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Luke Hand Diary — 1,000 episodes · page 7 of 10
Baptism of fire (Mon, 06/11/2023)
You Can’t buy Happiness… but You can buy Coffee, and That’s Pretty Close! (Sun, 05/11/2023)
Greyhounds are actually very lazy (Sat, 04/11/2023)
Two Sodden Pairs of Suede Shoes (Fri, 03/10/2023)
“Oh fab,” he said sardonically (Thu, 02/11/2023)
“And stay out!” (Wed, 01/11/2023)
Tuesday, 31/10/2023
Elevenses (Mon, 30/10/2023)
🥂 12,000 Plays (Sun, 29/10/2023)
Angels (Sat, 28/10/2023)
Decca Records talent scout 🎯 👍🏻 (Fri, 27/10/2023)
I’ve autism (Thu, 26/10/2023)
Dog sake (Wed, 25/10/2023)
R.D.O. (Tue, 24/10/2023)
Tummy ache (Mon, 23/10/2023)
Jawn (Sunday, 22/10/2023)
Anko facial (Sat, 21/10/2023)
Banana tea (Fri, 20/10/2023)
Buck wild (Thu, 19/10/2023)
Tripping the light cerebral 🧑💻🎶 (Wed, 19/10/2023)
Restless leg syndrome is my super power (Tue, 17/10/2023)
Koala bear (16/10/2023)
🚫🫂⏳ 585 days (Sun, 15/10/2023)
Green noise (Sat, 14/10/2023)
👻 (Fri, 13/10/2023)
Me lumbago (Thu, 12/10/2023)
2iC guy (Wed, 11/10/2023)
If you’ve got it, flaunt it (Tue, 10/10/2023)
…just kidding (Mon, 09/10/2023)
Dan Tehan MP is a maggot (Sun, 08/10/2023)
New sheets (Sat, 07/10/2023)
Tippity 🏏 (Fri, 06/10/2023)
I want to be in the Anko business!! (Thu, 05/10/2023)
Mettle (Wed, 04/10/2023)
Centenarian bants (03/10/2023)
World’s greatest lover (Mon, 02/10/2023)
By jingos (Sun, 01/10/2023)
The ‘oNion ON the bOTtOM’ shibboleth
Avo 3-ways on toast (Fri, 29/09/2023)
Ohhh.. 🤦🏻♂️ (Thu, 28/09/2023)
Proprioception 🤸♀️ (Wed, 27/09/2023)
Probably wonderlands (Tuesday, 26/09/2023)
Reverse-Kleenex box (Mon, 25/09/2023)
Analemma is a figure of eight (Sun, 24/09/2023)
3,500,000 meals (Sat, 23/09/2023)
Admin (Fri, 22/09/2023)
A Donga of One’s Own (Thu, 21/09/2023)
Jussie Smollett fascinates me. A unique guy. Almost to a fault! (Wed, 20/09/2023)
Scrappy (Tue, 19/09/2023)
Hopelessness KPI (Mon, 18/09/2023)
I want to be a saint 😇 (Sun, 17/09/2023)
Sat, 6/09/2023
Dr appt (Fri, 15/09/2023)
Olá Mozambique! 🇲🇿 (Thu, 14/05/2023)
Eff-all (Wed, 13/09/2023)
Cute love-seat for one (Tue, 12/09/2023)
Do unto others, and all that (Mon, 11/09/2023)
Hung Top (Sunday, 10/09/2023)
Even if I do say so myself (Sat, 09/09/2023)
Fri, 08/09/2023
Switchblade-hipped and strawberry-lipped (Thu, 07/09/2023)
Based on a true story, apparently (Wed, 06/09/2023)
Flummoxed (Tue, 05/09/2023)
Ashwagandha (Mon, 04/09/2023AD)
Umami for tea (Sun, 03/09/2023)
1-ply (Sat, 02/09/2023)
God Friended Me re-binge (Fri, 01/09/2023)
Mid (Thu, 31/08/2023)
Mood: 9! 📈 🤯 (Wed, 30/08/2023)
A twitcher’s wet dream (Tue, 29/08/2023)
Love seat (Mon, 28/08/2023)
Blue Plaque (Sun, 27/08/2023)
Dead horse (Sat, 26/08/2023)
That’s it. Thats the entry. (Fri, 25/08/2023)
This Episode was Written by AI - or was It! (Thu, 24/08/2023)
Turgid (Wed, 23/08/2023)
IJBOL (Tue, 22/08/2023)
Thigh gap (Mon, 21/08/2023)
Kilig myself (Sun, 20/08/2023)
Tailgating SUV got comeuppance on YouTube 🫢 (Sat, 19/08/2023)
Fetch (Fri, 18/08/2023)
All 👏 of 👏 the 👏 things 👏 (Thu, 17/08/2023)
Wed, 16/08/2023
Oof (Tue, 15/08/2023)
Quick day ⌛️ [Truman show delusion intensifies 😬] (Mon, 14/08/2023)
Sunday, 13/08/2023
‘~s (Sat, 12/08/2023)
🥳 (Fri, 11/08/2023)
A bit of a Stifler for the rules (Thu, 10/08/2023)
Man Bites Dog (Wed, 09/08/2023)
6/10 (Tue, 08/08/2023)
New red pullover (Mon, 07/08/2023)
Girt (Sun, 06/08/2023)
Salame (Sat, 05/08/2023)
Smack barm pea wet (Fri, 04/08/2023)
Lizzo, we hardly knew thee 😏 (Thu, 03/08/2023)
Must be the super-moon 🌝 (Wed, 02/08/2023)
Shiny-arse (01/08/2023)
Diprotodon (Mon, 31/07/2023)
Docking (Sun, 30/07/2023)