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The Average Minute — 158 episodes · page 2 of 2
Episode #57 - On the boat again
Episode #56 ‐ That chick had a great beard
Episode #55 - If you're using one dick you're using all of them
Episode #54 - What's the penalty for losing a ball in the water?
Episode #53 - I'll take a cancer kazoo over a colostomy bag
Episode #52 - Bob fought the fridge and the fridge won
Episode #51 - I'm not gay but I do vote Democrat
Episode #50 - It ain't long but at least it's over fast
Episode #49 - If it were any bigger, it'd be way too big
Episode #48 - Masters recap (again)... Blame it on Cantlay
Episode #47 - Who's dressing Brandel Chamblee
Episode #46 - Y'all got any Obama hams?
Episode #45 - Because I was inverted
Episode #44 - Ever had a blumpkin at the Flying J?
Episode #43 - Drinking scotch and buying drugs in Mexico
Episode #42 - Mr Nipple sure is a boob
Episode #41 - Is this the end of church?
Episode #40 - Whip makes a great loose meat sammich
Episode #39 - Thank God you're here John Redcorn
Episode #38 - Does your wife golf too?
Episode #37 - Bob gets Crocs
Episode #36 - People who annoy you
Episode #35 - She's a bit of a squirter
Episode #34 - Can you pull your gallbladder?
Episode #33 - She's here for the chips and dick
Episode #32 - The Godfather of Mediocre Golf in Arizona
Episode #31 - You're not that guy, pal
Episode #30 - What are you looking for in a cart chick?
Episode #29 ‐ How much taxes would I have to pay?
Episode #28 - Fried chicken and Thorazine
Episode #27 - Who drinks beer from a coffee mug?
Episode #26 - Mr. Sheila Stafford
Episode #25 - Houston, you ARE the problem
Episode #24 - Peyote and Pork Sandwiches
Episode #23 - I've been in some dicey foursomes
Episode #22- Nobody should ever go blackface
Episode #21 - Turns out, Average is hung like a horse
Episode #20 - Resolutions are for assholes
Episode #19 - Average Claus, can I have a fentanyl test kit?
Episode #18 - Who goes to church on a Tuesday?
Episode #17 - I don't endorse Sharia Law... but I understand it.
Episode #16 - Follow me on Snatchpad
Episode #15 - Average quits porn and buys a timeshare
Episode #14 - Mass-a-two-shits
Episode #13 - Stacy from Colorado and My Dick
Episode #12 - Gimme a schtickle of flouride
Episode #11 - Gay Farron
Episode #10 - If we sound hungover...
Episode #9 - MGAWC / Born Hairy round 1 recap
Episode #8 - Reginald Jackmerius Tacktheratrix III
Episode #7 - They're the ones writing it off!
Episode #6 ‐ Lunch with SXY Ocho
Episode #5 - It's like talking to a tree
Episode #4 - Holy technical difficulties!
Episode #3 - There's they-at.
Episode #2 - We don't know what we're doing
Episode #1 - A short yet girthy origin story.
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