All Episodes

#117 George with a Knife | OOTP 19, The Lion and the Serpent

#116 Teacher's Pet | OOTP 18, Dumbledore's Army

#115 Lawyer Hat, On | OOTP 17, Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four

#114 I'll Have the Espresso Martini | OOTP 16, In The Hog's Head

#113 The Problem is Real, the Solution is Trash | OOTP 15, The Hogwarts High Inquisitor

#112 Parentified Children and Emotionally Stunted Adults | OOTP 14, Percy and Padfoot

#111 Needlework | OOTP 13, Detention with Dolores

#110 Have a Biscuit | OOTP 12, Professor Umbridge

#109 Make Hogwarts Great Again | OOTP 11, The Sorting Hat's New Song

#108 Very Right and Very Wrong | OOTP 10, Luna Lovegood

#107 Ron Weasley, The Chosen One | OOTP 9, The Woes of Mrs Weasley

#106 I Set the Vibe | OOTP 8, The Hearing

#105 Department of Injustice | OOTP 7, The Ministry of Magic

#104 His Family Tree is a Circle | OOTP 6, The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

#103 Family Dinner | OOTP 5, The Order of the Phoenix

#102 House Hunters International | OOTP 4 Number 12, Grimmauld Place

#101 Dumbledore, You Egotistical Nut | OOTP 3, The Advanced Guard

#100 Even In a Fantasy World, The Legal System Still Sucks | OOTP 2, A Peck of Owls

#99 The Roast of Ickle Diddykins | OOTP 1, Dudley Demented

#98 Goblet of Fire Movie Review

#97 The Wisdom of Harry | GoF 37, The Beginning

#96 Gaslighting | GoF 36, The Parting of the Ways

#95 Even More Daddy Issues | GoF 35 Veritaserum

#94 He Brought a Spoon to a Gun Fight | GoF 34, Priori Incantatem

#93 Voldemort's Burn Book | GoF 33, The Death Eaters

#92 Villain Soup | GoF 32, Flesh, Blood and Bone

#91 Opting Out of the Opt Out Option | GoF 31, The Third Task

#90 Constant Judgement from your Predecessors | GoF 30, The Pensieve

#89 Adult Incompetence | GoF 29, The Dream

#88 Percy Weasley's Boggart | GoF 28, The Madness of Mr Crouch

#87 The Scarlett Woman | GoF 27, Padfoot Returns

#86 Gillyweed: High in Moral Fiber | GoF 26, The Second Task

#85 Petty Pyjama Party | GoF 25, The Egg and the Eye

#84 Hearsay & Slander | GoF 24, Rita Skeeter's Scoop

#83 Yet Another Cinderella Story | GoF 23, The Yule Ball

#82 Chaos is a Dance | GoF 22, The Unexpected Task

#81 Barmy Old Codger | GoF 21, The House-Elf Liberation Front

#80 Potential Painful Embarrassing Public Death | GoF 20, The First Task

#79 Burning Fire & Cutting Words | GoF 19, The Hungarian Horntail

#78 Rita Skeeter Bugs Me | GoF 18, The Weighing of the Wands

#77 Exciting Death Tournament | GoF 17, The Four Champions

#76 Glory is the Priority | GoF 16, The Goblet of Fire

#75 Crime is Crime | GoF 15, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang

#74 Compliments and Torture | GoF 14, The Unforgivable Curses

#73 Justice, Vengeance, Pettiness | GoF 13, Mad Eye Moody

#72 Funsies Fight to the Death | GoF 12, The Triwizard Tournament

#71 Probably With Magic | GoF 11, Aboard The Hogwarts Express

#70 Why Not The Moon? | GoF 10, Mayhem at the Ministry

#69 Safety Now, Clarification Later | GoF 9, The Dark Mark

#68 He Caught The Snitch but Dropped the Ball | GoF 8, The Quidditch World Cup

#67 Conspicuous Wizard Camping | GoF 7, Bagman and Crouch

#66 Nauseating Wizard Travel | GoF 6, The Portkey

#65 The Hot Weasley | GoF 5, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

#64 Family Values | GoF 4, Back To The Burrow

#63 Petty Floor Cake | GoF 3, The Invitation

#62 By The Way, This is a Harry Potter Book | GoF 2, The Scar

#61 Frank Bryce and the... Oops, He's Dead | GoF 1, The Riddle House

#60 Prisoner of Azkaban Movie Review

#59 The Government is the Villain | PoA 22, Owl Post Again

#58 Daddy Issues | PoA 21, Hermione’s Secret

#57 Pucker Up For Your Lobotomy | PoA 20, The Dementor’s Kiss

#56 High School Reunion | PoA 19, The Servant of Lord Voldemort

#55 Lycanthropy? More like Likes-His-Therapy | PoA 18, Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs

