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Were You Raised By Wolves? — 365 episodes

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1

Lending Fancy Waffle Makers, Witnessing Coffee Shop Meltdowns, Demanding Raisins From Coworkers, and More

2

Turning Tables, Finding Lost Wallets, Boxing Up Free Desserts, and More

3

Vetoing Unpleasant Mahjong Players, Excluding Free Alcohol at Birthdays, Getting Caught Without Toilet Paper, and More

4

Spinning Lazy Susans, Saying "Bless You" After Sneezes, Lying to Telemarketers, and More

5

Driving Coworkers Home, Asking About Allergens, Calling Your Husband By Name, and More

6

Second Helpings: Loitering Around Toasters, Being Embarrassed by Employees, Picking Strangers' Teeth, and More

7

Second Helpings: Sequencing Cream and Jam on Scones, Glancing at Smartwatches, Scowling at Strangers, and More

8

Motoring with Manners, Sharing the Sidewalk, Charging Guests for Pizza, and More

9

Rescinding Getaway Invitations, Staking Unwanted Yard Signs, Choosing the Right Stationery, and More

10

Flying the Danish Flag, Ducking Out of Weddings, Roasting in Cocktail Attire, and More

11

Ending Endless Brunches, Dealing with Double Dippers, Greeting Bus Riders, and More

12

Asking About Brian, Living With Homeowners Associations, Redirecting a Birthday Gift, and More

13

Second Helpings: Sitting on Suitcases, Going on Ghost Tours, Being Disappointed by Mahi-Mahi, and More

14

Finding Cat Hair in Food, Picking People's Brains, CCing the Wrong Person, and More

15

Receiving Black Napkins, Squatting in Strangers' Kitchens, Slurping Smelly Foods, and More

16

Outrunning Your Friends, Bragging About Possum Sweaters, Renaming Your Coworkers, and More

17

Earning Girl Scout Badges, Washing Strawberries in Soda Fountains, Whisking Away Cake Plates, and More

18

Outing AI Videos, Evicting Lingering Guests, Reserving Paper Towels, and More

19

Decoding Different Cultures, Pursuing Dry Cleaners, Blasting Techno Music, and More

20

Second Helpings: Removing Shoes on Airplanes, Exiting Weddings Early, Welcoming Guests In, and More

21

Second Helpings: Eating Baguettes in France, Spitting Wine at Tastings, Returning Gifts to Guests, and More

22

Leaking Phone Numbers, Venting About Registries, Requesting the 'Man of the House,' and More

23

Very Special 300th Episode Extravaganza

24

Getting Married on Fridays, Putting In-Laws to Work, Singing Foreign National Anthems, and More

25

Closing Letters Properly, Feeding Finicky Visitors, Blinding Fellow Drivers, and More

26

Dropping State Names, Double-Thanking for Gifts, Arriving at Funerals Early, and More

27

Second Helpings: Faking Wedding Start Times, Asking for Gifts Back, Clipping Nails in Church, and More

28

Herding Sheep in Iceland, Watching Hockey Respectfully, Hailing Cabs in Winter, and More

29

Waiting on Forgotten Gifts, Noticing New Wigs, Gossiping About Monarchs, and More

30

Jumping Over Babies, Asking Callers to Announce Themselves, Giving Plants Without Pots, and More

31

Dressing for Vague Galas, Pushing In Dining Chairs, Taking Cookies Prematurely, and More

32

Apologizing in Mongolia, Speaking for Other People, Lying to Waiters, and More

33

Enduring Dishes You Dislike, Managing Ungrateful Gift Recipients, Acknowledging Victories Without Praise, and More

34

Second Helpings: Ordering Espresso in Italy, Asking for a Raise, Deflecting Rude Questions, and More

35

Second Helpings: Watching Kalle Anka, Receiving Compliments, Bringing Empty Containers to Restaurants, and More

36

Setting Dessert Cutlery Correctly, Attending New Year’s Eve Parties, Deflecting Donation Requests, and More

37

Curbing Phones at Dinner, Inviting Near-Strangers to Baby Showers, "Participating" in Hot Air Balloon Trips, and More

38

Pluralizing Names on Cards, Tipping Mariachi Bands, Wrapping Other People's Gifts, and More

39

Offering Unsolicited Botox, Photographing Hospital Patients, Using Pre-Divorce Stationery, and More

40

Adding "Carriages" to Invitations, Making Animal Sounds at Dinner, Alleging Underbaked Brownies, and More

41

Selling Soap to Wedding Guests, Eating Wine Corks, Tipping Hospital Valets, and More

42

Spotting Americans Abroad, Declining to Go Horseback Riding, Singing on Airplanes, and More

43

Decoding "Mountain Formal," Pacifying Picky Houseguests, Sharing Sushi Platters, and More

