All Episodes

Best Soundtrack Ever! and FFP is Now Sponsored by Hormel Chili!

The Archives! Teenage Body Chess! And Chicago, WHY Is It So Hard to Say You’re Sorry?!

Can You Handle It?! (Cleaning up after your dog!) And A Bra Fitting!

Where DO Birds Go At Night?

God Forbid David Apologizes to Me!!

Dancing Well at Weddings!

Prom Planning! And Architectural Plans to Accommodate Stinky People!

The Archives! Everyone Has Anxiety About Something! and Velcro Rocks!!

A Good Corporate Bullsh$&t Week!

It’s the Circle of Life!

Danny and Arnold! Twins!!

Jelly Bean Soup and Chocolate Bunny Hair! (Easter 2025!)

The Archives! We’ve Got A Bone to Pick With You, Granola!

A Confession!! and The End Of the Innocence!

Hey Friends! Are You Time Travelers?!

Pimp My Ride! (Stupid Things Adults Say!)

An Echo Attack!

The Archives! FFP’s 25th Makeout Anniversary! It’s Today!

THAT’S Farm to Table?!

That Goose Didn’t Have To Die for Your Pillow!!

The Famine! It Was BAD!

Cats on Journeys?! Click Bait for Me!!

The Archives! Dressing in One Color!!

We’re in Ireland! And Suffering From Reverse Jet Lag?!

Stopping is Optional!

I’d Rather Be… Puzzlin’!

Would You Still Ignore Me If We Were The Only Humans On Earth?

We Miss You, Gary Larson!

The Archives! FFP Teaches You Some Manners!!

Eating Each Other’s Underwear!

The World: Naked!

Thanks A Lot, Coworker! Now I Have to Amputate My Hand!

One of the Best Nights of Our Lives! The FFP Frat Party!!

Snot Bubbles = True Love! And Eating People?!

The Archives! Did a Fingernail Just Hit Me in The Face While I am Riding The subway?

It’s Almost Time! The FFP Frat Party!!

Evenings with Nixon and Reagan: Ron and Dick Hatch a Plan!

A Failed Lyric Lowdown!!

Clean Up That Dead Skunk!

No Switching, No B$&@!ing! Daylight Savings Time Must Go!

The Archives! I LOATHE James Taylor!!!

Do You Want to Know the Future?! How about the Past? (Thars a quote from Total Recall!)

Guess Who We Made?! A New Game Show!

Voice Dysmorphic Disorder!

Watch Out! It’s a TEENAGER!!

Being Naughty At Work! It Doesn’t Count!!

The Archives! Bananas for Bananas!!

Slovenly! At Home!

FFP Gave A TedX Talk?!

We Fight! Over Driving!

It’s Whack A Doodle Time! Politics in America!!

Are You Saying Ghos? Or Ghost? and Stop Wasting Wegmans’ Resources!

The Archives! Watching Sex and the City with Both of Your Parents!!

Running Five Deep in DC!!

Billy Joel The Fly!!

Do YOU Miss Michael Cohen? We Do!!

Ready Set Get Lost in Chicago!!

Bring Plastic Back!

We Went to Amsterdam Last Year!

Happy Valentines Day! or Happy Jerk Day?!

Covers!! (Piracy?!)

FFP Parties Are Bigger than the Met Gala!

Let’s All Get In A Room And Stare At A Corpse!

Earning An Allowance!

The Archives! Nasty Feet and Nasty Customers!

Sorry, Bill!!!

Puke!!

Anyone Have A Donald Trump Beanie Baby We Can Have? Sheri?

We All Underexaggerate About??

Spaghetti Dropping From Our Mouths!

Stop Talking About the Weather, You’re Boring Us to Death!

What’s YOUR Pump Up Song?

Let’s Dissect Road Kill During Recess!!

We Try Our Hands at Political Punditry?!

At The Crossroads With Bone Thugs and Harmony!

Dikipedia! Elon Strikes Again!

OUR Buffalo Bills! David’s Tips for the Big Game!

Are You Ready For Bed Now?

Why DON’T You Have Snow Tires? You Live in BUFFALO!!

There’s a Hair in Your Burrito!! And Stop Staring at Me, Dog!!

The State of the Union! And 45 Year Old Click Bait!

On The Eve of Inauguration Day: Remember Donald Rumsfeld!

More Tales from Corporate America!

French Provincial Chateau Fever!

Peacocking It! And Naps Get a Bad Rep!

Go Ahead NFTA Police, Try and Arrest Me!

Phi Phi Pi! FFP’s College Party!

Why DO Women Wear Shoulder Pads?!

George Clooney! Finally!!

Ma’am!! Ma’am!! Your Kid is Super Annoying!!

Manifest Destiny! We’re Coming for you Greenland!!

Salt n Tellicherry Peppercorn!

Authenticity is a Farce! And You’re Leaving the House in THAT?!

The Division of Labor at Home! And Nair and Icy Hot STINK!

I Get It!

———— is a 4 letter word!!

Hot Moms and Chicken Nuggets!

What Happens During a Buffalo Bills Game!

The Cost of Pizza is Bankrupting Us!

Yahtzee!! Dave’s Going on Wheel of Fortune!!