All Episodes

480: Unwritten Long Island Rules at Lucharito's of Melville (Part 1)

479: Long Island Pizza Wars At Autospa of Williston Park With Fat Jay

478: Massapequa Bullying and 40th Birthday Lessons

Long Island Crimes And Naming Every Town On Long Island

476: Ralphs Italian Ice Of Farmingdale - Robberies, Mistakes and Fun

Audio Only: Riverhead Town Board Drama / Massapequa School Board Election Results

Riverhead Town Board Drama / Massapequa School Board Election Results

Spotify Video Test: Goodbye Stephen Colbert

Goodbye Stephen Colbert - From The Substitute Warm Up Comedian

472: Lynn Russo Massapequa School Board Candidate

471: Massapequa Board Candidate Cheryl Lepre

470: Massapequa School Board Candidate - Danielle Ocuto

469: Massapequa School Board Candidate: Bobby Bonett

467: Finding Mary Smith - Al Isaacs Finds Out He Is Adopted While Dealing With Parents' Dementia

465 : Long Island Identity Crisis - Colbert End

Sunrise Mall Is Officially DEAD 😳 | Justin Timberlake DWI Drama + Apple Watch Tracking Your Sex?!

463: Long Island Favorites Things - Bars, Pizza, Malls, Clubs & Bad Decisions

462: New York Electronic Chains Past And Present

461: James Vanderbeek Remembered and Bad Bunny Half Time Review

461: Coffee Barn, Merrick Long Island

460: Long Island Influencers And Mamdani's Snow Day

459: What I Learned Moving To Long Island

458: Long Island's 12 Worst Parking Lots

457: REPLY ALL TO THE WRONG FAMILY HOLIDAY E-MAIL

456: Stolen Premises and DJ Chef Influencer Event

455: Phil's Pizza Of Syosset - Viral Pizza Comedy

453: Long Island Girls / Awkward Show And Tell

452: Is Rockville Centre Bougie and Long Island Men Who Will Ruin You

451: Nominated For Best Of Long Island

450: New Joke Show Adam Gabel

449: Broke Both Wrists In A NYC Pothole

448: Elements Of A Good Wingman

447: Twirled Out

446: Twirly Guy - Long Island -

445: Saving Jordon Hudson, Stephen Colbert, PBS, NPR and Howard Stern

444: Grill Hampton Long Island by Dan's Taste Long Island

443: North Shore Vs South Shore Long Island Guys

442: Fix Your Flags Long Island, Blown Off Plans and Limerence2

441: Tom's Creepy DMs, Cancelled Celebs, Long Island Realness

440: Brian Balthazar – HGTV, Hamsters, and Midlife Reinvention

EDS: Tompic Train

439: OZEMPIC RUMSPRINGA - LONG ISLAND HOT TAKES

438: Iran, Juneteenth, The TriCounty Fleamarket Lady, Maine and Starboots

436: Roosevelt Field, Unsold Teslas and Feuding With Verizon on Long Island

435: Winter Brook - Psychic Medium From Long Island

Edibles, Exes, and the Friend Zone – Olga Namer

433: A Nine Year Old Has My Old Phone Number: Chanel Omari Of Bravo's Princesses Of Long Island

432: Olga Namer: Orthodox, Edibles and Owen Wilson

431: Will Trump Save The Massapequa Chief?

430: Long Island's No Tell Motels Plus Baldwin Coach Diner and Massapequa Soccer Shop Closing

429: Comedian Fat Jay: Presented By Auto Spa of Williston Park

428: Are We Dating The Same Guy Long Island? - Carla Oakerson

427: Kevin Champeney - A Mosaic Of Wisdom

426: Long Island News Nonsense And Nostalgia

Should Massapequa Have A Saint Patrick's Day Parade?

Chat GPT Therapy - What's Wrong With Tom Kelly

E: Two Times When Tom Could Have Shut His Mouth

423: Comic Strip Live Audition Lottery 2025

422: Musk Asks Why You Shouldn't Be Fired Long Island Town Nicknames

SNL 50, JK Simmons, Who Are These Podcasts?