44

Second Helpings: Enjoying a Fika in Sweden, Staying at Bed & Breakfasts, Telling Guests What Not To Bring, and More

45

Second Helpings: Picking the Correct Utensil for Mac and Cheese, Spelling Like an Australian, Lingering Past Closing Time, and More

46

Wiping Fingers With a Yubifuki, Dining at Michelin-Starred Restaurants, Calling Strangers “Pal,” and More

47

Hosting Surprise Houseguests, Correcting Misspelled Signs, Sending Late Sympathy Cards, and More

48

Discovering Bone Dishes, Enduring Waiting Rooms, Texting Wedding Thank-Yous, and More

49

Dodging In-Law Requests, Melting Candy Bars in Diapers, Hiding Coffee Truths, and More

50

Using Napkins in Italy, Changing Passwords on Friends, Handing Strangers Your Phone, and More

51

Anniversary Bonus: Holding Teacups Properly, Escaping Boring People, Clapping for Plane Landings, and More

52

Overreacting to Messy Houseguests, Skipping a Friend’s Wedding, Wiping Down Sticky Trucks, and More

53

Meeting Amy Vanderbilt, Acknowledging Mysterious Gifts, Retrieving Lost Phones, and More

54

Rescuing Lost Chips, Taking Over Parties, Correcting People's Pronunciation, and More

55

Saving Seats in Singapore, Avoiding Unnecessary Meetings, Bringing Your Own Sodas, and More

56

Pouring Water Like Wine, Breaking Up Before Weddings, Tossing Hair on Floors, and More

57

Inviting Thirteen Guests, Attending Pool Parties, Hogging Laundry Machines, and More

58

Second Helpings: Demanding Birthday Cake, Putting Time Limits on Meals, Getting Nosy at the Pharmacy, and More

59

Second Helpings: Showing Up Empty-Handed, Riding French Elevators, Having Nice Weekends, and More

60

Abandoning Dinner Guests, Running Into Former Students, Singing Happy Birthday, and More

61

Responding to Invitations, Enjoying Tennis, Dipping French Fries, and More

62

Brushing Teeth in Airports, Taking Dessert from Buffets, Handling Unwanted Vacation Guests, and More

63

Flipping Over Cutlery, Making Friends in Kindergarten, Choosing Cup Holders, and More

64

Mowing Lawns Without Asking, Coordinating Invitation Responses, Dressing for Theme Weddings, and More

65

Second Helpings: Crashing White House Weddings, Stealing Flowers From Neighbors, Charging Phones In Public, and More

66

Playing Duck Duck Goose, Sending Out-of-Office Emails, Taking Free Food Samples, and More

67

Pulling Out Chairs, Sharing Photos with AI, Making Unreasonable Demands, and More

68

Seating Dinner Party Guests, Getting Spray Tans, Using Fake Addresses, and More

69

Scheduling Times With "Ish," Chewing Food on Calls, Socializing at Galas, and More

70

Handling Hot Potatoes, Claiming Seats at Buffets, Talking During Musicals, and More

71

Second Helpings: Objecting to Marriages, Watching Strangers' Luggage, Asking for More Chairs, and More

72

Second Helpings: Sending Signals With Cutlery, Partying in Art Galleries, Flushing Without Permission, and More

73

Waving Back by Mistake, Handling Bad Haircuts, Separating Groceries on Belts, and More

74

Vacationing at All-Inclusive Resorts, Demanding Cash at Weddings, Using Other People's Waterpiks, and More

75

Bailing on Bad Accommodations, Attending Virtual Housewarmings, Moving Meetings "Up," and More

76

Naming Dogs in France, Going to Open Houses, Reading Books in Bathrooms, and More

77

Accepting Unwanted Packages, Eating Duplicate Salads, Celebrating Letter Openers, and More

78

Complaining in Restaurants, Backing Out of Weddings, Taking People's Airline Seats, and More

79

Second Helpings: Dining Late in Spain, Taking Care of Pets, Using Toilet Bowl Brushes, and More

80

Bringing Ice to Parties, Ignoring Dungeon Masters’ Quests, Texting at the Movies, and More

81

Making Introductions, Attending Super Bowl Parties, Avoiding Bad Salad Dressings, and More

82

Ignoring Spouses on Airplanes, Sipping From Cocktail Straws, Using Napkins Outdoors, and More

83

Ordering Espresso in Italy, Asking for a Raise, Deflecting Rude Questions, and More

84

Remembering Wedding Anniversaries, Throwing Yourself Parties, Examining Other People's Zippers, and More

85

Second Helpings: Eating Cake With Ice Cream, Behaving in Movie Theaters, Cutting Nails in Public, and More

