Beards & Sundries

Episode 17: If you’re late to this episode, don’t worry—we’re used to it. This week, we tackle the frustration of businesses that can’t stick to a schedule, Jay’s harrowing journey home from Florida on Delta, and our absolute excitement over a voicemail from Oscar Montoya (Dropout TV, Dimension 20).Highlights of the chaos:The Time Struggle: Why Jay is done with his local pizza place.Things to be Late For: A segment on why punctuality is overrated for certain life events.Jay’s Always Later Funeral Home: Our newest (and most questionable) sponsor.Oscar’s Question: We answer Oscar Montoya’s query about life-changing parties. Jay’s story involves significantly more trauma than Joe or Anthony’s.Crumbl Corner: The sugar report of the week.Movie Night: Joe and Anthony break down the existential dread of The Truman Show.Subscribe now (even if you’re late)!

Get out those tin foil hats and your industrial-sized popcorn buckets, beardos! This week we're wandering down the road of conspiracy via the gateway of the classic film, "The Truman Show". From Truman Capote to Harry S Truman, we're going to touch on every famous person with the name and how we think we might just be living in a simulation...

Join us as we navigate a humorous and insightful discussion on how movies from the '90s and early 2000s age over time, with sharp takes on Hollywood stereotypes, problematic tropes, and cultural shifts. Plus, get an inside look at our quirky podcast antics and our newly revamped website with a fun game!

Episode 14: We’re getting literary—sort of. This week, the crew discusses "Salt, Fat, Ass and Heat," a deep dive into our reading habits, Joe’s extensive cookbook collection, and the childhood stories we still remember.Highlights include:Literary Trauma: The books we were forced to read in school that we still haven't forgiven.Page to Screen: Our definitive stance on book-to-movie adaptations.Crumbl Corner: The weekly sugar report you know and love.Beardo Check-in: We hear from our listeners about their own reading (or non-reading) habits.Horror Mad Libs: Anthony leads us through a terrifyingly funny Mad Lib that proves we shouldn't be allowed to write fiction.Whether you're a bookworm or just here for the "Ass and Heat," pull up a chair and join the club.

Episode 13: STOP THE PRESSES! This week, we are exposing the "Masculine Masquerade." We’re taking a deep dive into the world of sports, hobbies, and traditions invented by straight men that are—let's be honest—just an excuse to be gay for one another.Today’s Top Stories:The Masquerade Exposed: From contact sports to bromances, we track the history of "straight" male bonding.The Recruitment: The crew chooses which masculine hobbies they’d actually participate in.Jay’s Invention: Is baseball too long? don't worry... Jay cut it shorterCrumbl Corner: Joe delivers the weekly cookie report with his signature detail.The Big Game: We play a game defining the real motivations behind habits like Fantasy Football and "Saturday is for the boys."Get the full scoop on the most hilarious conspiracy in gender history.

Episode 12: The boys are back in town after a one-week hiatus of pure chaos. This week, we’re tackling the "Biggest Snowflake" ever—and we aren’t just talking about the weather. We discuss the erratic Oklahoma March storms and Jay’s harrowing romantic retreat to Colorado that left him without power, fighting hurricane-force winds, and channeling his inner Little House on the Prairie.Highlights include:The Comeback: Why we disappeared last week and what we learned.Jay’s Airbnb Horror: A new beau, a cold house, and no electricity.Crumbl Corner: Our most negative review to date. These flavors were a choice.The Weather Game: Jay brings the facts to see if the boys know their "Derechos" from their "Dust Devils."It’s been a week, it’s been a month, and we’ve got a lot to vent about. Subscribe, bitches!

Get your Raye Dunn mugs, Stanley cups, and Target gift cards ready beardos... this week we are talking all things white people. From mild takes, like white people having low spice tolerance, to wild takes, like white people having no spice tolerance, this episode has it all! (if "it all" is white people related)

Episode 10: How do you react when your date's "assets" aren't what you expected? This week, the crew dives into the world of cringe-worthy bedroom experiences, including Jay’s unfortunate encounter with a "concave butt."Highlights of the episode:Cringe Confessions: We share the moments we wish we could erase from our memories.Beardo Gaming: Recapping our massive GTA 5 Online session with listeners.Jackbox Night: Details on our upcoming Discord Game Night happening late this March—don't miss out!Sound Board Cringe: We play a game featuring the most irritating, skin-crawling sounds known to man.Whether you're here for the gaming updates or the "butt-hurt" stories, this episode is a tingle-free zone.

