All Episodes

#309: Revelation 20-22 | Behold, I come quickly!

#308: Revelation 17-19 | With a sword in his mouth

#307: Revelation 14-16 | The seven vials of God's wrath

#306: Revelation 12-13 | The war in heaven

#305: Revelation 10-11 | John eats a book

#304: Revelation 8-9 | Six trumpets

#303: Revelation 6-7 | The four horsemen

#302: Revelation 4-5 | A seven-eyed, seven-horned lamb named Jesus

#301: Revelation 2-3 | Seven letters from Jesus

#300: Revelation 1 | The time is at hand!

#299: Jude | Strange Flesh

#298: The Johannine Epistles | God is love and there are many antichrists

#297: 2 Peter 1-3 | Lot, the just and righteous

#296: 1 Peter 1-5 | The devil wants to eat you

#295: James 1-5 | The devils also believe

#294: Hebrews 1-13 | By faith, Abraham offered Isaac

#293: Titus and Philemon | The Cretans are always liars

#292: 2 Timothy 1-3 | Silly women laden with sins

#291: 1 Timothy 1-6 | Saved through childbearing

#290: 2 Thessalonians 1-3 | God will send them strong delusion

#289: 1 Thessalonians 1-5 | With the voice of an archangel

#288: Colossians 1-4 | Don't be fooled by philosophy

#287: Philippians 1-4 | Beware of dogs

#286: Ephesians 1-6 | Slaves, obey your masters

#285: Galatians 1-6 | The gospel of the uncircumcision

#284: 2 Corinthians 1-13 | Paul's thorn

#283: 1 Corinthians 11-16 | The head of every woman is a man

#282: 1 Corinthians 7-10 | It is good for a man not to touch a woman

#281: 1 Corinthians 1-6 | I hear there are fornicators among you

#280: Romans 12-16 | Junia the apostle

#279: Romans 7-11 | God hates Esau

#278: Romans 1-6 | The natural use of the woman

#277: Acts 23-28 | Paul sails to Rome

#276: Acts 19-22 | The first Christian book burning

#275: Acts 16-18 | Paul circumcises Timothy

#274: Acts 13-15 | The circumcision letter

#273: Acts 10-13 | Kill and eat

#272: Acts 8-9 | The road to Damascus

#271: Acts 4-7 | Ananias and Sapphira

#270: Acts 1-3 | Luke's sequel

#269: John 20-21 | Fishing naked and doubting Thomas

#268: John 17-19 | The trial and death of Jesus

#267: John 13-16 | Love one another

#266: John 11-12 | The raising of Lazarus

#265: John 9-10 | The muddy spit cure

#264: John 6-8 | Eat my flesh and drink my blood

#263: John 3-5 | Believe or be damned

#262: John 1-2 | In the beginning

#261: Luke 19-24 | The end of Luke

#260: Luke 16-18 | The rich man and Lazarus

#259: Luke 13-15 | Hate your family

#258: Luke 9-12 | The Good Samaritan

#257: Luke 4-8 | The Sermon on the Plain

#256: Luke 2-3 | The Charlie Brown Christmas story

#255: Luke 1 | The Hail Mary, Magnificat, and Benedictus

#254: Mark 14-16 | The death and resurrection of Jesus

#253: Mark 9-13 | The teachings of Jesus

#252: Mark 7-8 | The spit miracles

#251: Mark 5-6 | 2000 pigs

#250: Mark 3-4 | He is beside himself

#249: Mark 1-2 | The beginning of the first gospel

#248: Matthew 27-28 | The death and resurrection of Jesus

#247: Matthew 26 | Jesus is arrested

#246: Matthew 24-25 | Heaven is like ten virgins

#245: Matthew 22-23 | Where is your wedding garment?

#244: Matthew 20-21 | On an ass and a colt

#243: Matthew 18-19 | Eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven

#242: Matthew 16-17 | Faithless and perverse generation!

