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The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast — 871 episodes

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1

Dario Naamo’s fun facts

2

Eachy Peachy

3

An inevitable Scottish Premiership weekend review

4

And this is Airdrie we're talking about

5

Having a Laugh With... Forfar Athletic manager Jim Weir

6

A contrasting review of Hearts 2-1 Rangers

7

It's sh*te being a Hibs fan

8

Down

9

The best moments from the 2025/26 Scottish football season (part 3)

10

Why does your prison have a great big hole in it?

11

Sensible Blair Spittal

12

'Triple H-ing' her way around Almondvale

13

Does Diego Costa have a brother in Dublin?

14

A lively review of the Scottish Cup semi-final weekend

15

My top five Frasers

16

The JT Conspiracy

17

Having a Laugh! with... Dumbarton gaffer Frank McKeown

18

Calmness in the head

19

Living in the discomfort

20

Bull Boys Shoes is what you need! Get the power on your feet!

21

A haphazard review of Côte d’Ivoire 1-0 Scotland

22

A low-key review of Scotland 0-1 Japan

23

Having a Laugh... with Arbroath midfielder Ryan Flynn

24

Are you a bit nervous in any way at all about being on telly?

25

A Ferry enjoyable day at Tannadice

26

Having a Laugh... with Alloa Athletic manager Andy Graham

27

There should be blood and snotters, tears in these games

28

Special announcement: The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast joins Newsquest Scotland

29

The Dundee derby delivers again

30

Having a Laugh... with East Kilbride manager Mick Kennedy

31

No explanations, just attitude

32

Rangers spent £50m... for that?!

33

I don't think you're ready for this jelly

34

Seven of them were in League One. Seven!

35

A reference for all the kids out there

36

Trusty misses the Old Firm – which is a disaster for Rangers

37

Having a Laugh... with The Spartans manager Dougie Samuel

38

Jestermaxxing with Shaughan and Craig!

39

A series of unfortunate events

40

I’m really noticing how much I’m not noticing him

41

Tam McManus' compromised X account

42

Don't touch me, please! I cannot stand the way you tease!

43

An indifferent analysis of the Scottish Cup fifth round

44

But Liam Scales was covering

45

When is a goal a goal? When is a head injury a head injury?

46

Heck of a neck

47

Lads, we're Aberdeen

48

Normally when he shoots, he's hitting row F

49

A bombastic review of the Scottish Premiership weekend

50

Matty Aitken, best in Scotland, scoring goals for me and you!

51

Winners and losers of the Scottish Cup fourth round

52

Ricky Chin and the "World Cup Willie" pass

53

Having a Laugh With... Chris Aitken

54

Gridiron analogies

55

You've just been Stenhousemuir-d!

56

A bloodbath

57

Their disciplinary record goes from terrible to… just frankly ridiculous!

58

The final Scottish Premiership weekend of 2025

59

The 2025/26 Lower-League Season Midpoint Awards Show!

60

A team of Darren Huckerbys

61

'What it was like to see my team win the 2025 League Cup final'

62

Quite simply: how the hell did they win that game?

63

St Mirren? Completed it, mate

64

I always say you’ve got two ears and one mouth for a reason

65

The best Scottish football moments from season 2025/26 (part 1)

66

Dylan Lobban's diamond earring

67

Elvis will not be leaving the building

68

The winners and losers from the Scottish Cup third round

69

Do rollercoasters not go up and down?

70

Steven Pressley as Ebenezer Scrooge

71

You're Scott Robertson!

72

'I'm still learning on the job' (15 years later)

73

The less said about his brother, the better

74

An exuberant analysis of Scotland 4-2 Denmark

75

A bewildering analysis of Greece 3-2 Scotland

76

Re-establishing the club's credibility

77

Apart from my football club, things are going great

78

Maybe John McGlynn is the best coach in the world

79

China has got Mount Edgar – Stranraer have got Ryan Edgar!

80

Martin O'Neill came dressed as Mo Chara

81

What's wrong with having two left-footers?

82

Well, the referee cost us the game, it's as simple as that

83

A pretty good game if you ignore the three goals he cost them

84

Football has a short memory

85

You've got to Rohl with it

86

The handcuffs bit is true but the radiator bit isn't true

87

A contemplative review of Scotland 2-1 Belarus

88

A pleasantly surprised review of Scotland 3-1 Greece

89

It means something if you want it to mean something

90

Goodbye Russell Martin (Sunday's Scottish Premiership)

91

A joyful review of Saturday's Scottish Premiership

92

The T206 Honus Wagner baseball card

93

Aberdeen's shrinkage

94

Crouch or Murphy? Who is the real 'Grinning Pete'?

95

We're not sacking him (for now)

96

The smell of the perfume

97

Ageing nuisance

98

Introducing Barry Robson's "play smart" counter

99

A pleasant analysis of Belarus 0-2 Scotland

100

A measured analysis of Denmark 0-0 Scotland

101

You're 40... and nobody wants you?