421: California Fundraising And Theme Songs

420: Los Angeles Wildfires - Street People Of Los Angeles

419: Espresso Martinis At Michael Imperioli's Scarlet

418: Canceled Celebrity Book Club

417: Roosevelt Field Gun Scare Plus Star Wars Weddings

416: Christmas On Long Island

415: Drone Hunting On Long Island

414: United Health Care CEO Dead, Awaiting Daniel Penny Verdict and Salt N Straw Ice Cream

413: Ilona Maher The Next Bachelorette?

412: Tom Saves Thanksgiving

411: Date Update Massapequa High School Homecoming 2024

News 12 Commercial: Autospa Williston Park Commercial Behind The Scenes

Quinnipiac Homecoming 2024

408: No Election Talk - Day After Election Special

407: Tony Hinchcliffe At Trump Rally Puerto Rico Garbage Jokes Analysis

406: New York Liberty Ticker Tape Parade Highlights

405: Dating App Four Play Social Plus Warning Sign Kamala Will Lose

404: Nobody Wants This - Pete Rose Is Dead

403: What's Working For You? How Is It Messing You Up?

402: West Virginia University Part 2: Tom's First College Tailgate and Game

401: West Virginia University Trip Part 1: The Dumb Ass Attack

400 (Repost) : Please No Gifts

399: Splitting The Tab With The Elvis Duran Show Crew

397: Comedian Can't Eat At The Country Club

398: Where Is JP Of Hellthy Junkfood?

396: American Gladiator: Lori "Ice" Fetrick

395: Long Beach, Hibachi and Joe Ferarri

394: Carrie Underwood and Dating Olympians

393: Accosted and Heckled At A Hospital Fundraiser

392: Funny Ring App Alerts, Birds, and the Communal Table

391: Biden Drops Out - Professor Peter Bales

390: Sam Ramsdell Big Mouth Sam - fixed

389: Slept In The Jeep

388: Remembering Quentin Heggs

386: Comedy Chateau: Felix McNulty

385: Irina Voronina From Russia To Playboy To Comedy

387: Higgs On The Beach

381: Bladtcast: Talking Shane Gillis, Richard Lewis, and Long Island Colleges

384: Scripps Spelling Bee, Quiet Vacations And A Response

383: Trump Verdict With Tom Kenniff Former Manhattan DA Candidate

382: Bridgerton and NYC Picnics

380 Knock Em Dead - Big Mouths

379: Psychic Mom, Comedian Katie Blunt

378 New York City Moments with Janette Barber

377: Why I Keep Making Long Island Serial Killer Jokes? Plus LA

376: Tiny Houses and Air BNB Super Host (and mermaid) Abby Anderson

375 : Meeting God Half Way

374: The Death OJ Simpson and Comedy Club Ha! Owner Anthony DiNapoli

373: Massapequa Earthquakes and Auditions

Dom Leonelli Part 2 That's Really Part 1

Norm MacDonald At Quinnipiac, Pauly Shore And Richard Simmons

372: When Brooklyn Was Queer - Hugh Ryan

371: West End Long Beach - Nostalgia Bar Tour

370: Saint Patrick's Wrap Up

369: More Kate Middleton, Catfishers, Pandemic Anniversary and Saint Patrick's Day

368: Where Is Kate Middleton?

National Potty Dance Day

Salt Of The Senses And Fleshlights

367: Shane Gilles And Massapequa Fan Mail

366: Kelly Rowland Walks Off Today Show and Plane Crash On Southern State Parkway

365: Mark McEwen - Weathering Life's Adventures

364: What Dominic Leonelli Wants You To Know About Him

Pizza Hut and Boing Boing Boing

362 Joe Larson Does JiuJitsu

361: Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Conspiracy Theories

360: Alyssa Milano, Loudermilk, and the Equinox Steamroom

359: Back To Comedy Basics In Orlando

358: Human Remains In The Apartment / Washing Apple Watch

357: Tom Gets High For First Time

356 Apricity and Hurkle Durkle

355 High On Vitamin C

354: 2024 Goals and 75 Year Old Starts Over In Romance

353: Holiday Stories

352: Mayor Michelle Wu Uninvites The White People

351: Mary Santora: Alcoholic Comedian Radio Host Moving To NYC

350: Debbie Gibson - Winterlicious - New Park Pizza

349: Lenny Marcus - Death (His Comedy Album)

348: Jesus, Ted Lasso and Dating App Filters

346: Debbie Gibson, Stage Fright and Why I Podcast

345: At The Bar With Rob White And Les Bayer

344: The ROI of LOL - Clayton Fletcher

342: Literal Divorce Signs On Long Island

341: Trading Showbiz For The Bike Shop

340 Tony and Karin's Wedding AAR

339: Kim Kardashian's Headlights

338: The Last LOL - LOL Goes Out Of Business

337: Remembering Matthew Perry

336: Ray Gootz and the Caroline's Affect

335: Date On A Plane?