#241: Matthew 14-15 | Casting bread to dogs

#240: Matthew 13 | The purpose of the parables

#239: Matthew 12 | The unforgivable sin

#238: Matthew 10-11 | Not peace, but a sword

#237: Matthew 8-9 | Let the dead bury the dead

#236: Matthew 6-7 | Pearls before swine

#235: Matthew 5 | Every Jot and Tittle

#234: Matthew 3-4 | Jesus is tempted by the devil

#233: Matthew 1-2 | Introducing Jesus

#232: Malachi 1-4 | I will spread dung upon your faces

#231: Zechariah 9-14 | The day of the Lord

#230: Zechariah 1-8 | A horse of a different color

#229: Haggai 1-2 | God's tiny house

#228: Zephaniah 1-3 | Dies Irae (Day of Wrath)

#227: Habakkuk 1-3 | Let your foreskin be uncovered

#226: Nahum 1-3 | Woe to the bloody city!

#225: Micah 1-7 | Another naked prophet

#224: Jonah 1-4 | The sign of Jonah

#223: Obadiah - A rumor from God

#222: Amos 6-9 | With a plumbline in his hand

#221: Amos 1-5 | Like a mighty stream

#220: Joel 1-3 | Beat your plowshares into swords

#219: Hosea 6-14 | Miscarrying wombs and dry breasts

#218: Hosea 1-5 | Go marry a whore

#217: Daniel 9-12 | The end of the world

#216: Daniel 8 | Daniel's second vision

#215: Daniel 7 | Daniel's first vision

#214: Daniel 6 | Daniel in the lions' den

#213: Daniel 5 | The handwriting on the wall

#212: Daniel 4 | Nebuchadnezzar's second dream

#211: Daniel 3 | The fiery furnace

#210: Daniel 2 | Nebuchadnezzar's first dream

#209: Daniel 1 | Was Daniel a eunuch?

#208: Ezekiel 38-48 | Gog and Magog

#207: Ezekiel 31-37 | Dem Bones

#206: Ezekiel 24-30 | God kills Ezekiel's wife

#205: Ezekiel 22-23 | God's wives - A tale of two sisters

#204: Ezekiel 17-21 | I gave them laws that were not good

#203: Ezekiel 14-16 | God and Jerusalem - A marriage made in heaven

#202: Ezekiel 11-13 | Woe to the women who sew pillows

#201: Ezekiel 7-10 | A mark on the forehead

#200: Ezekiel 4-6 | Lie on your side for 430 days

#199: Ezekiel 1-3 | Ezekiel's UFO

#198: Lamentations 1-5 | Jerusalem, you ignorant slut!

#197: Jeremiah 44-52 | The end of Jeremiah (Thank God!)

#196: Jeremiah 37-43 | Saved by an Ethiopian eunuch

#195: Jeremiah 32-36 | Setting the slaves free

#194: Jeremiah 27-31 | God kills Hananiah

#193: Jeremiah 24-26 | Get drunk, vomit, and fall down

#192: Jeremiah 19-23 | I'll cause them to eat the flesh of their family and friends

#191: Jeremiah 14-18 | I wish I'd never been born

#190: Jeremiah 9-13 | Jeremiah's underwear

#189: Jeremiah 5-8 | The Jeremiad continues

#188: Jeremiah 1-4 | Circumcise the foreskin of your heart

#187: Isaiah 56-66 | Where the worm never dies

#186: Isaiah 49-55 | God's tattoo

#185: Isaiah 40-48 | God creates evil

#184: Isaiah 28-39 | The sword of the Lord is filled with blood

#183: Isaiah 24-27 | The Apocalypse of Isaiah

#182: Isaiah 13-23 | Isaiah walks around naked for 3 years

#181: Isaiah 6-12 | God will shave the hair of their feet

#180: Isaiah 1-5 | God will discover their secret parts

#179: The Song of Solomon 1-8 | An erotic poem in the Bible?

