All Episodes

Halloween Neighbour Wars, Signs From the Afterlife & Should Kids Trick-or-Treat Alone?

The Ibiza Debreif: Champagne in Pyjamas, Landslide Chaos & How To Survive “Shark Week”

Selective Hearing or Survival Skill? Why Men Stop Listening in a Marriage…

“I Nearly Quit Music” – Miles Kane on Arctic Monkeys, Paul Weller & The Dark Side of Fame

“The Postman Was on Her Fantasy List?!” — Is This Healthy or a Red Flag?

Rick Astley: The Truth About Never Gonna Give You Up, Shocking Confessions & Return To Stardom

Midlife Crisis or Just a Leather Jacket? Answering Your Relationship Dealbreakers!

Larry & George Lamb: Gavin & Stacey, Wild TV Tales & Exposing The Food Industry’s Dark Secrets

Pete: “How Boring Must I Be?! You’d Rather Look at Taps!”

Cosy Season is Here! Cuffing, Bone Broth and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

British Problems Special: Crumpets, Beards & Public Toilets

Wild Instagram threads: Marriage Pressure, VR Air-Thrusting & Spicy Work Selfies!

Awkward School WhatsApp Chats, Conker Wars & The Maldives Pringles DISASTER!

Agony Abs Special: Would You Leave EVERYTHING Behind for Australia?

Are Workplace Romances Harmless Fun or Career-Ending Mistakes?!

Back to School Chaos: Timetables, Tantrums & Total Exhaustion

When The Butterflies FADE… Does Long Term Love Lose It’s “Early Days” Excitement?

“She’s Younger Than Me!” – The Awkward Truth About Dad’s New Girlfriend…

This One Mistake Will Put You in the Doghouse INSTANTLY!

Your Dating Profiles Are Wilder Than We Ever Expected…

How Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s Romance!

Olly Murs: What REALLY Happened on US Tour with One Direction & My Unbelievable Car Crash Story

When Workplace Pranks Go Horribly Wrong…

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Cactus-Gate, Pube Boxes & Monkey Raids – Our Favourite Guest Episodes

Parenting Chaos at 35,000 Feet – “It Ended in Tears!”

This Generation is DOOMED—Abbey & Peter Test TikTok Slang!

Would You SPLIT UP Over This Blunder?

The Scariest I’m a Celeb Trial Ever! GK Barry Tells All

Peter Crouch Declares **** the Greatest Band Ever

Peter Crouch: “Why Can’t I Just Laugh Anymore?!”

Pete: "This Was One of the Worst Things I've EVER had!"

Russell Kane: Toxic Friends, Confused Men & Wellness Scams

Abbey Opens Up About Losing Your Identity After Motherhood

‘He Sent My Dad a Letter’: Steph McGovern’s Real-Life Stalker Nightmare

Single Mum Messaging Your Man? Abbey’s Brutal Advice

Lee & Helen Westwood: Caddying for Your Husband – Romantic or Nightmare?

Peter Crouch: “I Got Kicked Out the Bedroom..."

“He Farted on My Hand!” The Worst Date Stories We've EVER Heard

‘No Knobs’ Dating: Fixing the Nation’s Love Life!

"8 Million People Were Laughing At Me!"

"Our House Is NEVER Empty… and It’s Killing the Romance" 😳

16 Questions To Make You Fall Back In Love - Part 1

The Kiss Test: Can You Actually Teach Someone to Be Good at It?

"Why Does He STILL Have Pics Of Her In BED?"

Crouch vs Clancy: Who’d Survive a Parenting Life Swap?

“She Said I Looked Pregnant… I’m Not” Best Agony Abs of 2025!

Therapy Crouch After Dark: “Never EVER say that again!”

Peter Crouch: “I don’t know why I’m with you!”

Should You Warn Your Ex’s New Girlfriend? Best AMAs of 2025!

Peter Crouch: "Abbey Thought I Was Dead!" 😂

Work Husbands & Boozy Lies?! Pete Can’t Believe It

This Film Made Her Cancel Her Wedding!

'She’s Pregnant, Can’t Go And Still Has to Pay?!'

How Holidays Can Make Or BREAK Your Marriage

"I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!"

Erotic Baby Talk Is a Full-Body Ick, I Fake Allergies To Avoid It!

It’s a massive red flag’ When Dating at Work Goes WRONG!

When Bedroom Talk Goes Wrong!

Is THIS Cheating? Married Listener Sparks Heated Debate

“Peter Crouch Spent £8,000 on Guinness?!” Abbey’s Hilarious Reveal

Better Record than RONALDO?! Crouchy's Stats Do Not Lie

Would YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!

“I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!

Mother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water!

Why Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit!

Peter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief…

Peter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?

The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling

Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?

What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!

Does Marriage Actually Change You? - Peter & Abbey’s Brutal Truth

Biggins On Hollywood Scandals & Secrets You Won't Believe

50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch

Jordan Stephens on ADHD, Fame & Finding Himself on The Therapy Crouch!

‘Why Did He Lie?!’ Abbey Is Left VERY Unimpressed By One of Our Listeners, Therapy Crouch #AMA

Love Is In The Air! Abbey and Peter Talk Romance, Valentine’s Day Disasters and Hot RODENT Boyfriends!

Abbey Reacts to her SHOCKING WikiFEET Rating! Ft Salmon Sperm Facials #AMA

‘It Was Unjust, I’m STILL not Over It!’ Abbey’s Biggest Grudge Revealed!!

‘Can This Marriage Even SURVIVE?!’ When Tomfoolery Goes WRONG! #AMA

‘You’ve Got an ADDICTION!’ Crouchy Calls Out Abbey’s Shopping Sprees

‘Your Favourite Memory of Me Is……SOMEONE ELSE?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Greatest Hits

‘I Literally BURST into TEARS’ Peter’s Party Planning Takes a Dramatic Turn

“Just DIVORCE Each Other?!” Peter Goes SAVAGE on Ask Me Anything Advice

Abbey and Peter’s Guide to Surviving and THRIVING in January!

Peter Caught RED HANDED Eyeing Up Birds!! Therapy Crouch #AMA

Joel Dommet and Hannah Cooper on Naughty Nipples, Blue Balls and Keeping it Spontaneous!

New Year, New Therapy Crouch? Let’s Find Out!

Christmas Eve Special: The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown Finale!

‘BLACKLISTED from PRINCE WILLIAM?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Christmas Card Saga

The Crouch's Guide to Keeping the Christmas Spark Alive!

Crouchy’s Love of Women’s Tights REVEALED! The Therapy Crouch #AMA

Abbey’s New Hobby REVEALED! And It’s The Last Thing You’d Expect

Pizza Crouch

‘It’s Absolute Woke NONSENSE!’ Abbey and Peter’s Verdict on….

(Not) Posh and Specs: Peter Launches a BRAND NEW Signature Look

Therapy Crouch Makeover! Abbey and Peter’s Big Announcement!

The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown: 1 Month to Go!

‘I Think this Fella is in the Clash’ Abbey and Peter’s WILDEST Night Out Revealed

Flirty at 30! Abbey and Peter on Fashion Faux Pas, 3 Day Hangovers and Glorious Glow-ups

‘I Want to Put This to Our Listeners!’ Abbey’s 3 Questions She Wants YOUR Thoughts on!