All Episodes

Ep 258 - A life reboot, caravan of amateurs, and two rock 'n' roll relationships

Ep 257 Pagan mumbo jumbo, bad elements, and a questionable figure

Ep 256 - The greatest spirit animal ever, harbingers of doom, and outlaw ethics

Ep 255 - Secret menus, the risks of easy money, and the end of Crazytown

Ep 253 - Emoji abuse, joining a winner's circle, and chewed to death by chihuahuas

Ep 241 - Unwilling hypnosis, goat horns, and a heaping of medieval necromancy

Ep 240 - Lathering over LaLaurie, shedding dead weight, and shucking more than oysters

Ep 239 - Revisiting Clarissa, killer clowns, and a Crazytown Halloween

Ep 238 - Creepy creativity, drug store demons, and harvesters of decay

Ep 237 - A noisy beacon, bathroom confrontations, and a bully reckoning

Ep 236 - Recreating Woodstock, gas can booze, and Crazytown on wheels

Ep 235 - Touching privileges, eating my own heart, and a Homecoming intervention

Ep 234 - Conditional couples, garage sale hot plates, and a social scorecard

Ep 233 - Interview with Fee Waybill from The Tubes

Ep 232 - Socializing with the devil, an unwelcome paramour, and the wrath of Texas

Ep231 - Interview with Jon Anderson from the band YES

Ep 230 - Jumped by a ghost, weird coincidences, and taking the long way home

Ep 229 - Romantic delusions, second times, and peppering a butt

Ep 228 - An insidious pest, sticky trails, and the summer of independence

Ep 227- A vile kind of genius, soft punches, and meeting crazy with crazy

Ep 226 - Harboring a unicorn horn, getting a grip, and baring it all

Ep 225 - Rolling out the dirty red carpet, uncomfortable protocol, and an almost good idea

Ep 224 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 39-50

Ep 223 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 29-38

Ep 222 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 23-28

Ep 221 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 14-22

Ep 220 - Morning Neurosis Audiobook Chapters 1-13

Ep 219 - Irrational love, a brazen inferno, and 100,000 miles of adventure

Ep 218 - Masterminds, mouse turds, and a sad attempt at dominance

Ep 217 - Overlapping stories, unexpected modifications, and a greedy decision

Ep 216 - Proper dates, excruciating romance, and a too-nice guy

Ep 215 - Social selling, regret cycles, and topping the trash heap

Ep 214 - Shooting stars, killer campaigns, and a large blue duck

Ep 213 - Pedestrian leftovers, aggressive overcorrections, and a displaced mermaid tail

Ep 212 - Equally despicable people, rainy day stock, and meeting The Bugaboo

Ep 211 - Killer cake, stripper fingerprints, and a giant misstep

Ep 210 - Interview with Kip Winger

Ep 209 - A tainted highway, fretful fingering, and a zippy little coupe

Ep 208 - Softcore Saturday, janky bungalows, and a dare in disguise

Ep 207 - Fist force, bootlegger choreography, and a five-alarm stalker

Ep 206 - Family plaid, playing the quote game, and a horrid holiday tale

Ep 205 - A sordid caper, low wattage, and becoming the Martha Quinn of the cornfields

Ep 204 - Reckless jobs, a designer wonderland, and Thanksgiving severance

Ep 203 - Interview with Leif Garrett

Ep 202 - Organic productions, frontier stitches, and a happy death heap

Ep 201 - Bed buddies, business agreements, and crashing a wedding

EP 200 - Interview with Sara Karloff

Ep 199 - Last chance adventure, relocating coffins, and hunting Resurrection Mary

Ep 198 - Terrors of the night, false protection, and voices from the ether

Ep 197 - A furry flash, weaponizing a toilet, and cardboard standoffs

Ep 196 - Provocative questions, uncomfortable positions, and educating The Professor

Ep 195 - Calculated risks, a yellow house of ill repute, and falling for Evel Knievel

