All episodes

EP 399: New Gilbert Just Dropped

EP 398: Damon Has A Mom Kink

EP 397: Assigned Horse Girl At Birth

EP 396: Ron's Been Splinched!!!

EP 395: Stop Traumatizing Bonnie Challenge (Impossible)

EP 394: Please Log Off, Jackson Rathbone

EP 393: Robert Pattinson Goes Peppa Pig

EP 392: The Mist That Makes You Old

EP 391: Family Day At The Vampire Rehab

EP 390: Unfinished Business

EP 389: Robert Pattinson Is Having Fun Again

EP 388: Maybe Hell Yeah Will Be Our Always

EP 387: Midnight Sun Animated Series Tonight, Queen?

EP 386: The Scariest Twilight Cover Ever Made

EP 385: Let's Not Do Vampire Fascism, Actually

EP 384: Stone Fruit Summer

EP 383: Everybody's Talking About Raygun

EP 382: Weaponized Skinny Love

EP 381: Elena Gets the Bite

EP 380: That Time Glen Powell Dated Nina Dobrev

EP 379: Save Me, Denzel Washington in Gladiator II

EP 378: Al Pacino Should Play Dungeons & Dragons

EP 377: Caroline's Lizzie McGuire Moment

EP 376: The Let It Linger Community

EP 375: Damon Salvatore's Bisexual Era

EP 374: Oops! All Brat

EP 373: Real Fruity Just Like You Asked For

EP 372: Vampire Barbie

EP 371: Welcome to Jackass, I'm Turning into a Werewolf

EP 370: Getting Cheetos From Tatiana Maslany

EP 369: Kristen Stewart's Return to Vampire Cinema

EP 368: Don't Sneak up on a Witch, Bitch

EP 367: Is Karma in the Room With Us Right Now?

EP 366: Mommy Issue City

EP 365: Pattinson, Pattindaughter, Pattinchild

EP 364: Friends Don't Let Friends Kill Your Brother

EP 363: Drinking a Blood Bag Like a Capri Sun

EP 362: Make the Twilight Show an Anime

EP 361: Victim of Farmville

EP 360: Pokémon Go to the Podcast

EP 359: Kristen Stewart Testosterone Era

EP 358: Put Theresa Caputo in the Sphere Ft. Payton Mitchell

EP 357: Receipts, Proof, Timelines, Screenshots

EP 356: Mandy Patinkin Squad

EP 355: The Blood of Paula Abdul

EP 354: Twilight "Is Such a Gay Movie"

EP 353: Tales From the Vampire Crypt

EP 352: Vampires Would Have a 100 Year Feud Before Going to Therapy

EP 351: What If We Kissed At The Lego Cullen House

EP 350: Manic Pixie Homeschool Girl

EP 349: Love Lies Bleeding Go Straight to Horny Jail

EP 348: The CW Duo to Alcohol Brand Industrial Complex

EP 347: Robert Pattinson Is Going to Be a Dad

EP 346: He Was in the Amazon With My Mom When She Was Researching Spiders, Right Before She Died

EP 345: Damon's Dances ft. Ivana Rihter

EP 344: Lightning McQueen vs. Edward Cullen

EP 343: Sofia Coppola's Breaking Dawn Part 2

EP 342: Logging Off is Underrated ft. Elly Belle

EP 341: Respirator, Lighter, Garlic

EP 340: Less Debt, More Theater

EP 339: Jeff Bridges Can Get It (Bad Times at the El Royale Review)

EP 338: Summer Job Trauma ft. Bailey Herde (Adventureland Review)

EP 337: America's Next Top Mommy ft. Alma Avalle (The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl Review)

EP 336: Patron Saints of Delulu ft. Allison Picurro (The King Review)

EP 335: Aca-Scuse Me? ft. Zia Thompson (Pitch Perfect Review)

EP 334: My Inner Goddess Wants Ice Cream ft. Megan Kirby (Panic Room Review)

EP 333: Rob's Big Sock Heist

EP 332: The End of the Bond Babes

EP 331: In My Tamagotchi Era

EP 330: Robert "Oppenheimer" Pattinson

EP 329: We Almost Lost AO3

EP 328: Taylor Lautner Goes to the Eras Tour

EP 327: Three Royal Vampires in a Trench Coat

EP 326: Yassified Furby

EP 325: Spirit on Spirit Crime

EP 324: Robert Pattinson X Taylor Swift???

EP 323: I'm A Barbie Girl

EP 322: The Father Son And Holy Spirit of Crimes

EP 321: Library Card of Pain

EP 320: Sorry to Suki

EP 319: Edward's Dear Friend Turbo

EP 318: Casual Rainbow Rhinestones

EP 317: Shrimp Stewart

EP 316: Birthday Cake Water

EP 315: Forbidden Snacks

EP 314: A Cliffhanger For The Ages

EP 313: Crying In The Club

EP 312: Chaos! At The Vampire Council

EP 311: It's A-Me, Roza

EP 310: Everything Hurts But At Least KStew Has A Mullet

EP 309: Kristen Stewart's Susan Sontag Era

EP 308: Taylor Lautner and Taylor Lautner Talk Taylor Swift

EP 307: Pour One Out For Vampire Academy :(

EP 306: Sudoku Era

EP 305: The Gang Goes To Vegas

EP 304: New Year, New Vampire Fever

EP 303: Defund Paw Patrol

EP 302: I'm at the Combination White Lotus and Vampire Academy

EP 301: Vampire Academy Season 2 Campaign

EP 300: Can You Believe We've Made 300 of These?