All Episodes
Let's Get Real — 124 episodes
Episode 164: Color Me Freaked Out...
Episode 163: Scary Clowns, Apricot-Faced Barbarians, and Gluten; Who Ya Gonna Call?
Episode 162: Let's Get Real...And Sharp. And Blunt!
Episode 161: This Foodiness Was Made For Walking!
Episode 160: Welcome back to the Fallout Shelter, now climate controlled by Foodiness!
Episode 159: Cod Worms and Devil Dogs – extended edition
Episode 158: Pollen-Whacked? Maybe You Need a Shot of Lawn-Grass Juice!
Episode 157: Today's Drink Special, is the Saddam Slam!
Episode 156: We Hold These Foodiness Truths to be Self-Evident...
Episode 155: Babies & Cake
Episode 154: I’m Not Licking MY Fingers…
Episode 153: Cod Worms
Episode 152: To Everything There Is a Season, and a Dry, Crumbly Cookie to Match
Episode 151: Go West, Young Man, But Don't Forget to Bring Your Insulin
Episode 150: We’re 150, But We Don’t Look a Day Over 100!
Episode 149: One of These Things Does Not Belong
Episode 148: In Space, No One Can Hear You Pickling
Episode 147: A Holiday Card Against Humanity
Episode 146: What’s On Your Plate?
Episode 145: You Can’t Make Soup Dumplings with Blue Raspberry Flavored Jello…
Episode 144: These Foolish Things…Remind Me of U..tah.
Episode 143: There’s no Crying over Spilled Green Juice
Episode 142: La Dolce Vita Snickerdoodle
Episode 141: The 2nd (or 3rd) Annual Golden Uncrustables!
Episode 140: Does Foodiness cause wrinkles?
Episode 139: I Can’t Hear You, There’s Too Much Foodiness In My Ears!
Episode 138: Got Breast Cancer Awareness Donuts?
Episode 137: “Why did the bear sh*t in the woods? To cover up all the Foodiness trash”
Episode 136: Fear No Food!
Episode 135: The Raw and the Burnt
Episode 134: Tales of Foodiness Fishiness
Episode 133: Body
Episode 132: Can it GET any more sarcastic around here today?
Episode 131: We are (Foodiness) Stardust
Episode 130: It’s happy hour in the fallout shelter! Well, as happy as a trio of curmudgeons can get…
Episode 129: And So I Shall Go Forth, and Seek Out My Perfect Snack
Episode 128: Nobody Down Here But Me and My Nuts
Episode 127: Over
Episode 126: Little House of Foodiness Hyperspin on the Prairie
Episode 125: Breast Milk
Episode 124: Why Aren’t Baby Carrots Actually Shaped Like Babies?
Episode 123: Watch Out For Salty Man Holes
Episode 122: What Color is Your Foodiness Parachute
Episode 121: Eat Some Dirt, America!
Episode 120: Forget the Quinoa, I’m Eating a Bowl of Pebbles for Breakfast Now
Episode 119: Just Because I’m a Chef, How Would I Know What’s in a Cotton
Episode 118: That Not
Episode 117: The Year in Foodiness
Episode 116: I have a bone to pick with you
Episode 115: Sometimes..All I Need is the Air That I Breathe…and a Plain Yogurt
Episode 114: And Lisa says…But we’re in Idaho, just go dig one up!
Episode 113: So This Cricket Walks Into a Bar…
Episode 112: Introducing…Blurred Lines flavored yogurt! Brought to you by Foodiness, Inc. with additional lyrics by Robin Thicke
Episode 111: Smell This!
Episode 110: A is for Apple, J is for Junk
Episode 109: Smells Like Pumpkin Spice Flavored Pumpkin Spice. Again
Episode 108: Eggplant is the Teddy Roosevelt of Vegetables
Episode 107: Rage, Rage Against the Dying of Fish
Episode 106: Wanted: For Foodiness Crimes Against Their Families
Episode 105: And if it’s not made from cream, which comes from milk, which comes from a nipple, it’s not butter, either!
Episode 104: And Robin says, “If it doesn’t come from a nipple, it’s not milk!”
