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Ninja Rob — 219 episodes
Choke Stats, Tyson Fury Fights, and Banya Bandits: Ninja Rob Podcast Returns
Lost in the Dojo: A Hazy Journey from Martial Arts to... Well, We Forgot
Loopholes exposed
Wedding Rituals, MMA Shocks, and Jiu-Jitsu Journeys
Lost in the Dojo: Another Forgotten Episode
UFC showdowns, Fedor-Tyson faceoff, Dark Tales, & Island Jams
The Almost-Lost Episode: A Brief Glimpse
The pizza hut experience
Foot Juice
Tim's seedy past in financial fraud
Latte Art Throwdowns and Armored Combat
Default settings
The Tractor Story
it's Big it's Gay it's Open Mat
Tyson Fury vs Jon Jones
Creonte = Traitor?
Gordon Ryan under attack
Champ or Coach to champs, which would you rather be?
200th episode: Mother's Day Special
Cheddar Cheese Soup
MC Kid Goat
Pretty much 100%
Double dose of Ninja Rob
A water emergency
Pawternity Leave
Gordon Ryan has a fissure in his armor
Skin rashes outed and explained
Live from Putin's chalet
Knife vs Gun vs 2 Dudes
BHL - Back Hand League
A roadmap on how to become a professional competivie grappler
Dana White slaps and shoves his wife in act of self defense
From the archives: Ep. 64 The story of Ninja Rob
Half off
Meditations on Death
Gambling in MMA, footsweeps, and epithets.
Tim shares the most valubale lesson he's learned in Jiu-Jitsu.
Roid Rage
Episode One Hundred and Eighty
Ripping submissions
Ali Baba and the 40 thieves
Unicycles are inefficient
Who is JB?
Chivalry or Misogyny, you decide.
Slapped in the face with a trout....
Will wrestling improve your jiu-jitsu more than jiu-jitsu can?
A culmination of wisdom
Self-flagellation: get your mind out of the gutter
Ninja Rob integral to listener getting his purple belt
Deceptive and Disrespected grip
A great weekend of Combat Sports
Weight cuts
Space is fake
The legend of Steve Maxwell
A sons broken heart
Robotic vs Prosthetic
Ten rounds of boxing, what does it mean?
Friction at the Ninja Rob Podcast.
Royce Gracie treated me like an….
Fathers Day Extravaganza
Side mount over mount or back?
Tim Carpenter vs Rafael Lovato: Tim's brief and self serving description
Tales from the Banya (Russian Sauna)
Do Jiu-Jitsu guys suck at takedowns?
Specialize or Generalize?
Back from hiatus ep.153
The triumvirate of Mikes
Jay Rod or Nicky Ryan who has a better ADCC?
One Hundred and Fiftieth Episode
Oscar slaps and ADCC slams
Phony Montana
New rules for better combat in Jiu-jitsu
Team Doors vs Team Wheels
Ninja Rob lays out an airtight legal defense for Cain Velasquez
Putins acts of aggression
Tim returns from his suspension
How do you measure Fight IQ?
Talking Sense w/ Joe Hardcore
Talking Sense w/ Jay Regalbuto
Fourth Degree Black Belts
Talking Sense w/ Rick Migliarese
Why so much hate on Karate?
How far would you go to reach your goals?
Scorcese vs Tarantino: The brawl to end it all
Crapital Grill
Timber...the fall of Gabi Garcia
Warm ups, Yes or No?
Presidential Royal Rumble and The Gracie Conspracy
A broken hearted purple belt quits jiu-jitsu
As long as no one attacks you, you’ll be fine
Are the ADCC trials broken?
Rookie Numbers
Is being a good sport important?
Esoteric
What's for dinner?
Instant Replay
Slamming out of submissions
How to relax in a stressful training environment
MMA defeats Boxing at its own game
Samurai Dave
A chat with Tim Carpenter
A deep dive into the PB&J
Monkey Steals the Peach
Sleep paralysis and origami dreams
Simone Viles?
