All Episodes

Episode #63: Dino Danger or Zoo Life

Episode #62: Honest Conversations about Work, Life, and Everything In Between

Episode #61: Always Know Why or Always Know How To Fix It

Episode #60: Lose Written Words or Lose Your Sense of Time

Episode #59: Wave Back by Mistake or Trip in Front of a Crush

Episode #58: Perfect Match or Perfect Delusion

Episode #57: Men’s Thoughts on Loudspeaker or Women-Only Work Life

Episode #56: Mediocre Forever or Legendary for One Moment

Episode #55: Talk Like Matthew McConaughey or Only Speak to Dutch People

Episode #54: Cough Your Way Through Feelings or Cry at Every Punchline

Episode #53: Never Read Again or Endless Laundry Duty

Episode #52: Travel and Die a Little or Stay in One Place Forever

Episode #51: Perfect Relationship With No Spark or Chaos With Great Sex

Episode #50: Relive a Perfect Memory or Delete a Terrible One

Episode #49: Post It Now or Overthink It Into the Grave

Episode #48: Be Single Forever or Secretly Kiss All Your Best Friend’s Boyfriends

Episode #47: New Year, New Me or Same Chaos, Different Calendar

Episode #46: 10 Songs Forever or a Lifetime of Musical Chaos

Episode #45: Cash, Gift Card or Emotional Damage

Episode #44: Be the Office Villain or Get Steamrolled Daily

Episode #43: Weird One in Every Room or Never Grow at All

Episode #42: One Perfect Piece or a Room Full of Regret

Episode #41: No Christmas Vibe or Forced Hallmark-Level Decorating

Episode #40: Too Many Pronouns or None at All

Episode #39: One Bad Flight or Zero Adventures Forever

Episode #38: Blend In or Be Constantly Questioned

Episode #37: Cook Elaborate Meals or Be Booed by Strangers

Episode #36: Rich and Irrelevant or Loved and Broke

Episode #35: Live Like a Barbie or Look Like a Nightmare

Episode #34: Iron Everything You Touch or Get Roasted by a Parrot

Episode #33: Tropical Bedroom or Total Musical Silence

Episode #32: Smile Tax for Your Worst Enemy or Awkwardly Never Leave

Episode #31: Swap Bodies Every Blink or Change Hair Every Hiccup

Episode #30: Open Ocean Year or Raw Food Diet

Episode #29: Public Enemy #1 or Weekly Meltdowns

Episode #28: Live on Sunlight or Function on 15 Minutes of Sleep

Episode #27: Lose Your Job to AI or Have a Crush on a Coworker Forever

Episode #26: Solve a Puzzle Before Peeing or Climb 10 Floors Forever

Episode #25: Biggest Secret on TV or One Year of Cringe

Episode #24: Keep Coffee or Keep Your Dignity

Episode #23: Have a Full Beard or Never Understand TV Again

Episode #22: Always Have Something in Your Teeth or a Sneeze That Never Comes

Episode #21: No Emotions or Non-Stop Flirting

Episode #20: Repeat the Same Day Forever or Wake Up With No Memory

Episode #19: Time Travel Without Return or Constant Shoe Stone

Episode #18: Photosynthesis or Super Sleep

Episode #17: Itchy Hands or Endless Rain

Episode #16: Lose Taste or Lose Your Native Language

Episode #15: Subtle Forever or Split Every Bill

Episode #14: One Pair of Jeans for Life or Two Flies Above Your Food

Episode #13: Delete All Your Photos or Lose Spring Forever

Episode #12: Daily Mystery Tattoos or Permanently Stinky Shoes

Episode #11: No Men for a Year or Heels 24/7

Episode #10: Doomscroll Forever or A Bladder That Hates You

Episode #9: Perfect Health or Obscene Wealth

Episode #8: Thorns Every Valentine’s Day or FaceTime Your Parents for Every Kiss

Episode #7: Text No One or Have a Month of Unexpected Breakfasts

Episode #6: Sticky Shower Forever or Constant Ugly Crying

Episode #5: Half Blue Face or Full Public Embarrassment

Episode #4: Be Psychic or Permanently Remote

Episode #3: Be Offline Forever or Be Controlled by a Coin

Episode #2: Cut the Sugar or Join the 5 A.M. Chaos Club

Episode #1: Lonely Christmas or Mystery Table Gum