All Episodes

Just made up - 9 June 2026

Special Edition - Live Q&A 4 June 2026

Horse power - 2 June 2026

Maxy pandy - 26 May 2026

Adenoids on show - 18 May 2026

Amazing Rainbow - 12 May 2026

Can't unsee it - 5 May 2026

Special Edition - BYD Sealion 5 DM-i Launch - 1 May 2026

Special Edition - Live Q&A 23 April 2026

Nonsense works - 21 April 2026

Fantasy figures - 14 April 2026

Stay angry - 7 April 2026

Very Daisy Duke - 31 March 2026

Ecstatic partying - 24 March 2026

Bemoan and complain - 17 March 2026

Its talcum powder - 10 March 2026

Key skill - 3 March 2026

Massively positive note - 24 February 2026

Stroked every week - 17 February 2026

Hair shirt - 10 February 2026

Pigs fly by - 3 February 2026

Plastic Building Blocks - 27 January 2026

Crazy land - 20 January 2026

Part of a part - 13 January 2026

Special Edition - Hyundai Inster

Special Edition - Tokyo Mobility Show 2026

Special Edition - Kia Milan Design Week

Turkey baster - 16 December 2025

Trod a tightrope - 9 December 2025

Swings, Roundabouts, etc. - 2 December 2025

Jeep Fetish - 25 November 2025

Still Twitching - 18 November 2025

Faster Than A Steaming Bullet - 11 November 2025

Virtuous triangle - 4 November 2025

So bilingual - 28 October 2025

Set him off - 21 October 2025

Forthing madman - 14 October 2025

Fudge - 7 October 2025

Full of chickens - 30 September 2025

Happy chirpy - 22 September 2025

Less meh - 16 September 2025

Mood boarded to death - 8 September 2025

Own stupidity - 2 September 2025

Unoffensive - 26 August 2025

In A Bit of a Huff - 18 August 2025

Typecast - 12 August 2025

Overwhelming positivity - 5 August 2025

Ouija boards - 29 July 2025

Kerfuffle - 22 July 2025

Challenging - 15 July 2025

Sea, Sand, and Probably Not Sangria - 8 July 2025

Riding a horse - 1 July 2025

Undig yourself - 24 June 2025

Face firework - 17 June 2025

Enthusiastic Alan - 10 June 2025

Saved France - 3 June 2025

Cookware solutions - 27 May 2025

Schrodinger sales - 20 May 2025

Building statues - 13 May 2025

Migrating north - 6 May 2025

Antique dealers - 29 April 2025

Nice weave - 22 April 2025

A little creepy - 15 April 2025

Wasting your time - 9 April 2025

Newsvalanche - 1 April 2025

Tough on - 25 March 2025

Wombles and Hobbits - 18 March 2025

Perfectly reasonable - 11 March 2025

Please sir - 4 March 2025

And the handcuffs - 25 February 2025

Easy to say - 18 February 2025

Written in crayon - 12 February 2025

One of our strengths - 4 February 2025

My cheerfulness tonight - 28 January 2025

Make your own up - 21 January 2025

I feel a one what - 14 January 2025

Incompetence rather than evil - 7 January 2025

I have this aubergine - 17 December 2024

Whisper in your ear - 10 December 2024

No miracle - 3 December 2024

Wheel arch eyebrow - 26 November 2024

Ill Informed - 19 November 2024

Special Edition - Hyundai Santa Fe Drive Days

How upsetting - 12 November 2024

Special Edition - Volkswagen Golf Drive Day

Got it right once - 5 November 2024

Special Edition - Kia Picanto and Sorento Drive Day

Unsell the idea - 29 October 2024

Special Edition - Porsche: Mid or Rear Engined? Alan Visits Atlanta

HR dependant - 22 October 2024

The Old Bait And Switch - 15 October 2024

Awfully appealing - 1 October 2024

Squeeze Bang - 25 September 2024

Bears exist - 17 September 2024

Dicky tummy - 10 September 2024

Effusively effusive - 3 September 2024

The end is nigh - 27 August 2024

Quishing - 20 August 2024

Why are we friends - 13 August 2024

Hose that sucker - 6 August 2024

Providing clarity - 30 July 2024

Measuring stick - 23 July 2024

Woke up angry - 16 July 2024

Negative Nelly - 9 July 2024

Inster-gram - 2 July 2024

Think its my age - 25 June 2024

There and back again - 19 June 2024

Car data influencers - 11 June 2024

Tax registration and blergh - 4 June 2024

Nationalistic ranting - 28 May 2024

Abstract whatboutery - 21 May 2024

The legal episode - 14 May 2024

Air and unicorn - 7 May 2024

G What? - 30 April 2024

So is duct tape - 23 April 2024

The week that was - 16 April 2024

Semantic boy - 9 April 2024

Cowey wowey - 2 April 2024

Handbag luxury - 26 March 2024

Freedom episode - 19 March 2024

Electric trolley problem - 12 March 2024

Butt of many jokes - 5 March 2024

Overly Cheesy - 27 February 2024

Corporate tomfoolery - 20 February 2024

Pronounce that very carefully - 12 February 2024

Farting indicators - 6 February 2024

Member Number Seven - 30 January 2024

Pretty please with sugar on top - 23 January 2024

Call me Captain Cynical - 16 January 2024

That was my line - 9 January 2024

Special Edition: Lexus GX460 Review

Add to the drinking game - 2 January 2024

Year of unintended consequences - 19 December 2023

Electromagnetic Molecular Interference Antifreeze Snow Removal - 12 December 2023

