All Episodes
The Rock Hard Podcast — 100 episodes
Episode 4 - Jake from Vandalay
Episode 3 - Brian from Mr. Denton On Doomsday (7/10/25)
Episode 2 - Damon from Of Virtue (2/20/25)
Reintroductions Are In Order...
Rock Hard - ROCK LANSING!!!!!!!!!
Linkin Park's New Lead Singer Might Be A Problem
The Debut
Elon Torso Vs. ZuckerMurph And How To Put A Baby To Sleep (6/23/23)
Long Time No See (Alfonso Met Dave Grohl!!!!) (6/17/23)
Aaaaand We're Back!...For An Episode (3/16/23)
Heartsick In Puerto Rico!!! (1/13/23)
And Now With More BABY! (11/18/22)
Ivan Moody Quitting, Alfonso And Heartsick Picking Up (10/21/22)
The Tittyrat Lady (9/9/22)
We Do It For The Kids (9/3/22)
Meet Connor (8/25/22)
Two Black Dudes And A Latino Walk Into A Rock Studio… (8/22/22)
Alfonso At Upheaval, Alfonso At Louder Than Life??? (7/20/22)
The Fuckin Supreme Court...Ugh
Alfonso was in Metalsucks???
Alfonso Talks Upheaval (6/17/22)
ALFONSO'S BACK FROM TOUR!!!! (6/3/22)
Dolly Parton Vs. The Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame (4/29/22)
We Got A Twitch! (4/15/22)
Aaron Lewis Wants To Kill His Career (3/24/22)
Are You Being Dismissive? (3/16/22)
The Maga Mixer Part 2 (3/9/22)
Span's Announcement And Sean Strickland So Stupid (3/1/22)
Tommy Vext Vs. New Music And Mike Portnoy Vs. 90s Metal (2/22/22)
Israel Adesyanya Phoned It In And Russian Version Of Bumfights (2/15/22)
Span's Mudvayne Story And Michael K. Williams Murdered? (2/8/22)
Joe Rogan Fights The N-Word And Alfonso Fights His Insurance (2/7/22)
Joe Rogan's Shitty Apology And How Spotify Robs Artists To Pay Him (2/1/22)
Ngannou's Busted Knees And Jake Paul's Fighter Union (1/27/22)
ALFONSO HAD A BABY!!!!!! And UFC 270 Inside AND Outside Recap (1/25/22)
Alfonso Vs. Pablo's Pusy Pouch And Poor Aaron And Conor...Dayum (1/19/22)
Span's Shitty Story, Joe Rogan Is A Menace And Oliveria Need To Calm The Hell Down (1/18/22)
National Roast Day And Jorge Vs. Colby Vs. Leon Edwards (1/14/22)
Heartsick's 'Vice City' And Avenged Sevenfold Vs. Kanye (1/10/22)
Why We're On Zoom, Jake Paul And Big Titty Goth Girls (1/8/22)
5 Million Is Chump Change????? (12/22/21)
Why Do White People Think They Know Who's Black Or Not? (12/20/21)
Jon Shaffer Vs. Lawsuit (12/15/21)
UFC 269 Recap (12/14/21)
Rage Against The Machine Vs. John Cooper Aka Span Messed Up The Audio (12/8/21)
Clay Guida? Yup. Clay, Friggin', Guida (12/6/21)
Foo Fighters Cancel Covid (12/1/21)
Marilyn Manson Raided (11/30/21)
How To Get Your Gear Back And Jon Jones *Fart Noise* (11/29/23)
Weird Al Vs. Kid Rock (11/26/21)
King Snowflake Kid Rock (11/23/21)
Fuck. Kyle. Rittenhouse. (11/22/21)
Why Does Modern Rock Hate Itself?
Brass Against's Sophia Urista's Urine Vs The Rocktriarchy
Aaron Rodgers Is A Clown
ALFONSO'S HEARTSICK WON VERAGOS
Alfonso's Vs. Voragos And Ever Jerk Off On Cam?
Alfonso REALLY Hates Being Called A 'Rockstar' (Even Though He Is One)
Deontay Wilder Vs. Tyson Fure III
Alfonso Is About That Touring Life And Tom Morello On Insurrectionists
Fuck Facebook, Dana, Ted And Ya Mama
The Billionaire Half-Time Show And Jon Jones Still A Mess
R. Kelly Guilty As Hell
Figuring It All Out (ZOOM)
Don't Do It Dave...SIKE! (Recorded on 9/7)
10 Days Of Bronchitis
An Unfortunate Update
Get Kourtney A Beats And Beatdowns T-Shirt!
Gloryhammer NEEDS An Obliquekick
Joe Rogan's Immune System Sucks
DWP, Britpop And Gettin' PAID
Take This Job And Shove It
Get The F#*kin' Jab You Prick
Tommy Vext's New Band Name Is Very Familiar
So...About Alfonso And Danny Wimmer Presents...
Ed Sheeran And Cradle Of Filth Collab Is In The Works
The Metallica Podcast And Colby's Excuses
Why Are Any Rock Bands Pro-Covid?
Pay Up Dana!
Covid-19 E'rywhere And Span May Just Have Pissed Off Alfonso
Rock Bands FINALLY Speak Up On Getting Vaxxed
Which Of Us Likes Naked And Afraid And Alfonso Was Right
Podcasting In The Morning SUCKS
ALFONSO'S GOT A MASSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
Joey Jordison Has Passed
The Swedish And Their Magical Jantelagen
The Power Of Autotune
This Is Pop Ep 1 And Aaron Lewis Surprises!
Alfonso/Heartsick Upheaval Recap And...The Bet!
UFC 264 Recap And...Russian Mail Order Brides?
We're Bringing A New Feature And Alfonso...Goes...OFF!!!!
UFC 264 Poirier Vs. McGregor Preview And More!
Bobby Bonilla FTW!!!
Aaron Lewis Drops The Song And Alfonso Goes OFF
Why You Messin' Up The Belts Dana???
ALFONSO HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...And Should Stop Threatening To Kill His Friends!
Miley Covers Metallica And ALFONSO GOT BANNED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Foo Fighters, Dave Chappelle And Creep
Trapt And The Case Of The Fake Facebook Page
She Ate The Hot Dog Funny