All Episodes

Ahem (Tue, 18/03/2025)

Contraband seaweed (Mon, 17/03/2025)

Sun, 16/03/2025

Nobheads abound - that’s life (Sat, 15/03/2025)

ROFLcopter (Fri, 14/03/2025)

Green leaf volatiles (Thu, 13/03/2025)

Bants with [REDACTED] (Wed, 12/03/2025)

[REDACTED]’s book launch (Tue, 11/03/2025)

DJ King Chuck (Mon, 10/03/2025)

Date night (Sun, 09/03/2025)

Hermannus Contractus and chill (Sat, 08/03/2025)

RTFM (Fri, 07/03/2025)

Kismet (Thu, 06/03/2025)

And that (Wed, 05/03/2025)

Heel pieces of bread (Tue, 04/03/2025)

Big sleep (Mon, 03/03/2025)

A more ‘woke’ toilet tissue (Sun, 02/03/2025)

It is March, my dudes (Sat, 01/03/2025)

Basil leaves (Fri, 28/02/2025)

Burnt ends (Thu, 27/02/2025)

By my standards (Wed, 26/02/2025)

On accident (Tue, 25/02/2025)

Got filled up - very satisfying (Mon, 24/02/2025)

Nifty (Sun, 23/02/2025)

Hot as a witch’s tit (Sat, 22/02/2025)

Fri, 21/02/2025

Psychedelic Country Road blouse (Thu, 20/02/2025)

Soul grind 🛼 (Wed, 19/02/2025)

Bent (Tue, 19/02/2025)

Went to the movies with a married man (Mon, 17/02/2925)

Barramundi (Sun, 16/02/2025)

Horseradish (Sat, 15/02/2025)

LOUD!! (Fri, 14/02/2025)

This could be us but you playing (Thu, 13/02/2025)

Salada biscuits & chill (Wed, 12/02/2025)

“Fingers are for wrinkling” (Tue, 11/02/2025)

Collective noun: a ‘twist’ of Periwinkles (Mon, 10/02/2025)

Despairing (Sun, 09/02/2025)

Anarchy in the CBD! (Sat, 08/02/2025)

Fri, 07/02/2025

‘Very Ape’ (Thu, 06/02/2025)

Twinning with mum 👯 (Wed, 05/02/2025)

Hoons with Nerf guns 🚗♾️🔫 (Tue, 04/02/2025)

Luke’s Rest 3.0 (Mon, 03/02/2025)

Lost, old fella? (Sun, 02/02/2025)

Cursed shift (Sat, 01/02/2025)

Sparring outside Toyworld 🥊 (Fri, 31/01/2025)

Thu, 30/01/2025

Fresha orange juice drink (Wed, 29/01/2025)

Phrygian mode (Tue, 28/01/2025)

Surprise carrots (Mon, 27/01/2025)

Rig (Sun, 26/01/2025)

Bosom (Sat, 25/01/2025)

Umm, err (Fri, 24/01/2025)

[REDACTED PROTEIN] tartare (Thu, 23/01/2025)

Wed, 22/01/2025

ALCOHOL!! 🥂 (Tue, 21-01-2025)

Payday (Mon, 20/01/2025)

“Decadent loneliness” (Sun, 19/01/2025)

Sewing sounds (Sat, 18/01/2025)

Fri, 17/01/2025

Nasty - in a good way (Thu, 16/01/2025)

The one with the househusband daydream (Wed, 15/01/2025)

3 PM (Tue, 14/01/2025)

Anko rock 🎸 ⚡️(Mon, 13/01/2025)

Gamelan and chill (Sun, 12/01/2025)

Cmon, baby (Sat, 11/01/2025)

Knowing my luck.. (Fri, 10/01/2025)

Free money (Thu, 09/01/2025)

UAP (Wed, 08/01/2025)

Hemming (Tue, 07/01/2025)

Jan 6th 🫡 (Mon, 06/01/2025)

A very old profession - washing dishes (Sun, 05/01/2025)

Dishes and chill (Sat, 04/01/2025)

Fri, 03/01/2025

Umami (Thu, 02/01/2025)

Gqom and chill (Wed, 01/01/2025) [Gqom is a sub genre of house music from South Africa - ICYMI]

NYE: totally ruined by mozzies (Tue, 31/12/2024)

I am a Dylanologist (Mon, 30/12/2024)

Marine protein ‘n’ chips (Sun, 29/12/2024)

Sat, 28/12/2024

Acute Sexual Starvation (Fri, 27/12/2024)

Thu, 26/12/2024

Not allowed to say “Merry Christmas” (Wed, 25/12/2024)

Toos-day, innit (24/12/2024)

Wobbled (Mon, 23/12/2024)

Sun, 22/12/2024

Brown sugar (Sat, 21/12/2024)

SHUT THE FUCK UP!! (Fri, 20/12/2024)

The Talented Mr Hand (Thu, 19/12/2024)

Dibber (Wed, 18/12/2024)

Uninspired (Tue, 17/12/2024)

Annus horribilis: 2024 Year in Review

Sum of all fears (2002) (Mon, 16/12/2024)

Top deck 🍫 (Sun, 15/12/2024)

Not a euphemism (Sat, 14/12/2024)

T-jiff (Fri, 13/12/2024)

MOOOD (Thu, 12/12/2024)

Peter Doherty ‘liked’ my comment (Wed, 11/12/2024)

Allopathic Luigi Memes (Tue, 10/12/2024)