86

Second Helpings: Buttering Bread Properly, Going on First Dates, Ringing Bells for Service, and More

87

Second Helpings: Blasting Holiday Lights, Announcing Weddings in Holiday Cards, Reciprocating Expensive Gifts, and More

88

Celebrating Christmas With Fried Chicken, Tipping in Coffee Shops, Showing Gratitude for Gifts, and More

89

Gifting Frozen Vegetables, Enjoying Public Restrooms, Obsessing Over Necklaces, and More

90

Experiencing Lucha Libre, Perfecting Guest Rooms, Spying On Neighbors, and More

91

Hiding From Window Washers, Riding in Rental Cars, Lowering Toilet Lids, and More

92

Second Helpings: Mistaking Customers for Employees, Forgetting Previous Introductions, Washing Dishes Before Returning, and More

93

Surviving Burning Man, Staring at Tattoos, Sending Extra Holiday Cards, and More

94

Handling Stray Hairs, Backing out of Dinner Parties, Tipping for Strangers, and More

95

Sitting on Suitcases, Going on Ghost Tours, Being Disappointed by Mahi-Mahi, and More

96

Picking People's Brains, Dividing Group Gifts Fairly, Whittling Excessive Guest Lists, and More

97

Second Helpings: Squeezing Grapefruits, Paying for Damaged Pans, Photographing Great Danes, and More

98

Savoring Soufflés, Responding to Condolence Notes, Keeping Cutlery at Buffets, and More

99

Avoiding Dance Videos, Roaming Around in Robes, Enforcing Coaster Usage, and More

100

Crossing the Equator, Going Apple Picking, Deciphering Bathroom Signs, and More

101

Passing Along Discounts, Letting Toilets Mellow, Avoiding Wearing Black Tie, and More

102

Managing Multiple Chopsticks, Behaving at Baggage Claims, Whining About Wedding Menus, and More

103

Second Helpings: Feeling Obligated to Babysit, Serving Sliced Lemons, Fixing Friends' Typos, and More

104

Second Helpings: Verifying Wedding RSVPs, Hogging Restaurant Gift Certificates, Using Hosts' Expensive Bath Products, and More

105

Getting Passive-Aggressive with Tissues, Tossing Spoiled Food, Calling Out Rudeness, and More

106

Spitting Watermelon Seeds, Behaving While Bowling, Throwing Spoons on Airplanes, and More

107

Demanding Gift Cards, Meeting up With Childhood Friends, Sticking Fingers in Wine Glasses, and More

108

Experiencing Finnish Saunas, Leaving Long Voice Notes, Raining on People's Parades, and More

109

Knocking on Doors, Handling Overbearing Mothers-In-Law, Cleaning Supermarket Floors, and Much More

110

Second Helpings: Wearing Hats, Behaving on Boats, Remembering Song Lyrics, and More

111

Second Helpings: Telling Cooks They're Terrible, Leaving Cash on Tables, Handling Wet Laundry, and More

112

Sequencing Cream and Jam on Scones, Glancing at Smartwatches, Scowling at Strangers, and More

113

Saying "You're Welcome" Unprompted, Cleaning up After Squirrels, Asking Wedding Guests to Bring Ice, and More

114

Stealing Parking Spaces, Closing Bathroom Doors, Arriving Late to Classes, and More

115

Escaping Unwanted Potlucks, Avoiding Teenaged Guests, Opting Out of Thank You Notes, and More

116

Using Bouillon Cups, Surviving Book Clubs, Changing Plans on Guests, and More

117

Second Helpings: Sending Wedding Cards to Exes, Being Polite to Smart Speakers, Asking People for Favors, and More

118

Faking Wedding Start Times, Asking for Gifts Back, Clipping Nails in Church, and More

119

Getting Things Monogrammed, Behaving at Brunch, Requesting Graduation Money, and More

120

Removing Shoes on Airplanes, Exiting Weddings Early, Welcoming Guests In, and More

121

Enjoying Petit Fours, Visiting New York City, Tracking Down Perishable Gifts, and More

122

Stealing Hotel Rooms, Escaping Dinner Parties, Grabbing Costco Canapés, and More

123

Discovering Letitia Baldrige, Handling Airport Pickups, Brushing Teeth at the Office, and More

124

Cordially Invited: Sara Jane Ho

125

Second Helpings: Passing Salt and Pepper, Asking for Pickles, Running Into Acquaintances, and More

126

Cordially Invited: William Hanson

127

Sharing Burgers in Restaurants, Splitting AirBNBs Fairly, Inquiring About Lip Filler, and More

128

Eating Baguettes in France, Spitting Wine at Tastings, Returning Gifts to Guests, and More

129

Loitering Around Toasters, Being Embarrassed by Employees, Picking Strangers' Teeth, and More