102

He can't defend so I assume he likes to attack

103

A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe

104

Why Celtic and Rangers' embarrassments do NOT reflect badly on Scottish football

105

Review of a very drawy Scottish Premiership weekend

106

Jones, Jones, calling Robert Jones, Robert Jones, Robert Jones wake up now (wake up now)

107

You never get a Mega-Cadden

108

I would walk into brick walls for that man

109

It's just subsidised foreign vowels

110

Diego Maradona would've scored that

111

Swepto Awayo (1974)

112

A happy review of the final game of the Scottish Premiership opening weekend

113

A measured review of the first Sunday of the Scottish Premiership season

114

A thorough review of the opening day of the Scottish Premiership season

115

The big 2025/26 Scottish Premiership season preview

116

A 10-hour preview podcast on the 2025/26 Scottish lower leagues!

117

A View From The Couch: Backxwash, Black Mirror and Madame Web

118

A View From The Couch: Ed Sheeran, Sex and the City and The Intern

119

A View From The Couch: HAIM, Robbie Williams and Se7en

120

The best moments from season 2024/25 that make Scottish football what it is (part five)

121

My life as a Scottish lower-league superstar – with Danny Denholm

122

A brief analysis of Liechtenstein 0-4 Scotland

123

A haphazard analysis of Scotland 1-3 Iceland

124

The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2024/25

125

'What it was like to see my team win the 2025 Scottish Cup final'

126

Livingston are back amongst the big time!

127

Aberdeen stun Celtic to win 2025 Scottish Cup final

128

Ronan Hale and ten other c***s

129

Don't worry Ruari, not a lot of people watch his show

130

The famous Dingwall forcefield

131

In late 2007, Hayes designed and launched her own perfume called "Mwah..."

132

No penalty for contact residue

133

Announcement: The Big Terrace Scottish Football Quiz

134

I could explode with excrement

135

Bonus podcast: Il Calcio della Scozia

136

Dundee’s bed-wetting qualities

137

The Bairns are back amongst the big time!

138

We met Michael McIndoe

139

The pregnant men of Tannadice

140

The best moments from season 2024/25 that make Scottish football what it is (part three)

141

They told me that you had gone totally insane and that your methods were unsound

142

A measured analysis of the Scottish Cup semi-finals

143

That's my secret way, my secret bible

144

President of the Greg Taylor fan club: Bearsden chapter

145

The Erotic Awakening of Mrs Doubtfire

146

Run very fast in a straight line and batter the ball

147

Tommy at the start of Trainspotting and Tommy at the midpoint of Trainspotting

148

'My name is Tony, and I'm addicted to three-at-the-back'

149

A very thorough analysis of the Championship (starring Ryan McGowan)

150

Bonus podcast! Inside the making of Romanov: Czar of Hearts

151

Scotland 0-3 Greece: What the hell was that?

152

Bonus podcast! Greece 0 - 1 Scotland: A review

153

A very thorough analysis of League 1 (starring Rico Quitongo)

154

'Badoing!' Red card

155

A very thorough analysis of League 2 (starring Danny Denholm)

156

Chris Cadden and the corridor of certainty

157

If I was casting a comic-book villain as a goalie, Sandman would be last choice

158

One happy Hibee and one sad Jambo

159

If they are saying I’m dead I’d like them to know I’m not

160

Give me the biggest staunch staff you have. No that's too big

161

If it can happen to the Sky History channel, it can happen to anyone

162

Next gen console pressing

163

Wrestling Observer Newsletter's Worst Feud of the Year (1997)

164

Bye bye Rangers

165

Tonight thank god it's them instead of you

166

Simo Valakari's new clothes

167

This is it, this is party time

168

Slobodan Rubezic's faecal incident

169

20 questions Scotland quiz: Craig Fowler v Craig Anderson

170

Tight! Help him! You've slowed him down! Engage!

171

If it can happen to Akil Wright, it can happen to anyone

172

A bucking bronco at a hen party

173

Jamiroquai and Ali G

174

Do you want to hear some rock 'n' roll or do you want to go home?

175

Taken down by someone else’s a***hole

176

The Ultimate Irn-Bru Men XI

177

Sold by the time this podcast comes out

178

Thunderbastard!

179

Like watching soup boil

180

A field in Belgium in 1915

181

'Nae sh*tebags in Fowlerland'

182

The best moments in Scottish football in 2024/25 so far (part 1)

183

Quiz Battle: The reigning 16-to-1 champion v Terrace subscriber

184

Jim Weir: The Night King

185

Test the armless goalkeeper!

186

When I said: "Who are you?" I didn't mean it as a bad thing

187

Whoop-de-doo, they beat Rangers

188

Such is the stuff from where dreams are woven

189

Take the horse out the back and tell him 'happy retirement'

190

Have you ever seen Dick looking gruntled?

191

This podcast is almost as old as Owen Stirton

192

A Hamilton Accies-esque internet outage

193

The worst game of football ever played

194

We were underdogged

195

Born to be a St Johnstone player

196

Quiz Battle: The Terrace Podcast v Career We Go

197

The ball is away to A&E

198

Retaining love for the Poundland Xavi

199

If you want to go to heaven when you die

200

A period of pain (Croatia 2-1 Scotland)

201

Yer a bunch of posers! Yer nobody!

202

A wee bit of Matty Kennedy appreciation

203

Oh Jesus

204

The train is stuck outside Ashton Oxborough

205

'I'm just a really nice guy'

206

A foundation built on Sande

207

Her spiteful arrogance was astounding

208

Moth County

209

We have allowed society and social media...

