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Alerting People About Read Receipts, Picking the "Right" Side of Top Sheets, Pruning Trees to Death, and More

2

Shuffling Mahjong Tiles, Snubbing Wedding Officiants, Praising Clean Plates, and More

3

Tricking Guests Into Catering, Giving Bone-Crushing Handshakes, Guessing American Mealtimes, and More

4

Banning Wedding Gifts, Lingering Over Menus, Clipping Toenails on Airplanes, and More

5

Battling in Cruise Ship Laundry Rooms, Escaping Bad Breath, Duplicating Potluck Dishes, and More

6

Second Helpings: Dodging In-Law Requests, Melting Candy Bars in Diapers, Hiding Coffee Truths, and More

7

Second Helpings: Spitting Watermelon Seeds, Behaving While Bowling, Throwing Spoons on Airplanes, and More

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Using Knife Rests, Spamming Everyone You Know, Pocketing Hotel Slippers, and More

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Lending Fancy Waffle Makers, Witnessing Coffee Shop Meltdowns, Demanding Raisins From Coworkers, and More

10

Turning Tables, Finding Lost Wallets, Boxing Up Free Desserts, and More

11

Vetoing Unpleasant Mahjong Players, Excluding Free Alcohol at Birthdays, Getting Caught Without Toilet Paper, and More

12

Spinning Lazy Susans, Saying "Bless You" After Sneezes, Lying to Telemarketers, and More

13

Driving Coworkers Home, Asking About Allergens, Calling Your Husband By Name, and More

14

Second Helpings: Loitering Around Toasters, Being Embarrassed by Employees, Picking Strangers' Teeth, and More

15

Second Helpings: Sequencing Cream and Jam on Scones, Glancing at Smartwatches, Scowling at Strangers, and More

16

Motoring with Manners, Sharing the Sidewalk, Charging Guests for Pizza, and More

17

Rescinding Getaway Invitations, Staking Unwanted Yard Signs, Choosing the Right Stationery, and More

18

Flying the Danish Flag, Ducking Out of Weddings, Roasting in Cocktail Attire, and More

19

Ending Endless Brunches, Dealing with Double Dippers, Greeting Bus Riders, and More

20

Asking About Brian, Living With Homeowners Associations, Redirecting a Birthday Gift, and More

21

Second Helpings: Sitting on Suitcases, Going on Ghost Tours, Being Disappointed by Mahi-Mahi, and More

22

Finding Cat Hair in Food, Picking People's Brains, CCing the Wrong Person, and More

23

Receiving Black Napkins, Squatting in Strangers' Kitchens, Slurping Smelly Foods, and More

24

Outrunning Your Friends, Bragging About Possum Sweaters, Renaming Your Coworkers, and More

25

Earning Girl Scout Badges, Washing Strawberries in Soda Fountains, Whisking Away Cake Plates, and More

26

Outing AI Videos, Evicting Lingering Guests, Reserving Paper Towels, and More

27

Decoding Different Cultures, Pursuing Dry Cleaners, Blasting Techno Music, and More

28

Second Helpings: Removing Shoes on Airplanes, Exiting Weddings Early, Welcoming Guests In, and More

29

Second Helpings: Eating Baguettes in France, Spitting Wine at Tastings, Returning Gifts to Guests, and More

30

Leaking Phone Numbers, Venting About Registries, Requesting the 'Man of the House,' and More

31

Very Special 300th Episode Extravaganza

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Getting Married on Fridays, Putting In-Laws to Work, Singing Foreign National Anthems, and More

33

Closing Letters Properly, Feeding Finicky Visitors, Blinding Fellow Drivers, and More

34

Dropping State Names, Double-Thanking for Gifts, Arriving at Funerals Early, and More

35

Second Helpings: Faking Wedding Start Times, Asking for Gifts Back, Clipping Nails in Church, and More

36

Herding Sheep in Iceland, Watching Hockey Respectfully, Hailing Cabs in Winter, and More

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Waiting on Forgotten Gifts, Noticing New Wigs, Gossiping About Monarchs, and More

38

Jumping Over Babies, Asking Callers to Announce Themselves, Giving Plants Without Pots, and More

39

Dressing for Vague Galas, Pushing In Dining Chairs, Taking Cookies Prematurely, and More

40

Apologizing in Mongolia, Speaking for Other People, Lying to Waiters, and More

41

Enduring Dishes You Dislike, Managing Ungrateful Gift Recipients, Acknowledging Victories Without Praise, and More

42

Second Helpings: Ordering Espresso in Italy, Asking for a Raise, Deflecting Rude Questions, and More

43

Second Helpings: Watching Kalle Anka, Receiving Compliments, Bringing Empty Containers to Restaurants, and More

44

Setting Dessert Cutlery Correctly, Attending New Year’s Eve Parties, Deflecting Donation Requests, and More

45

Curbing Phones at Dinner, Inviting Near-Strangers to Baby Showers, "Participating" in Hot Air Balloon Trips, and More

46

Pluralizing Names on Cards, Tipping Mariachi Bands, Wrapping Other People's Gifts, and More

47

Offering Unsolicited Botox, Photographing Hospital Patients, Using Pre-Divorce Stationery, and More

48

Adding "Carriages" to Invitations, Making Animal Sounds at Dinner, Alleging Underbaked Brownies, and More

49

Selling Soap to Wedding Guests, Eating Wine Corks, Tipping Hospital Valets, and More

50

Spotting Americans Abroad, Declining to Go Horseback Riding, Singing on Airplanes, and More