130

Identifying Salt and Pepper Shakers, Using AI for Thank You Notes, Walking Up Escalators, and More

131

Taking Flowers From Funerals, Giving Guests Plastic Cutlery, Asking About People's Weight, and More

132

Eating Soft Boiled Eggs, Getting A Professional Massage, Being Judgy at Airports, and More

133

Second Helpings: Commandeering Televisions, RSVPing to Facebook Events, Returning Shopping Carts, and More

134

Dressing Your Personality at Weddings, Helping People Who Trip, Giving Money to Cashiers, and More

135

Thanking Emperors for Tea, Traveling With Pets, Stealing Wipes at the Gym, and More

136

Using Squeegees in Showers, Stopping Judgy Comments, Asking Strangers for Wedding Cash, and More

137

Numbering Floors, Making Others Uncomfortable, Picking Teeth in Public, and More

138

Objecting to Marriages, Watching Strangers' Luggage, Asking for More Chairs, and More

139

Eating Napoleons, Using Annoying Email Phrases, Looking Nice on Subways, and More

140

Second Helpings: Following Dress Codes, Copying Roommates' Décor, Clearing Plates, and More

141

Second Helpings: Grabbing Fresher Milk, Escaping Unwanted Reunions, Returning Bad Sangria, and More

142

Inviting Dogs Into Your Home, Lowering Gift-Giving Anxiety, Crashing Birthday Parties, and More

143

Watching Kalle Anka, Receiving Compliments, Bringing Empty Containers to Restaurants, and More

144

Licking Yogurt Lids, Calling Stores for Help, Running Out of Dining Chairs, and More

145

Sending Holiday Cards, Finding Bear Skulls, Dropping Umbrellas, and More

146

Holding Subway Doors, Sending Preprinted Cards, Using Recycled Vases, and More

147

Second Helpings: Obeying Little Signs, Coordinating Pot Lucks, Buying Concert Tickets, and More

148

Eating Raw Oysters, Behaving at Concerts, Tipping With Lottery Tickets, and More

149

Requiring Marriage Certificates, Reimbursing Acquaintances, Taking New York Taxis, and More

150

Using the Correct Fork, Passing on Invitations, Traveling With Dogs, and More

151

Breaking Apart Bananas in Supermarkets, Sending Wedding Invitations Via Text, Bailing on Dinners in Paris, and More

152

Second Helpings: Eating Croissants, Pretending Not to Notice, Missing Plumbers, and More

153

Very Special 200th Episode Extravaganza

154

Keeping Hot Sauce for Guests, Decanting White Wines, Hanging Coats on Airplanes, and More

155

Buttering Bread Properly, Going on First Dates, Ringing Bells for Service, and More

156

Replacing Lost Gloves, Arriving at Parties Too Early, Commandeering Other People’s Dates, and More

157

Second Helpings: Celebrating Bidet Day, Living in Dorm Rooms, Withholding Pony Rides, and More

158

Dining Late in Spain, Taking Care of Pets, Using Toilet Bowl Brushes, and More

159

Throwing Surprise Parties, Using Revolving Doors, Responding to Rude Texts, and More

160

Crashing White House Weddings, Stealing Flowers From Neighbors, Charging Phones In Public, and More

161

Saving Café Seats, Overstuffing Shared Fridges, Rescheduling Marathons, and More

162

Eating Green Beans, Handling Group Texts, Fibbing on Busses, and More

163

Demanding Birthday Cake, Putting Time Limits on Meals, Getting Nosy at the Pharmacy, and More

164

Suspending Coffee, Being A Good Customer, Eating on Camera, and More

165

Second Helpings: Going Camping, Being Uninvited to Weddings, Giving Gift Cards, and More

166

Second Helpings: Gaslighting Bosses, Addressing Postcards, Trashing Swag, and More

167

Sharing Casino Winnings, Taking Photos at Landmarks, Honking at Friends, and More

168

Wording Wedding Invitations, Behaving on Trains, Picking Strangers' Figs, and More

169

Grabbing Fresher Milk, Escaping Unwanted Reunions, Returning Bad Sangria, and More

170

Handling Chronic Complainers, Paying Bar Tabs, Choosing Garnishes, and More

171

Second Helpings: Flying the Flag at Half-Staff, Being the Perfect House Sitter, Using Charity Return Address Stickers, and More

172

Insulting People's Talent, Ignoring Polite Signs, Flying Without Headphones, and More

173

Giving Anniversary Gifts, Enjoying Theme Parks, Sharing Hotel Rooms, and More

174

Skipping Sit-Down Dinners, Using Too Many Towels, Upgrading Friends on Flights, and More