Ep 194 - Friday night on Main Street, lip imprints, and taking a stand

Ep 193 - College cliches, the other friend zone, and playing a villain

Ep 192 - Buzz blights, minding manners, and the child king of rock 'n' roll

Ep 191 - Guerilla productions, worrisome questions, and knockoff problems

Ep 190 - Exit strategies, enough pink, and dry rot of the soul

Ep 189 - A box of boyfriends, moving violations, and zip tie threats

Ep 188 - Pit dwellers, slot snakes, and an unsexy hustle

Ep 187 - A blow-out party, insidious practices, and learning to swagger

Ep 186 - Wave worthy, synchronized sweatpants, and an overstuffed package

Ep 185 - An unwelcoming festival, botched performances, and clown chaos

Ep 184 - Redoing prom, illicit foot rubs, and caught in crossfire

Ep 183 - A menace to morality, unsavory actions, and superhero powers

Ep 182 - Blindsided by kink, self-invented hell, and breaching boundaries

Ep 181 - Revenge lessons, managing the deep end, and Shelly the sea witch

Ep 180 - Interview with Ron Platt - Singer for KANSAS

Ep 179 - The Naked Stories

Ep 178 - Interview with Joe Bob Briggs

Ep 177 - Monogamy spectacles, Keanu carrots, and a self-absorbed head case

Ep 176 - Interview with John Michael Higgins

Ep 175 - Creepy tip-offs, experimental slumming, and spiteful to-do lists

Ep 174 - Interview with Geno Bisconte

Ep 173 - Monkee waves, funeral zingers, and jabbed by a straw

Ep 172 - Substituting insanity, elastic failures, and playing ping pong in hell

Ep 171 - Bad decisions, jailbirds, and a Galentine's Day massacre

Ep 170 - Juicy secrets, rookie mistakes, and soft core spying

Ep 169 - Abstract thinking, a tomb on wheels, and patient zero

Ep 168 - Interview with Anthony Cumia

Ep 167 - Bad business, sticky surfaces, and a bag full of weevils

Ep 166 - Pen pal predicament, analog hustle, and unwelcome ecstasy

Ep 165 - Armageddon paraphernalia, millennium hysteria, and mechanized revenge

Ep 164 - Green-tinted spirit, stripper scruples, and a half-naked Christmas militia

Ep 163 - Bat slugging, gross misinterpretations, and Mr. Bennet's bird

Ep 162 - A disappearing cocktail trick, tasteless justice, and the Whore of Babylon

Ep 161 - A five-pound nut sack, crazy mixtures, and a straggler's Thanksgiving

Ep 160 - Nashville bar eviction, borrowed identity, and securing a scooter

Ep 159 - Interview with A.E. Hotchner Revisited

Ep 158 - Interview with Dave Landau

Ep 157 - Ghostly interactions, befriending Leatherface, and a real shocker

Ep 156 - Sneaking in, reality transgressions, and a wacky witch of the Midwest

Ep 155 - Rebranding Charlie, blood baths, and one epic Halloween party

Ep 154 - Attack tots, classy lessons, and overripe banana parts

Ep 153 - Carnival catastrophe, reckless freedom, and a risky seduction scene

Ep 152 - Interview with KK Downing

Ep 151 - Interview with Jim Florentine

Ep 150 - Consolation watermelon, a cracked-up weasel, and snappy sex toys

Ep 149 - Reversing a blow-off, job stalking, and knocking out a girl squad

Ep 148 - Lost and found in New Orleans, an aquatic treasure, and generous strangers

Ep 147 - Couple cruising, perverse overreactions, and meditating on mayhem

Ep 146 - Red carpet legalities, trade show subterfuge, and digging for bones

Ep 145 - Summer of Svengoolie, mangling the floor, and a Blinky bootleg shop

Ep 144 - A fearless fire chaser, mixing wormwood and cheese, and a 90-year July Santa

Ep 143 - Clingy friends, special name calling, and a two-wheeled disaster

Ep 142 - Summer school retribution, hit and run parade, and blowing up a concert

Ep 141 - Culinary contortions, chef swap, and peanut smut

Ep 140 - A stolen car, catfight and Crazytown summer night

Ep 139 - Sand trap surprise, thieving with Texas, and an overstuffed wonder

Ep 138 - Grooming a groupie, waking up broken, and hustling Las Vegas

Ep 137 - Choppy intrusions, underestimating crazy, and a Derby disaster

Ep 136 - Happy endings, instant besties, and finding a bushwhacker

Ep 135 - Adoption shakedown, relationship callbacks, and a wounded rebel

Ep 134 - Attic animals, drag strip pick-ups, and whiskey life lessons

Ep 133 - Interview with Doc McGhee

Ep 132 - Celebrity bets, hate dates, and a pedantic wonder

Ep 131 - Stage wife, magical exploitation, and revenge cheers

Ep 130 - Counterfeit cowboy, relationship double dare, and bowl of carnage

Ep 129 - Fired from hell, bunny dips, and disrupting a legend

Ep 128 - Plans of deception, an epic adventure, and a sketchy slumber party

Ep 127 - A bacon assault, Art Deco graveyard, and hunting a gigolo

Ep 126 - A Crazytown vacation, trust circles, and the Collector

Ep 125 - Interview with Bert Kreischer

Ep 124 - Magical hookup, ferret top hats, and drowning in hormones

Ep 123 - Hot Rod Heart, worst gift ever, and the Alpha Dweeb

Ep 122 - Trail of misery, claw sharpening, and introducing The Ringleader

Ep 121 - Dry cleaning skank, icy endings, and an undeniable explosion

Ep 120 - Re-killing grandma, worst instrument ever, and a not-quite Christmas angel