210

Laws of the Game (11): Offside

211

A Madri for Ronaldo's men's mental health

212

A foul every 0.00009 seconds

213

Holes in your boxer shorts

214

Assplay!

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Blood Doping in ML1

216

It's an early bath for you, Cantona!

217

Cammy Kerr: a man who can play anywhere

218

We may not be the right investment group for your club

219

Faith, hope and wild conclusions

220

A global internet banking issue

221

The best league in the biz is back in action!

222

The big 2024/25 Scottish Premiership season preview

223

The Terrace Podcast Lower League 2024/25 Season Preview Extravaganza!

224

The best, worst and funniest moments of Livingston's time in the top flight

225

Terrace special: What's it like to be a Scottish football steward?

226

The 12 best forwards who played in the Scottish Premiership this past season

227

The 12 best attacking midfielders who played in the Scottish Premiership this past season

228

Should Scotland boss Steve Clarke remain in the job?

229

Another heartbreaking end

230

Scotland live to fight another day

231

Like Mike Tyson fighting a toddler (Germany 5-1 Scotland)

232

Can we beat Germany in the opening game of Euro 2024?

233

Terrace Rewind: Steve Clarke interview | Norway 1-2 Scotland reaction

234

The best moments from the 2023/24 Scottish football season (part five)

235

The 12 best central midfielders who played in the Scottish Premiership this past season

236

The 12 best centre-backs who played in the Scottish Premiership this past season

237

Emergency podcast: Gibraltar win concerns and Lyndon Dykes injury

238

The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2023/24

239

The 12 best full-backs who played in the Scottish Premiership this past season

240

The 10 best goalkeepers who played in the Scottish Premiership this past season

241

Private Danda, passer for Murray, any old football will do

242

Cliches are cliches for a reason (and chill about Ryan Jack)

243

Last day of school vibes

244

The best day of my absolute football history

245

Fear of plastic

246

Morgyn Neill, you onion

247

Like a dad at about half ten at a wedding

248

Do Men Have To Be Violent?

249

Don Cowie's 'that's a fence' accent

250

Not the bees! Not the bees! They're in my eyes!

251

Body and Soul

252

The father of success

253

The MVP of the Scottish lower leagues

254

A ruse from Roos

255

What a scorcher!

256

Terrace Special: What it's like to see your team win their first ever league title

257

Danny Armstrong: Villain

258

A Scotland C team to conquer the world!

259

Nick Montgomery needs to become Tony Montgomery

260

Today we spell "redemption": F-A-L-K-I-R-K

261

Don County, manager of Ross Cowie

262

The Dumfries and Galloway Yaya Toure

263

The return of the Scottish Premiership PANIC!!! scale

264

This just in: Jackie Stewart is not dead

265

Charles Dunne, just start shooting from anywhere

266

The best moments from the 2023/24 Scottish football season (part three)

267

Goodbye Neil Warnock, it's been a pleasure

268

A Child’s Drawing Of A Horse

269

Setting fire to your house to avoid watching St Johnstone v Livingston

270

The big lower-league mailbag - part two

271

Neil Warnock's busman's holiday

272

The big lower-league mailbag - part one!

273

Hibernian's ministry of funny runs

274

The Battle of Stair Park: Ebbo's Last Stand

275

A special Terrace Podcast announcement

276

Syncronised celebration after not scoring

277

Photoshopped Dick Campbell

278

The patient had his arms put back on the wrong way

279

That dressing room is not fit for vermin

280

The joy of Cornflakes when all you’ve had is porridge

281

Eight (or maybe nine) very interesting transfers from the Scottish lower leagues

282

Winners and losers of the Scottish Cup fourth round

283

A forensic deep dive into the depths of Scotland's League Two

284

Drafting the best players on expiring contracts in the Scottish Premiership

285

Two clubs end looooooong winless runs as Paul Hartley gets serenaded

286

The 10 best signings of the Scottish Premiership season so far

287

Duncan's book club: Craig Fowler (episode 1)

288

What a Season That Was! The 2000-2001 Scottish football campaign

289

The 10 best Scottish football moments of 2023

290

What a Season That Was! The 1999-2000 Scottish football campaign

291

Forfar Athletic's Giant Swear Filter

292

The best days of Jonny Hayes’ Indian summer

293

24 Daves in Six Minutes = Four Daves a Minute

294

Get Ross Laidlaw on a flight to Germany

295

Justice for Jock McStay - the return of the lower league podcast!

296

Bonus podcast: Same Team - A Street Soccer Story

297

Sam Lammers: the workplace suck-up

298

The single best player on every Scottish Premiership club

299

Borrowing Jane Park's phone charger

300

Dundee Tapas Appreciation Society

301

The 'GT3' fan club is in disarray

302

Alternative Scottish Premiership awards to brighten up an international break

303

An assist for James Tavernier, as it's known

304

Murray's mentality monsters, Morton's misery and Michael McIndoe's use of the word... Dave

305

It's a Aberdeen-Rangers League Cup final as Motherwell continue to stink out the joint

306

The Scottish Premiership PANIC meter

307

James Brown's bouncy tits

308

The best moments in Scottish football so far this 2023/24 season (part 1)

309

Kyle Vassell: The attacking turnstile

310

OPEN THE VAULT: 16 to 1 - The Grand Final

311

Three clubs looking for the carrot at the end of the tunnel

312

It's official! Scotland are going to Germany for Euro 2024!

