episode! TMI Time!

Next Year’s Banana Duct Taped to the Wall? Lunch Boxes of America!

Hissing At YOUR Enemies!

My Parents Were Embarrassing but YOURS were way worse!!

Hands Up! Being Rebarmitzvahed With DJ daddy D!

It’s Hobligation Season!

Do NOT Put Ants on My Log!!

Cyber Monday! What an Outrage!!

Dark Days? (I’m a crybaby!) My Time in Law School!

Clean Dirt! And Do YOU Buy Your Kid’s Condoms?

Happy Thanksgiving! We Love YOU!

A Fistful of Rocks (Recess Duty!)

How ARE We Doing at Parenting? Meh.

Billy Joel! Nick Kroll! And Dom DeLuise!?

All Clear! Colonoscopy Redux!

Colonoscopy Fear!!

Marrying a Shiksa! You Should Be So Lucky!

Rub It In, Mr. Coffey! Rub It In!

Kristen Bell! Adam Brody! Super Communicators!!

A Weekend Bonus Episode! Friendsgiving! Our Greatest Hits!

Stop Yelling From Across The House!

The Hunchback of Woodbridge Has A Cold!

Dirty Water Dog: A Conversation on Leadership!

Morning Breath! Happy Veterans Day!

Andrew McCarthy, We Like to Undress Mannequins Too!

Ladies’ Room Talk! (Again!)

I Was So Mean to My Mom, I Should Apologize…

Hiding Things In Your Pants and From Your Spouse!

Firefighters are Handymen?! and Ghosts Everywhere! Your House is Full of Em!

Bingo! We’re Gonna Save Bingo!

You Drop Your Wallet, We’re Taking the Cash!

James Franco! Justin Timberlake! Aziz Ansari! Canceled!!

Training Your Boobs!

Watch 90210 With Us!!

Jealous! Of Your Older Sibling!

David is My Fabio!

Biting His Sissy at Walt Disney World!

There Can’t Be This Many Dream Teams in the Bizness World?!

Hey Melissa, We’re Watching Your Bat Mitzvah on YouTube!

Free Blake Lively!

The Frozen Grape and Cool Whip Diet!

Morning Talk! Potpourri!

Time Travel Smells Like S%#t! You Really Wanna Do It?!

Donald J Trump IS DJ Trump! And Boy, Can He Spin the Hits!

Halloween Decor is Too Murder-ey!!

Sticking Your Tongue Through a Piece of Cheese?

Nostalgic For Golf?!

IS Mark Burnett Ashamed? Leslie Stahl Should Ask Him!

Granola is a Lie! Stop Believing it!!

Cereal Killers?!

Boring Book Club with FFP!

We Love You Shadow Stevens!! You Made Hollywood Squares Worth Watching!

Only Losers Buy Generic!

Circulating Hot Air: The Year of Us!

Rerun Sunday! Repetitive Armpit Stank! A Call with a Favourite Guest!

Saturday Special Double Episode! The Goo Goo Dolls?!

No Complaining about My Complaining! (Fighting about Flatulence!)

Feeding the Monsters Under the Basement Stairs!

You’re Up, Honey!

Two Nights in a Hotel with a Murderer Under the Bed!

Two Nights in a Hotel with a Murderer Under the Bed!

Which Mint is the Best Mint? (No Mint says David!)

We Love Keane! (A double episode!)

Facebook Schadenfreude! And the Cereal Wars of the 1990s!

Rerun Sunday! Hot Tuna! And Parking Ramps!

Donald Trump’s Weave? FFP Invented That!!

Shy Bladder!!

Soundgarden and Vomit: The Perfect Pair!

Rethinking Your Favorite Insult and Least Appreciated Body Part!

Rerun Sunday! David Teaches Racewalking!

Taking Care of Business (Lyric Lowdown!) and Dirty Nails!!

Curated Correspondence! (For Katie!)

Martin Short: Funny in Bed? And Hot Amish on Rachel Vincent Way!!

Rerun Sunday! Sniffing Candles and Going Continental!

Making Fake IDs for the Hot Chicks In College!

Egregious Regis Philbin! And Lyric Lowdown: REO Speedwagon!

Pickle on a Stick?!

David’s One Person Opinion (1PO): Greek Mythology Sucks!

Alcohol Grimace Face!

Rerun Sunday! Punching Fruitflies! and What Do You Do About Your Parents’ Stuff?!

Behind the Booth: David’s Weekend as an Artist!

Moaning and Hustling Like Our Mommies!

Moaning and Hustling Like Our Mommies!

The Most Dangerous Object in the WORLD!

Duty Free and Doing Drugs! and Lyric Lowdown!

My Greatest Asset!

Rerun Sunday: Our Shoddy Degrees!

WHEN Will the Mail Arrive?!

Do Not Throw Me a Surprise Party! But David will take one!

Cold Shrimp and the Beegees!

Help Me, Seann William Scott!