Ep 119 - The great bunny escape, fair fights, and next level socialization

Ep 118 - A death plague, failed pee tests, and a Jackass Christmas

Ep 117 - The Funny Comes First special

Ep 116 - A reluctant friend, junkie scratching, and hammered resolutions

Ep 115 - The town crank, accidental chaos, and neighbor retaliation

Ep 114 - Possum problems, poisonous dating, and a green-tinted Adonis

Ep 113 - Cemetery surprises, voodoo rituals, and a Crazytown Halloween adventure

Ep 112 - Facing fears, the butterfly effect, and introducing Catnip

Ep 111 - Nastygrams, the devil's china, and Ouija board fears

Ep 110 - A Playboy tribute, going natural, and contested fire

Ep 109 - Word thieves, broken promises, and clown fear

Ep 108 - Interview with Jim Norton

Ep 107 - Sex shops, perverted beacons, and a golf cart getaway

Ep 106 - Maniacal mechanic, Loopy relationships, and the death of Jon Bon Jovi

Ep 105 - Back to school, perfect failure, and first times

Ep 104 - Ice expeditions, speakeasy error, and a Russian West Side Story

Ep 103 - Balcony negotiations, bad party ideas, and Butterbean

Ep 102 - The Best of Stories - New Orleans special

Ep 101 - Wrecking balls, parking rebellion, and a silk-clad demon

Ep 100 - Unspeakable stories, funeral fun, and switchblade corsets

Ep 99 - Crawfish chaos, perverted genius, and Crazytown bingo

Ep 98 - Thunder drinking, security issues, and stripper scissor kicks

Ep 97 - Clubhouse demolition, the Unicorn Couple, and a charades nightmare

EP 96 - Dirty secrets, squirrel wars, and the tale of fire island

Ep 95 - Summer love, deer urine, and the Kentucky Bourbon Trail

Ep 94 - Interview with Lea Thompson and Jim Hemphill

Ep 93 - Suburban games, goose venom, and introducing The Dreamcatcher

Ep 92 - 7 shelves of crazy, flashing panties, and 144 condoms

Ep 91 - Trash battle, girl-on-girl crime, and introducing Danger Zone

Ep 90 - Above the law, bacteria coupons, and dinner with Jerry Lewis

Ep 89 - Behind the velvet rope, faking it, and The Closer

Ep 88 - An arranged marriage, building an ark, and burning down the house

Ep 87 - House rules, victory frogs, and hillbilly medicine

Ep 86 - The Pick-Up Artist, champagne compliments, and a topless revolution

Ep 85 - A Little Red Wagon, Etiquette Lessons, and The Locksmith

Ep 84 - The Best of Stories - Part 1 2017

Ep 83 - Heated words, cockroach races, and a Lithuanian curse

Ep 82 - A new low, a happy trigger finger, and relationship restitution

Ep 81 - Animal magnetism, dumpster fires, and faking a wedding

Ep 80 - T-shirt crusades, corporate crashing, and a dance-off stand-off

Ep 79 - Interview with Nick Di Paolo

Ep 78 - Kissing curmudgeon, an office tramp, and visiting Camp Crazytown

Ep 77 - Interview with Mike Rowe

Ep 76 - The dream interview, touching rock royalty, and a Valentine flop

Ep 75 - Rock lobster, hipster heckler, and a Nashville mic drop

Ep 74 - Interview with Richard Young - The Kentucky Headhunters

Ep 73 - Poking crazy, hottie exploitation, and a ride to die for

Ep 72 - A circus fetish, tethered wrists, and a pizza box will

Ep 71 - The Best of Interviews - Part II 2016

Ep 70 - Letter writing magic and the story of the Christmas Shrew

Ep 69 - A towering inferno, safety dance, and the Warden's last meal

Ep 68 - Driven to drink, bathroom savagery, and a Christmas pee cup tale

Ep 67 - Interview with Eric Roberts and Ethan Marten

Ep 66 - Homemade chloroform, ankle-biters and avocados, and dead intentions

Ep 65 - Mistake in the mountains, strip club follies, and three big lies

Ep 64 - Stooges, flaming salmon, and a bet on the Jackass

Ep 63 - You've got a friend in me, technicolor barf, and the Pinball Wizard finale

