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The Podcastaways — 230 episodes
Tropicale Opens for Booking, Serenade Cancels in Vancouver, Aura Burns & Tim Calls In
Carnival Rewards Confusion, the Breeze Kisses a Pier, and Galveston Pier Changes
A Cruise Out of Tulsa, a Backpack Full of Goodwill Shoes, and a Turtle With a Problem
The Carnival Valor Made a Turn Nobody On Deck Was Ready For
Carnival's Hull-Cleaning Robot, NCL's 19-Slide Water Park, and a Gangway Overboard
Things No Veteran Cruiser Has Ever Said
Brando's Venezia Voyage, Shippy McShipface & the Galveston Glow-Up
Have Luggage Will Travel Special Episode! The Secret Sandwich, a White-Gloved Butler, and Our Biggest Announcement Yet
Fourth of July Special: Fireworks, Fin Whales, and Ports for Little Kids
Frightfully Fun: Carnival Goes Spooky Fleet-Wide (Plus a Port Miami Brawl)
John Heald Is Evolving — Carnival's Brand Ambassador Steps Back
RelaxAway Half Moon Cay Opens — and Carnival Gets Breached
Perfect Day Denied: Mexico Says No, Cuba Says Pay Up
Opt In, Cruise On: VIFP, Pork Chops & Tom Wants a Tattoo
5 Years Later: Grading Our First-Ever Cruise Tips
Chicken & Waffles, Time Travel & Somebody's Getting Sued for $300K
No Bimini, No Beard, No Tom
We Switched to Margaritaville (And Other Lies We Told You)
John Heald's Dog Did Nothing Wrong
Platinum Problems, Balcony Mattresses, and Bobby's Terrible Taste in Chicken
The Wildest Things Banned on Cruise Ships
Lights Out on the Sunshine, Glow Up on the Conquest & Waffle Cones Are a Hack Now
Behind the Curtain on Princess Cruises with Kira Jackson
The Ultimate Galveston Port Day Playbook: Seawall Stays, Pier Bars, and Pre-Cruise Chao
Carnival’s IT Freakout + Royal’s Smart Glasses Crackdown (Plus Skipper!)
Bottomless Bubbles, Big Feelings, and a Five-Year-Old Cruise Legend
Carnival Heads to Africa, Snow Hits the Lido, and Other Cruise Curveballs
Sing Like a Sailor: Hawaii Cruise Tales and Cat Tech Confessions
Adult-Only Sailings, Cruise Myths & Why Miami Might Be a Mess
Don’t Be That Cruiser: The Unwritten Rules of Life at Sea
Cruise Crystal Ball: The Wild, Weird, and Wonderful Things Coming in 2026
Overserved at Sea: Drink Limits, Liability, and Passenger Safety
Carnival’s 10-Minute Drink Rule: Buzzkill or Better Safety?
Runaway Lifeboat, Missing Passengers and The Voice of the Ocean
From Rescue Missions to Real Investigations - The Golden Crew Breaks it Down
From Lifeboats to Lawsuits: Cruise Chaos Weekly
Getting the Best Casino Deals with Comp My Cruise!
New Disney Theme, John Heald's responds to Ducky Idea
New Main Dining Charges Surprise Guests & The Podcastaways Meets with HR
Missing in Bonaire, Stuck Over the Ocean & The Great Bra Debate
$37K GoFundMe Scam, Ship Fights & Golden Boys Forever (Plus Kangaroo Updates)
Gift Card Scams, Tattoo Bans & Zero Proof Cheers
Pack Like a Pro: Our Must-Have Cruise Items
From Astronaut Godmothers to Nude Cruises: We Cover It All
Waterslide Woes & Diana Ross No-Shows
From Margaritaville to Viking: Our Cruise Line Bucket List
Welcome to The Podcastaways! (Same Chaos, New Name)
Breaking: The Podcastaways Set Sail (Plus Tim's Wild Burlesque Adventure)
Independence Day Special: Fireworks, Pool Noodles, and Happy Endings
From Grief to Acceptance: Planning Our Poop Cruise Watch Party
The Golden Crew Goes Red: VIFP Changes Explained (Sort Of)
Mess Around and Find Out: Carnival's Social Media Crackdown
Alaska or Bust: Trevor's FGC #3 Adventures on the Carnival Luminosa
From Celebration Key to Runway Outtakes: A Carnival Deep Dive
Carnival Goes Digital… and So Did Our Sanity
Powdered Booze, Haunted Ports, and Travel Insurance Truths
Cruise Packing 101: Essentials, Embarrassments, and Expert Tips!
Banned Booze, Passport Frowns & a Toilet Mystery Solved
Platinum Problems & Project Ace: Carnival Updates Revealed
Hold the Ketchup, We’re Texan! Mayo Ain’t Just for Sandwiches, John
I Ate Two Cheesecakes and Blame My Mom
The Tom & Jenn Power Hour. AKA Where in the World Is Trevor SanDiego?
Miami Party Cruises EXPOSED: The Truth About Short Carnival Cruises!