334: The Emotional Reunion Wrap Up

333: Leftover Or Unicorn

332: Should We Keep Columbus Day?

331: Heart Attack At The Comedy Show

Dead Friend Not Your Facebook Friend

Roman Empire And Dead Dog On The Long Island Rail Road

328: Dewanna Bonner, Content Warning and Sponsors

327: Subway Sound Check

326: Is Comedy Cure For Mental Illness Or The Cause?

325: Nicole Eggert - Baywatch, Charles In Charge, Mom

324: Al Martin: How I Created a Comedy Empire in 30 Short Years

323: Jimmy Buffett Remembered And The Last Seven Minutes Of Summer

322: Following Your Own Success

321: Remembering Bob Barker: Host Of Price Is Right

320: Your Biggest Accomplishment Is Holding You Back

319 SAG AFTRA WGA Strike Needs To Be More Strikey

318: Laughing At Your Biggest Failures

317: It's Not Funny. Does Tom Kelly Know It? - The Cemetery Episode

310: A Page In History - David Harris Katz

316: The NYC Romance Is Over

What The Size of A Wedding Party Says About The Couple

Bangers and Anti-Bangers

Remembering Bill Geddie

Women's World Cup Soccer - Becky Donohue

Drunk Texting Bumble Matches

Accused Gilgo Beach Serial Killer From Massapequa (My Hometown)

Real Life Mrs. Maisel: Felicia Madison

309: Iron Discipline and Making Dots with Janette Barber

308: Zoom Party

Wheel Of Fortune: Vanna White On Strike?

307: Celebrity Energy: Whitney Uland

306: Beige Flags And Dating Auctions

305: The Three Times I've Seen Strangers Poop

304: Relationship Disclosures

303: Dock Dogs and Unexpected Guests

302: When Bad Things Happen To Good Looking People

301: Classy When You're Rich. Trashy When You're Poor

300: Stuck In The Sand

299: CPAP Machines And Paradoxical Commandments

298: Boston Comedy Festival Round 1 Results

297: Writers Guild On Strike

296: Car Ride To An LA Lunch

295: New York Street, California

294: Jerry Springer Grandfather Of Trash

293: Tucker Carlson Leaves Fox

Fishing For Stories: Dominic Leonelli

Dating Your Sister's Boyfriend And The Moon

Kim Kalish Part 2 - LuHi And Happier Stories

Production Assistant Lessons

288: Lady Journey 2 with Katie Hannigan and Sarah Tollemache

287: Trump Vs Alvin Bragg Instagram Jail and Stand Up

286: Trolling Star Trek Picard

285: Stand Up Clips and Catching Up

284: Lady Journey With Katie Hannigan and Tollemache

Is It Time To Take My Money Out Of The Bank?

282: Open Relationships In Kentucky with Dominic Leonelli

281: Chat GPT Radio and AIs Stealing Your Jobs

280: International Women's History Day

279: Series Of Unfortunate Men with Kerry Schwartz

278: Breast Implant Illness with LuLu and Lala

277: Don Lemon / Nikki Haley - Past Her Prime

276: Fertility with Laura High

Off The Relationship Escalator / Facial Blindness

275 Super Bowl Shanna Christmas

274: Viral TikTok and Other "Real Time" Thoughts

273: Scar Talk: Ophira Eisenberg

271: Saving FM Radio

270: Shanna Christmas: Nothing But A B* With A Wig On

268: George Santos Must Not Resign

269: The Funny Thing About Death - Kim Kalish

267: Man School 202 - Dante Nero

266: Are You Great?