175

Eating Artichokes, Enjoying Airport Lounges, Tucking In Chairs, and More

176

Escaping Charity Solicitations, Writing Wedding Invitations, Ghosting Hair Dressers, and More

177

Enjoying a Fika in Sweden, Staying at Bed & Breakfasts, Telling Guests What Not To Bring, and More

178

Second Helpings: Eating Like Europeans, Signing Business Emails, Giving Repeat Gifts, and More

179

Invoicing Guests for Parties, Spitting in Public, Ruining Spa Days, and More

180

Sending Wedding Cards to Exes, Being Polite to Smart Speakers, Asking People for Favors, and More

181

Tossing Food at Hotels, Sharing Discount Tips, Entering Without Knocking, and More

182

Passing Salt and Pepper, Asking for Pickles, Running Into Acquaintances, and More

183

Correcting People's Grammar, Declining Expensive Invitations, Sharing EV Charging Stations, and More

184

Throwing Bridal Showers, Losing Lasagna Privileges, Contacting Noisy Neighbors, and More

185

Second Helpings: Cutting Lines, Answering Phones, Picking Berries, and More

186

Taking Calls on Treadmills, Discarding Broken Freezers, Surviving Middle School, and More

187

Eating Cake With Ice Cream, Behaving in Movie Theaters, Cutting Nails in Public, and More

188

Returning Dirty Handkerchiefs, Reading Office Emails Aloud, Getting Permission from References, and More

189

Eating Rambutans, Using QR Code Menus, Paying For Free Theatre, and More

190

Sharing French Fries Fairly, Doing Dishes Incorrectly, Inviting Enemies to Parties, and More

191

Eating Off Trenchers, Butting Into Conversations, Serving Instant Coffee, and More

192

Second Helpings: Giving Red Envelopes, Reseating in Theaters, Cancelling on Friends, and More

193

Second Helpings: Tipping at the Holidays, Ordering Too Much at Drive-Thrus, Begging for Gifts, and More

194

Blasting Holiday Lights, Announcing Weddings in Holiday Cards, Reciprocating Expensive Gifts, and More

195

Surviving the Holidays, Running in Cemeteries, Using Enormous Napkins, and More

196

Picking the Correct Utensil for Mac and Cheese, Spelling Like an Australian, Lingering Past Closing Time, and More

197

Double-Dipping in Fondue, Ignoring Grandchildren, Squeaking at the Theatre, and More

198

Enjoying Fancy Hotel Baths, Waking Snoring People, Returning Caning Jars, and More

199

Toasting in Hungary, Dining Alone, Regifting Host Gifts, and More

200

Asking for Doggie Bags, Sharing Train Outlets, Bringing Your Own Water, and More

201

Enjoying Tuscan Bread, Handling Difficult Bridesmaids, Avoiding Gate Lice, and More

202

Verifying Wedding RSVPs, Hogging Restaurant Gift Certificates, Using Hosts' Expensive Bath Products, and More

203

Eating Sushi Properly, Donating Items to Charity, Arguing During Zumba Class, and More

204

Second Helpings: Being Late for Surprise Parties, Sending Provocative Selfies, Lighting Candles, and More

205

Escaping Excessive Birthday Plans, Updating Professional References, Sharing Phone Chargers, and More

206

Celebrating Bidet Day, Living in Dorm Rooms, Withholding Pony Rides, and More

207

Sending Electronic Birthday Cards, Telling People You're Moving, Making Voice Calls on Airplanes, and More

208

Enjoying High Tea, Overcoming Terrible Handwriting, Tipping for Gas in New Jersey, and More

209

Second Helpings: Enjoying Peking Duck, Borrowing DVDs Without Returning Them, Flaunting Office Ice Cube Rules, and More

210

Wearing Hotel Robes, RSVPing with Explanations, Waving on Rural Roads, and More

211

Going Camping, Being Uninvited to Weddings, Giving Gift Cards, and More

212

Harvesting Office Cilantro, Returning Dirty Aprons, Painting Nails on Airplanes, and More

213

Slurping Ice Cream Sodas, Shopping at Farmers Markets, Finding Silver Linings, and More

214

Giving People Shopping Lists, Receiving Mysterious Gifts, Ruining People's Weddings, and More

215

Behaving In Group Fitness Classes, Being Nosy About Engagement Rings, Littering in Rome, and More

216

Leaving Items Behind, Using Postcards for Wedding Thank You Notes, Talking Loudly on Airplanes, and More

217

Eating Soup Dumplings, Navigating Airport Security, Waving While Driving, and More

218

Second Helpings: Attending Polo Matches, Inquiring About Missing Invitations, Receiving Outrageous Emails, and More

219

Sharing Combs at Gyms, Hijacking Hiking Plans, Starting Toilet Paper Rolls, and More

