All Episodes

Oatmeal Handy (Minisode)

A Dash of Chapman (Book 24)

Fourth Moon of the Second Planet of a Dying Star Over My Hammy (Book 24)

Clipping in Real Life (Book 24)

Son Gay, Son Gay, Son Gay (Minisode)

Quite the Daddy Drop (Book 23)

Just One More Gay Thought and Then I'll Stop (Book 23)

Visser-al Pleasure (Book 23)

Store Brand Star Trek (Book 23)

Hawk on a Cross (Book 23)

Punch Bowl Yeerk Pool (Mailbag: David Trilogy Edition!!)

Yeerk 2: Yeerk Harder (David Trilogy Wrap-up)

Rat F*** Island (Book 22)

Don't Look, I'm Resetting My Morph Cycle (Book 22)

One Person's Phalanx is Another Person's Conga Line (Book 22)

A Tiger Playing Chicken with Death (Book 22)

Darko Marco (Book 22)

Hella Bad Vibes (Book 21)

Sloppy Yeerk Pool Fun (Book 21)

Flaw in the Flea Flan (Book 21)

Daddy Often Eepy (Book 21)

The Axhibitionist in Me (Book 21)

Ellimist Speed-Dial (Mail Bag)

Please Don't Talk About My Underbelly Hatch (Book 20)

The Yeerks of Being a Wallflower (Book 20)

Escafil Me Up! (Book 20)

Spy-Stomping the Spy-Floor (Book 20)

KA Works in Mysterious Ways (Book 20)

Minisode: Nothlited Skrit (featuring special guest CJ!)

A Caterpillar Named Forever (Book 19)

Two Yeerks, One Ear (Book 19)

If Yeerks Had Fur (Book 19)

Hawks Ride Thermals to Hawthorne Heights (Book 19)

Butch Cassie & the Aftran Kid (Book 19)

(Minisode) For The Love Of Gump (Part 2/2)

(Minisode) For the Love of Gump (Part 1/2)

Normidorks (Mailbag)

Much Chadoo About Nothing (Hork-Bajir Chronicles)

OnlyFan(dalite)s (Hork Bajir Chronicles)

Scruffy-Looking Tree Herders (Hork-Bajir Chronicles)

Yarn of the Arn (Hork-Bajir Chronicles)

Revolutionary Girl Aldrea (Hork-Bajir Chronicles)

Big Yeerk, Small Pool (Hork-Bajir Chronicles)

Unnamed Andalite Woman (Hork-Bajir Chronicles)

An Occurence at Owl Creek Pool (Megamorphs 2)

Crustacean Christian Side Hug (Megamorphs 2)

Sunday in the Jurassic Park with George (Megamorphs 2)

OG Blue Prince (Megamorphs 2)

Animorphs Apocrypha (Mailbag)

The Andalite We Deserve (Book 18)

Now This is What I Call Podcasting!! (Book 18)

Taxxon in a Pringles Can (Book 18)

Deepfake Jake (Book 18)

Axolatl Avocado (Book 18)

The Enemy of My Enemy is a Q-Tip (Minisode)

Tom Felton Beam (Book 17)

It's Giving Mouth (Book 17)

My Four Are Too Short!!! (Book 17)

Tall Enough to Pass as a Shoeless Woman (Book 17)

Two Geeks Make One Greek (Book 17)

(Mailbag) Chapman’s YouTube Apology

Gump It Up (Book 16)

Fiesta de Fenestre (Book 16)

Get Behind Me, Hork-Bajir (Book 16)

Handfuls o' Jake Guts (Book 16)

The Prince and the Poppers (Book 16)

(Minisode) Crazy Helen, the Tribe has Spoken (Part 2 of 2)

(Minisode) Crazy Helen, the Tribe has Spoken (Part 1 of 2)

Marco, My Son, My Little Macaroon (Book 15)

When I Said Ears, I Meant My Yeerk Holes (Book 15)

Chapman is Brat (Book 15)

The Shinjification of Marco (Book 15)

Price-Cut Polycule (Book 15)

Blue Horse Truther (Mailbag)

Conservation of Dookie (Book 14)

Marco = Confirmed They?! (Book 14)

Is a Cigar Man Ever Just a Man with a Cigar? (Book 14)

Addressing the Ellimist in the Room (Book 14)

High on Thermals (Book 14)

(Mailbag) The Worst of All Possible Chapmans

One Day Younger (Book 13)

Animorphs Series Unlocked?! 5 Life Hacks Vissers Don’t Want You to Know (and Why You Should Care!!) (Book 13)

Hork-Bajir+ Hidden Valley = Ranch Dressing (Book 13)

