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and so do these discount cenobites

and so does waiting in a van for... something to happen

and so do you for listening to this show

and so does the lack of coverage

and so do wide shots in the dark

and so does 'mandy''s customer service

and so does trying to read blurry prop text live

and so does this sexual tension

and so does this movie causing me actual physical pain

and so does cheap villainy

and so does lazy camerawork

and so do these two new lead characters

and so does introducing seven new characters without names and poorly lit

and so do inappropriately overwrought musical cues

and so do amorphous blobs of smoky redness

and so does this fake fantasy novel's flowery prose

and so does this stupid starling story (part 3)

and so does this stupid starling story (part 2)

and so does this stupid starling story (part 1)

and so do bad dreams we don't get to see

and so do unmotivated walks in the woods

and so did 10-year-old me

and so does the titular character

and so does galactus not being in this movie

and so does nicolas cage

and so does poor lighting

and so do knock knock jokes

and so do chapter titles

and so do silhouettes

and so does deforestation

and so does this boring music

and so does aping the shining

and so does having too many logos

and so does this pilot episode