313

OPEN THE VAULT: Moments in Patter (vol 10): Celtic's 2020/21 season

314

Hell Comes to Frogtown

315

OPEN THE VAULT: Celebrating 10 years of the SPFL by drafting the fuck out if it

316

Cyriel Dessers' glass is bereft of water

317

OPEN THE VAULT: The 2023/24 Scottish Premiership Clone Wars

318

Bagging off with the Stopwatch Gang in Pilton Park

319

OPEN THE VAULT: "You're just a shit Paul Hartley!"

320

Steven Gerrard was actually the brains behind the Steven Gerrard reign

321

Sorry for impersonating a Celtic podcast

322

Joe Hart’s humiliation fetish

323

8358 days, 1194 weeks, 23 years

324

Have you got your ticket for Jack Baldwin's gun show?

325

The 300-Year-Old Werewolf

326

Best and worst signings from every Scottish Premiership side this summer

327

Bonus podcast: Scotland remain absolutely f***ing class

328

The Injury-Time Winners Club

329

Kevin Clancy bullet time

330

Olly Dolly, you have won the points!

331

Steven MacLean's christening attire

332

The Swiss equivalent of Germolene

333

There's going to be a new League Cup winner this season!

334

Zak Dingle's Lesser Hampden

335

'Simon Murray is a dug chasing a plastic bag' - cinch Premiership 2023/24 weekend review

336

Bradley Rodden: an apology - three most interesting games from the Scottish lower-league weekend

337

The cinch Premiership season 2023/24 is here - and it is beautiful

338

The Scottish lower league season 2023/24 preview EXTRAVAGANZA!

339

One burning question about every team before the 2023/24 Scottish Premiership season

340

Baddiel's Syndrome: the ultimate guide to the forgotten sitcom

341

The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2022/23

342

Six shoot predictions and an oral history of Rotten dot com

343

“One more time”

344

The 12 best strikers in the Scottish Premiership right now

345

Contractually Obliged Podcast

346

The 12 best wingers in the Scottish Premiership right now

347

Malky McCry

348

The 10 best attacking midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

349

Metaphorical Fools and Horses

350

The best moments in Scottish football across the 2022/23 season (part 3)

351

The 12 best centre-midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

352

The striker built in a lab

353

A series of things that both surprised us and disappointed us

354

Tomoki Iwata and his run-in with the law

355

Drafting the best Scottish Premiership XI using only Scottish players

356

Kevin van Veen made Greg Taylor look like an absolute fanny

357

The 12 best defensive midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

358

Stevie Naismith had one job

359

A widow on a dating app

360

One Step Forward…

361

The 12 best centre-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

362

I want the goods, give me the goods

363

It's class being Scottish! We're the highest of the high! The kings of the f***ing earth!

364

Ryan Porteous' telekinetic powers and the Carthorse Challenge

365

Multiplicity grossed a worldwide total of $21 million at the box office

366

Another game, another goal for Drey Wright

367

The 12 best full-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

368

“26 years of hurt, Caley stopped him dreaming”

369

BAZOOKA JOE!

370

Dundee United's fatal flaw(s)

371

The 12 best goalkeepers in the Scottish Premiership right now

372

Six legs and nae baws: where was Rangers' midfield?

373

The Opposite of Stranraer

374

Mark Birighitti – wow

375

The Moonboot Man

376

Scottish Cup fifth-round winners and losers

377

Beers & Mail Part 3 | Let's All Laugh At England (2010 edition)

378

Stephen O’Donnell’s Fluorescent Jeans

379

Scottish Premiership transfer window winners and losers

380

Half an X-Factor

381

"This house smells of terracotta planters!"

382

Winners and losers from the Scottish Cup fourth round

383

Michael Doyle's Wheels of Judgement

384

Sondre Solholm Johansen vacating the dancefloor

385

Goldilocks on steroids

386

Marcus Fraser mid-jump: "What the f*** have I decided to do here?"

387

Welcome to Gary Naysmith and goodbye to Jim McIntyre

388

The first cinch Premiership action of 2023

389

His hair is like if Ernie McCracken signed for East Fife

390

Muppets Christmas Carol: Ghost Protocol (Terrace Podcast Christmas Special)

391

The cinch Premiership is back, baby!

392

John Frederiksen is the Great Khali, Paul Millar is El Gigante (lower-league mailbag special)

393

Waiting for the spectacularly shite (what we got wrong about this season's Scottish Premiership)

394

Josh Morris interview: What it's like to be an agent

395

Tony Anderson's Talent Competitions

396

Ian Murray's eye pokes

397

The best moments in the 2022/23 Scottish football season so far (part one)

398

Why penalties are like hard and soft-boiled eggs

399

Scott Tanser's dangling penalty worm

400

Ran 40 yards to call Kevin Clancy a ****

401

72 hours on amphetamines with Shaughan McGuigan

402

St Johnstone's team full of bots

403

Miss Chiquita Lies Down in Front of Me

404

Forget VAR, let's talk about some football, shall we?