#178: Ecclesiastes 7-12 | The dead know nothing

#177: Ecclesiastes 1-6 | The best book in the Bible

#176: Proverbs 22-31 | The eye that mocks his father

#175: Proverbs 12-21 | Spare the rod

#174: Proverbs 1-11 | Inherit the wind

#173: Psalms 107-150 | Smashing babies against rocks

#172: Psalms 90-106 | Like the horn of a unicorn

#171: Psalms 73-89 | God sent his evil angels

#170: Psalms 42-72 | Inherit the wind

#169: Psalms 1-41 | Kiss the son or he might kill you

#168: Job 42 | Job's new family

#167: Job 38-41 | I am God the great and powerful. Who are you?

#166: Job 26-37 | Job's parable

#165: Job 3-25 | Job's friends come to visit

#164: Job 1-2 | Satan and God make a bet

#163: Esther 7-10 | A kill-the-people-who-wanted-to-kill-the-Jews day

#162: Esther 3-6 | A kingdom-wide kill-the-Jews day

#161: Esther 1-2 | Vashti and Esther

#160: Nehemiah 1-13 | I cursed them, and smote them, and plucked off their hair

#159: Ezra 1-10 | I plucked out my beard and sat down astonished

#158: 2 Chronicles 17-36 | From Jehoshaphat to Zedekiah

#157: 2 Chronicles 1-16 | From Solomon to Asa

#156: 1 Chronicles 1-29 | From Adam to David

#155: 2 Kings 21-25 | The fall of Jerusalem

#154: 2 Kings 18-20 | An angel kills 185,000 sleeping soldiers

#153: 2 Kings 14-17 | God gives leprosy and sends lions

#152: 2 Kings 11-13 | The bones of Elisha

#151: 2 Kings 10 | Seventy heads in two heaps

#150: 2 Kings 9 | Jehu begins his killings for God

#149: 2 Kings 7-8 | A skeptic is trampled to death

#148: 2 Kings 5-6 | Elisha cures and gives leprosy

#147: 2 Kings 3-4 | Elisha and the dead boy

#146: 2 Kings 2 | God sends bears to rip apart 42 boys

#145: 2 Kings 1 | God burns 102 men to death

#144: 1 Kings 21-22 | God put a lying spirit in the mouths of his prophets

#143: 1 Kings 20 | A lion kills a man for refusing to smite a prophet

#142: 1 Kings 19 | Elijah is touched by an angel

#141: 1 Kings 18 | Elijah's prayer contest

#140: 1 Kings 17 | Elijah and the widow's son

#139: 1 Kings 15-16 | He left him not one that pisseth against a wall

#138: 1 Kings 14 | God kills Jeroboam's son

#137: 1 Kings 13 | A tale of two prophets

#136: 1 Kings 12 | My little finger will be thicker than my father's loins

#135: 1 Kings 10-11 | Solomon's strange wives and concubines

#134: 1 Kings 5-9 | King Solomon's houses

#133: 1 Kings 3-4 | Two prostitutes and a baby

#132: 1 Kings 2 | The Solomon murders

#131: 1 Kings 1 | A virgin is found to give David some heat

#130: 2 Samuel 23-24 | David's census

#129: 2 Samuel 21-22 | Seven of Saul's sons are hung up before the Lord

#128: 2 Samuel 20 | Amasa and Sheba are murdered

#127: 2 Samuel 18-19 | Oh Absalom, my son, my son!