Towels on Fire & Chocolate Cake Drama: Carnival Cruising Catastrophes
Dudes, Food & Brews Cruise
The Tom and Jen Show
Hidden Ways to Save Money on Your Next Cruise
Cruising With Confidence: Accessibility & Adventures with Aspen
Secrets, Slides, and Surprises: One-of-a-Kind Carnival Cruise Experiences!
The Princess Takes the Helm: Jennifer’s Grand Adventure
Do You Really Need a PVP or Travel Agent? Plus, Elegant Night Drama & Platinum/Diamond Perks!
Carnival Venezia Rundown and Review, AARP, Carnival Shops and more
The Golden Crew's Guide to Affordable Cruising
The Ultimate Insider's Guide to Carnival Secrets
What Not to Do on a Carnival Cruise: A Holiday Special
Wet and Wild: Pool Mishaps, Games, and Season 4 Sneak Peeks!
Ducking Around: Meet Carnival’s New Quirky Mascot!
Revealing the Secret Behind Carnival's Disappearing POG Juice!
Pencil-Gate: The Great Carnival Pen Debate
Solo Shenanigans: Trevor's Pumpkin Pie Rant & The Infamous Mermaid Story
Cruise Disaster! The Bridesmaid Who Ruined Everything and Tom's Miraculous Return!
Cruising Mistakes You'll Only Make ONCE – Avoid This Debit Card Disaster!
Celebration Key Secrets: What’s Really Included?
Cruise Hacks Gone Wrong: Toddler Troubles on the High Seas
Port and Debarkation Secrets: The Golden Boys' Cruise Guide
Carnival Fun Day Secrets: From Embarkation to the First Full Day!
Should Gratuities Be Non-Negotiable?
Embarkation Day Secrets: Insider Tips for Smooth Sailing
Cruising Controversies: Sneaky Alcohol and Strict Island Laws
Interview with Kyndall Fire: Chicken Strips, Teleportation, and Hot Dog Debates
Onboard Adventures: Gary’s Tales from FRGC II
Melanin at Sea: A Rich and Jazzy Life Joins CCP
Lights Out Pillow Talk and Bacon Wars: Cruising Controversies Unveiled
Vaping, Brawls, and Balcony Suites: The Golden Crew Tackle Cruise Controversies
Hurricane Season Hits: Cruising Through Stormy Waters
Carnival's Secret Changes and Royal's Fiery Mishap
Our Biggest Cruise Mistakes: Tales from the Golden Boys
Truth or Myth? Carnival Cruise Secrets Revealed
Navigating Travel with a Disability: Michelle Steiner's Story
Our Least Favorite (but still FUNtastic) Ships
Sailing Through Our Favorite Carnival Ships!
Trevor's Alaskan Escapade: Burritos and Glaciers
Sailing the High Seas: Tom's Review of the Carnival Jubilee
Behind the Scenes of CCP
Carnivals World Cruise?
Carnival Cruises: Falling Behind or Staying True?
The Carnival Sprit Review and More!
The Lost Episode
Cruise News: Key Bridge Collapse Causes Carnival Detour
Staying Safe in Port and a Warning from Carnival
Carnival Cruise News: A Returning Icon and Big Changes for one Port!
Unveiling 2025's Hidden Carnival Cruise Gems
Carnival Cruise News: 3/13/24 Scooter Shuffle and Sea Scoops with Madison
Scooter Sagas: Mobility and Mischief on the High Seas
Things TO do on a Carnival Cruise!
The Nude Cruise: Sailing the Seas in the Buff with the Golden Boys
Charting New Waters: Carnival's Exciting Announcement (Ft. Have Luggag will Travel!)
Collision Course: Carnival Magic's Pier Incident in Ocho Rios
Celebration Key Unveiled: A New Chapter in Carnival Cruising
Tip or Skip: Should you Tip your Porter? and Gift Card Savings on Your Cruise
Carnival's Multi-Billion Ship Order
Things NOT to do on a Carnival Cruise!
New Year, New Ports: Exploring Uncharted Waters
Carnival Capers: New Year's Eve Countdown with the Golden Boys
Brunch Banters and Carnival Updates
Omelet Overhaul: The Breakfast Battle Aboard Carnival Cruises!
Setting Sail on Season 3: Celebrations, Controversies, and Community
Sailing into Thankmas: A Lighthearted Thanksgiving Special
Adventures and Misadventures: Carnival Vista's last Galveston Trip
Sailing into Family Fun: The Barmores Share Excitement for the 2024 & 2025 Group Cruises!
The “Get Strange Halloween” LIVE event
The Goldenboy's Journey to Jamaica
Golden Adventures in Key West with Madison the AI Golden Gal
Navigating the Waters of Cruise Planning: From Budgeting to Booking
Adventures on Roatan Island
Carnivals Travel Insurance and Our LIVE Halloween Party!
Carnival Cruising on a Strict Budget!
How to Maximize your Carnival Vacation 2.0
Facebook Group Drama and Missing Person onbard a Carnival Ship
Carnivals Hurricane Response, New Technology and more!