405

The 18 day goal drought

406

Cowdenbeath's Lowland League adventure

407

Gary Teale was on the pitch

408

Unlimited wine for five euros!

409

Mock Interviews with Barry Ferguson

410

Jonah Ayunga’s Superman impersonation

411

Aaron Hickey, the new Wullie Gibson

412

The Nike Conspiracy

413

Can we insure John McGinn's arse for $28 million?

414

FROM THE PATREON: 16 to 1, episode 1. Craig Fowler versus Duncan McKay

415

Full-BACK BACK BACK BACK BACKS

416

Inspired by Pavarotti

417

The most interesting expiring contracts for every Scottish Premiership team

418

Shaughan McGuigan's Animal Farm

419

I never bought the chicken

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The World's Greatest Emoter

421

It’s a mass Noel Hunting

422

Special podcast: The Beast is back!

423

The stopped clock loanee

424

A condom full of Raki

425

Bobby Charlton is a tea leaf

426

Paul Hanlon's proposal

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No spoilers!

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Stevie May's High Flying Birds

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The most infuriating Scotland qualification campaign there ever was

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The Boohoo Man's Police-Hating Weekend

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12 questions about the Scottish Premiership clubs ahead of the new season

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Four hours, Telfer? That's insane! (The 2022/23 Scottish lower league preview)

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The best and worst signing predictions for every Scottish Premiership club, season 2022/23

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Greetings from Down Under (November 19, 2016)

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Debt Inception (Craig Telfer's debut - July 29, 2013)

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Decadence and divots (December 10, 2015)

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Golden Gloves (January 9, 2014)

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: The Project's Project (Duncan McKay's debut - May 8, 2014)

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Andy Goram Broke My Heart (April 23, 2015)

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Falkirk are just like Atletico Madrid (May 12, 2016)

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: End of Season Awards Special 2013-14 (May 24, 2014)

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Llegada (March 30, 2017)

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Disgraceful (hilarious) scenes (June 1, 2015)

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: Back Once Again With The Renegade Master (show 1, 2015/16)

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FROM THE ARCHIVE: 19 Years, 120 Minutes and then a Dance-Off

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Best Scottish football moments of season 2021/22 (part three)

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A Walk in the Hampden Park

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The Anatomy of Scotland 1-3 Ukraine

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The 2021/22 Terrace Podcast end-of-season awards

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The 12 best strikers in the Scottish Premiership right now

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There are two Rangers

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Europa League final recap and Scottish Cup final preview

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The 12 best wingers in the Scottish Premiership right now

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The 12 best attacking midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

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A weekend that definitely happened but few will remember

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The 12 best defensive midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

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What does Kendall Gordon think of him?

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A View From The Terrace Live | 12 best centre-backs in Scottish Premiership

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There's only three Terry Butchers

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Shaughan's new celebrity crush

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Rising, rising

462

Why Charlie Adam should get a Scotland call-up

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Reverse Pressley

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One Team In Tallinn

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Terry Butcher vibes

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The Prince Charles of Scottish goalkeepers

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The 12 best full-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

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Charlie Adam's finest hour

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Celtic's Dirk Kuyt and Mateja Kezman

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The 12 best goalkeepers in the Scottish Premiership right now

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Seeing Chris Mueller going off was a hoot (geddit?)

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Mailbag: Scott Brown, lower league XI, quality of Premiership

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Hammering the grannies rule

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Managers devoid of a concept of a whisper of an idea

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Clown College (Dundee Franchise)

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The best player on every Scottish Premiership side

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The Siege of Tannadice

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Saying goodbye to three failing managers

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Contrasting with the Andersons

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Cheap as chips!

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James McPake, the bam whisperer

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Stevie May's depressing reality and his path to salvation

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Terrace Podcast special: Raith Rovers sign David Goodwillie

484

Old man yells at cloud

485

No pressure Alex, we're just all counting on you to be brilliant

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Superstar Tradesman

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West Lothian's Team Xtreme

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Tony's career as a Scottish Championship footballer

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Craig Wighton's lack of additional testicles

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The chaos giraffe

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Speedball

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But Gloucestershire keeps him sober now

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493

A very phallic episode

E
494

The best Scottish football moments of season 2021/22 so far (part one)

E
495

The Monday Blues

496

He's got good feet for a jumbo JET

497

That's what I call the cinch

498

Are Kilmarnock starting to move through the gears? No.

E
499

Joe Hart's Brain Farts

500

Duffyball 2: The Quickening

E
501

Just how f***ing good are we?

E
502

Some commentators just want to see good analogies burn

E
503

You gotta have faith

504

Interview: Sean McKirdy - becoming pro, being 'the next big thing' and leaving football to open agym

E
505

Interview: Rory Loy on going from footballer to broadcaster

506

I bought shares in Christian Ramirez goal celebrations

507

It was a statement, not a question

E
508

No nil-nils and a number of defensive calamities

E
509

Please sir, can I have less?

510

Praise Austin MacPhee

511

The state of play with 3 Scottish lower league clubs

512

Say it ain't so, Porto

513

David Copperfield walks through the Great Wall of China

514

Fool Me 30 Times, Shame on Me

515

Haw goalie, ye've missed the Academy Awards!