220

Eating Pizza, Singing Karaoke, Criticizing Cultures, and More

221

Removing Shoes at Weddings, Opening Neighbors' Mail, Being Empty-Handed at Potlucks, and More

222

Throwing Parties for Disliked Bosses, Taking Responsibility for Dryer Lint, Cleaning Rugs Late at Night, and More

223

Going to Drive-Thrus Near Closing Time, Asking for Drink Refills, Throwing Parties During Weddings, and More

224

Drinking Tea with Milk, Wearing Bright Colors At Funerals, Parking In Someone Else's Spot, and More

225

Taking House Tours, Backing Out of Dinners, Attending Surprise Weddings, and More

226

Enjoying Escargot, Traveling with Co-workers, Sharing Hot Tubs, and More

227

Singing Along During Musicals, Flipping Over Wine Bottles, Using Dirty Bathrooms, and More

228

Passing People in Theaters, Removing Shoes in Homes, Using Coasters Properly, and More

229

Eating Chocolate Truffles, Breaking Up With Gym Partners, Giving Up Your Window Seat, and More

230

Enjoying Aperitivi, Behaving at Dog Parks, Gifting Towel Racks, and More

231

Crashing Open Houses, Demanding Wedding Photos, Stealing Hand Lotion, and More

232

Pressing the Flight Attendant Call Button, Eating Drippy Sandwiches, Throwing Bags in Cafes, and More

233

Ordering Appetizers Without Asking, Buffering in Restrooms, Borrowing Bathing Suits, and More

234

Meeting Royalty, Calling Out Lazy People, Malfunctioning Umbrellas, and More

235

Turning People Orange, Ordering Extra Courses, Clipping Nails in Public, and More

236

Drinking Turkish Coffee, Behaving at the Gym, Returning Holiday Cards, and More

237

Declining Double Dates, Gifting Unwanted Jams, Bailing on Weddings, and More

238

Using Mourning Stationery, Talking While Chewing, Fixing Flat Tires, and More

239

Mistaking Customers for Employees, Forgetting Previous Introductions, Washing Dishes Before Returning, and More

240

Giving Red Envelopes, Reseating in Theaters, Cancelling on Friends, and More

241

Feeling Obligated to Babysit, Serving Sliced Lemons, Fixing Friends' Typos, and More

242

Following Dress Codes, Copying Roommates' Décor, Clearing Plates, and More

243

Glaring at Others, Hanging up Coats, Picking Up Trash, and More

244

Holding Teacups, Tying Up Boats, Telling People They Look Tired, and More

245

Second Helpings: A few of our favorite things

246

Gifting Pajamas, Expecting Cards With Money, Tipping at the Holidays, and More

247

Eating French Fries, Misspelling Names, Littering at Disneyland, and More

248

Choosing Cake Flavors, Embarrassing Teenagers, Showing Up with Wet Hair, and More

249

Devastating People With a Glance, Interviewing for Colleges, Discouraging Office Interruptions, and More

250

Spending Other People's Money, Tipping Sanitation Workers, Going Rogue at Weddings, and More

251

Squeezing Grapefruits, Paying for Damaged Pans, Photographing Great Danes, and More

252

Leaving Dirty Diapers, Chatting in Supermarkets, Dining Left-Handed, and More

253

Obeying Little Signs, Coordinating Pot Lucks, Buying Concert Tickets, and More

254

Sending Unimpressive Flowers, Running Other People's AirBNBs, Abandoning Friends in Airports, and More

255

Playing Games, Gifting Soap, Petting Dogs, and More

256

Gaslighting Bosses, Addressing Postcards, Trashing Swag, and More

257

Sending Signals With Cutlery, Partying in Art Galleries, Flushing Without Permission, and More

258

Slipping Out of Parties, Preventing Excess RSVPs, Stopping Coworker Texts, and More

259

Wearing Hats, Behaving on Boats, Remembering Song Lyrics, and More

260

Telling Cooks They're Terrible, Leaving Cash on Tables, Handling Wet Laundry, and More

261

Wearing Name Tags, Shopping Yard Sales, Fat-Shaming Pets, and More

262

Breaking Up With Hairdressers, Crashing Bachelor Parties, Cracking Eggs, and More

263

Eating Croissants, Pretending Not to Notice, Missing Plumbers, and More

264

Drinking Abandoned Sodas, Skipping Destination Weddings, Squeezing into Revolving Doors, and More

265

Very Special 100th Episode Extravaganza

266

Telling People to Smile, Judging People’s Homes, Keeping Quiet in Gazebos, and More

267

Eating Bananas Properly, Sipping With Straws, Spraying Colognes on Buses, and More

268

Commandeering Televisions, RSVPing to Facebook Events, Returning Shopping Carts, and More