Episode 103: A Collective Identity Crisis Is No Excuse for #Foodiness Crimes Against Nature
Episode 102: Berries and the Bullsh*t
Episode 101: Big Brother Is Watching … From Sleepaway Camp in New Hampshire
Episode 100: Lil Baby LGR Turns 100 and Still Doesn’t Eat Sh*t
Episode 62: Cereal is the Devil’s Work
Episode 61: Cereal is the Devil’s Work
Episode 60: Trending Now: Edible Consumers, Chicken That Makes You Gay, And $18 Artisanal… in Cleveland!
Episode 59: If You Think Chewing Energy Gum Will Help You Rock Climb, You Deserve To Fall
Episode 58: Edible Ads are the Toilet Babies of Food
Episode 57: Trending Now: Bloody Butchers, Severed Pig’s Feet, and Microwavable Lasagna Tainted with Meat
Episode 56: 7
Episode 55: If Your Nutritionist Just Bought A Cadillac Escalade, You Might Want To Consider Switching
Episode 54: Jews Don’t Control the Media, Foodiness Does
Episode 53: Omega 3’s Come From Fish, Not Cookies
Episode 52: The End Is Near (Again) And You Better Get Used To Eating People And Protein Bars
Episode 51: Foodiness Reeducation Camp, Part 2
Episode 50: Foodiness Reeducation Camp, Part 1
Episode 49: Thanksgiving is Fake Enough Without Eating Tofu Turkey
Episode 48: Christopher Howell of Cain Vineyard & Winery
Episode 47: Let’s Get Real – TBA
Episode 46: If Diets Worked Kirstie Alley Would Stay Thin
Episode 45: Coffee Aroma From the Can Is As Natural As New
Episode 44: His And Her’s Are For Hassidic Weddings and Antiperspirant
Episode 43: I Told You Show
Episode 42: Freedom Fries Ain’t Free
Episode 41: Friends Don’t Let Friends Grill Tofu Hot Dogs on Labor Day
Episode 40: You Can’t Have Your Cheesecake
Episode 39: Choosy “Mommies” Don’t Choose Jif
Episode 38: You Can’t Have a Proustian Fruit Moment with a Grape Gummy
Episode 37: Eat Chicken, Not Fingers
Episode 36: Ketchup is OK, It’s Finding Something to Put It on That’s the Problem
Episode 35: Believe in Butter
Episode 34: The End is Near…What’s for Dinner?
Episode 33: Super Foods Are Super F*ed Up
Episode 32: Veggie Puffs are Turning us Into Vegetables
Episode 31: Ignorance is Bliss…Until You Get Diabetes
Episode 30: Vitamins Come From Food, Not Gummies
Episode 29: You Are What Your Fish Ate
Episode 28: Eat Pizza for Breakfast, Not Pop
Episode 27: If You Want to Be Thin & Not Get Cancer, Eat Real Food
Episode 126: There’s No Glory in Your Whole Grain
Episode 25: You’re Being Infantilized by Fiber Bars
Episode 24: Performance Doesn’t Come in a Bottle
Episode 23: They Don’t Sell Food at 7
Episode 22: Big Foodiness Gets Occupied
Episode 21: Food is Already Smart
Episode 20: Feed Your Kids Cheese, Not String
Episode 19: The Replacements
Episode 18: Garden Burgers Don’t Come From Gardens
Episode 17: Bacon Doesn’t Come From Turkeys
Episode 16: Vodka Doesn’t Taste Like Cupcakes
Episode 15: If It’s As Sweet As Candy, It Is
Episode 14: Marion Nestle
Episode 13: Soup Doesn’t Come From Cans
Episode 12: Food Is Supposed to Go Bad
Episode 11: If It Comes In Bottle Don’t Drink It
Episode 10: We’re Meant To Eat Meat
Episode 6: Non Organic Milk = Gonads Gone Wild
Episode 5: Cage Free, Schmage Free
Episode 4: Meet Your Meat
Episode 3: Strawberries In Winter: The Taste of Disappointment
Episode 2: An Inconvenient Food
Episode 1: Let’s Get Real Premiere