We Need a Forklift to Get Us Out of This Bit (Book 13)

Anatomy of a Strong Boy (Book 13)

Goth Incel Shock Collar (Book 13)

(Minisode) Failing Forwards and Upwards and Onwards

Interview: David Mattingly

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Visser (Megasode: Megamorphs 1 - Andalite Chronicles)

Hedrick and the Angry Inch (Andalite Chronicles)

Rimming the Pocketverse (Andalite Chronicles)

Visser 3rd Wheel (Andalite Chronicles)

The Only Living Rock in New York (Andalite Chronicles)

(Minisode) The Andalite Chronicles is for Grown-Ups

Bigfoot Nothlit (Andalite Chronicles)

Little Businessman Goth (Andalite Chronicles)

War Daddy Alloran (Andalite Chronicles)

I Took Two Dates to the Revolution (Andalite Chronicles)

Taxxon Lashes (Andalite Chronicles)

What We Talk About When We Talk About Taxxon Hunger (Andalite Chronicles)

Geddbanging (Andalite Chronicles)

(Feed Update) Phone a "Friend"

(Minisode) Talkin' Book 11 and 12 Blues

Slug on a Throne (Andalite Chronicles)

Andalite Toe Beans (Andalite Chronicles)

Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Taxxons? (Andalite Chronicles)

Nobody Tucks Chapman In! (Andalite Chronicles)

Call Me By Your Horse Boy (Andalite Chronicles)

51 Flavors of Grass (Andalite Chronicles)

(Minisode) Night of the Living Gedd

Scooting: A Unifying Theory (Book 12)

Burp Croc (Book 12)

The Garrison Keillor of Cooking Shows (Book 12)

The Most Yeerkable Dad (Book 12)

Wiggly-Boy Chronicles (Book 12)

(Feed Update) How To Gedd Ahead In Life

(Minisode) The Funky Fresh Sounds of Animorphs

The Drawer is Always Open, Tobias (Book 11)

My Visser, My Love, My Guy (Book 11)

Someone to Hold My Go-Gurt (Book 11)

Tell Me About That Wicked Tail! (Book 11)

(Minisode) Cassie, Roll Animal-Handling!

(Patreon Preview) AnidorksTV Episode 1

I Once Met a Girl Named Mar-Chee-A (Book 10)

Glop-Gloop Boy Marco (Book 10)

Tell Me Where the Bodies Go (Book 10)

Cuteness Quotient (Book 10)

(Minisode) Ani-Mail

2 Slaps 2 Serious (Book 9)

Skunk Mother: The Dankest IPA (Book 9)

How Nutella is Made (Book 9)

Netflix and Birb (Book 9)

(Minisode) Animorphical: The Musical!!

I Can See Clearly Now Derane Is Gone (Book 8)

Jumpstart Z-space (Book 8)

Clifford the Big Gay Red Dog (Book 8)

(Minisode) Principal Chapman, the Tribe Has Spoken (Part 2)

(Minisode) Principal Chapman, the Tribe Has Spoken (Part 1)

Consensual Anarchist Whale Collective (MM 1)

Rosencrantz and Inniss-226 Are Dead (MM 1)

Chunks of Darlene (MM 1)

(Minisode) Strategic Shark Placement

(Megasode) Books 1-7 Any%

(Microsode) Our smallest episode yet!

Boy, Bird, BBQ (Book 7)

The Early Taxxon Gets the Cockroach (Book 7)

Deep Blowhole (Book 7)

(Minisode) The True Meaning of Yeerksmas

(Minisode) Earthworm (Ed)Win

The Ax-stasy, the Ax-stasy! (Book 6)

A Yeerk in Every Ear, A Turkey on Every Table (Book 6)

The Wheaties of the Night (Book 6)

(Minisode) Three Loud Jerks

A Quibble over the Quarrel at the Quarry (Book 5)

Reality Has a Corner (Book 5)

Caffeinate the Boy!!! (Book 5)

(Minisode) Shin Clifford

How’s Your War Going? (Book 4)

God in the Form of Whale (Book 4)

Eileen the Minor Human (Book 4)

(Minisode) Three Bald Kids In Tubs

Extra Points if You Kill Your Friends (Book 3)

Birds Can’t Smile, Boys Don’t Cry (Book 3)

(Minisode) Jake! Jake! Jake!

Sniff the Visser (Book 2)

The Size of the Head Seems to Be Important (Book 2)

Chapman’s Hork-Bajir Musical (Book 2)

(Minisode) The Boy Who Was Also Bird

The Tail Squirted Out of Me!!! (Book 1)

Night Volleyball (Book 1)

The Anidorks Become Dude (Book 1)

Resident Freak Tobias (Book 1)