#54 Accusatory Whiplash | PoA 17, Cat, Rat & Dog

#53 The Unjustice Of The Justice System | PoA 16, Professor Trelawney’s Prediction

#52 Uncharacteristically A Badass | PoA 15, The Quidditch Final

#51 I Have Regrets | PoA 14, Snape’s Grudge

#50 Broom Go Vroom | PoA 13, Gryffindor VS Ravenclaw

#49 Wizard Lobotomy | PoA 12, The Patronus

#48 The Right Thing The Wrong Way | PoA 11, The Firebolt

#47 Let The Mischief Begin | PoA 10, The Marauder’s Map

#46 Safety Second, Quidditch First | PoA 9, Grim Defeat

#45 Teatime With Lupin | PoA 8, The Flight of the Fat Lady

#44 Feelings Matter | PoA 7, The Boggart In The Wardrobe

#43 Doom and Gloo | PoA 6, Talons and Tea Leaves

#42 Harry’s First Kiss ... Almost | PoA 5, The Dementor

#41 Prioritize Not Dying | PoA 4, The Leaky Cauldron

#40 Public Transit Woes | PoA 3, The Knight Bus

#39 Inflated Ego | PoA 2, Aunt Marge’s Big Mistake

#38 Tickled At The Stake | PoA 1, Owl Post

#37 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Movie Review

#36 You Meddling Kids! | CoS 18, Dobby’s Reward

#35 How Come You’ve Got A Sword? | CoS 17, The Heir of Slytherin

#34 Lockhart Only Sees What’s In The Mirror | CoS 16, The Chamber of Secrets

#33 Arachnophobia | CoS 15, Aragog

#32 An Introduction to Introductory Courses | CoS 14, Cornelius Fudge

#31 Smarmiest Git | CoS 13, The Very Secret Diary

#30 Slytherin’s Eat Feet | Cos 12, The Polyjuice Potion

#29 Talk Snakey To Me | CoS 11, The Duelling Club

#28 Fragile Ego and Deep Delusions | CoS 10, The Rogue Bludger

#27 Whodunnit? | CoS 9, The Writing On The Wall

#26 How To Become A Ghost | CoS 8, The Deathday Party

#25 Slytherins In Lamborghinis | CoS 7, Mudbloods and Murmurs

#24 Influencer Culture | CoS 6, Gilderoy Lockhart

#23 Reading The Tree | CoS 5, The Whomping Willow

#22 The Less Sexy Red Herring | CoS 4, At Flourish and Blotts

#21 Weasley Grand Theft Auto | CoS 3, The Burrow

#20 Dobby Will Eat Your Skin Off | CoS 2, Dobby’s Warning

#19 Harry’s Birthday Blues | CoS 1, The Worst Birthday

#18 Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Movie Review

#17 Literary Whiplash | PS 17, The Man With Two Faces

#16 Tickle The Squid | PS 16, Through The Trapdoor

#15 The Future Looks Bleak, Harry | PS, Chapter 15 ”The Forbidden Forest”

#14 How To Smuggle Your Dragon | PS 14, Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback

#13 Ron Should Slap Dumbledore | PS Chapter 13, Nicolas Flamel

#12 Wizard Jesus | PS Chapter 12, The Mirror of Erised

Bonus #1| Harry Potter 20th Anniversary Special

#11 SPORTS!!! | PS Chapter 11, Quidditch

#10 Feeding Slytherin’s to Trolls | PS 10, Halloween

#9 Being A Gryffindor Sounds Exhausting| PS 9, The Midnight Duel

#8 Severus Snape Needs Some Therapy | PS 8, The Potions Master

#7 The Bad Guys Are The Ones In Green | PS 7, The Sorting Hat

#6 Platform 9 and 6 Weasley‘s | PS 6, The Journey From Platform 9¾

#5 Wizard Currency Drives Me Knuts | PS 5, Diagon Alley

#4 Exposition: Magic and History | PS 4,The Keeper Of The Keys

#3 Local Man Hates Mail | PS 3, Letters From No One

#2 A Brief Summary of Child Abuse | PS 2, The Vanishing Glass

#1 Headmaster Abandons Baby | PS 1, The Boy Who Lived