516

REVIEW FROM THE TERRACE: Peep Show podcast, episode 1

517

Scottish football with the faff

518

What is the Mangrate, you ask?

519

Murderball proves its effectiveness as Aberdeen made of Glass

520

Mo Johnston’s Sexy Shorts

521

What's a Welsh full back and The Rolling Stones got in common?

E
522

Hey Steve, any chance of binning this three-at-the-back pish?

523

TRAILER: Introducing... Review From The Terrace

524

I for one would like to welcome our new Edinburgh overlords

525

The pitfalls of honeymooning in Aberfeldy

526

David Martindale vs Judge Dredd

527

Two Raccoons Paw Around the Trash

528

Winners and losers from last 16 of the Premier Sports Cup

529

Peter Grant's sentient curriculum vitae

530

Better send some texts to cover the embarrassment of those tactics, Malky

531

Well, that was some week one in the lower leagues

532

It's only been week one of the Scottish Premiership season but...

533

Everything you could possibly want to know about the lower leagues ahead of 2021/22

534

FREE PATREON: Livingston's 2021/22 season preview

535

14 burning questions ahead of the 2021/22 Scottish Premiership season

536

Is he a bear?

537

The one thing we didn't want to happen

538

Two men with hangovers

539

We waited 23 years for THAT?!

540

Euro 2020 Preview: Netherlands 2 Scotland 2

541

Euro 2020 Preview: Group D

542

End of Season Awards 2020/21

543

James McPake’s accordion

544

The 12 best forwards in the Scottish Premiership right now

545

If you can't tackle is there any point in living?

546

The 12 best attacking midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

547

'Let me finish this hand sanitiser': Scottish Cup semi-final weekend

548

The 12 best defensive/centre midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

549

A Series of Unfortunate Results

550

The top 5 players of the Scottish Premiership through April

551

It's OK not to be OK - part 2

552

New superlatives required for Zander's Ibrox finale

553

The 12 best centre-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

554

Money money money

555

Pundits in a Clown Car

556

The 12 best full-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

557

Show Racism the Red Card

558

It's gone through him

559

The 12 best goalkeepers in the Scottish Premiership right now

560

Winners and losers of the Scottish Cup third round

561

The Terrace Podcast Grant Hanley Special

562

Buzzing out his nut

563

I’m A Lumberjack and I’m OK

564

Marie and Pierre Curie go for a pint

565

No Tolerance

566

To everybody out there, say stafe

567

The most bonkers moments in the Scottish Premiership this season (part 1)

568

We've got the diamond Daniel Stendel

569

Bonus podcast: Scary Adult Things

570

It's OK not to be OK

571

Considering the future of 9 Scottish Premiership stars

572

The lesser-spotted defensive rhombus

573

Poor poor Peru, if only you knew, what the boys in blue, are going to do to you

574

Twist the sword

575

St Johnstone: why are you still surprised?

576

The best moments in the lower leagues this season (part 1)

577

They're not Bayern Munich!

578

Let's go golfing with Oscar winner Peter Duval

579

Why you should definitely STOP THE CROSS!

580

Tommy Wright's Saharan Soundclash

581

We're going to start arguing here

582

It's not too difficult to make Allan McGregor angry

583

We're not here to talk about Sting, we're here to talk about Scottish football

584

Sweet dreams

585

Shane Duffy's Circle o' Woe

586

Free header

587

Tough crowd

588

David Martindale is Remy from Ratatouille

589

The most surprising players in this season's Scottish Premiership, both good and bad

590

Under Pressure

591

Most expensive bottom-six defence ever

592

Raith Rovers' Covid crisis, Caley Thistle promotion concerns, Ayr United's capitulations, the flaw with Dunfermline - Scottish Championship deep dive

593

Pundits making up their own rules, Morelos is back, Kiltie's class, County's ongoing worries, Motherwell's risky hire - Scottish Premiership weekend

594

Falkirk's top-of-the-league struggles, Dundee's revival, Elgin's excitement, Ayr's paywall content - Lower league special

595

Celtic's failure in domination, Motherwell's non-goalkeeper, Hibs barely being arsed - Scottish Premiership weekend

596

Dingwall Dingier

597

The Terrace Podcast 2020 Christmas Special

598

Professional

599

The worst Scotland XI of the century

600

We're on a break

601

Sexy Aberdeen's need for foreplay

602

Why Sean Paul isn't a thing anymore

603

Talk To Me

604

Andrew Dallas: Superstar

605

Kitty O's

606

What next for the Scotland Women's National Team?

607

SPFL x NFL

608

The jobbers who went up a hill but came down a mountain

609

Living Rent-Free

610

Did Hibs bring on a coach?

611

Taking all the credit

612

Working on the Forth Bridge with tuberculosis

613

Twenty. Million. Pounds.

614

PATREON PREVIEW: A dozen deliriously delighted Scotland die-hards

615

GET A VACCINE QUICK SMART

616

Off The Fence

617

I committed surgery in Silent Hill

618

The ungrateful Mr McGuinness and his tasteless lunch

619

The Perfect Dive

620

Tony Watt's NBA Jam

621

The pod isn't for talking about those cnuts!

