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Luke Hand Diary — 1,000 episodes · page 8 of 10
Docking (Sun, 30/07/2023)
Autumnal tones (Sat, 29/07/2023)
Box (28/07/2023)
Boy-cut knickers
Sprang (26/07/2023)
Apple TV+ and Chillax Like a Villain 😊 ✌🏻 ❤️
Amapiano
Solitaire (23/07/2023)
Bad day (22/07/2023)
Gash (21/07/2023)
The River Red Gum (20/07/2023) 🌳
I, uh.. cut myself baking (20/07/2023)
Snivelling nibbling (18/07/2023)
Jaysus, Mary, Joseph, and the ever-loving donkey... (17/07/2023)
Sunday, 16/07/2023
Saturday, 15/07/2023
Oulipo (14/07/2023)
‘Half cut bastard’
2IC (12/07/2023)
Edging (11/07/2023)
Leftovers
GFE 🫂
À la Old Town Road
Friday 7th July, 2023
Soi 38 and that 🍜
Bush wee
I Seriously Need a Good Fucking From Something Other Than Life 😆 🤦🏻♂️ 🙄
Moss (03/07/2023)
Happenstance (02/07/2023)
Frazzled (01/07/2023)
Queer (30/06/2023)
Hither and thither
Wth, Luke haha (28/06/2023)
Dockets 🧾 (27/06/2023)
March 1,212th 2020 (26/06/2024)
nearly went cunt over tit (25/06/2023)
Mwhaha (24/06/2023)
Sage 🔥 (23/06/2023)
feel like 100 dogecoin (ie total shït) (22/06/2023)
Delivered mag racks/Film screening (21/06/2023)
Pfizer Covid Vax Jab #5 ✅ 👍🏻 (20/06/2023)
Skiffle
Stay gorgeous!
Vim
Smash windows of AGL, etc 🖕🏻
Dogging
Shoddier
Should parenthood be banned? (13/06/2023)
06/06/2023
Optimistic 📈 (12/06/2023)
Napoli 🍝 (11/06/2023)
Sosumi 🚶♂️ (10/06/2023)
Floss 💍 (09/06/2023)
Spud (08/06/2023)
Moo (07/06/2023)
(05/06/2023)
Lost weekend, part 1 (03/06/2023)
Don’t tell me what to do - you’re not my granddaughter
Dusty leaves
Reprobate (01/06/2023)
🐸 ribbit
“Enjoy!” 🥤
Woke 🥱
‘papple’ (pear-apple)
Your old man’s plums 🍒 (27/05/2023)
Smash your TV! (26/05/2023)
EExactly what you need (25/05/2023)
Revelatory (24/05/2023)
👍🏻 Dopamine (23/05/2023)
Middens (22/05/2023)
Lion’s share 💊
Sat 20th May, 2023
Hiraeth
Much of a muchness
I’m semi-retired!!
“Better off broke than badly bent”
R.S.V. 🦠 > SARS-CoV-2 (aka “covid-19”)
Ahem…
This diary entry was not written by Chatgpt - or was it?
Tacky 🙃
I’ve heard of “9/11”
Humpday, 5.10.23
Uranus is a planet
Something was wrong
Digging my potatoes
I tested for Covid
Train journey and chill
Seminal (in no more ways than one!)
[smiles wryly]
S01e704: For Every Yes There are a Thousand No's
May Day asmr
:-|
Still got it
Fucken dog..
Haight-bloody-Ashbury
I didn’t do two arsons in as many days, ya gotta believe me! 🔥
Lesters, jesters! 🤙🏻
Resigned ✊🏻
Sunday 23 April 2023
⚡️🖕🏻 🍌