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Austin's Hot Takes — 70 episodes

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austi christmas
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holidays are for
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blue christmas

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AHT S4 Ep62: Do the Shamrock Shake

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AHT S4 Ep61: A Cheesywhack Red With the Blood of My Tears

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AHT S4 Ep60: Almost Accidentally Peed on a Cat

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AHT S4 Ep59: Richard Quichard’s All the Facts

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AHT S4 Ep58: “I Want Queen Lizzy to Bite a Glizzy”

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AHT S4 Ep57: The Birth of Terry Peckies

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AHT S4 Ep56: Flipping the Mattress… Wink, Wink ;)

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AHT S4 Ep55: A Flannel as Righteous as an 80s Arcade Floor

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AHT S4 Ep54: Limp Wet Noodles

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AHT S4 Ep53: NUDE (Starring Jason Mamosaosa)

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AHT S4 Ep52: Austin’s Hot Dates

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AHT S4 Ep51: Donda Esta Season 4?
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AHT S3 Ep55: Mbikes, Tractopters, & Raxzor Blades

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AHT S3 Ep54: LIVE! From the Rat Dungeon!

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AHT S3 Ep53: Gravity Girl Next Door

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AHT S3 Ep51: How to Flirt With Your Local Gas Waitresses

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AHT S3 Ep50: Lannie Likes Lemonade in Lieu of Lemon Licking

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AHT S3 Ep49: Dahn Shawty, Happy Valentine

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AHT S3 Ep48: 20TwentyDos: Austin vs. Michelle: Civil War

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AHT S3 Ep47: Ep#25 Austi Christmas 2 (You)

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AHT S3 Ep46 The Artist Formerly Known as Thanksgiving

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AHT S3 Ep45 Halloween Takes 2: Damp & Buttered With Your Head in the Wall

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AHT S3 Ep44 PAIN. Psychotic and Psychological PAIN.

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AHT S3 Ep43 SWMSWAM (We’re So Sorry)

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AHT S3 Ep42 Sprinkled Eggs and Scrambled Minds

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AHT S3 Ep41 Orthodontdothis

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AHT S3 Ep40 The Great Space Waste

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AHT S3 Ep39 Baby, Be My Vaccine

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AHT S3 Ep38 Austin’s Edible Children

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AHT S3 Ep37 Tim 2: Consensual Slaps

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AHT S3 Ep36 The AUSTI’s

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AHT S3 Ep#35 Happy Vladuation!

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AHT S3 Ep34 The 10ft Long Sock Tongs

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AHT S3 E33 Episode XXXIII Luke, I am Your Baby Daddy

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AHT S3 E32 A Small Loan of 2 Bazillion Dollars

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AHT S2 E31 Two Bingos Don’t Make a Match

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AHT S2 E30 Drunk Bees and Cardi Batman

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AHT S2 E29 2021: Austin, Scrabble Won

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AHT S2 E28 Jeremy’s List of Required Traits in the Ideal Mate
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AHT S2 E27 The Money Sock

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AHT S2 E26 Sausage Gumbo in 10 Painful Steps

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AHT S2 E24: E25 Holidays are for the Gays

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AHT S2 E23 Deer, Horses, and Sheep also Mules and Giraffes also Deer, Horses, and Giraffes

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AHT S2 E22 Kiss Your Turkey Square on the Giblets

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AHT S2 E21 If You Like Movies… Urine Luck!

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AHT S2 E20 Seducing Jeff Bezos

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AHT S2 E19 Austin’s Halloween Takes

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AHT S2 E18 Scottish Ireland

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AHT S2 E17 Sunscreen for Bears

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AHT S4 Ep61: A Cheesywhack Red With the Blood of My Tears

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AHT S3 Ep52: A Doctor-Approved Dose of Nightly Ice Cream and Toast

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AHT S2 E16 Fall: Ugly as Vomit on a Trampoline

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AHT S2 E15 May the Herbivores Be With You

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AHT S1 E14 7000 Well Oiled Jeremies

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AHT S1 E13 They Penetrated My Nostrils

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AHT S1 E12 SalDaddy Issues

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AHT S1 E11 Oh, Utopiburgitron!

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AHT S1 E10 Pickles Are Green Ketchup

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AHT S1 E09 Money: The Biggest Scam Since Santa Claus

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AHT S1 E08 Sister Marie Can’t Sue Me Cuz She’s Dead

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AHT S1 E05 Austin’s Naked Walmart Experience

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AHT S1 E04 The 5G, Bees, Bee Gees, and B.G. Conspiracy

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AHT S1 E03 “Disapponting” the Dap Me Up Bros

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AHT S1 E02 You Can't Have Your Cheese and Nuke It Too

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AHT S1 E01 Hard On: The Trouble With Armor

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AHT S1 E07 Hamil2n: Colder With A. Burr

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AHT S1 E06 God is Dead and State Highways Killed Him

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