All Episodes
The Paternity Test — 68 episodes
Episode 65: Old Mister Buttwater
Episode 64 Part 2: Artisanal Quarantine Caramel
Episode 64 (Part 1): People or No People
Episode 63: Mover Scott
Episode 62: Hack My Thermostat
Episode 61: An Excessive Amount of Magic
Episode 60: Nature's Bounty
Episode 59: Bacon Fire
Episode 58: A Hot Cup of Give Up
Episode 57: #ShelterInPlace
Episode 56: The Wrong Side of 40
Episode 55: Dirty Florida
Episode 54: The Magic of Scrimshaw
Episode 53: Wearable Yogurt
Episode 52: Shareable Bread
Episode 51: Yes, Virginia, There is a Lobster Claws
Episode 50: Too Many Bits
Episode 49: Liquified Pumpkin
Episode 48: Your Feelings Are Valid, Charlie Brown
Episode 47: Meat Jenga
Episode 46: Scary Clown Heat Map
Episode 45: My Mind's Nose
Episode 44: Fat Level Red
Episode 43: Hot Veals
Episode 42: The Amish Touchscreen
Episode 41: Live from First Ascent Chicago
Episode 40: Blister Cream
Episode 39: Live at Brooklyn Boulders
Episode 38: Mistress Todd's Basement of Pain
Episode 37: Mars Cheese Castle
Episode 36: Victoria Secret's Rapture
Episode 35: Come Play With Us, Danny
Episode 34: Emotionally Violent Sushi
Episode 33: Reagan Wasn't Shot
Episode 32: Thunder Cone
Episode 31: Baseball Knife Shoes
Episode 30: The One Where George Gaynes Dies
Episode 29: Butterfly Kisses
Episode 28: The Apaches
Episode 27: Son of Beastmaster
Episode 26: Nippleback
Episode 25: The Sperm Switch
Episode 24: Google Garbage
Episode 23: The Dollhouse(s)
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Episode 22: Christmas Kitten
Episode 21: Bijou Sauce
Episode 20: Love Ya, Dad
Episode 19: Liam Neeson Macaroni
Episode 18: Deep Fried Dreams
Episode 17: Morph Suit Madness
Episode 16: Styrofoam Lung
Episode 15: Two-Headed Ghost
Episode 14: Corn Maze Death March
Episode 13: Death by Pasta
Episode 12: The Saliva Sundae Trough
Episode 11: Mouthful of Poo Water
Episode 10: They Just Can't Handle the Corndog
Episode 9: Wet White Scab
Episode 8: Sweaty Jungle Cheese
Episode 7: Milk Brothers
Episode 6: Surgery All Over the Place
Episode 5: Serial Season 2
Episode 4: Babies Not in Car Seats
Episode 3: Skip the Tooth Fairy
Episode 2: Carol Channing Fear Jam
Episode 1: Dad Bod Batman
Episode 0: This Is Us