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and so does this commentary track

and so does this post-credits waste of time

and so does red miller's lack of an inner life

and so does this plot

and so do these two moons and this cast list

and so does andy driving away

and so does this flashback meet... cute?

and so does this minute being kinda okay

and so does this crossfade of multiple shots

and so do these easy-start burning heads

and so do my fucking references

and so does fishmouth's too-late attempt at an oscar

and so does this dialogue and the voice modulation

and so does this slow blinking red light

and so does susan dying between scenes like an afterthought

and so does susan's fight or flight response

and so does this lumbering lumberjack

and so does andy's mistreatment of the bible

and so do the safety inspectors at termite chainsaw

and so do i for not having something else to talk about

and so do the people who left their chainsaws just laying around in this rock quarry

and so does my spanish

and so does andy's hatred of trees

and so does this THiNC piece for trying way too hard

and so does this youtube review (and me for picking on it)

and so do airquotes' origins

and so do andy's origins

and so does the death of johann johannsson

and so does this one sentence about mandy

and so does this vulture piece about the film

and so does this waste of caltrops

and so does nap time and plot convenience

and so does yet another animated sequence

and so does andy playing grown up on his stolen atv

and so does taking the time to see this guy's hallucinations when there's a tiger on the loose now

and so does this waste of a tiger

and so does andy's psychic vision of this radio tower

and so do the 'reaction shots' from andy

and so does this new guy and his golden gun and his tiger

and so does the queen of dumb (aka this cigarette lighting scene)

and so do the latter hellraiser movies, and this movie every time it apes them

and so does this badly lit minute of fighting in which we can't tell what's happening and it goes on forever

and so does everything in this script, really

and so does this seizure-inducing stupidity

and so do andy's stupid fucking choices

and so does this casual drug use

and so does bringing the presumed dead up from the random pit just to hear andy say something stupid

and so do disappearing penisblades

and so does not knowing where we are or what's going on

and so does effortless escape

and so does slowing down when you need to ramp things up

and so does christ-figuring the, you know, sacrificial victim of the film

and so does christ-figuring our villain

and so does christ-figuring our hero

and so does this stigmata misuse

and so do animation sequences that linger on nothing

and so does putting a good stunt into the start of a bad killing spree

and so does this boring buildup

and so does this smithing session

and so does sudden plot device smithing cave

and so does this unnecessary backstory

and so does trying to get stupid dialogue just right

and so does the best line in the film

and so does mr. exposition in his fancy trailer

and so does this minute for not sucking

and so does this bathroom

and so do bad products and bad reactions

and so do cheddar goblins

and so does this scene from nic cage's latest comedy

and so does this lame attempt at heartstring pulling

and so does this, the new most exciting minute ever in cinematic history

and so does this most exciting minute ever in cinematic history

"and so do continuity errors"

"and so does fishmouth's sadness"

and so does wasting a stuntperson's time like this

and so does skipping parts of the action

and so does slow motion in the dark

and so do your closeups

and so does the prop 'department'

and so do regrets

and so does all the darkness and the blurry

and so does this 'brilliant' juxtaposition of two men in pain

and so does, um, fishmouth choking his chicken

and so do live episodes

and so does trying to justify your motives to your drugged-up prisoner

and so do fishmouth's late-to-the-game hippie life choices

and so do adjectives in the mouths of bad writers

"and so does 'Jeremiah Sucks'

and so does fishmouth's (taste in) music

and so does fishmouth's slow rambling

and so does 'the other day' as continuity shorthand

and so does going back to nothing happening

and so does this silly bug prop

and so does introducing this alien larvae subplot 40 minutes in

and so does nothing happening now

and so does not knowing what just happened

and so do flashing lights

and so do forest fires, andy

and so do 'andy''s shirts

and so does this plan