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Luke Hand Diary — 1,000 episodes · page 9 of 10
Fling 🧲
I want to dye
Fruits
Keep calm and stitch
Spade ♠️
Edging for hours
Chill factor ███████▒▒▒ 69
Top
Hoons
Waste
Sad
More boring Sunday
Boring Saturday
Good Friday
HISS!!!
Null
Gagged
LonelyBoredTired
Fey af
Mighty fighting hawks
defenestrated
📊🍟🛌
Ugh
Maillard 🍄
Latibulated
Sunday 26 March 2023
Cardigan
🍊 four-inch door hinge
Creative accounting 🧮
Humpday, 1117th March 2020 😏
Nfkfkf
Mondays…
🪑
Ex-friend iced-out
A lorry pinning an ombudsman against an arboretum
Feel like a NEET
Wednesday 15 March, 2023
🤡
Day off
Cuddled nibbling
Tits on a bull
Doodled with her
Elysian
😣 Wed 8 Mar 2023
Hypothetical
scintilla
Monday 6 March 2023
Zomg! 😳
The lady’s finger laid on my crows feet
Anko’s
Disappointed
Non-vegan Davo’s shibboleth
Blow a raspberry on accident 😘
I would do unspeakable things for a cuddle 🫂
Magnets
Tomato Is a Fruit
Friday
Chilling
Wednesday (the day before Thursday)
“Bedlam”
Fugly
Sunday, 19 February 2023
Don't trust anyone over 30 -- months!
I need a fucking canoodle
Better than penetrative sex
Get thee to a nunnery
❤️ 📉
No good
Red gravy 🍝
✨ sparkles ✨
Al dente
69er on the beach
Warrnambool’s Richard Simmons
🎶🚶😊
Redonkulous 🌊 💚
Date went well
Carefree day, to be fair
Date lined up..
Yhheeeahhhh…
Fuck this shit
I’m a 3 😔
The old rochambeau
Sunday 29 January 2023
Crappy
Got down on my knees at the beat (Fri 27 Jan 2023)
Thu 26 Jan 2023
Fizzer
That’s all she wrote down
Monday 23 Jan
Uncle! (Sun, 22 Jan 2023)
Back at it again in the White Ankos!! 👟
Unremarkable in the extreme
Stream “Sines” 💿
5% welsh now too as well 🧬
AI Shakshuka 💻 🍽️
Oh sweet nothing! 🪴
Pop tarts
Ball sauna 🥵
Fudge! (Fri, 13/01/2023)
Saw a naked woman (just an online photo but still..)