Not discussing that - 5 December 2023

Big traffic light - 27 November 2023

Sick of everything - 21 November 2023

Need want and desire - 14 November 2023

Buying your dreams - 7 November 2023

My demeaning voice - 31 October 2023

Special Edition: Japan Mobility Show 2023 - 30 October 2023

That's courageous - 24 October 2023

Better at rubbing the soap - 17 October 2023

Driven by nobs - 10 October 2023

Take a French lunch - 3 October 2023

Existential and deep - 26 September 2023

Your Chanel handbag - 19 September 2023

Too wet to light man - 12 September 2023

I am whelmed - 5 September 2023

Split the ions - 29 August 2023

Water transport devices - 22 August 2023

Swansea Blackhole - 15 August 2023

When MPVs were real MPVs - 8 August 2023

Bobble hats and forests - 1 August 2023

Facetious and silly - 25 July 2023

Wheels are on fire - 18 July 2023

Bahami - 11 July 2023

Moved To Tears - 4 July 2023

Snakes Eating Tails - 27 June 2023

Rant Down - 20 June 2023

Allegro Fantasies - 13 June 2023

Rab C Nesbitt - 6 June 2023

Other Vulnerable Vehicles - 30 May 2023

Ben Elton Sketch - 23 May 2023

Sausage Fest - 16 May 2023

Whispering Bob Harris - 9 May 2023

Pushing Dieselgate Under The Bus - 2 May 2023

Graceness, Spaceness & Paceness - 25 April 2023

Only One Survived - 18 April 2023

His Hand Over His Mouth - 4 April 2023

Stellantovan Alliance Benz Fordswagen - 28 March 2023

Egregious - 22 March 2023

Pant Wettingly Excited - 14 March 2023

Death Angle - 7 March 2023

Everyday Batteries for Everyday Cars - 28 February 2023

Drinking Game Bingo - 21 February 2023

Blackpool Trams - 14 February 2023

Moved Nameplates - 7 February 2023

15 Is The Magic Number - 31 January 2023

Adequately Unashamed - 24 January 2023

Stay In Your Furrow - 17 January 2023

He Might Just Explode - 11 January 2023

Not Dany Bahar

Special Edition - Scion TC Review

Special Edition - KIA EV6 GT Line Review

Linguistic Issues - 13 December 2022

Inflated Dolphins - 6 December 2022

Terrible Cynic - 29 November 2022

Musical Chairs - 22 November 2022

Ignoring You - 15 November 2022

Fewer Doom - 8 November 2022

Captain Delusional - 1 November 2022

Departing Arrival - 25 October 2022

Rollercoaster of Delights - 18 October 2022

Single Bladder - 11 October 2022

Sucking Through My Teeth - 4 October 2022

Wonderfully Awful - 27 September 2022

Turned Into A Camel - 13 September 2022

Like The Big Boys - 6 September 2022

Don't Try This At Home - 31 August 2022

Special Edition - Citroën Berlingo Longterm Review

Special Edition - Toyota GR Yaris Review

Special Edition - KIA Drive Day

Special Edition - Genesis GV70 Review

No Name Yet - 26 July 2022

Look At Me Grown Up - 19 July 2022

Yeehaw Mother Lovers - 12 July 2022

Unobtanium - 5 July 2022

Enhance An Older Body - 28 June 2022

Consultant Created Toss - 20 June 2022

Windows Follow You Around The Room - 13 June 2022

Screaming In Your Car - 7 June 2022

Minissima - 31 May 2022

Here We Go - 23 May 2022

Not Bullied - 17 May 2022

Special Edition - Toyota Yaris Cross Review

Such A Cop Out - 9 May 2022

Special Edition - Genesis G70 Shooting Brake Review

Tasty Little Mouthful - 3 May 2022

Special Edition - Toyota Aygo X Launch

Bounce Back - 25 April 2022

Fantastic For Insomnia - 19 April 2022

Part Potty Trained - 12 April 2022

Anarchic Assemblies - 5 April 2022