Episode 9: We’re kink shaming you right into the bedroom this week. In our most "transparent" episode yet, the crew opens up about what goes on behind closed doors. We talk about everything from the logistical nightmare of food in the bedroom to the psychological allure of uniforms, and some things that are definitely not FCC-approved.This week’s highlights:Bedroom Fashion: We select "appropriate" kinky attire for one another.The Dainty Dom: Why Jay’s specific brand of dominance is the funniest thing we’ve heard all season.Guess That Kink: A game where we try to identify the world’s weirdest fetishes.Beardo Mail: Our listeners share their own "kink-shame" worthy stories.Inspired by the legendary satire of The Onion, this episode is 100% NSFW but 200% hilarious.

Episode 8: We are "Gooning for Jay" this week as we celebrate a life-changing milestone. Jay officially had his final cancer checkup following his 2020 diagnosis, and we’re reflecting on the journey, the perspective it’s given the whole crew, and why every day is a win.Also in this episode:CRUISING...the clean version: Jay breaks down his recent vacation and why everyone needs to get on a boat.Beardo Check-in: We read through your latest listener emails.Crumbl Corner: Joe treats the weekly cookie reviews like a top-secret government mission. It’s intense.80s Smash or Pass: We’re looking back at the biggest movies of the 1980s and deciding who stays and who goes.It’s an episode full of heart, heat, and high-calorie cookies.

Get your sweatbands on, grab your two pound free weights, and get those knees UP, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about their gym experiences. From abusive old men, to men with tree trunks for legs, to women whose bob wigs aren't fooling anyone, we really hit every muscle group in our work out repertoire.

Beardos, you may have been hearing a buzz on the "lamestream" media about the alleged Jon Reilly "Christmas Album", but we are here to tell you that it's all fake. It's just the liberal media trying yet again to make baseless and foundless accusations about the Beards & Sundries Market (the greatest market, some say) to gain clout. Don't let this HOAX distract you from the wonderful conversation our hosts Joe, Jay, and Anthony bring to the table this week!

Season 8, Episode 5: Oklahoma got hit with 8 inches of snow, and we’ve officially developed Cabin Fever. This week, we discuss the struggle of being trapped inside during a historic January freeze and why we suddenly felt the need to re-watch Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever.Highlights include:The Great Snow-In: How we handled the Oklahoma winter blast.Movie Review: Literally only talked about PANCAKES!!!Beardo Check-in: Your messages kept us alive.Crumbl Corner Live: We taste-test this week’s "delectable" Crumbl flavors on-air. We give you the unfiltered truth about the sugar rush.Pour some hot cocoa (or something stronger) and hunker down with us.

Episode 4: Alcohol may be needed for this episode... let the roasting commence. We’ll be honest—we lost the plot on this one. What was supposed to be a cozy talk about snow days quickly devolved into Jay’s dating life, a Crumbl Cookie intervention with Anthony, and a lot of pre-show cocktails.Highlights of the chaos:Relationsips: Our "sponsor" segment featuring a drunk lady giving relationship advice that will probably get you blocked.The Beardo Community: We catch up with our listeners before things get too weird.ASMR Roasting: The main event. We whisper-roast each other in high-definition audio. It’s the most uncomfortable (and funniest) game we’ve played to date.Whether you're snowed in or just looking for a laugh, pour yourself something strong and join the mess.

Episode 3: It’s Millennials vs. Boomers in our most chaotic generational breakdown yet. This week, we discuss the "crimes" of our generation, from our obsession with 2006 nostalgia to the habits we refuse to give up. We also tackle the "Cream Pie" debate that went completely off the rails and offer a hint of s*x education for the confused.Highlights include:SNL Clips: as usual... we reference severalMillennial Hills: Why we’re defending skinny jeans and side parts to the grave.The Elderly Senator PSA: A comedic look at the "Gerontocracy" in our government.Beardo Check-in: Reading listener mail and catching up with the community.The Game: We attempt to build a website designed specifically for Boomers (with maximum confusion guaranteed).Grab a snack (maybe not a cream pie) and join the chaos.

Season 8, Episode 2: Strap in for a journey through pop culture chaos and road rage. This week, we discuss the viral resurgence of Sylvia Browne (Honey, the land!), our latest obsession with Crumbl Cookies, and the exciting world of dash cam drama and bad drivers.We also take a trip down memory lane with The Sims (again), revisit those iconic Miracle Blade knife infomercials, and head to the gym—mostly just to talk about it. We wrap things up with a classic game of MASH and a questionable reading from our sponsor, Joe Brown, TV Psychic.Topics covered:Stranger ThingsThe truth about Crumbl Cookies reviews.Why everyone on the road is a bad driver, except us of course.Sylvia Browne memes and psychic predictions.The Sims 4 thanks to user contentMiracle Blade knives and "As Seen On TV" nostalgia.

In this Season 8 premiere, the Beards & Sundries crew dives into Level 8-1 with a deep dive into retro gaming nostalgia. We’re talking about The Sims, Sim City, and Roller Coaster Tycoon while looking ahead to the massive GTA 6 2026 release. As a top-ranked LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, we also tackle the weird intersection of AI and the bottled water industry.In This Episode, We’re Chatting About: 🎮 Retro Gaming Nostalgia: Why we’re still obsessed with Sim City and 90s tycoons. 🚗 Grand Theft Auto VI: Our wild 2026 predictions and reminiscing on our GTA 5 online glory days. 🤖 The AI Debate: Why is Jay contributing to water usage matching the bottle water industry 🥤 International Love: A special shoutout to our new "Beardo" family member across the pond! 🧠 Millennial Memory Vault: Can we survive our own pop culture trivia game? Connect With the Beardos: 👾 Visit Us: beardsandsundries.com 🛒 Shop the 8-Bit Collection: beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com 📸 Instagram/Threads: @Beardsandsundries 📞 The Beardo Hotline: 405.999.2242 (Call or Text us!) 📩 Email: [email protected] for the Game-Jumpers: 00:00 – Welcome to Level 8-1! 09:48 – Season 8 Game Theme Discussion 13:05 – We just got back from the New Year and already trashing each other 18:30 – Remember old seasons 23:30 – Millennials just remember their gaming days 35:34 – Our Crazy Predictions for 2026 44:37 – Beards & Sundries Cart (the awful remake of Mario Cart) 48:37 – Hello to our Listeners! thanks for writing in! 01:12:00 – Game Time! 01:28:27 – Rate us and Subscribe!

It’s the Season 7 finale of Beards & Sundries, and we’re officially slamming the Burn Book shut. This week, we look back on the year, reflect on what worked, what didn’t, and what we’re hoping to bring into the new year when we return January 4 with Season 8 — because get ready for 8-bit of fun.Thankfully, we’re ringing in the chaos with the return of our most iconic sponsor yet: 88.8 The Butt™ New Year’s Eve Extravaballsa Fartsa — louder, dumber, and absolutely unnecessary… just the way we like it.After the break, we hear from listeners who’ve been along for the ride this season, then wrap things up with a very on-brand game: revisiting 2025’s episode titles to see if we can even remember what the hell we talked about. Spoiler: we cannot.It’s reflective, ridiculous, and the perfect sendoff to our Mean Girls era.🎧 Thanks for sitting with us this season — we’ll see you January 4.✨ Stay messy with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — consider it your year-end apology.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we fully surrender to Christmas chaos. In the first half, we break down our very specific (and very strong) opinions on Christmas music — what belongs on repeat, what gets skipped immediately, and what should absolutely not be played in public settings.In the second half, we take a nostalgic turn and revisit some of our old commercials (growth is optional), then try to guess which unhinged songs would be blasting on 88.8 The Butt — our sponsor this week with their Christmas Month Radio Show Special. It’s louder, dumber, and somehow more festive than ever.After the break, we hear from a ton of listeners this week, then wrap things up with a game to determine who our true top top is, courtesy of Spotify Wrapped exposing everyone’s listening habits.It’s chaotic, loud, and full of holiday nonsense — exactly how Christmas should be.🎧 Tune in, grab the aux, and prepare to argue about holiday music.✨ Join the Christmas chaos: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — it’s literally the only gift we want.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re taking a joyride straight back to the 2000s — a simpler, weirder time when Jeff Dunham, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and dial-up internet had us all in a chokehold. We unpack the chaos of early comedy, questionable fashion, and just how feral online life really was back then.Jay also spills a little family drama (because what’s nostalgia without trauma?), and naturally, things spiral into full-blown laughter from there.Our faithful sponsor this week? 88.8 The Butt™ — the morning radio show that refuses to quit, just like your favorite pair of bootcut jeans.After the break, we hear from listeners who proudly have us as their top podcast on Spotify Wrapped (you’re our people ❤️), then roast our own Wrapped results — because apparently, we have no taste and no shame.🎧 Tune in for nostalgia, nonsense, and noise levels that would’ve crashed a 2004 Dell desktop.✨ Blast from the past: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll send Larry the Cable Guy to do your voicemail greeting.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re going full investigative journalist — minus the credibility — as we talk true crime and the strange obsession the world (and us) has with it. From wild theories to real-life mysteries, nothing is off-limits… except maybe our search history after this episode.In the second half, we dive deep into the JonBenét Ramsey case, which means chaos, speculation, and way too many inappropriate jokes.Our totally legitimate sponsor this week? Garottes to K*ll Anthony™ — the only product guaranteed to shut Anthony up... permanently.After the break, we hear from our beloved Beardos before wrapping things up with a game that somehow turned into an actual crime. (No worries — the statute of limitations has probably expired.)🎧 Tune in for conspiracy, comedy, and crimes we definitely didn’t commit.✨ Investigate with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll reopen your cold case.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we get real — like, actually real — as we dive into constructive criticism, self-awareness, and learning how to handle ourselves (and each other) a little better. It’s part therapy session, part comedy show, and somehow still a mess… but in the best way.We even open up about a real moment of discourse in our friendship — how we handled it, what we learned, and why talking it out (on a mic, obviously) works better than bottling it up.Of course, it’s not all tears — there’s still plenty of laughter, a healthy dose of sarcasm, and the glorious return of our favorite sponsor: 88.8 The Butt™ — Morning Radio for People Who Think Fart Jokes Are Therapy.After the break, we read some heartfelt (and hysterical) messages from our Beardos, discover that Jay desperately needs new glasses, and wrap it all up with a short but eye-opening game inspired by the day’s news.🎧 Tune in for feelings, fart jokes, and a side of emotional growth — Thanksgiving edition.✨ Get cozy with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — it’s cheaper than therapy.

This week on Beards & Sundries, things get real spicy as we talk all about sex — the good, the bad, and the “how did I even pull that off?” From our wild younger days to how age changes the game (and the stamina), nothing’s off limits. In the second half, we dive into our kinks — and yes, it’s every bit as chaotic, hilarious, and questionably educational as you’d expect. There’s at least one thing we probably shouldn’t have said on record. Our sponsor this week? Jay’s Kink Demonstration™ — a fully clothed, poorly supervised educational experience in dominance… and confusion. After the break, we hear from our beloved Beardos before ending the show with a wild round of Never Have I Ever, where things get personal fast and our moral compasses officially retire. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, blushes, and stories that could never air on network TV. ✨ Come be bad with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll tell your mom what your kink is.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re celebrating the ultimate holiday — Thanksgiving — the one time of year it’s socially acceptable to eat an entire pie and call it gratitude. Our sponsor this week? The Pronunciate Dictionary™ — finally, a book to help Jay say literally anything correctly. (Available wherever words are butchered.) After the break, things get surprisingly heartfelt as we dive into a real therapy session about our friendship — and somehow, no one cries… probably. Then, we wrap things up with a round of Smash or Pass: Mid-Century Modern Thanksgiving Dishes, featuring culinary crimes like gelatin salads and mystery meats that should’ve stayed in 1957. Make it to the end, and you’ll laugh so hard you’ll need leftovers for recovery. 🎧 Tune in for food, feelings, and full-blown foolishness. ✨ Come feast with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you eat aspic.

This week on Beards & Sundries, the stars finally aligned — because Amazon didn’t crash our studio for once! Instead, we went intergalactic and talked about space, the mysterious 3I/ATLAS object, and the ongoing scam known as daylight savings time (seriously, who keeps approving this?). Then, we dive headfirst into the Mandela Effect, where we realize CERN probably broke reality — because Fruit of the Loom absolutely had a cornucopia. We remember. You remember. Someone’s lying. Our sponsor this week? The Cornucopia Conundrum™ — the psychological thriller that may or may not exist, depending on which timeline you’re from. Anthony started the episode with very low expectations for this topic, but ended up having the time of his life. Naturally, Jay won’t shut up about it post-recording. After the break, we invent entire new universes that prove why we shouldn’t be allowed near microphones unsupervised. 🎧 Tune in for space talk, time chaos, and multiverse-level nonsense. ✨ Step into the void: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll have CERN delete your cornucopia too.

This week on Beards & Sundries, everything that could go wrong… did. Thanks to Amazon Web Services having a meltdown of biblical proportions, our studio crashed, our edits broke, and honestly — we’re lucky this episode even exists. But hey, the chaos fits us. Between tech disasters, we dive into the supernatural: ghosts, aliens, and all the creepy mysteries that make us question reality (and our Wi-Fi). Then we take things up a notch with a trip to Area 51, where Jay did NOT raid... damn. Our sponsor this week? OnlyFans.com/Mothman™ — the cryptid who proves that sometimes it is about the wingspan. After the break, we hear from one brave listener before ending with a delightfully deranged round of F*ck, Marry, K*ll, because nothing says “technical difficulties” like rating your romantic options mid-apocalypse. 🎧 Tune in for ghosts, glitches, and gays — in that order. ✨ Beam us up (if the servers stay online): 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or Mothman’s sending you AWS downtime energy.

Gather ‘round the rainbow campfire, kids — this week on Beards & Sundries, we’re sharing our deepest fears. From creepy crawlies to commitment issues, nothing is off-limits. Jay, of course, is terrified of something completely absurd (and honestly? relatable).After the break, we face our fears head-on — or at least pretend to — and decide which ones are actually rational… and which are just gay panic in disguise.This week’s sponsor? Mary Planner’s Cauliflower Cheesecake™ — the only dessert that’ll make you question God, science, and why Mary keeps doing this.We wrap things up with listener messages and a game of Would You Rather, where the choices are apparently pretty easy?🎧 Tune in for fear, laughter, and enough chaos to raise Goosebumps.✨ Scream responsibly: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or Mary will bake you a cauliflower cheesecake.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we face the ultimate terror — aging. From back pain that hits like a jump scare to skincare routines that could fund a small nation, we’re laughing (and crying) through the slow decay of our youthful glow. In the second half, we class things up just a little with a chat about horror literature — because if we’re gonna be scared, it might as well be by a book and not our reflection. Our very scientific sponsor this week: The Anti-Aging Suppository™ — it’s totally natural, easy to insert, and may cause side effects such as broken headboards, leakage, and being a bad boy. (Spoiler: it’s a p*nis.) After the break, we hear from our listeners and dive into a spontaneous round of F*ck, M*rry, K*ll, because nothing says emotional maturity like ranking people you’ll never meet. 🎧 Tune in for horror, humor, and at least one conversation we’ll regret later. ✨ Stay youthful, kind of: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll send you a complimentary Anti-Aging Suppository. No returns accepted.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re asking the eternal question: are horror movie victims actually dumb… or would we make the exact same boneheaded choices while running through the woods in the dark? Spoiler: one of us is tripping, one of us is screaming, and one of us is already dead in the opening credits.In the second half, we get brutally honest about how we’d survive in a horror flick (or, more accurately, how we wouldn’t). Would we outsmart the killer, or die trying to grab snacks on the way out? Place your bets.This week’s sponsor? Poke 2™ — the unnecessary sequel no one asked for, but everyone gets anyway. (Seriously, who greenlit this?)After the break, we chat with our beloved Beardos before Anthony challenges us to a game of Name That Horror Franchise — where his clues are just vague enough to be useless.🎧 Tune in for screams, laughs, and the kind of survival plans that would get us all killed in the first 15 minutes.✨ Survive with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll hide in the basement with the lights off and wait for you.

This week on Beards & Sundries, Jay is back from his big gay European adventure and ready to spill all the tea — from cobblestone chaos to international wine goggles. He even dishes out his best survival tips for long-haul flights (spoiler: none involve crying in the airplane bathroom, but it’s implied).Our sponsor this week is BS Lingo™ — the only language app that teaches you essential phrases like “Where’s the wine?” and “No, I will not clap when the plane lands.”After that, we check in with listener emails before Joe tortures us with a game of Guess That In-Flight Food Price. $12 for a bag of chips? Sounds about right.All of this while Jay is still fighting off jet lag, which only makes the chaos better.🎧 Tune in for exhausted laughs, overpriced snacks, and questionable travel advice.✨ Fly with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you download BS Lingo and learn “Where’s the bathroom?” in Klingon.

Beardos, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have been on individual fitness journeys and as a result, they've found themselves shopping for new outfits more often. A task gay men notoriously hate... this week in the break room, we're talking about some of our favorite styles and what all Jay is going to be wearing (or not wearing) on his cruise! Join us for a scantily clad discussion as we attempt to stay on subject during yet another lunch break in the Beards & Sundries Market.🎧 Come laugh at us (and with us). We deserve it.📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242📧 Email: [email protected]🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you hold our spot in line at Trader Joe’s.

Beardos, in a shocking turn of events at the market, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have produced an episode that is, dare I say, empathetic towards children. You won't want to miss this one, if only to revel in the fact of our near caring about tiny humans.🎧 Come laugh at us (and with us). We deserve it. 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you hold our spot in line at Trader Joe’s.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re venting about doctor appointments — the waiting rooms, the bills, the mystery pokes and prods — and of course, Jay’s medical adventures that somehow veer into territory no HIPAA form could prepare you for. Proudly sponsored by The Beards & Sundries Free Clinic™ — because nothing says “quality healthcare” like a clipboard, a coupon, and three gays with stethoscopes... and a weird rash. We also play our new favorite game: Name That Doctor Nobody’s Ever Heard Of! As always, it’s unhinged, it’s messy, and it’s exactly what you signed up for. 🎧 Tune in for medical chaos with zero co-pay. ✨ Wanna book an appointment? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll schedule you a colonoscopy with Dr. Phil.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re raging against life’s tiny annoyances — the petty little inconveniences that shouldn’t matter but somehow ruin our whole vibe. Jay even gets a little intimate with a story that… well, you’ll just have to hear it to believe it.Our iconic sponsor this week? 88.8 The Butt — Morning Radio for People Who Think Fart Jokes Are Still Funny. (They are. Don’t lie.)We also hear from listeners before Joe drags us into a round of Smash or Pass: Fair Food Edition — because the Minnesota State Fair is coming, and someone has to judge whether deep-fried butter is sexy or just a crime.As always, chaos reigns, laughs are loud (RIP Jay’s decibel meter), and you’ll wonder how we’re still allowed microphones.🎧 Tune in and embrace the nonsense.✨ Want in? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll send 88.8 The Butt to prank-call your Grandma.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we turn the spotlight (and the shade) on ourselves — because honestly, white people are out here acting real unhinged. From pumpkin spice addictions to clapping when the plane lands, we roast our own people with love… and just a dash of embarrassment.Proudly brought to you by our sponsor The Junk Room — the gay bar where one man’s junk is another man’s treasure, and sometimes it’s just junk.Of course, the usual chaos persists: tangents that go nowhere, jokes that go too far, and the kind of ridiculousness you’ve come to expect from three bearded gays with microphones.🎧 Come laugh at us (and with us). We deserve it.✨ Join the circus: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll make you hold our spot in line at Trader Joe’s.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re diving into the nightmare fuel that is toxic coworkers. You know the ones — the “we’re all family here” types who think free pizza makes up for unpaid overtime. In the second half, we flip the script and imagine just how spectacularly awful we could be as coworkers ourselves… purely for revenge, of course (HR, this is a joke). After a quick word from our very nutritious sponsor Booger Bandit Cereal™ — part of a complete breakfast— we dig into listener content and then stir up drama straight from Reddit’s Am I The Asshole. Spoiler: sassy gays + messy strangers = the gossip feast you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, shade, and at least one coworker story that’ll make you glad you quit. ✨ Be messy with us: 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll assign you to share a cubicle with your least favorite coworker.

This episode kicks off with a deep dive into the most important topic of our time: sandwiches. Hot, cold, toasted, stacked — we’re talking all things bread and filling like it’s our TED Talk. Somewhere in the middle, we spiral into an aggressively stupid bit about the old “All Fruit” commercial, and it just… doesn’t stop. We’re not proud, but we are laughing. 🎧 Join us for an hour of carbs, chaos, and questionable condiment choices. ✨ Hungry for more? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll replace your mayo with Miracle Whip and make you say “please pass the All Fruit” in public.

This episode kicks off with a deep dive into the most important topic of our time: sandwiches. Hot, cold, toasted, stacked — we’re talking all things bread and filling like it’s our TED Talk. Somewhere in the middle, we spiral into an aggressively stupid bit about the old “All Fruit” commercial, and it just… doesn’t stop. We’re not proud, but we are laughing. 🎧 Join us for an hour of carbs, chaos, and questionable condiment choices. ✨ Hungry for more? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll replace your mayo with Miracle Whip and make you say “please pass the All Fruit” in public.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we kick off with childhood summer memories: sticky snacks, suspicious church camps, and Jay's questionable hotdog etiquette. Anthony reveals his deep spiritual connection to Vacation Bible School, and we spiral from there. Then we turn our attention to the human dumpster fire known as Ryan Walters and Oklahoma proudly sliding into 50th place in education. Don’t worry — we’re laughing through the disappointment. Because otherwise? Jail. Then it’s game time, and we’re playing Smash or Pass: Ice Cream Flavors — the only bracket that matters this summer. Things get heated as we take down basic flavors, weird combos, and yes… we finally confront the cursed chaos that is Spumoni. Justice is served (cold). ✨ Sponsored by: 🚗 The National Liberator™ — the only vehicle designed to metaphorically plow through political nonsense at 60mph. It’s not road rage, it’s patriotism. 🎧 Listen in for laughs, hot takes, and frozen treats that deserve respect. 💥 Want to rage or rave? 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll assume you voted for fascism. Ew.

This week on Beards & Sundries, things get real... and then real stupid. We’re talking CEOs behaving badly, political messes we can’t unsee, and yes — the Epstein files. It’s unhinged, uncomfortable, and somehow still hilarious. Because if we don’t laugh about the state of the world… we’ll cry into a vat of ranch and vote for Oprah.Oh — and don’t miss our very important sponsor this week: Dick Mints™ — the only mint designed to leave your breath as fresh as your regrets.🎧 Join us as we toe the line between satire and subpoenas. It’s a hot mess — but at least it’s ours.✨ Want to confess something to us? 📞 Call our hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 Visit: beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts or we’ll assume you have… you know what breath.

This week on Beards & Sundries, we officially enter our “back in our day” era. That’s right — the avocado toast generation is now complaining about loud music, rising prices, and why no one uses punctuation anymore. We’re embracing our inner boomer energy and shouting into the void about how things just aren’t the same these days (because they’re not, and we have the group texts to prove it). Oh — and a huge shoutout to our very real and not made-up at all sponsor this week: Spunk Shine™ — the only beard oil that reminds you of the kids your back alley hookup has waiting for him back at home. 🎧 Tune in for rants, laughs, and mild existential dread as we spiral down memory lane and try to make sense of this loud, Gen Z-fueled world. ✨ Want to complain with us? 📞 Call our hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 Visit: beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — because we still believe in positive reinforcement, unlike these feral TikTok youths.

You know what’s better than Glen Coco? Sketch comedy. 🎭This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic, fabulous world of skit shows — from the absolute iconic absurdity of MadTV to the cultural staple that is Saturday Night Live. We’re talking about the characters that shaped our humor, the sketches we still quote to this day, and the reason every millennial gay thinks they’re funny (spoiler: it’s Debra Wilson and Kristin Wigg's fault).It’s nostalgic, it’s unhinged, and it’s packed with more impersonations than your local drag brunch.🎧 Tune in for laughs, side commentary, and a reminder that no one’s safe from a good parody — not even us.✨ Want to join the sketchy fun? 📞 Call our hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 Visit: beardsandsundries.com💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts or we’ll send Ms. Swan to your house. And trust us… she look-a like she no play.

The beards are back and bitchier than ever! Season 7 kicks off with a Mean Girls-inspired bang as we return from break, celebrate Pride Month (because obviously), and catch up on all the chaotic joy we’ve missed.In the second half, we deep dive into the most outrageous cruise packages we could find.Then we wrap it all up with listener messages and a game inspired by Grand Theft Auto (no actual cars were stolen… this time).🎧 Come join us for the start of a brand new season full of laughter, nonsense, and gay panic in the best way.✨ Want to be part of the chaos? 📞 Call our hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: [email protected] 🌐 Visit: beardsandsundries.com💖 Don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll put you in the Burn Book.

Season 6 of Beards & Sundries comes to a delightfully wicked end with our Villain Era Finale! This week, we reflect on why we chose villainy in the first place (spoiler: it was fabulous), deliver a roast so savage it might leave third-degree burns, and play a chaotic game all about our favorite pop culture villains.We’ve got your usual listener content, unfiltered opinions, and all the snark you've come to expect from your bearded besties.💅 Tune in for one last dose of villainy before we rise again—Season 7 premieres July 6!

We’re back in our sitcom era, and this time… it’s personal. In The One Where We Do This Again, we revisit our favorite sitcoms, question their aging process (some like fine wine, others like expired milk), and unleash episode two of our AI-written disasterpiece, Absolutely Not. Spoiler: it’s somehow worse, and that’s what makes it beautiful.

Beardos, it's no secret in the break room that Joe, Jay, and Anthony love a cruise. And this week talk about getting away for GAYcation on ships, in tents, and sometimes and the public park bathroom. We're talking all about traveling to relax and this is your invite to listen in!

This week on Beards & Sundries, we dive headfirst into the laugh tracks and lunacy of 90s American sitcoms—because wow, were they unhinged. From over-the-top characters to theme songs that slapped way too hard, we’re unpacking the chaos that raised a generation. Plus, we cooked up our own gloriously tacky sitcom surprise, just for our guests. As always, we dig into our beardo-submitted sundries and show some love to our wonderfully weird listeners. It's nostalgia, nonsense, and neatly groomed facial hair. Let’s go!

In this wildly unscientific and fully unhinged episode, we dive headfirst into the internet debate no one asked for: could 100 unarmed men take down a silverback gorilla? (Spoiler: no.) Join us as we mock the fragile confidence of straight men everywhere who believe they could survive a showdown with nature’s tank.Plus, in this week’s game, we take a detour into the jungle of Grindr and come up with messages that work both for flirting and gorilla-related chaos. It’s bananas, it’s gay, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed.Subscribe and get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe fear for the future of straight logic.

Grab your banana hammocks, g-strings, or whatever swimwear you want and hop in our hot tub time machine, beardos, because this week we're diving into the sea of nostalgia! This week we're discussing some of the thins we remember fondly (or not so fondly) from our pasts. So get ready to either say, "Hey! I remember that!" or "Hey! Why am I listening to three old men reminisce?!" because this week we're going to be the talk of the Shady Pines retirement home.

Grab your sombreros and margarita mix and get ready for a bit of a fiesta! This week the break room has a build your own nachos bar and we are piling the dry ground beef on by the spoonful. Join us as we talk about one of our favorite market topics... food! Specifically Tex-Mex! Listen in as we talk all our favorites, from Taco Bell to Casa Bonita, this episode has it all... if all you're looking for is a great subset of cuisine!