All Episodes
Well-Adjusted Horror — 91 episodes
"Squeal" Sounds the Same in Swedish (Let the Right One In)
A Look Back (2025) and a Look Ahead (2026)
It's Hallmark with an Ax (Silent Night Deadly Night 2025)
The Hundred Acre Woodchipper: A Friendsgiving Massacre (Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey)
Even Worse Than Theater Kids (Velvet Buzzsaw)
Phantoms is the Bomb (Phantoms)
Ancient Accents (Deliver Us from Evil)
This Machine Called Me an Asshole (A Look Back at 2024)
Holiday Special 2024 (Silent Night Deadly Night 4)
Friendsgiving 2024 (Needful Things)
Torture Tune (Halloween 3: Season of the Witch)
Voodoo and Sequels
Eyeballs and Feet (The House by the Cemetery)
It Only Takes One (Piranha)
Totally Buggin (Mimic)
Scary Goth Chicks (The Howling)
It's All for You (The First Omen)
Because It Must Be Done (Chernobyl)
Love and Body Horror (The Fly)
A Look Back (2023) & A Look Ahead (2024)
Holiday Special 2023 (Gremlins)
I Know What You Did Last Thanksgiving (Eli Roth's Thanksgiving)
Friendsgiving 2023 (Tucker and Dale vs. Evil)
Halloween Special 2023 (Brides of Dracula)
Carpentember (Christine)
Sugar Glider with Teeth (The Last Voyage of the Demeter)
Eat Pray Shark (Jaws: The Revenge)
The Price is Right (The Haunted Palace)
Family Values (The Brood)
Finger Food (RAW)
The Oprah Shot (Nope)
You're a Dying Breed, Duane (Basket Case)
Poems Should Be Short (Possession)
2023 Preview: Cocaine Bears and Cannibals
Bad Santa (Krampus)
Speaking the King's (Stephen King)
Talking Heads (H.P. Lovecraft's Re-Animator)
The Shape (Halloween)
Brolin Beard (The Amityville Horror)
Grisly and Ghastly Things (Candyman)
Teenage Mopes (Jaws 2)
Dad Hats (Silver Bullet)
All the Bacon (Tremors)
Possession Jag (The Exorcist)
Theater Kids (Interview with the Vampire)
The 80s. Fantastic. (VAMP)
Lord of the Rats (Nosferatu)
Mind Your Manners (Hannibal Lector)
Sex positive (To All a Good Night)
Baking Busey (The Gingerdead Man)
Fainting Goats (The Awakening)
Video Nasties (Censor)
You Can't Cancel Frankenstein (The Curse of Frankenstein)
Sins of the Father (The Fog)
Basic Brad (Night of the Creeps)
Spooky Jesus Closet (Carrie)
Non-Stock Model (Don't Breathe)
All Out of Bubble Gum (They Live)
Hot Shark Summer (47 Meters Down)
Shark Juice (Deep Blue Sea)
The Beaches Will Be Open (Jaws)
Our Favorite Rom-Com (Midsommar)
Orifices and Space Travel (Event Horizon)
Run, Fool! (The People Under the Stairs)
Stabby Little Arms (Saint Maud)
Missing Justin Long (Drag Me to Hell)
Thank God for Mississippi (The Beast Within)
Always Follow Protocol (Alien)
You Can't Go Wrong with an Eyepatch (Gojira)
Size Matters Not (Children of the Corn)
Nice Reality You've Got There (In the Mouth of Madness)
What's a B Movie? (Yellow Brick Road)
Fish People Are Stealing Our Jobs! (Dagon)
The Art vs. The Artist (The House That Jack Built)
Carpet on the Toilet Seat (Critters)
Welcome to the Wilderness (The Witch)
A Mannequin Filled with Jelly (Maximum Overdrive)
Stimulus? Humbug! (A Christmas Carol)
A Sorority House, Not a Convent (Black Christmas)
The Darkest Time of the Year (Silent Night, Deadly Night)
50 Shades of Witch (Season of the Witch/Martin)
Looking for a Safe Place (Dawn of the Dead)
Make Werewolves Great Again (An American Werewolf in London)
Can o' Satan (Prince of Darkness)
Greys and Brown (Suspiria 2018)
Sewer Moist (CHUD)
The Thing About Free Will (The Thing)
But Their Uniforms (Shockwaves)
Somebody Left the Lid Off of the Blender (A Nightmare on Elm Street)
The Carp is a Tasty Fish (The Exorcist III)
Children Are the Future ... Unless They Rip Your Face Off (It's Alive)