#126: 2 Samuel 16-17 | Absalom rapes his father's concubines

#125: 2 Samuel 14-15 | David runs away from his son Absalom

#124: 2 Samuel 13 | Amnon rapes his half-sister Tamar

#123: 2 Samuel 12 | God slowly kills a baby

#122: 2 Samuel 11 | David and Bathsheba

#121: 2 Samuel 8-10 | God gave David victory wherever he went

#120: 2 Samuel 6-7 | God kills Uzzah and David dances nearly naked

#119: 2 Samuel 4-5 | David becomes king of Israel

#118: 2 Samuel 3 | The revolt and death of Abner

#117: 2 Samuel 1-2 | David kills the messenger

#116: 1 Samuel 29-31 | The death of Saul

#115: 1 Samuel 26-28 | David commits genocide for the Philistines

#114: 1 Samuel 25 | God kills Nabal and David takes his wife

#113: 1 Samuel 23-24 | David cuts off Saul's skirt

#112: 1 Samuel 21-22 | David runs away from Saul

#111: 1 Samuel 19-20 | Jonathan loved David

#110: 1 Samuel 18 | Two hundred Philistine foreskins

#109: 1 Samuel 17 | David and Goliath

#108: 1 Samuel 16 | God chooses David and sends an evil spirit on Saul

#107: 1 Samuel 15 | The Amalekite (incomplete) genocide

#106: 1 Samuel 13-14 | Jonathan's first slaughter and the honey curse

#105: 1 Samuel 11-12 | Just another God-inspired body part message

#104: 1 Samuel 8-10 | King Saul - He was hiding among the stuff

#103: 1 Samuel 5-7 | Five Golden Hemorrhoids

#102: 1 Samuel 4 | The Philistines steal the ark of the covenant

#101: 1 Samuel 1-3 | Samuel's miraculous birth and Eli's sons of Belial

#100: Ruth 1-4 | Spread your skirt over your handmaid

#99: Judges 21 | A genocide and 200 stolen virgins

#98: Judges 20 | A holy civil war

#97: Judges 19 | he Levite's concubine

#96: Judges 17-18 | The Massacre of the Peaceful, Unsuspecting People

#95: Judges 16 | Samson, Delilah, and a suicide terrorist attack

#94: Judges 15 | 300 foxes, 1000 men, and the jawbone of an ass

#93: Judges 13-14 | Samson's riddle

#92: Judges 12 | Shibboleth

#91: Judges 11 | Jephthah's daughter

#90: Judges 9-10 | Seventy brothers on a single stone

#89: Judges 8 | The end of Gideon

#88: Judges 7 | As a dog lappeth: God selects Gideon's army

#87: Judges 6 | Gideon tests God three times

#86: Judges 4-5 | Blessed is Jael among women

#85: Judges 3 | Ehud delivers a message from God

#84: Judges 1-2 | Adonibezek's thumbs and big toes

#83: Joshua 11-24 | The marriage of Caleb's daughter

#82: Joshua 10 | Joshua stops the sun

#81: Joshua 8-9 | The Ai Massacre

#80: Joshua 7 | Achan and is family are stoned to death

#79: Joshua 5-6 | The hill of foreskins and the Jericho massacre

#78: Joshua 1-4 | he invasion begins

#77: Deuteronomy 31-34 | The death of Moses

#76: Deuteronomy 28-30 | Blessings and curses

#75: Deuteronomy 24-27 | When to cut off a woman's hand without pity

#74: Deuteronomy 22-23 | Non-virgin brides, rape, and damaged testicles

#73: Deuteronomy 20-21 | Holy War, disobedient sons, and hated wives

#72: Deuteronomy 13-19 | When to stone to death your whole family

#71: Deuteronomy 6-12 | God, Genocide, and Giants

#70: Deuteronomy 1-5 | Moses's speech

#69: Numbers 32-36 | The End of Numbers

#68: Numbers 31 | The Midianite massacre

#67: Numbers 26-30 | The daughters of Zelophehad

#66: Numbers 25 | Whoredom with the daughters of Moab

#65: Numbers 23-24 | Balaam's speeches

#64: Numbers 22 | Balaam's talking donkey

#63: Numbers 21 | God sends snakes

#62: Numbers 20 | The sin of Moses- and Aaron dies naked

#61: Numbers 17-19 | The red heifer

#60: Numbers 15-16 | Korah's rebellion

#59: Numbers 13-14 | Twelve spies and a revolt against Moses

#58: Numbers 12 | Miriam and Aaron criticize Moses

#57: Numbers 11 | Quails - until they come out your nose!

