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The Unwritable Rant — 267 episodes · page 2 of 3
Ep 146 - Red carpet legalities, trade show subterfuge, and digging for bones
Ep 145 - Summer of Svengoolie, mangling the floor, and a Blinky bootleg shop
Ep 144 - A fearless fire chaser, mixing wormwood and cheese, and a 90-year July Santa
Ep 143 - Clingy friends, special name calling, and a two-wheeled disaster
Ep 142 - Summer school retribution, hit and run parade, and blowing up a concert
Ep 141 - Culinary contortions, chef swap, and peanut smut
Ep 140 - A stolen car, catfight and Crazytown summer night
Ep 139 - Sand trap surprise, thieving with Texas, and an overstuffed wonder
Ep 138 - Grooming a groupie, waking up broken, and hustling Las Vegas
Ep 137 - Choppy intrusions, underestimating crazy, and a Derby disaster
Ep 136 - Happy endings, instant besties, and finding a bushwhacker
Ep 135 - Adoption shakedown, relationship callbacks, and a wounded rebel
Ep 134 - Attic animals, drag strip pick-ups, and whiskey life lessons
Ep 133 - Interview with Doc McGhee
Ep 132 - Celebrity bets, hate dates, and a pedantic wonder
Ep 131 - Stage wife, magical exploitation, and revenge cheers
Ep 130 - Counterfeit cowboy, relationship double dare, and bowl of carnage
Ep 129 - Fired from hell, bunny dips, and disrupting a legend
Ep 128 - Plans of deception, an epic adventure, and a sketchy slumber party
Ep 127 - A bacon assault, Art Deco graveyard, and hunting a gigolo
Ep 126 - A Crazytown vacation, trust circles, and the Collector
Ep 125 - Interview with Bert Kreischer
Ep 124 - Magical hookup, ferret top hats, and drowning in hormones
Ep 123 - Hot Rod Heart, worst gift ever, and the Alpha Dweeb
Ep 122 - Trail of misery, claw sharpening, and introducing The Ringleader
Ep 121 - Dry cleaning skank, icy endings, and an undeniable explosion
Ep 120 - Re-killing grandma, worst instrument ever, and a not-quite Christmas angel
Ep 119 - The great bunny escape, fair fights, and next level socialization
Ep 118 - A death plague, failed pee tests, and a Jackass Christmas
Ep 117 - The Funny Comes First special
Ep 116 - A reluctant friend, junkie scratching, and hammered resolutions
Ep 115 - The town crank, accidental chaos, and neighbor retaliation
Ep 114 - Possum problems, poisonous dating, and a green-tinted Adonis
Ep 113 - Cemetery surprises, voodoo rituals, and a Crazytown Halloween adventure
Ep 112 - Facing fears, the butterfly effect, and introducing Catnip
Ep 111 - Nastygrams, the devil's china, and Ouija board fears
Ep 110 - A Playboy tribute, going natural, and contested fire
Ep 109 - Word thieves, broken promises, and clown fear
Ep 108 - Interview with Jim Norton
Ep 107 - Sex shops, perverted beacons, and a golf cart getaway
Ep 106 - Maniacal mechanic, Loopy relationships, and the death of Jon Bon Jovi
Ep 105 - Back to school, perfect failure, and first times
Ep 104 - Ice expeditions, speakeasy error, and a Russian West Side Story
Ep 103 - Balcony negotiations, bad party ideas, and Butterbean
Ep 102 - The Best of Stories - New Orleans special
Ep 101 - Wrecking balls, parking rebellion, and a silk-clad demon
Ep 100 - Unspeakable stories, funeral fun, and switchblade corsets
Ep 99 - Crawfish chaos, perverted genius, and Crazytown bingo
Ep 98 - Thunder drinking, security issues, and stripper scissor kicks
Ep 97 - Clubhouse demolition, the Unicorn Couple, and a charades nightmare
EP 96 - Dirty secrets, squirrel wars, and the tale of fire island
Ep 95 - Summer love, deer urine, and the Kentucky Bourbon Trail
Ep 94 - Interview with Lea Thompson and Jim Hemphill
Ep 93 - Suburban games, goose venom, and introducing The Dreamcatcher
Ep 92 - 7 shelves of crazy, flashing panties, and 144 condoms
Ep 91 - Trash battle, girl-on-girl crime, and introducing Danger Zone
Ep 90 - Above the law, bacteria coupons, and dinner with Jerry Lewis
Ep 89 - Behind the velvet rope, faking it, and The Closer
Ep 88 - An arranged marriage, building an ark, and burning down the house
Ep 87 - House rules, victory frogs, and hillbilly medicine
Ep 86 - The Pick-Up Artist, champagne compliments, and a topless revolution
Ep 85 - A Little Red Wagon, Etiquette Lessons, and The Locksmith
Ep 84 - The Best of Stories - Part 1 2017
Ep 83 - Heated words, cockroach races, and a Lithuanian curse
Ep 82 - A new low, a happy trigger finger, and relationship restitution
Ep 81 - Animal magnetism, dumpster fires, and faking a wedding
Ep 80 - T-shirt crusades, corporate crashing, and a dance-off stand-off
Ep 79 - Interview with Nick Di Paolo
Ep 78 - Kissing curmudgeon, an office tramp, and visiting Camp Crazytown
Ep 77 - Interview with Mike Rowe
Ep 76 - The dream interview, touching rock royalty, and a Valentine flop
Ep 75 - Rock lobster, hipster heckler, and a Nashville mic drop
Ep 74 - Interview with Richard Young - The Kentucky Headhunters
Ep 73 - Poking crazy, hottie exploitation, and a ride to die for
Ep 72 - A circus fetish, tethered wrists, and a pizza box will
Ep 71 - The Best of Interviews - Part II 2016
Ep 70 - Letter writing magic and the story of the Christmas Shrew
Ep 69 - A towering inferno, safety dance, and the Warden's last meal
Ep 68 - Driven to drink, bathroom savagery, and a Christmas pee cup tale
Ep 67 - Interview with Eric Roberts and Ethan Marten
Ep 66 - Homemade chloroform, ankle-biters and avocados, and dead intentions
Ep 65 - Mistake in the mountains, strip club follies, and three big lies
Ep 64 - Stooges, flaming salmon, and a bet on the Jackass
Ep 63 - You've got a friend in me, technicolor barf, and the Pinball Wizard finale
Ep 62 - Interview with Ed Begley Jr and Scott Harris
Ep 61 - Scary tales, a wild beast, and blood on white vinyl
Ep 60 - Interview with Don McLean
Ep 59 - People suck, the dickhead spectrum, and the Pinball Wizard
Ep 58 - Nobody likes a bully, naughty bacon, and victimized by fitness
Ep 57 - Horrors of Hollywood, drunken super powers, and a stingray incident
Ep 56 - The Country Legends Episode
Ep 55 - Driveway drinking, an imp bearing gifts, and a drug fueled exorcism
Ep 54 - Emergency bourbon, hipster hellholes, and a magical disaster
Ep 53 - Pulling a Jan Brady, the Suckerfish, and a run-in with The Law
Ep 52 - The Unwritable Rant 1 yr Anniversary. The count, club foot, and a freakshow of love
Ep 51 - Interview with "The Reverend" Bob Levy
Ep 50 - Interview with Charlie Daniels
Ep 49 - Sweet revenge, the Nashville incident, and a scorpion named Bill
Ep 48 - Bloody produce, anagram mischief, and a neighborhood gone feral
Ep 47 - Harbingers, cheese, truck stop chicken, and almost dying on a beach