51

Decoding "Mountain Formal," Pacifying Picky Houseguests, Sharing Sushi Platters, and More

52

Second Helpings: Enjoying a Fika in Sweden, Staying at Bed & Breakfasts, Telling Guests What Not To Bring, and More

53

Second Helpings: Picking the Correct Utensil for Mac and Cheese, Spelling Like an Australian, Lingering Past Closing Time, and More

54

Wiping Fingers With a Yubifuki, Dining at Michelin-Starred Restaurants, Calling Strangers “Pal,” and More

55

Hosting Surprise Houseguests, Correcting Misspelled Signs, Sending Late Sympathy Cards, and More

56

Discovering Bone Dishes, Enduring Waiting Rooms, Texting Wedding Thank-Yous, and More

57

Dodging In-Law Requests, Melting Candy Bars in Diapers, Hiding Coffee Truths, and More

58

Using Napkins in Italy, Changing Passwords on Friends, Handing Strangers Your Phone, and More

59

Anniversary Bonus: Holding Teacups Properly, Escaping Boring People, Clapping for Plane Landings, and More

60

Overreacting to Messy Houseguests, Skipping a Friend’s Wedding, Wiping Down Sticky Trucks, and More

61

Meeting Amy Vanderbilt, Acknowledging Mysterious Gifts, Retrieving Lost Phones, and More

62

Rescuing Lost Chips, Taking Over Parties, Correcting People's Pronunciation, and More

63

Saving Seats in Singapore, Avoiding Unnecessary Meetings, Bringing Your Own Sodas, and More

64

Pouring Water Like Wine, Breaking Up Before Weddings, Tossing Hair on Floors, and More

65

Inviting Thirteen Guests, Attending Pool Parties, Hogging Laundry Machines, and More

66

Second Helpings: Demanding Birthday Cake, Putting Time Limits on Meals, Getting Nosy at the Pharmacy, and More

67

Second Helpings: Showing Up Empty-Handed, Riding French Elevators, Having Nice Weekends, and More

68

Abandoning Dinner Guests, Running Into Former Students, Singing Happy Birthday, and More

69

Responding to Invitations, Enjoying Tennis, Dipping French Fries, and More

70

Brushing Teeth in Airports, Taking Dessert from Buffets, Handling Unwanted Vacation Guests, and More

71

Flipping Over Cutlery, Making Friends in Kindergarten, Choosing Cup Holders, and More

72

Mowing Lawns Without Asking, Coordinating Invitation Responses, Dressing for Theme Weddings, and More

73

Second Helpings: Crashing White House Weddings, Stealing Flowers From Neighbors, Charging Phones In Public, and More

74

Playing Duck Duck Goose, Sending Out-of-Office Emails, Taking Free Food Samples, and More

75

Pulling Out Chairs, Sharing Photos with AI, Making Unreasonable Demands, and More

76

Seating Dinner Party Guests, Getting Spray Tans, Using Fake Addresses, and More

77

Scheduling Times With "Ish," Chewing Food on Calls, Socializing at Galas, and More

78

Handling Hot Potatoes, Claiming Seats at Buffets, Talking During Musicals, and More

79

Second Helpings: Objecting to Marriages, Watching Strangers' Luggage, Asking for More Chairs, and More

80

Second Helpings: Sending Signals With Cutlery, Partying in Art Galleries, Flushing Without Permission, and More

81

Waving Back by Mistake, Handling Bad Haircuts, Separating Groceries on Belts, and More

82

Vacationing at All-Inclusive Resorts, Demanding Cash at Weddings, Using Other People's Waterpiks, and More

83

Bailing on Bad Accommodations, Attending Virtual Housewarmings, Moving Meetings "Up," and More

84

Naming Dogs in France, Going to Open Houses, Reading Books in Bathrooms, and More

85

Accepting Unwanted Packages, Eating Duplicate Salads, Celebrating Letter Openers, and More

86

Complaining in Restaurants, Backing Out of Weddings, Taking People's Airline Seats, and More

87

Second Helpings: Dining Late in Spain, Taking Care of Pets, Using Toilet Bowl Brushes, and More

88

Bringing Ice to Parties, Ignoring Dungeon Masters’ Quests, Texting at the Movies, and More

89

Making Introductions, Attending Super Bowl Parties, Avoiding Bad Salad Dressings, and More

90

Ignoring Spouses on Airplanes, Sipping From Cocktail Straws, Using Napkins Outdoors, and More

91

Ordering Espresso in Italy, Asking for a Raise, Deflecting Rude Questions, and More

92

Remembering Wedding Anniversaries, Throwing Yourself Parties, Examining Other People's Zippers, and More

93

Second Helpings: Eating Cake With Ice Cream, Behaving in Movie Theaters, Cutting Nails in Public, and More

94

Second Helpings: Buttering Bread Properly, Going on First Dates, Ringing Bells for Service, and More

95

Second Helpings: Blasting Holiday Lights, Announcing Weddings in Holiday Cards, Reciprocating Expensive Gifts, and More

96

Celebrating Christmas With Fried Chicken, Tipping in Coffee Shops, Showing Gratitude for Gifts, and More

97

Gifting Frozen Vegetables, Enjoying Public Restrooms, Obsessing Over Necklaces, and More

98

Experiencing Lucha Libre, Perfecting Guest Rooms, Spying On Neighbors, and More

99

Hiding From Window Washers, Riding in Rental Cars, Lowering Toilet Lids, and More

100

Second Helpings: Mistaking Customers for Employees, Forgetting Previous Introductions, Washing Dishes Before Returning, and More