269

Giving Business Cards in Japan, Behaving in Locker Rooms, Ignoring Ventriloquists, and More

270

Interrupting Excessive Talkers, Proposing to Bridesmaids, Criticizing Soups, and More

271

Reusing Napkins, Attending Movie Premiers, Hanging up on People, and More

272

Building Fences, Following-up on Gifts, Running Out of Hot Water, and More

273

Attending Polo Matches, Inquiring About Missing Invitations, Receiving Outrageous Emails, and More

274

Commandeering Gym Saunas, Demanding Money From Grandchildren, Dressing Like Identical Twins, and More

275

Enjoying Peking Duck, Borrowing DVDs Without Returning Them, Flaunting Office Ice Cube Rules, and More

276

Eating Pop-Tarts, Boarding Airplanes, Returning Overdue Library Books, and More

277

Flying the Flag at Half-Staff, Being the Perfect House Sitter, Using Charity Return Address Stickers, and More

278

Inviting Yourself To Other People's Vacations, Handling Unwanted Art, Wearing White to Weddings, and More

279

Vacuuming in Germany, Turning Friends Into Third Wheels, Giving Gift Receipts, and More

280

Adding Ice Cubes to Wine, Wiping Down Gym Equipment, Shouting in Supermarkets, and More

281

Being Late for Surprise Parties, Sending Provocative Selfies, Lighting Candles, and More

282

Buying Engagement Rings, Eating Lunches on Zoom, Snapping at Waiters, and More

283

Asking About Botox, Reaching for the Right Glass, Stealing Packages, and More

284

Strip Mining Tarte Tatins, Paying What You Think Is Fair, Eating Quail With Your Hands, and More

285

Eating Kit Kat Bars, Wearing Perfumes, Forcing Cake Forks, and More

286

Burdening Friends with Cake, Ousting Toxic Club Members, Tidying Up Messy Schools, and More

287

Enjoying Pho, Harassing Celebrities, Profiting Off Friends, and More

288

Trespassing Nomads, Getting Loud in Hot Tubs, Receiving Unwanted Gifts, and More

289

Saving Water in Japan, Smoking on Gondolas, Using Treadmill Desks, and More

290

Screaming Out of Limousines, Loading Dishwashers Properly, Keeping Unwanted Photos, and More

291

Eating King Cakes, Hijacking Vacations, Finding Surprises in the Trash, and More

292

Eating Spaghetti, Avoiding Chatty Neighbors, Starving at Dinner Parties, and More

293

Showing Up Empty-Handed, Riding French Elevators, Having Nice Weekends, and More

294

Wearing Sequins, Flirting Politely, Thanking Good Samaritans, and More

295

Paying for Party Crashers, Sharing Pregnancy News, Drinking Cappuccinos in Italy, and More

296

Stealing People's Spotlights, Tipping While Bartering, Leaving Negative Reviews, and More

297

Eating Caviar, Imagining Etiquette of the Future, Hiding During Video Conferences, and More

298

Sharing Sonograms, Sending Company-wide Emails, Cleaning AirBNBs, and More

299

Flying on Private Planes, Forgetting To Take Gum Out, Blowing Leaves Blindly, and More

300

Napping Without Permission, Removing Price Tags, Positioning Toilet Lids, and More

301

Tipping at the Holidays, Ordering Too Much at Drive-Thrus, Begging for Gifts, and More

302

Hanging Wind Chimes, Questioning People's Choices, Being Overly Competitive, and More

303

Eating French Cheeses, Going Home for the Holidays, Blowing Up Other People's Credit Cards, and More

304

Flipping through Wall Calendars, Enduring Boring Relatives, Waiting to be Noticed, and More

305

Asking for Favors, Borrowing Spices, Using Service Plates, and More

306

Gifting Peacocks, Paying with Benjamins, Ignoring DMs, and More

307

Touching Fruit in Italy, Flossing in Public, Answering the Door in a Robe, and More

308

Asking Doctors to Wash Their Hands, Waiting for Bosses to Show Up, Yawning Too Much, and More

309

Poaching Friends, Putting Elbows on Tables, Refusing Old Soup, and More

310

Hosting Against Your Will, Reheating Leftovers at the Office, Inviting Yourself to Events, and More

311

Eating Like Europeans, Signing Business Emails, Giving Repeat Gifts, and More

312

Ranking Wedding Guests, Refusing Requests for Money, Prodding Slow Charities, and More

313

Wearing White After Labor Day, Apologizing Correctly, Sending Glitter, and More

314

Hiking on Trails, Criticizing Your In-laws, Writing in Cursive, and More

315

Cutting Lines, Answering Phones, Picking Berries, and More

316

Meeting New Neighbors, Going Overboard with Gifts, Avoiding Carpools, and More

317

Slamming Car Doors, Eating Cocktail Garnishes, Borrowing from Friends, and More

318

Handling Mothers-In-Law, Disobeying Gift Instructions, Exiting Gracefully, and More