#56: Numbers 6-10 | How to become a Nazarite

#55: Numbers 1-5 | The law of jealousies

#54: Leviticus 26-27 | Rewards, punishments, and the value of human life

#53: Leviticus 21-25 | What to do with blasphemers

#52: Leviticus 20 | Who you must kill and who you shouldn't see naked

#51: Leviticus 19 | A few good rules - and some strange ones

#50: Leviticus 18 | God's sex laws

#49: Leviticus 16-17 | The scapegoat, Yom Kippur, and sacrificing to devils

#48: Leviticus 15 | Penile discharge, semen, and menstruation

#47: Leviticus 12-14 | Unclean mothers and leprosy

#46: Leviticus 11 | All creatures clean and unclean

#45: Leviticus 8-10 | God burns Aaron's sons

#44: Leviticus 5-7 | More animal sacrifices

#43: Leviticus 1-4 | Animal Sacrifices: All the fat is the Lord's

#42: Exodus 35-40 | Bezaleel and Aholiab

#41: Exodus 34 | The Real Ten Commandments?

#40: Exodus 33 | God shows Moses his back parts

#39: Exodus 32 | Aaron's golden calf

#38: Exodus 30b - 31 | Taxes, feet washing, and perfume

#37: Exodus 29b - 30a | Animal sacrifice

#36: Exodus 28 - 29:a | How to make a priest

#35: Exodus 24-27 | Stuff God wants

#34: Exodus 22-23 | Kill witches

#33: Exodus 21 | He is his money

#32: Exodus 19-20 | The Ten Commandments

#31: Exodus 16-18 | Quails from heaven, water from a rock, and war with Amalek

#30: Exodus 13-15 | The Lord took off their chariot wheels

#29 Exodus 11-12 | God kills all Egyptian firstborn sons

#28: Exodus 9-10 | Boils, hail, and locusts

#27: Exodus 8 | Frogs, lice, and flies

#26: Exodus 5-7 | Uncircumcised lip

#25: Exodus 4:19-31 | God tries to kill Moses

#24: Exodus 3-4ab | A burning bush and some magic tricks

#23: Exodus 1-2 | Introducing Moses

#22: Genesis 46-50 | Even more about Joseph

#21: Genesis 42-45 | All about Joseph

#20: Genesis 39-41 | Potiphar's wife

#19: Genesis 38 | Er, Onan, Judah, and Tamar

#18: Genesis 35-37 | Joseph, the favorite son

#17: Genesis 34 | Shechem and Dinah

#16: Genesis 32-33 | Jacob wrestles with God - and wins!

#15: Genesis 31 | I can't stand up now. Period.

#14: Genesis 29:b - 30 | The great baby-making contest

#13: Genesis 28-29a | Stairway to heaven

#12: Genesis 27 | Rebekah and Jacob deceive Isaac

#11: Genesis 26 | Isaac uses his father's "She's my sister" lie

#10: Genesis 25 | A bowl of lentil soup

#9: Genesis 23-24 | Finding a wife for Isaac

#8: Genesis 22 | The sacrifice of Isaac

#7: Genesis 21 | Abraham abandons Hagar and Ishmael

#6: Genesis 20 | Abraham repeats the "She's my sister" lie

#5: Genesis 19 | Sodom and Gomorrah

#4b: Genesis 17-18 | Circumcision: God's everlasting covenant

#4a: Genesis 15-16 | Ishmael, Abraham's firstborn son

#3 plus: Genesis 9:20-27 | What did Ham do?

#3b: Genesis 12-14 | Sarah lies for Abraham

#3a: Genesis 9-11 | The Curse of Canaan and the Tower of Babel

#2b: Genesis 6-8 | The sons of God, the daughters of men, and the flood of Noah

#2a: Genesis 4-5 | Cain and Abel

#1b: Genesis 3 | The Garden of Eden

#1a: Genesis 1-2 | The two creations

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