The NinjaBob Bobcast
Episode 112 Where the podcasters dwell
Converted Zealot
They might win, but they shouldn't defeat you
Tim has JB deported, our favorite Olympic Sport, and the deadly art of 52 blocks
When does a Jiu-Jitsu legend use a karate chop?
How to stop an assault without getting involved
Poop on the stoop a Ninja Rob original
White guys can fight too
Weekend at Marco's
Strelka and the influence Russians exhibit over Tim Carpenter
Ep 102.1 Mulligan
What do you love on sight?
100 th Episode and JB takes over
Timsanity and the Sons of Joe Biden
Best uppercut in MMA history
Who't the meanest of them all?
Ninja Rob vs Amanda Nunes
50% off Andre Galvao apologizes and gives you a gift.
Fuchismo (pronounced fooˈcheez·moe) - when fugazi meets machismo.
Rhinos, ColecoVision, Bug-a-Salt, and Devins least effective weapon
Take your hate speech elsewhere
Tim fires Devin and our audio suffers
Dispassionate Instructors and Ninja Rob goes live on the Gram
Hellfish Invitational 5 vs 5 Dual Meet
Technique vs Aggression and Power
Ep. 87 Sifu, Sensei, Professor, Master, or worst of all Coach
Ep. 86 MF DOOM
Ep. 85 Boxing Day
Ep. 84 Scorsese, Coppola, Kubrick, and Carpenter
Ep. 83 Wives/girlfriends, parking tickets, Judo style armlocks, and KO Slams
Ep 82 One legged grapplers and ironically a review of a knee on belly escape.
Ep. 81 What's so wrong about being from the burbs?
Ep 80 Thirty Thousand downloads later, we re-release our very first episode.
Ep 79 Tim has no taste
Ep 78 Covid strikes Ninja Rob
Ep. 77 Streak is broken
Ep. 76 Listeners ask who beats Gordon Ryan?
Ep. 75 Impostors and the benefits of kids competing
Karate kicks and heel hooks
Ep. 73 Trump vs Biden who wins a fist fight
Ep.72 Challenge matches, street fights and abusive instructors
Ep.71 Instant Classic Re-Release of Ep.16 A Jiu-Jitsu roundtable with Jared Weiner
Ep. 70 Is the grass greener?
Ep. 69 The people you meet and the places you will go
Ep. 68 Tucky Tucky
Ep. 67 How the McLaren F1 became the most important car in martial arts history
Ep. 66 Dead or Alive who would you learn from
Ep. 65 Jarobi
Ep. 64 The story of Ninja Rob
Ep. 63 Tim pulls a real Costanza.
Ep. 62 The New Ninja Rob?
Ep. 61 Tales from the Drive Thru
Ep. 60 Men are from mars and woman are from.....
Ep. 59 "Thank god for fascism" - Tim Carpenter
Ep. 58 Battle of the Sexes
Ep. 57 Timkashi 6ix9ine
Ep. 56 A serious conversation
Ep. 55 Old School
Ep. 54 Gaethje vs Ferguson breakdown
Ep. 53 Ninja Rob vs Science
Ep. 52 One Year and Twenty Thousand downloads later
Ninja Rob Ep. 51 Gummy worms, clean eating, peaceful resistance or unarmed militia
Ninja Rob Ep. 50 Team Wal-Mart vs. Team Target
Ep. 49 5g vs Coronavirus
Ep. 48 Rosberg vs Hamilton, World Champion vs The Best Ever, and Tim vs Covid-19
Ep, 47 The plural form of apocalypse, fake deaths, and Dagestani wrestlers
Ep. 46 Part 2 with Dr. NJ Campbell
Ninja Rob Ep. 45 Pandemic, Hysteria, Social Distancing and Breaking Quarantine
Ninja Rob Ep. 44 Coronapocalypse, Tims guide to survival, and the rodecaster
Ninja Rob Ep. 43 Timcert
Ninja Rob Ep. 42 A fast bag of hammers, bad ref stoppages and Flavor Flav