Ep 62 - Interview with Ed Begley Jr and Scott Harris

Ep 61 - Scary tales, a wild beast, and blood on white vinyl

Ep 60 - Interview with Don McLean

Ep 59 - People suck, the dickhead spectrum, and the Pinball Wizard

Ep 58 - Nobody likes a bully, naughty bacon, and victimized by fitness

Ep 57 - Horrors of Hollywood, drunken super powers, and a stingray incident

Ep 56 - The Country Legends Episode

Ep 55 - Driveway drinking, an imp bearing gifts, and a drug fueled exorcism

Ep 54 - Emergency bourbon, hipster hellholes, and a magical disaster

Ep 53 - Pulling a Jan Brady, the Suckerfish, and a run-in with The Law

Ep 52 - The Unwritable Rant 1 yr Anniversary. The count, club foot, and a freakshow of love

Ep 51 - Interview with "The Reverend" Bob Levy

Ep 50 - Interview with Charlie Daniels

Ep 49 - Sweet revenge, the Nashville incident, and a scorpion named Bill

Ep 48 - Bloody produce, anagram mischief, and a neighborhood gone feral

Ep 47 - Harbingers, cheese, truck stop chicken, and almost dying on a beach

Ep 46 - Interview with Chuck Negron

Ep 45 - The best of The Unwritable Rant interviews

Ep 44 - Neighbor stalking, explosive behavior, and tequila

Ep 43 - Twitter saving, the return of Jackass, and giving until it hurts

Ep 42 - New Orleans, a local legend, and ghosts are real

Ep 41 - Interview with Phil Vassar

Ep 40 - Bad driving, mushy goo, and street fighting in New Orleans

Ep 39 - Interview with Bobby Slayton

Ep 38 - Interview with Steve "Mudflap" McGrew

Ep 37 - Love bites, a Jedi recital, and cover band tips

Ep 36 - Internet dating, Bird Man, and creepy vs friendly

Ep 35 - Interview with Lloyd Kaufman

Ep 34 - Aruba, drink shaming, and the drug lord

Ep 33 - Interview with Kristin Newman

Ep 32 - Interview with Ari Shaffir

Ep 31 - Passion of the Bunny and Jefferson's Ocean bourbon

Ep 30 - Interview with Sara Karloff

Ep 29 - Jamaica gone wrong, nature is not my friend, and Sailor Jerry rum

Ep 28 - Interview with Rain Pryor

Ep 27 - Interview with Michael Price

Ep 26 - ACM Awards and cocktail culture with special guests Shaker & Spoon

Ep 25 - Interview with Anthony Cumia

Ep 24 - Interview with Robert "Mike Damone" Romanus

Ep 23 - Teenage vices, turning 40, and St. George absinthe

Ep 22 - Interview with Haley Reinhart

Ep 21 - Celebrity deaths, meeting Linda Blair, Oscar nominations, and Jack Daniels

Ep 20 - Ash vs The Evil Dead, crappy L.A. jobs, and Bone Snapper Rye whiskey

Ep 19 - The Hateful Eight, almost killing Steven Spielberg, and Russell's Reserve bourbon

Ep 18 - Interview with author and adult film star, Lisa Ann

Ep 17 - Victoria's Secret, Christmas Shrew, F is for Family, and High West Campfire whiskey

Ep 16 - Holiday parties, Bill Murray, Davy Jones, and Ridgemont Reserve bourbon

Ep 15 - Interview with author Clay Risen. "American Whiskey, Bourbon, & Rye"

Ep 14 - Setting my sister on fire, Thanksgiving, and Bulleit Rye Whiskey

Ep 13 - NaNoWriMo, Zanies comedy club, funky bars, and Buffalo Trace Bourbon

Ep 12 - Interview with multi-platinum recording artist, Gary Wright

Ep 11 - CMAs, The Muppets, and Booker's Bourbon

Ep 10 - Gregg Allman, Casinos, and Eagle Rare bourbon

Ep 9 - Interview with A.E. Hotchner "Hemingway in Love: His Own Story"

Ep 8 - Playboy Magazine, John Carpenter, and Jefferson's bourbon

Ep 7 - Jacques Pepin, McKamey Manor, and Rodney Strong Cabernet Sauvignon

Ep 6 - Absinthe, the confederate flag, and Maker's Mark bourbon

Ep 5 - The Green Inferno, Amy Schumer, and Gran Centenario tequila

Ep 4 - Horror movies, Three Dog Night, and Jim Beam bourbon

Ep 3 - Dave Grohl, brisket, and Journeyman whiskey

Ep 2 - Nashville, the Kentucky Bourbon Trail, Whole Foods, and Maker's Mark

Ep 1 - Bill Burr, bloggers, and bourbon