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It Turns Out That Soccer Still Sucks
“I wouldn’t call it lying, it’s just making up words to describe actions that didn’t happen”
O! Give Me A Break (Best of MGS)
I Can’t Wait to Go to Yesterday’s Game
Armand’oh! Galarrobbeda
I’ll Take “Ingrates” For $2.5 Million, Alex (Best Of MGS)
It’s Okay, I Have A License to Blog
I Paid $13 Trillion and All I Got Was This Lousy Government
“Ninety-six-five, the Geezer, where rock died 40 years ago, as did most of our listeners!”
God Bless America: Yell at Your Toilet, Earn $19,000 (Best of MGS)
Protip: If You Run For Political Office, Don’t Lie About Your Military Service
I Just Wish I Could Have Told Him, In the Living Years
Go Ahead and Tase Him Bro
The Mystery of High Divorce Rate Solved: Women Are Crazy
New Vacation Hotspot, North Carolina?
While Bernie Madoff, the SEC Jackedoff
♫ I’m Goin’ Down to South Park, Gonna Leave the M Word Behind ♫
I Hope That Volcano Bought Enough Carbon Credits
“Please remain bent over until the captain turns off the gouge passengers sign”
You Can’t Get A F@#&ing Curse Word On My Show!
Bitter, Party of D!
It’s Always the Ones You Least Expect
You Divorce Me, I Pay You…Yep That Seems Fair
♫ Our House, In the Middle of Foreclosure ♫
I Gotta Have More Exorcism!
Joan Rivers, America’s Gem of the 19th Century
Third Time In Recorded History: Man Dies of Natural Causes in Detroit
“Now that we’ve made love, there’s something you might want to know about me…”
You Know It’s a Bad Day When Your Morality is Questioned By a Porn Star
Joe Stack Attack
You Couldn’t Pay Me to Live In North Dakota… Or Could You?
Telling a Patient She’s Fat, That’s a Suin’
The Who… How About, “The Why?”
Hillbillilarity
The Station with More Variety and a Lot Less God
I forgot Chris Matthews Was Dumb Tonight… Wait, No I Didn’t.
Don’t Whip Out Your dik-shuh-ner-ee In My Classroom
Social Debtworking
Avatards
Pat Robertson True Stories: Haiti, the Devil and the Oppressive Heel of the French
Obama Saves the Universe!
This Cop is Really Milking the Situation
A Thousand Hugs From 10,000 Lightning Bugs… ugh.
“Honey, Let’s Not Argue Or We’ll Go To Jail.”
Chef MO-L-D
There’s a Bomb in The Underwear Dear Janet, Dear Janet
Bah, Humbug!
Worst Songs of The Decade
Michael Groff In Exile