Ninja Rob Ep. 41 Tyson Fury the new champ and how to spot a fraud trainer
Ninja Rob Ep. 40 Ugly ducklings aren't ugly forever Featuring Kaitlyn "Blonde Fighter" Chookagian and Kyle Cerminara
Ninja Rob Ep. 39 Jones vs Reyes and Winter Sports
Ninja Rob Presents the Andocast featuring NJ Campbell
Ninja Rob Ep. 38 Feat. Kru Eric Karner: Muay Thai and how it helps grappling and #HETOO
Ninja Rob Ep. 37 RIP Kobe, Relson Gracie, IBJJF Euros and a prepared statement
Ninja Rob Ep. 36 Gracie Jiu-Jitsu vs 10th Planet, Connor vs Cowboy, and Tim vs addiction
Ninja Rob Ep. 35 Philly Muay Thai controversy, Marc Laimon, and our preferred method of execution
Ninja Rob Ep. 34 Serial killers, strip steaks, and a couple of questions
Ninja Rob Ep. 33 Mount Rushmore
Ninja Rob Ep. 32 Our worst episode yet. Merry Christmas
Ninja Rob Ep. 31 UFC 245 breakdown and how a phone call saves a life
Ninja Rob Ep. 30 Tim gives his opinion on organized crime, Marco respectfully invokes his rights under the Fifth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution on the grounds that answering questions may incriminate him
Ninja Rob Ep. 29 Is your instructor stale or fresh? We answer why Gordon Ryan isn't a Gi world champion.
Ninja Rob Ep. 28 Takedowns, Retro Gaming, and the Ninja Rob Universal Invitational Tournament
Ninja Rob Ep. 27 Ninja Rob does Brazil
Ninja Rob Ep. 26 Tim outs Marco, water gets spilled, and Seminar update
Ninja Rob Ep. 25 How to best prepare young people for real life street combat, Keenan Cornelius’ American Jiu Jitsu, the Nicky Rod phenomenon, and our experiences with pet ownership.
Ninja Rob Ep. 24 Askren sucks, USADA sucks, and Cats suck
Ninja Rob Ep. 23 Tims awful match, inhalergate and Panama Lewis revisited
Ninja Rob Ep. 22 Kron Gracie losing, winning, and loyalty
Ninja Rob Ep. 21 The seminar to end all seminars
Ninja Rob Ep. 20 Who are Tim and Marco's biggest influences in teaching?
Ninja Rob Ep. 19 Competing vs Training, Pace, Intensity and Technique
Ninja Rob Ep. 18 Size matters with Joe Szatmary
Ninja Rob Ep. 17 How to join a modern martial arts school (the episode for your friends that don't train)
Ninja Rob Ep. 16 A Jiu-Jitsu roundtable with Jared Weiner
Ninja Rob Ep. 15 Beef, Bootleg Instructors and Bobos
Ninja Rob Ep. 14 Tim shows us that Bro-science is the only science when it comes to PEDs
Ninja Rob Ep. 13 Hostage crisis averted.
Ninja Rob Ep. 12 The oxford comma, proxy wars, butt scooting, and fan mail
Ninja Rob Ep. 11 Tims groin, Marcos fetishes and the harsh realities of professional fighting
Ninja Rob Ep. 10 Tim is back to rescue the podcast
Ninja Rob Ep. 9 Fixed mind state vs growth mind state
Ninja Rob Ep. 8 A crappy day on the mats.
Ninja Rob Ep. 7 How much is your Jiu-Jitsu worth?
Ninja Rob Ep. 6 Promotions, Belts, Stripes and the chase for recognition
Ninja Rob Ep. 5 Rear Naked Choke vs Heel Hook which submission is king?
Ninja Rob Ep. 4 Helio Gracie vs Bruce Lee a definitive breakdown of an imaginary fight.
Ninja Rob Ep. 3 Back to Bickering
Ninja Rob Ep. 2 You asked we answered
Ninja Rob Ep. 1 The Podcast for (a or the) True Martial Artist