All Episodes
The Unwritable Rant — 267 episodes · page 1 of 3
Ep 258 - A life reboot, caravan of amateurs, and two rock 'n' roll relationships
Ep 257 Pagan mumbo jumbo, bad elements, and a questionable figure
Ep 256 - The greatest spirit animal ever, harbingers of doom, and outlaw ethics
Ep 255 - Secret menus, the risks of easy money, and the end of Crazytown
Ep 253 - Emoji abuse, joining a winner's circle, and chewed to death by chihuahuas
Ep 241 - Unwilling hypnosis, goat horns, and a heaping of medieval necromancy
Ep 240 - Lathering over LaLaurie, shedding dead weight, and shucking more than oysters
Ep 239 - Revisiting Clarissa, killer clowns, and a Crazytown Halloween
Ep 238 - Creepy creativity, drug store demons, and harvesters of decay
Ep 237 - A noisy beacon, bathroom confrontations, and a bully reckoning
Ep 236 - Recreating Woodstock, gas can booze, and Crazytown on wheels
Ep 235 - Touching privileges, eating my own heart, and a Homecoming intervention
Ep 234 - Conditional couples, garage sale hot plates, and a social scorecard
Ep 233 - Interview with Fee Waybill from The Tubes
Ep 232 - Socializing with the devil, an unwelcome paramour, and the wrath of Texas
Ep231 - Interview with Jon Anderson from the band YES
Ep 230 - Jumped by a ghost, weird coincidences, and taking the long way home
Ep 229 - Romantic delusions, second times, and peppering a butt
Ep 228 - An insidious pest, sticky trails, and the summer of independence
Ep 227- A vile kind of genius, soft punches, and meeting crazy with crazy
Ep 226 - Harboring a unicorn horn, getting a grip, and baring it all
Ep 225 - Rolling out the dirty red carpet, uncomfortable protocol, and an almost good idea
Ep 224 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 39-50
Ep 223 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 29-38
Ep 222 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 23-28
Ep 221 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 14-22
Ep 220 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 1-13
Ep 219 - Irrational love, a brazen inferno, and 100,000 miles of adventure
Ep 218 - Masterminds, mouse turds, and a sad attempt at dominance
Ep 217 - Overlapping stories, unexpected modifications, and a greedy decision
Ep 216 - Proper dates, excruciating romance, and a too-nice guy
Ep 215 - Social selling, regret cycles, and topping the trash heap
Ep 214 - Shooting stars, killer campaigns, and a large blue duck
Ep 213 - Pedestrian leftovers, aggressive overcorrections, and a displaced mermaid tail
Ep 212 - Equally despicable people, rainy day stock, and meeting The Bugaboo
Ep 211 - Killer cake, stripper fingerprints, and a giant misstep
Ep 210 - Interview with Kip Winger
Ep 209 - A tainted highway, fretful fingering, and a zippy little coupe
Ep 208 - Softcore Saturday, janky bungalows, and a dare in disguise
Ep 207 - Fist force, bootlegger choreography, and a five-alarm stalker
Ep 206 - Family plaid, playing the quote game, and a horrid holiday tale
Ep 205 - A sordid caper, low wattage, and becoming the Martha Quinn of the cornfields
Ep 204 - Reckless jobs, a designer wonderland, and Thanksgiving severance
Ep 203 - Interview with Leif Garrett
Ep 202 - Organic productions, frontier stitches, and a happy death heap
Ep 201 - Bed buddies, business agreements, and crashing a wedding
EP 200 - Interview with Sara Karloff
Ep 199 - Last chance adventure, relocating coffins, and hunting Resurrection Mary
Ep 198 - Terrors of the night, false protection, and voices from the ether
Ep 197 - A furry flash, weaponizing a toilet, and cardboard standoffs
Ep 196 - Provocative questions, uncomfortable positions, and educating The Professor
Ep 195 - Calculated risks, a yellow house of ill repute, and falling for Evel Knievel
Ep 194 - Friday night on Main Street, lip imprints, and taking a stand
Ep 193 - College cliches, the other friend zone, and playing a villain
Ep 192 - Buzz blights, minding manners, and the child king of rock 'n' roll
Ep 191 - Guerilla productions, worrisome questions, and knockoff problems
Ep 190 - Exit strategies, enough pink, and dry rot of the soul
Ep 189 - A box of boyfriends, moving violations, and zip tie threats
Ep 188 - Pit dwellers, slot snakes, and an unsexy hustle
Ep 187 - A blow-out party, insidious practices, and learning to swagger
Ep 186 - Wave worthy, synchronized sweatpants, and an overstuffed package
Ep 185 - An unwelcoming festival, botched performances, and clown chaos
Ep 184 - Redoing prom, illicit foot rubs, and caught in crossfire
Ep 183 - A menace to morality, unsavory actions, and superhero powers
Ep 182 - Blindsided by kink, self-invented hell, and breaching boundaries
Ep 181 - Revenge lessons, managing the deep end, and Shelly the sea witch
Ep 180 - Interview with Ron Platt - Singer for KANSAS
Ep 179 - The Naked Stories
Ep 178 - Interview with Joe Bob Briggs
Ep 177 - Monogamy spectacles, Keanu carrots, and a self-absorbed head case
Ep 176 - Interview with John Michael Higgins
Ep 175 - Creepy tip-offs, experimental slumming, and spiteful to-do lists
Ep 174 - Interview with Geno Bisconte
Ep 173 - Monkee waves, funeral zingers, and jabbed by a straw
Ep 172 - Substituting insanity, elastic failures, and playing ping pong in hell
Ep 171 - Bad decisions, jailbirds, and a Galentine's Day massacre
Ep 170 - Juicy secrets, rookie mistakes, and soft core spying
Ep 169 - Abstract thinking, a tomb on wheels, and patient zero
Ep 168 - Interview with Anthony Cumia
Ep 167 - Bad business, sticky surfaces, and a bag full of weevils
Ep 166 - Pen pal predicament, analog hustle, and unwelcome ecstasy
Ep 165 - Armageddon paraphernalia, millennium hysteria, and mechanized revenge
Ep 164 - Green-tinted spirit, stripper scruples, and a half-naked Christmas militia
Ep 163 - Bat slugging, gross misinterpretations, and Mr. Bennet's bird
Ep 162 - A disappearing cocktail trick, tasteless justice, and the Whore of Babylon
Ep 161 - A five-pound nut sack, crazy mixtures, and a straggler's Thanksgiving
Ep 160 - Nashville bar eviction, borrowed identity, and securing a scooter
Ep 159 - Interview with A.E. Hotchner Revisited
Ep 158 - Interview with Dave Landau
Ep 157 - Ghostly interactions, befriending Leatherface, and a real shocker
Ep 156 - Sneaking in, reality transgressions, and a wacky witch of the Midwest
Ep 155 - Rebranding Charlie, blood baths, and one epic Halloween party
Ep 154 - Attack tots, classy lessons, and overripe banana parts
Ep 153 - Carnival catastrophe, reckless freedom, and a risky seduction scene
Ep 152 - Interview with KK Downing
Ep 151 - Interview with Jim Florentine
Ep 150 - Consolation watermelon, a cracked-up weasel, and snappy sex toys
Ep 149 - Reversing a blow-off, job stalking, and knocking out a girl squad
Ep 148 - Lost and found in New Orleans, an aquatic treasure, and generous strangers
Ep 147 - Couple cruising, perverse overreactions, and meditating on mayhem