Skip to content
Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude cover art

All Episodes

Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude — 121 episodes · page 1 of 2

#
Title
1

Pull the Thermostat, Pay the Cheese Tax

E
2

Corn and Cornography, Camel Virgins, and a Space Screwdriver

E
3

Blood Clots, Broken Teeth, Billionaires

E
4

Don't Let Your Dingle Dangle in the Dirt

5

Bryan Beats Rich, Roach Goo, and a Brain-Dead ELD

E
6

Convivial, Attenuative, and Every Bit of Chinese Cellular

E
7

Oh No Not an Apostrophe

E
8

Flock Cameras, Third Eye Stickers, and Grandma's Ass-Whooping

E
9

Don't Drink the Battery Acid

E
10

Slap Your Mama, Tabasco Pepperoni, and Fat Boy's MREs

11

Bald Head Bacon and a 59-Cent Pup Cup

E
12

Storm Surge Selfies, Clock Springs, and Yucky Song Wrong Hole

E
13

Galley Nippers, Gopher Gas, and a Fatter Fat Boy

14

Bumper Cars At 90 Miles Per Hour

E
15

Dogs, Dust, and a Really Bad Friday

E
16

Everything's Faster Than I Am

E
17

Chili Burritos and 4 Sets of Jack Stands

E
18

Almost a SNAFU, or Is It Yet to Come

E
19

You ate a Monkey!? or a banana?

20

We Do Red Beans and Grass

21

Your Blood Is a Freaking Oreo

E
22

Al Capone, Whipped Cream, and 100 Episodes of This Nonsense

E
23

0.4% Can Kiss Our Butt

E
24

Court TV, Beavis, and Other Things We Refuse to Watch

E
25

We Couldn’t Afford the "Poor," We Were Just "Puh"

E
26

Frank The Rabbit, Doesn't Know Either

E
27

Just A Weee bit...Goes A Long Way

E
28

Ketchup: The Cure for What Ails Ya

E
29

Bryan’s Late, the FAA’s Great, and the Duuude’s Irate

30

Sam The Rabbit Doesn't Have A Clue Either!

E
31

Where's The Duuude!?

E
32

Kick Your Doctor in the Ding-Ding

E
33

It's a Sticker, It Doesn't Mean Anything!!!

34

The Grand Jury Could Indicte A Ham Sandwich

E
35

Can You Hear Me? (That's A Shock)

E
36

I Had A Fight With AI Over A Stock Ticker

E
37

Rainbows, Unicorns, and a Finger Up My Butt

E
38

First Time Manager Of A Few Lopsided Boobs

E
39

Candy-Fueled AI & Depleted Uranium Farts

E
40

KO2s, Queef-Slappers, and the DX10: A Perfectly Normal Week

E
41

Slapping People Like an Old TV Set and Cocaine Ambulances

E
42

Tracer Rounds and Robitussin

E
43

The Zambezi Zinger & Columbia Booger Sugar

E
44

The Wide-Ass Dighny & The Orange

E
45

Quasi Moto's Thanksgiving Special

E
46

Spontaneous Paper Towel Combustion

E
47

It Went Meow and Split The Mowhawk

E
48

The Booger Belt Brigade

49

50 Miles of Hot Rods and Plumber's Crack

50

Stupid Didn't Take a Day Off

E
51

Lump Sums, Lost Nuts, and Shuffle Skates

E
52

Getting Across Ron's Crack

53

My Therapist Says...

E
54

The Pink Flamingo Impersonator's

E
55

Unqualified Opinions

E
56

Adulting is a Lie: Send Help (and Maybe Snacks)

E
57

Hacking Up Hedges and Other Life Lessons

E
58

A Six Inch Gash and An Alien Probe

E
59

Brakes, Boats and Bleeding Logic

E
60

It's a Milkbone, Man

E
61

Humor and Heart: Tackling Life's Surprises

E
62

Blazing Saddles, Pumpkin Seeds, and Podcasting Insights

63

Please Be Kind and Rewind the DVD

64

The Big Lie and Knowledge Lines

E
65

No Seatbelts Required!

E
66

Duuude's Lowrider and Yard Arms

67

All Naked and No Where To Go

68

Preppin', Brain Farts, and The Pope

E
69

Critter Tools and a Pd Off Jeep

E
70

I've Got Gravy Stuck in My Head

E
71

Coffee, Mineral Wells, and Lost Signals

72

Bryan Kills Zoom...LOL!!!

E
73

The Other Red Meat

74

Rants, Adventures, and Hoop'dy's

75

Screen Doors, No Cellphones and Social Security

E
76

Runny Yolks, Brown Eggs, and a High Energy Emu

E
77

Cat Spelled Backwards

E
78

Bad Breath & Schmoe Nuts

E
79

I've Got A Jar Of Dirt, Dude

E
80

Are You Thinking Now?

E
81

Movies, Elmer's Glue, & Bingo

E
82

Big Words, Fuzzy Video, and Private Time

E
83

Fur Lined Crocs, Flaco!

E
84

Dragon's Breath = Fire Farts

E
85

Thoroughly Confused and Cold

E
86

The Fallacy and 37 Cents

87

The Most Feasible Pain in the Ass

88

$50 for Rejection, Dad Jokes and a Booger Sammich

89

The Art of Grumpiness: Hats, Music, and Mischief

90

There's Never A Tomorrow

91

Trucking Stories, The Onion, and Bitcoin

E
92

Leave the Cannoli, Take the Woobie

E
93

The Kerfluffle in All of Us

E
94

Caterwauling in a Bucket

95

Pecan Pickin', Duuude's World, and Atlas Shrugged?

96

Not Yelling, Puzzle Glue, and Drag Races

E
97

Terminal Velocity, Baked Noodles and Rabbit Holes

98

Free the Boys and Let the Games Begin

E
99

The Truck Stop Dilemma

100

Leave the Buttons Alone!!!