Special Edition - Volkswagen Arteon Shooting Brake Review

Thoughts and Prayers - 29 March 2022

Don't Own A Staffie - 22 March 2022

Special Edition - Hyundai IONIQ5 Review

Yes No Maybe - 15 March 2022

Barnsley In Some Mizzle - 8 March 2022

Just Stare At Me - 1 March 2022

Special Edition - Volvo XC40 Recharge Review

Driving Miss Daisy - 22 February 2022

Lightness In Your Heart - 15 February 2022

Panthera - 8th February 2022

Grey Is The Colour - 1st February 2022

Special Edition - Volkswagen ID.3 Review

Is It Cause I’m Old - 25 January 2022

Special Edition - Tokyo Auto Salon 2022

Our Little Run of Fun - 18 January 2022

Special Edition - Hyundai i20N Review

Almost Coherent - 11 January 2022

Earned Their Prosecco - 4 January 2022

Men In Sheds - 21 December 2021

Chuckle of Despair - 14 December 2021

Special Edition - Bcomp Natural Fibres Composite Materials

Fettling His Matiz - 7 December 2021

Maintaining The Capability - 30 November 2021

Special Edition - BMW Driving Day

Hear the Sparrows Farting - 23 November 2021

Facial Gymnastics - 16 November 2021

Special Edition - Honda HR-V Hybrid Review

Chauvinistic Prat - 9 November 2021

Fan Fiction - 2 November 2021

Special Edition - Suzuki Ignis 1.2 Hybrid SZ5 4WD Review

Slippery When Wet - 19 October 2021

Special Edition - Lexus Mindfulness Tracks

How Obvious - 12 October 2021

Bookended - 5 October 2021

Special Edition - Hyundai Driving Day

Six Year Anniversary - 29 September 2021

Shouty Screaminess - 21 September 2021

Special Edition - Lexus UX300e Review

Total Trucker - 14 September 2021

Special Edition - The Car Crowd

Not In Your Half-Lifetime - 7 September 2021

Shake All Your Crockery - 31 August 2021

Doesn't Come Wrapped In Tartan - 24 August 2021

And What Watt - 17 August 2021

Surprisingly Practical - 10 August 2021

Special Edition - Toyota Yaris Design Review

All The Hard Words - 3 August 2021

Special Edition - Hyundai i20 Premium Review

Don't Wink - 27 July 2021

Ghosn Watch It - 20 July 2021

Special Edition - Hyundai Tucson Ultimate Review

Before Alan Falls Asleep - 13 July 2021

Special Edition - Lexus LC500h Review

Anger As Consumer Advice - 6 July 2021

Some Blue Whales Wide - 29 June 2021

Special Edition - Classic.Retro.Modern

Not Angry Just Disappointed - 22 June 2021

Special Edition - Ford Focus ST-Line X Review

S T O P That - 15 June 2021

Communist Motoring News - 8 June 2021

Special Edition - 4 Roads and The Future of Car Buying

World's Most Expensive Picnic Basket - 1 June 2021

Pretty Much Rightish - 25 May 2021

Special Edition - 400th Episode Celebration

Hugely Incompetent - 18 May 2021

Special Edition - Ford Fiesta ST Line Review

Entering the Traffic Zone - 11 May 2021

Special Edition - BMW M440i xDrive Review

Daft Plan - 4 May 2021

Special Edition - The Intercooler with Dan Prosser

Not Half-Bottomed - 27 April 2021

Rhymes and Everything - 20 April 2021

Special Edition - Car & Classic with Chris Pollitt

Taking A Fence - 13 April 2021

Wider Berth of Bath - 6 April 2021

Piece of Cake - 30 March 2021

The 39 Steps - 23 March 2021

Bear Stimulus - 16 March 2021

Gone French On Them - 9 March 2021

Automotive Eurovision - 2 March 2021

It Will Save Lives! - 23 February 2021

25m Swimming Certificate - 16 February 2021

Scope Creep - 9 February 2021

There Is The Carrot - 2 February 2021