All episodes

EP 299: Oops! All Pain

EP 298: Taylor Lautner^2

BONUS EPISODE: Adam Sandler Smiles ft. Taylor Brown (Home Team Review)

EP 297: Ugh, Adrian Is Cute

EP 296: I'm Coming Back For You, Baby

EP 295: A Spoonful of Slay

EP 294: Zillow Wrapped

EP 293: Dimitri Thirst Traps

EP 292: The 2010s Are Back, Baby

EP 291: Henry Golding Dirtbag Era ft. Nicole Ackman (Persuasion Review)

EP 290: No Thoughts, Just Egg ft. Bettina Makalintal (Cha Cha Real Smooth Review)

EP 289: The Stolen Hamburger ft. Allison Picurro (New Moon Director's Commentary)

EP 288: She/They Morbius ft. Kelsey Weekman (Morbius Review)

EP 287: Surgery is the New Sex ft. Cassidy Olsen (Crimes of the Future Review)

EP 286: The Body Was Still Warm ft. Abby Monteil (First Kill Review)

EP 285: Mafia Scarf

EP 284: The Edward Cullen Cardboard Cut-Out Heist

EP 283: Doctor Who (Derogatory)

EP 282: One Direction's Vampire Academy

EP 281: Sarah Snook X Snooki

EP 280: Get Your Affairs in Order

EP 279: TFW Your Boyfriend Asks You to Join an Undead Cult

EP 278: The Persuasion Wars

EP 277: Get In, We're Hunting Ghosts with Kristen Stewart

EP 276: Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

EP 275: Hot Sicko Summer

EP 274: Return of the Gleeks

EP 273: Is Jeff Probst a Vampire?

EP 272: Buckle Up, Homos

EP 271: The REAL Bella Swan

EP 270: Men Will Literally Blast Ave Maria Instead of Going to Therapy (The Batman Movie Review)

EP 269: I Did Not Sign Up For This Emotionnal Damage

EP 268: Never Been Wrong In His (After) Life

EP 267: Kicking Ass and Getting Laid

EP 266: Smug and Smug Jr.

EP 265: Pete Davidson, Good Time Stan

EP 264: Robert Pattinson, Beyoncé, and Death Grips

EP 263: Fear Tier List

EP 262: More Crimes Against Graphic Design

EP 261: The Vampires Are Unionizing

EP 260: Academy Award Nominee Kristen Stewart

EP 259: Batman Calzone Adventure

EP 258: Taylor Lautner Speaks Out

EP 257: Film Bro Frat House

EP 256: "The Actor From The New Batman"

EP 255: Robert Pattinson Funko Pop

EP 254: Princess Diana Beanie Baby

EP 253: Da Vinci Code for Vampires

EP 252: The Road to the Oscars Begins

EP 251: Stephenie Meyer vs. George Lucas

EP 250: It's Giving Mr. Tumnus

EP 249: RPatz Partying With Jeff Bezos

EP 248: Cheers To Five Years

EP 247: Fruity Diana (Spencer Movie Review)

EP 246: Guy Fieri's Gay Weddings

EP 245: Who is the Hottest Vampire?

EP 244: Kristen Stewart's Joker Era

EP 243: Live Fast, Die Young (Vampire Academy Movie Review)

EP 242: The Dakota Johnson Clutch Conspiracy

EP 241: The Pajama Pants Stay On During Compulsion

EP 240: Ferrero Richelle Mead

EP 239: Kristen Stewart's Met Gala Bangs

EP 238: Bella's Birthday Bash ft. Payton Mitchell (Twilight Commentary Track)

EP 237: Sexy Grimace

EP 236: Vampire Tony Soprano

EP 235: Anonymous Manatee

EP 234: A Horse Named Bella Swan

EP 233: What Does The Fox Say?

EP 232: My Shame

EP 231: Elemental Puberty

EP 230: Gay Vampire School

EP 229: Chicken Soup for the Gabagool (The Birthday Cake Movie Review)

EP 228: Bisexual Couch Nightmares (The Host Movie Review)

EP 227: Share a Coke with Yo-Yo Ma

EP 226: To All The Bastards We've Loved Before

EP 225: Love Rhombus

EP 224: The Taylor Swift Cameo That Wasn't

EP 223: Eggmett

EP 222: Is She...You Know...

EP 221: Getting Matching Tattoos with Jackson Rathbone

EP 220: The Nosferatu Mandela Effect

EP 219: Clare Pattinson Fan Club

EP 218: Bury Me at the Port Angeles Taco Bell

EP 217: Did I Turn My Boyfriend Into a Vampire??

EP 216: A Eulogy For Yahoo Answers

BONUS EPISODE: Jennifer's Body

EP 215: Big Ship Watch 2021

EP 214: One Communal Way-Ho

EP 213: Never Trust a Kyle

EP 212: Embrace the Boohbah

EP 211: Distractingly Trashy

EP 210: What Happened Between Kristen Stewart and Taylor Swift?

EP 209: The Phoebe Bridgers Twilight Industrial Complex

EP 208: Go Straight to UTI Jail

EP 207: Stonks

EP 206: Lime Liar

EP 205: Apocalypse Oyster Crackers

EP 204: Is Vampirism a Pyramid Scheme?

EP 203: Lockdown Baby

EP 202: Pain and Panic