All Episodes

bouncer throws me out during livestream

stalkers crashed my party

we play playdate bingo!

the last blanket at the sleepover

you hinge'd me

willy ran the boston marathon

she peed on the coach's whistle

wizarding my girlfriend

coachella for podcasts

200th episode goes INSANE

I got the yips as a waiter

I went through her phone

clothed at a nudist resort

willy’s livestream disaster

reading more of your confessions

how to 10x your life

prank calling listeners

the worst chipmunk to work with w/ David Cross

prank calling homeowners

hopefully we have 32k subs when this comes out

we wrote trivia team names that don’t exist w/ Mary Shalaby

we wrote country songs that don’t exist

we wrote family guy cutaways that don’t exist

we wrote the office plots that don't exist w/ Maddy Kelly

getting lid mogged

we caught the office thief

the craziest night out in tokyo

writing malcolm in the middle plots that don't exist

what it's like to drink around Tokyo DisneySea

my welcome to greek life moment

we went to Japan!

drunk on the field trip w/ Willie Simon

reading your confessions

I food poisoned myself

our first hollywood party

ChatGPT is my trainer w/ Luke Null

we’re in the Wall Street Journal!

the man with the golden ass

ins and outs for 2026 w/ Billy Langdon

doomsday peppers

a very playdate christmas

white boy of the year

dog medicine made me levitate

cgi friday's

a dog licked my WHAT

what it’s like to drink around catalina island

dating my AI bot

is it long enough? w/ Strider Wilson

blackout wednesday

pretending to be a Make-A-Wish kid w/ Eilise Patton

guess who’s back!

WHAT IT’S LIKE TO DRINK AROUND EPCOT

are guys too scared to say this? w/ Julia DiCesare

GETTING CAUGHT IN THE ACT w/ Luke Null

rusty has a STALKER

willy's BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

willy's SPOOKY news

CRAZY OFFICE MELTDOWN

bush on main

willy's computer wife

willy's viral marathon

we thought we would have 22k subs by now...

LIVE FROM ANN ARBOR

we're on the news! w/ tom brokaw

are we chopped and unc?

most insane episode yet

going RAW

lauren left WHAT in her desk???

a special 2 year anniversary episode

going birthday mode

new producer just dropped

the shrimp guillotine

our hibachi chef stayed the night

we fought our landlord

we counted every squirrel in los angeles

get simpson'd

hottest pet names for your s/o

we drank around harry potter world

pooping at the club with the door open

i threw a porcupine at an intruder

the cia made me cheat on my gf

lauren's farewell

we wrote love songs again w/ luke null

my naked polaroids got leaked

fake curb your enthusiasm plots w/ liam cullagh

i taught rusty how to chafe his nipples

we need to talk…

alex cooper is my cousin

men yearn to dig

why every floridian needs a skin fade

kinky uber driver

the game of telephone ruined my life

block your ex on spotify

why my date dumped a drink on me

the grunions had a party

we surfed a tsunami

going villain mode on my lazy roommate

we found the only 60s guy in the world

i almost experienced korean fan death

i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)

i got stalked by a live streamer

rusty crop-dusted an innocent man

we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell

is that an AI dog?

i hit my barista with my car

sneaking my uncle into stagecoach

we got kicked out of boston w/ grace o‘malley

i'm asexual?

my plane caught on fire w/ billy langdon

100th episode goes NUTS

we auditioned for a reality dating show w/ nut

how to flirt with women at the bar

garbage men hate WHAT religion?! w/ mary shalaby

eat THREE lunches a day to lose weight

a skunk sprayed us HARD w/ tanner agpoon

she kissed the waiter on our date

kebab fever destroyed my relationship

how we became the bad boys of podcasting

drinking in 11 countries in one day

we wrote songs about our breakups w/ luke null

life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)

liam cullagh fought his guidance counselor

constructing the ultimate birdhouse

we turned ourselves in to the police

crying in the barbershop

rusty faces a lawsuit w/ chet collins

we interviewed the first ever talking dog

we built the biggest rube goldberg machine

professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

how to ruin a best man speech w/ ryan micho

he caught me with my fly down

eilise patton teaches us how to honey launder

she broke up with me at hibachi

we found the most insane super bowl prop bets

eric clapton stole my wife

how to free a house elf

we caught a fish that swims 80mph

I used pull my finger to save my relationship

official ins and outs of 2025

brion bishop reveals his wildest new year's resolution

the christmas kiss heard round the world

rusty barrel rolled a plane

I was blind for an afternoon

discovering a NEW bug w/ will angus

we hosted the world's first craigslist turkey bowl

the DISTURBING reason farts exist

my family went rogue in brazil

we went to the REAL drunken clam with the cast of family guy?!?!

she did WHAT to my pants at the halloween spooktacular?!

you won't believe our pick for white boy of the year...

how an optimus robot destroyed will's campsite

strider wilson unlocks the best kept bedroom secret

dylan gossett invents new sayings

creating the most INSANE fantasy football rules

'the office' star creed bratton shuts down a sacrificial cult

credit card roulette took over my life

saving a pop star from a poop nightmare

will perfectly predicts the next year of his life

a chat with mt. joy's matt quinn

we wrote the best new sitcoms of 2024

rusty opens up about finding soldiers in his bedroom

hivemind drafts country songs

tragedy on the jumbotron

will got blocked by his hero

liam cullagh addresses helen kellering allegations

The Woodpecker’s Tongue

Uphill Bobsled

No Pacific Reason

Mint Romney

Ding Dong Hitched

Loose Camels with Lil Sasquatch

The Dancing Plague of 1518

Halfway to Horse Town with Luke Null

Pigs in a Trench Coat

Cousin Island with Chet Collins

Milkshake Attack

A Horse Named Hal

If Fish Liked Beer

The Year of 12 Kings with Strider Wilson

If My Tractor Could Talk

Are we human? Or are we dancer?

Portuguese Rock Hopper

Prescription Haircuts with Chad and JT

Year of Confusion

Chris P. Bacon

Chicken 'n' Xplor with Billy Langdon

Inverted Taffy Pull

The Time Machine that Saved Sleuthville

Love in Disguise

Heir to the Cone

The Mechanical Bird

The Crickets' Choice Awards

You Smashed My Heart Into Reese's with Will Angus

Undercover Baby

Unbreakable Pond

Tinder for Dogs

A Greasy Step Christmas

Trapdoor Laundry with Liam Cullagh

Swineboil Wizard College

A Chat with Tony P

Grinding on my Khakis

Spoon Bread

Sir Barnes the Noble

Ketch-Down with Zach and Wahlid

Don't Look Laterally

Cosmet Nebula

Spider Love

Cosmic Uprising

The Victory in Silence

Twice-Polished Marbles

Horse Boy Extreme

The Brothers Hopscotch

Goo Be Gone