622

Reverse Psychology

623

Two hours, Tony? Two? That's insane.

624

Lower league football is back, baby!

625

A well-oiled machine

626

Brian Rice's past life aboard the Titanic

627

Running so hard he's losing his hairline

628

Stay Positive

629

Like Arsene Wenger's Arsenal

630

I thought kick-off was at 3

631

New Signing: Chris Iwelumo

632

No, I don't want no subs

633

George Clooney's IMDB page

634

We don't sell Duff, we sell Fudd

635

The Louden Tavern Challenge

636

The 10 most embarrassing lower league moments from the past decade (part one)

637

Your problem, no welcome

638

PATREON PEEK: The 12 best awaydays in Scottish football

639

Panic stations

640

Always nice to have domestic football back

641

From football fan to analyst - what goes into scouting a player?

642

Polishing a Turd

643

Why can't Scotland produce Pele... or Jan Koller?

644

Brian Rice's magic 8-ball

645

The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2019/20 (part 2)

646

Schrodinger’s Egg

647

The Terrace End-of-Season Awards 2019/20 (part 1)

648

'Sorry mate, I didn't order pizza': Analysing every lower league signing (part 1)

649

Aaron Winter's DeLorean

650

The five stages of your club getting shafted

651

Hi, I'm Craig Woodburn. Kilmarnock goalkeeper.

652

Interview: Nutmeg editor Daniel Gray - the small delights, Phil Stamp and falling in love with Scottish football

653

Scottish football is BACK!

654

Everything you need to know about 9 new Scottish Premiership signings

655

FREE PATREON: The Terrace founders preview Hibs and Livingston

656

Scottish Premiership 2020/21 Preview

657

To View From The Lockdown (episode 12)

658

Interview: Marvin Bartley (Part 3) - moving to Livingston, eye on coaching, punditry and A View from the Terrace

659

To Arbitration They Must Go

660

To View From The Lockdown (episode 11)

661

Malky’s Life Matters

662

Racism

663

PATREON PREVIEW: 2019/20 season reviews

664

To View From The Lockdown (episode 10)

665

Interview: Marvin Bartley (part 2) - moving club, despised by Hearts fans, Scottish Cup win and difficulty of leaving Hibs

666

Neilson's Back... SURPRISE!

667

To View From The Lockdown (episode 9)

668

Interview: Marvin Bartley (Part1) - Surviving lockdown, relief at being released, Eddie Howe and being ready for Hibs

669

Jean-Marc Bosman’s Magical Merry-go-Round

670

To View From The Lockdown (episode 8)

671

PATREON PREVIEW: League One and League Two extravaganza

672

At least it wasn't the front post - streaming, colts, Levein and Brazil

673

Interview: The role of a head of sport science - Motherwell's Andy Boles talks all things fitness

674

To View From The Lockdown (episode 7)

675

Interview: Scott Kelly from Stonewaller magazine - football, music and fashion

676

Interview: The role of the sporting director – Hibernian’s Graeme Mathie (pt.2)

677

We've seen this rodeo before

678

To View From The Lockdown (episode 6)

679

PATREON PREVIEW: Worst Hibs moments of the 2000s

680

Interview: The role of the sporting director - Hibernian's Graeme Mathie (pt.1)

681

Scottish Premiership Team of the Season

682

To View From The Lockdown (episode 5)

683

The 12 best managers in the SPFL right now

684

#corrupt

685

To View From The Lockdown (episode 4)

686

Interview: Life of a modern day agent - Bradley Halsman

687

Statements and six midfielders

688

To View From The Lockdown (episode 3)

689

The top 12 strikers in the Scottish Premiership right now

690

Goodbye Tommy Wright

691

To View From The Lockdown (episode 2)

692

The top 12 wingers in the Scottish Premiership right now

693

I always wanted you to go into space, man

694

To View From The Lockdown

695

Reconstruct the closed doors

696

Classic Match: The 2002 Scottish Cup final

697

Top 12 centre-midfielders in the Scottish Premiership right now

698

Re-re-sign: Picking the best deals of the 2007 transfer window

699

Scottish Football: no one comes out of this looking good

700

The 12 best centre-backs in the Scottish Premiership right now

701

The Terrace Podcast Quiz: Glasgow v Edinburgh

702

The Birthplace of Christopher Columbus

703

The best 12 full-backs in the Scottish Premiership

704

Classic match re-watch: 2015 Scottish Cup final

705

Iwelumo-ception

706

12 best goalkeepers in Scottish Premiership right now

707

8 titles and 2 titles, but not 10 titles

708

Games We'd Like To See

709

An Anonymous Insider

710

St John... f***... St Mirren!

711

Callum Hendry: Braveheart

712

A Jamaican Pat Bonner

713

SHOW: The Fourth Best Weekend of the Season

714

Goodwillie and 10 other *****

715

The play about Jim Spence

716

Interesting But Wildly Ill-informed

717

Interview Special: Shelley Kerr and Rachel Corsie

718

The May-naissance

719

On The Ball

720

The Wolf Brand

721

WIND

722

Remeber Me?