Cheers to Glitches and Cruise Terminal Drama: A Solo Adventure with Trevor Shelby
Caught by Drug Dogs and Charging for Pizza?
Themed Cruises We Would Love!
Tom is lonely!
Morning Brews and Podcastaways - Carnival Jubilee, Stateroom Shenanigans and more!
A Taste of Carnival: New Dining and Disabled Cruising Insights
All Aboard for Carnival Jubilee, Cruise News & More!
In the NAVY with Trent Hayes & Reese's Celebration Recap
Reese Returns! A Carnival Celebration Q&A and Cruise News Update
Post-Celebration Insights: Tips, Tricks, and Today's Top Cruise News
Carnival Celebration Review: Unraveling the FRGC Cruise Experience with the Golden Boys
Cruising Alaska and Family Reunion Group Cruise: A Chat with Eddy Huddleston from Huddle Adventures
Talking Cruising with Our Good Friends "Have Luggage Will Travel"
Tips and Tricks - The Online Check-in Process
True Crime on Cruise Ships
Curious about Curaçao, News and more!
Family Reunion Group Cruise 2.0 and MORE!
LIVE Announcment
Pack-and-Go Cruise vs Booking in Advance.
The Packing List 2.0
Let's Go on an Adventure with Hyro in Aruba
Exploring Aruba with Tour Guide Sammy Giel: From Local Cuisine to Hidden Gems
Smooth Sailing: Mastering Your Carnival Sign and Sail Account
Cruising Smarter, Not Harder: Tips and Tricks for Your Next Carnival Cruise
Thomas and Reese Hold Down the Fort: A Deep Dive into Online Trolling, This Week's Cruise News.
Cruising with the Mannings: Family Reunion Edition
We can still Party!
Carnival Cruise News 2/1/23 - Sailing into the Future: Carnival Cruise Line's New Itineraries for 2024
Rolling the Dice on a Carnival Ship: Gambling on a Cruise
Cruise Debate: Bolt Rollercoaster vs Water Slides vs Ropes Course
Lets talk about CCL increasing gratuities and Wi-Fi fees
The Podcastaways are Headed to Aruba
Season 2 Kickoff: Cruising in the New Year
Q&A with the Cult: All Your Cruising Questions Answered!
One Year Anniversary Special with the Golden Boys: Cruise News, Facebook Live Event, and Grandma's Birthday Celebration
Galveston Getaways: The Best (and not best) Hotels on the Island
Getting Married on a Cruise, Man Overboard and Much more
The #CCP Thanksgiving Special
Thanksgiving and Faster to the Fun's return!
Carnival's Flamin Hot Pizza!
Food Price Hikes and NO MORE 24 HOUR ICE CREAM!
Carnival Ends Pre-purchase Bottles of Liquor and lots more!
Reese is back! Carnival Mask Rules, Poll results, and so much more!
Hurricane Ian, The Best Guys Burger and so much more!
Trevor abandoned us. Soooo.... Josh is taking his place!
What to do in Galveston.
Piratecasting - International Talk Like a Pirate Day Bonus Episode
You got the Q's and we got the A's episode!
Carnival Echo Offers and lots of Cruise News!
Carnival's Youth Programs told by the Experts
30 Day Cruise on the Carnival Luminosa
Quite the Rigamaroo
Live with our Friends "Have Luggage Will Travel"
Carnival Testing Changes
The Cheers Package, Aruba and more!
The Carnival Ship that Never Was!
Bonus - May 2022 Carnival Breeze Full Review
The Blue Card Intern - Reese Schrimsher
New Ships coming to Carnival
A Chat with our friends "Parkers On The Go"
Wild Kids on Carnival Ships
Carnival Dream Review by the Platinum Man
THE MERMAID EPISODE
Back from the Carnival Breeze
The Backpack Adventure - Pier Runners YouTube Preview
A Chat with our friend Cheryl Cooper aka SIGCruiser
The Perks in The VIFP Club
Our Experences in New Orleans
Things to do when Cruising To Cozumel
Should 18 year olds be allowed on the serenity deck?
How to Maximize your Carnival Vacation
A Chat with Our Best Friends "Have Luggage Will Travel"
Thomas Kennedy's Vista Review
Should I wear a Speedo for Formal Night???
E Mustar is here to stay!
Carnival Boarding Update with Verifly, 50th Birthday Celebrated and Cruise News
A Chat with Charlie's Roatan Tours
A Chat with Hypnotist Brenda Kaye
Carnival's 50th Birthday & Different Types of Cruises
A chat with Travel Agency "Have Luggage, Will Travel"
Changing Ports and All about the Cheers Package
Dining Choices, What Three Things we would like to see on a Carnival Ship!
A Chat with Former Carnival Musical Director Zach Lee
The Casino, PVP's and Crazyness in Security!
Our Favorite Rooms and Eateries on the Fun Ships!
Secret Decks and Other Underutilized Areas on a Cruise
Food on the Mardi Gras
Things to do in Key West
The 1972 Carnival Mardi Gras
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