265: Gianmarco Soresi: The Upside Of The Downside

264: Barbara Walters- Remembered

263: Holiday Counterprogramming

261 Chat GPT / Artificial Intelligence Generated Podcast

260: Kim Perell Jump: Dare to Do What Scares You in Business and Life

259: The Pain Of Twitch

258: Brittney Griner And The Worst Thing About Having A *****

257: More Than My Four Moms - Lucas Connolly

256: The Earthshot Prize and Caroline's Comedy Club Closing

255: Sex Toys and Violence with Loren Raye

254: Should Massapequa Drop Its Chief?

253: Tom's Thankful

252: More Than The Beer Can Comic: Ariel Elias

251: Jackie Mason The Musical

250: Make More Money Have Great Sex - Shamina Taylor

249: Marathon For Pizza

248: Seeking Tony Danza

247: Tom's Colonoscopy

245: High School Buddy Daniela Returns

246: Why Are You In My Phone?

244: Sliding Into DMs Part 2 With Kristen Carney

243: Banter With Kristen Carney

242: Owning The Midlife Crisis

241: High School The Musical With Pace University Students

239: Rachael Ray Lessons and Adult Happy Meals

238: Rebel With A Clause With Ellen Jovin

237: Burning Man and Burning Bridges

236: No Egrets

235: Ryan's Fan Mail

234: Higgins Beach Catch Up

233: Talk Like A Pirate Day And Dating Tips

232: Shein Short Shorts and Leg Warmers

231: Black Eyed Peas and Fashion Week

230: Tom Sits In The Middle Of The Street

229: The Nobody Cares Speech

228: Advice For Kids Going Away To College

227: BMX with Subrosa Brand's Ryan Sher

226: Accident On The Palisades

225: Expired Vaseline With Loren Raye

224: Trash Table

223: Jimmy Buffett Jones Beach Tailgate 2022

Tom's Big Announcement, Hamilton and Janette Barber

Shopping At Stew Leonards

Armrest Wars 2022

Will Smith's New Apology, Choco Taco, and Ryan Peterson

218: Shark Week, Mackelmore, and Murder

216: Ben Rosenfeld Russian Comedian / TikTok Star

Drunk Frat Guy Walks On Stage

216: Call Me Zaddy

215: Funny How? With Matt Ruby

214: Covid Test At Jones Beach

213: View From Bahamas - GMA: AESPA

212: Wendy Williams' Impact On Daytime TV

211: Creating The Perception Of Success: Janette Barber

210: Juneteenth, LA Comedy and Knowing Who You Are With Kalea McNeill

209: Ghost Mall Tour: Sunrise Mall

208.5: LA Update

208: CJ Franco and Caitlin O'Connor: Tom Kelly Island

207: Caitlin O'Connor: Creepy Like Tom

206: Birthdays And Goodbyes

205: Who Have You Blocked?

204: The Lesser Tern

203: Tom Teenth

202: Uvalde Thoughts On A Maine Beach

201: Canceling The New York Times

200: Don't Screw It Up By Making It Too Important

199: Amber Heard / Johnny Depp Trial: Is It Wrong To Enjoy It?

198: Memory Hoarding

196: H*tler's Tasters

195: The Difference Between Lazy And Laid Back

194: LA Wrap Up With Andrea Fasano

193: Branding Yourself In The Delta Skylounge

192: Elijah or Issaiah

191: Elon Musk Buys Twitter and Wheel Of Fortune Gone Crazy

190: Mike Tyson, The Brady House, and California Dreams

189: One Must Go With Christian Bladt

188: Christian Bladt - Let's Get Canceled

187: Wally Pip

186: Tom's Travel Anxiety

185: Gilbert Gottfried Gone "Too Soon"

184: Bela Gandhi - Smart Dating Academy

183: Does Louis CK Deserve A Grammy Or Forgiveness?

182: The Cigar Bar That Jack Built

181: The Feeling We're Chasing

Classic Tom Kelly: This Show Again 50

180: Will Smith, Chris Rock, Jada, Putin, Jussie and Other Things We're Not Talking About

179: Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock, A Comedian's Thoughts

178: Matt Friend - Impressionist TikTok Star

177: Loren's New Dream? Does Tom Need a New Bed?

176: Don't Call Me Wolf - Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott