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A Mischief of Magpies: Newcastle United from the USA — 106 episodes
Chelsea Dagger
Will the real Bruno stand up?
Newcastle's Best Two Weeks Ever
Hel and Mel: Two Geordies Relive a Wembley Dreamscape
Sorry Eric Clapton, Dan Burn is God
Cup Final Preview -- The Reality Sandwich
Newcastle United Wins a Barnburner Against Birmingham
It Must Be The Ball, It Must Be The Ball
Sex Dolls and Bangers: A Great Day out for Bromley
Peak Jacob Murphy and Operation 5-5-0
ISO: A Fair and Even Playing Ground
Call 'em by their name! Relegation Threatened Manchester United
Villa Victory, Old Trafford Falls Preview, and Stadium Summary!
Jacob Murphy's Great Sunderlish Adventure
Leicester Gets a Ruud Awakening
NUFC 3 Liverpool 3. 2 Minutes Shy of a Match For the Ages
Robbed of History's Least Deserved Three Points
Eddie Howe's Buddy Cop Army
Arteta's No Good Very Bad Day
The Chelsea Home and Home: The Nanny Takes on the B Side
The Newcastle Rules
Manchester City Drops Points to...Somebody
Limpid Loss at Fulham, My How the Turn Tables
Hello My Name is Schmarvey
Toon Army DC: Loves Joelinton, Desires Consistency
Newcastle Deserved to be Lucky
Miserably Optimistic
Longstaffs and Shortbones
It's Overreaction Time, Y'all!
"Not Like This": 12 Terrifying Minutes
The Blond Trifecta Salvages a Draw
Newcastle Smashes Burnley & Menace at the 77th
Defenestration at the Palace then a Show of Steel
It's Happened Again: NUFC Beats the Competition 14-0
The Passion of the VAR: Newcastle Shows Resilience and Bests Fulham
An NUFC Comeback for the Ages - an Experience Second Only to the PSG Match!
Hit The Reset Button: Whither Newcastle Now?
Comfortable, Tactical, Languid: Toon Runs Roughshod over Wolves
A Win at Blackburn and Old Friends Reacquainted
A Nervy Win at City Ground, but a Win Nonetheless
Harvey Barnes has a Wednesday Sweater
Newcastle crush Aston Villa (and their nuts) as Eddie's S#!*thousing Mags return
The Toon Rolls Through Fulham
Manchester City Review, Newcastle vs. "The Fates"
Bill & Kevin Break Out the Abacus
Sunderland helps Right the Ship
A Christmas Hangover as Newcastle lose to Chelsea, Luton, Forest...but wait, there's more!
Burn Grundles Toon to Win Over Fulham
The Group of Death Lives Up to its Name
The Dilemma
Another Opponent has its "Worst Match of the Season"
Merdi Gras: Newcastle Refuses to Surrender in Paris
What has 3 Kids and 2 Goats and Isn't a Pasture? Newcastle's Substitute List vs Chelsea
The Passion of George Caulkin: A Thanksgiving Chat with the Pope of Mope, Emeritus
The Tape, Glue and String Gave Out
Oppo Research: A Conversation with Dortmund Dispatch
Absolutely No Controversy in Victory over Arsenal
Carabao Vibes at the Hawk and Griffin
Auf Wiedersehen, Crystal Palace!
"The West Ham Minute" (plus sixty minutes of injury time) with Special Guest Lee!
Mr. Kevin goes to Newcastle, A Chat with Charlotte Robson from True Faith & MUCH MUCH MORE!
Jamabian Schärscelles & the PSG Ultra With a Drum up his Butt
We're Never Getting Scored on Again
There's Only One Tino Livramento
Yorkshire Pudding with a Soggy Bottom: Newcastle Devour Sheffield United
Sure as Hell Saw Some Geordies in Milan
Afternoon Cappuccino: Opposition view with the Milan Club of DC
A Rock Fight and the Group of Sexy
The Hawk & Griffin Derby: An American Brentford Fan Weighs In
International Break Pod Special - A look back at the Summer Series
Newcastle's Great Crap Italian: Andrew from Forest Hall weighs in on football and food after a feeble display at Brighton
The Champions League Draw WE ARE THE GROUP OF DEATH
Ugh.
Manchester City Provides a Heat Check
The Opening Statement: The Mags Look Frightening Against Villa
2023-24 NUFC Season Preview
Toon in the USA: Hello my name is Sven
A User's Guide to the Premier League Summer Series
How Well Do You Know NUFC? The Mischief of Magpies Quiz Show!
Tonalis & Szoboszlais and Mintehs Oh My!
Newcastle United Season Review: A Giant Awakens
Malört Face: After 20 years, Newcastle is a Banter Club no more
It's Beginning to Smell a Lot Like the Champions League: Brighton Recap & Leicester Preview, with guest host Barry, from High Heaton
American Toon Fans: An interview with Kevin Chilvers, a Geordie living in Atlanta!
Newcastle loses 2-2: An Exposition on Sam Allardyce's Balls
Arsenal Recap: Someone's Been Watching All or Nothing
Pressure is a Privilege: Southampton Match Review Live from Newcastle
Murphinho! Newcastle United Does Historically Bad Things to Spurs
Looking for Positives, Finding None: Aston Villa Match Review
Newcastle United Passes its London Test: A Review of West Ham and Brentford
The Reckoning: Manchester United Shows Up Looking for a Point, Gets Nothing
Schrödinger's A***ole: The International Break Gets Weird
Newcastle Wakes Back Up and is Extremely Ill-Tempered: A Nottingham Forest Review
American Toon Fans: Kevin Johnson owns a Lot of Kits
A Gold Star Day for ASM: A Wolves Review
American Toon Fans: An Interview with Shade Hartline
Coupla Herberts Stuck in Groundhog's Day
Oh for a Kiss from Amanda: A Carabao Cup Final Review
American Toon Fans: An Interview with Courtney Marasigan
Why Aren't We More Disappointed?: Newcastle Drops One to Liverpool
American Toon Fans: An Interview with Tom Shearer
Oh Christian Atsu, He is So Wonderful: Interview with a Top 5 Shearer, Man City May Have Broken Some Rules
Joelinton is the Brazilian Rodman: Semifinal and West Ham Review
We're Here in a Supporting Role Only: Southampton Review, Transfer Window
Live at the Time from the Hawk & Griffin: Crystal Palace Review
No Such Thing as a Lad: Newcastle United vs. Fulham