723

Dream Moves and Dodgy PIs

724

Ian Murray: Kirin Cup winner

725

John Woo's White Pigeon

726

A CGI Adam Jackson

727

Steve Clarke Interview Special

728

Scottish Cup EXTRAVAGANZA

729

Ray McKinnon's world of miracles and stats

730

MORE INTER-CONFEDERATION PLAYOFFS!

731

Stepping into a mole's shoes

732

Puddle of my own tears

733

A Very Terrace Podcast Christmas

734

The best Terrace Podcast... ever? (part 1)

735

Derek McInnes' ceiling mirror

736

A distraction from the horrible reality of a Tory government

737

Moribund

738

WEAKENED

739

Doidge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Doidge

740

Racism, racism, racism... the end

741

Kick his leg off!

742

The Sombrero

743

Phoned in sick for my mate

744

They muck about!

745

Deep Throat

746

£20 Million Lewis Ferguson

747

Go Five Minutes Without Humiliating Yourself

748

LEVEIN OUt

749

The Grace of His Da

750

You've finally killed your mother

751

BEVIS MUGABI

752

St Johnstone's pop singer beef

753

Rate my hat-trick

754

Does it involve women?

755

I'll Show You Dangerous Livingston FC

756

Curtains

757

Alex Bruce: FREIGHT TRAIN

758

More great audio

759

Confusion Distribution

760

The... Terrace... Podcast...

761

No Jambos Club

762

The River is Made of Fanta

763

What is wrong with us?

764

The seagull equivalent of Aquaman

765

I was saying Christophe Boo-era

766

Joel Foley

767

Like Don Homer

768

Fascinating League Two

769

Nearing the end of his useful time

770

Scott Brown's brainfart

771

The Mark Fotheringham Paradox

772

The Terrace Celtic Podcast

773

Premiership Preview - Over/Under

774

Lower League Bonanza

775

Best and worst signings

776

End-of-Season Awards 2018/19

777

Show: Neil Lennon’s Emotion

778

The Shite Life of Jack and Cody

779

Top 12 SPFL Strikers

780

Hecky's Raging At The Wheel

781

Brechins on the mind

782

Terrace Podcast Outlaws

783

Best Moments in Scottish Football This Season, Part 4

784

Repairing a crashed bottle

785

La Isla Blanca (Bumper Mailbag Special)

786

An Unmerited Crucifixion

787

McLeish and Top 12 Wingers

788

Tying Yourself Up In Knots

789

Top 12 SPFL Central Midfielders

790

If You Know You Know

791

Don't Mess With The Rohan

792

Gaslighters

793

Top 12 SPFL Central Defenders

794

Umar Sadiq Is Back!

795

The brains-trust

796

Possession and Corners

797

The Top 12 Full-backs - not sponsored by Mikael Lustig

798

What was the Celtic score?

799

Trees, CCTV and the SAS

800

The Natural Disasters

801

The top 12 goalkeepers in Scottish football

802

Wheel of Justice

803

Spiceworld!

804

How to beat Dr Robotnik

805

CGT's bold prediction

806

Mortal Kombat McGinn

807

No pun intended

808

Building Castles in the Sky

809

Get with the programme Fife boy

810

The Standard is the Standard

811

Get the receipts

812

Get the finger out!

813

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel

814

I'm a big cult guy

815

Rolling out of a car and off a cliff

816

GET THOSE SHOES OUT!

817

Festive winners and losers

818

Pre-contract offers your club should make

819

Jim Leishman coming down the chimney

820

Five long balls, silly little game

821

Didn't happen

822

St Johnstone Love-in

823

Best player on each Scottish Premiership side

824

Netting a brace

825

From nought to 20...

826

Choas-ball

827

Thank you, James Forrest

828

Horses for Courses

829

Best moments of the season so far (part two)

830

Pascali's Bicycle

831

It's only been one round of fixtures, but...

832

Do the Livi thing

833

Make the red card count

834

Talentless is a bit harsh but...

835

New manager splat

836

Everyday It Starts - Anxiety

837

That's the f***ing left-back!

838

Songs in Triple Time

839

Darren 'Mugshot' Fletcher

840

Those Damned Grass Pitches

841

Laszlo's in the tombola!

842

Do you like Scissor Sisters?

843

Why are you so s**t?

844

The Damned Buddies

845

A Recipe for Success!

846

The Terrace Podcast Hearts Bandwagon

847

Jabronis to Smokies

848

Thomas Mikkelsen Clone [ERROR]

849

Best moments of the season so far

850

The Ganja Arena

851

Immaculate Dickshot

852

You Couldn't Make It Up

853

Curious Owls

854

The Livi Swamp Monster

855

Microphones and allergies

856

Netflix-ton

857

Permagrip

858

Casper the friendly goalkeeper

859

Scottish Premiership season 2018/19 preview

860

WE'RE BACK BABY!

861

End of Season Awards

862

Bowman Horseman

863

Well McGarnagle, Billy is Dead!

864

Nadir Ciftci's Velcro toes

865

Peter Lovenkrands' "beautiful boy"

866

Paranoia, Paranoia

867

Barry Smith at the Baths

868

Introducing Noodle

869

Beggars Belief

870

Curtis Main's Easter Island

871

Cow...den...beath?