319

Eating Corn on the Cob, Asking Someone's Age, Ignoring RSVPs, and More

320

Sliding Into a Stranger’s DMs, Leaving Dirty Dishes at the Office, Using Wedding Gifts Before the Wedding, and More

321

Giving Toasts, Blowing Bubbles, Leaving Out Cash, and More

322

Texting During Therapy, Cutting in Lines, Uninviting Guests, and More

323

Meddling Neighbors, Pre-approving Gifts, Flying the American Flag, and More

324

Wedding Bonus: Bringing Your Own Food, Skipping Thank You Notes, Inviting Yourself, and More

325

Eating Lobsters, Leaving Group Texts, Bashing Hometowns, and More

326

Wedding Bonus: Asking for Cash, Declining Invitations, Giving Gifts, and More

327

Attending Zoom Parties, Wearing Cummerbunds, Giving Babies "Weird" Names, and More

328

Orienting Toilet Paper Rolls, Sending Insincere Invitations, FOMOing on Venmo, and More

329

Ordering at Drive-Thrus, Offering Tap Water, Passing Ports, and More

330

Using Knives on Salads, Holding Doors for Others, Tipping on Discounts, and More

331

Ghosting, Visiting Renaissance Fairs, Using Hot Towels, and More

332

Receiving Tacky Gifts, Cracking Knuckles, Knocking Before Entering, and More

333

Making Small Talk, Eating Pistachios, Recognizing Celebrities, and More

334

Invoicing Party Guests, Keeping Scent Secrets, Walking Around Barefoot, and More

335

Raiding Strangers' Fridges, Wearing Backpacks on Subways, Declining Multi-Level Marketers, and More

336

Eating Cheetos, Knitting in Public, Calling Dibs, and More

337

Borrowing Money, Forgetting Invitations, Saving Forks, and More

338

Unfollowing Exes, Standing on Escalators, Vaping in Offices, and More

339

Scolding in Elevators, Tipping Bathroom Attendants, Worrying for Others, and More

340

Eating Oreos Properly, Dumping Your Hair Stylist, Seating Incomplete Parties, and More

341

Eco-shaming Friends, Giving Gifts in China, Visiting a Hospital, and More

342

Criticizing Wedding Dresses, Spreading Rumors, Splitting Cupcakes, and More

343

Stealing Baby Names, Ignoring Emails, Garnishing Without Consent, and More

344

Snuggling Aggressively, Giving Damaged Gifts, Tipping Only 1%, and More

345

Sabotaging Recipes, Tossing Napkins, Blocking Stairs, and More

346

Returning Wedding Gifts, Paying for Birthday Parties, Locking Out Relatives, and More

347

Reclining on an Airplane, Using Finger Bowls, Hitting Reply All, and More

348

Unloading Emotional Baggage, Planting Cherry Trees, Humming Aggressively, and More

349

Clinking Glasses, Making Eye Contact on the Subway, Tipping Tow Truck Drivers, and More

350

Regifting Fruitcakes, Partying at the Office, Taking Down Your Tree, and More

351

Using Chopsticks in a Thai Restaurant, Being Prompt, Giving People Personal Space, and More

352

Greeting with a Kiss, Going Rogue at a Dinner Party, Getting Catfished, and More

353

Eating Soup, Giving Compliments, Entering Without Knocking, and More

354

Talking Politics, Being Vegan, Saying Grace, Bringing Tupperware, and More

355

Ordering Wine in a Restaurant, Writing Condolence Letters, Talking in Elevators, and More

356

Texting Late at Night, Escaping Dinner Parties, Regifting Dreamcatchers, and More

357

Eating Grapes the Wrong Way, Exercising in the Airplane Bulkhead, Texting Thank You Notes, and More

358

Halloween Helpings: Dealing with Greedy Children, Choosing Appropriate Costumes, Being Too Old for Trick-or-Treating, and More

359

Removing Socks on Airplanes, Splitting Bills at Brunch, Hosting Weddings on Grass, and More

360

Leaving Your Spouse in Coach, Confronting Celebrity Neighbors, Avoiding Obnoxious Colleagues, and More

361

Congratulating Brides, Sending Food Back, Leaving Voicemails, Remembering Names, and More

362

Wearing Windsuits, Ghosting Colleagues, Seasoning Food, Flagging Waiters, and More

363

Popping Champagne, Cancelling Plans, Double-Dipping, and More

364

Snooping in Medicine Cabinets, Tipping on Take-out, Going to the Opera, and More

365

Sneak Peek: Were you raised by wolves?