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AWOL Zebra : Fascia and living with hEDS — 1000 episodes

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You’re in the way…

2

Seize the day…

3

Dreena Burton. The creator of Fascia Flo…

4

Axel Bohlin on Fascia…

5

I’m gettin’ myself a bubble booty…

6

Every move I make…

7

Have I really been out for 12 hours???

8

All mind over matter???

9

Thank you Ashley Black. The Nexcia is the future…

10

Find your Regina…

11

Even more confused…

12

Going through the motions…

13

A duet is better together…

14

I must. So I must…

15

Open Posture. Open Mind…

16

I wish I came with instructions…

17

Method to my madness…

18

Meghana Venkatasha stops by after graduation…

19

Water seeks its own level…

20

Lengthen your core…

21

Natalie Pendergrass: The HyperStrong Method…

22

Jessi Davison stops by to chat…

23

$31.50+$5.99 S&H or free shipping if you get 2 or more…

24

Engage those intercostals…

25

Is this what stability feels like???

26

Years of PT and I finally figured it out…

27

My Uber days are over…

28

This little piggy went to…

29

My daughter from another mother…

30

Go AWOL!!!

31

Walking in rhythm…

32

Inherent the wind…

33

Rub a dub dub…

34

Penny Can…

35

Tripod foot. Jazz toes. Spread ‘em…

36

Is this it???

37

Can do!!!

38

Put me in a wheelchair because it’s easier???

39

Does it even matter???

40

Beware. Eruption pending…

41

Getting back into life…

42

My head is staying on…

43

Snake oil or oxytocin???

44

Crazy or common sense???

45

My invisible illness is quite visible to me…

46

What have you done for you lately???

47

Listen to what the man says…

48

You can get with this or you can get with that…

49

Hey Vern!!!

50

Hoping to right a wrong…

51

Dr. Richard Nahas talks Fascia and Pain…

52

Defeated but not out???

53

Toweling off after my shower…

54

Prison…

55

Serendipity…

56

Shingles and more…

57

Be careful what you say…

58

Follow the pain…

59

And on and on and…

60

I can’t. I just can’t…

61

Not at 55!?!

62

Pulling back the curtain…

63

This is how porn starts…

64

Shelli Mae…

65

I CAN! I WILL! I MUST!!!

66

Uber and stuff…

67

Let’s run this b***h…

68

Pure Spectrum CBD 15% off…

69

Finally got my money back…

70

Crazy Horse Jorgenson…

71

You gotta know when to hold ‘em…

72

Verbiage…

73

Periodological…

74

Sorry. Not sorry???

75

What fresh hell is this???

76

Happy New Year!!!

77

The AWOL Zebra Talent Show!!!

78

Who are you on hold with???

79

Christmas or just another day…

80

Put a bird on it…

81

You’re being too loud…AGAIN

82

Confuse your stress…

83

Let’s fold laundry…

84

Lazy tongue or hypotonia???

85

My tool broke in the middle of using it…

86

I was there virtually…

87

Practice and Patience???

88

If self care isn’t helping…

89

Kinesthesia…

90

You’re worth it…

91

Does Zyrtec make you sleepy???

92

Safelite Repair Safelite Replace…and State Farm

93

Wild Mountain Honey…

94

‘Twas the night before Christmas. AWOL Zebra style…

95

‘Twas the night meets AWOL Zebra…

96

9 minutes of hell to 9 minutes healthy…

97

Blowin’ out candles not with our mouth…

98

Is this real???

99

Off to the Caribbean…

100

Coffee $3.50. Safelite Repair. Safelite Replace…time together? Priceless…

101

My method works???

102

I want you to want me…

103

‘Twas the night first version…

104

Sometimes a version needs an update…

105

I am up and cooking…

106

How I made my husband happy…

107

Cherry picking…

108

Do you brush your teeth in the shower or the sink???

109

Back to business…

110

My body wants to heal…

111

Sponsify…

112

Faking the funk…

113

I stopped doing The Mighty Breath…

114

My bulbous nose…

115

Another one bites the dust???

116

No more THUTT…

117

We shouldn’t but we do…

118

Every minute of every day…

119

October Slide???

120

A straw and water…

121

Me? Normal gait ???

122

Gonna get dog bit…

123

Changes from within…

124

Oil can…

125

Just because…

126

I had the answer inside me the entire time…

127

Ain’t no rest for the wicked…

128

This is for you…

129

Water seeks it’s own level…

130

My internal compression garment…

131

Up, up and away…

132

Your chocolate got in my peanut butter…

133

One slap on the derrière…

134

I must do this…

135

Fascia Rescue…

136

An impromptu conversation…

137

Breathwork can be musical…

138

Hiatus…

139

Slowly but surely…

140

We cannot stop…

141

The power of kindness…

142

Going for broke…

143

My curtain dress…

144

Sweathogs…

145

I was done…

146

Just the tip…

147

You ain’t gotta die to be dead to me…

148

All good intentions…

149

I am coming back on a mission…

150

I stopped and was…

151

Gumchucks…

152

The left big toe…

153

Mary Mary…

154

NHS Induction…

155

Positive Skeletal Position…

156

Thirsty Thursday...

157

How’s it stacking;)???

158

Is your body safe???

159

You have to touch it…

160

Heather Evans. Making Music…

161

I was a half inch taller after the appointment…

162

Meet Daniel Waclwiw…

163

Meet Kai Kaiser…

164

To those who matter…

165

55!!!

166

20 days???

167

A pillow I will make…

168

What’s in a number???

169

It’s NOT my party and I’ll cry if I want to…

170

Troglodyte???What will you do???

171

Internal Decapitation???

172

Checking out the frequency…

173

Breakdown…

174

Floppy Body…

175

Clean Catch anyone???

176

Statler and Waldorf…

177

Up on the house top…

178

Your fascia always remembers!!!

179

CHiPS and Dirty Sandy…

180

Eileen’s Pousada…

181

How do you kegel???

182

Don’t take away my large fries and large soda pop. Unless it’ll cure me…

183

Purse Bucket…

184

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!!!

185

I now have scientific proof…

186

Brain Stew…

187

EVH MGK EDS

188

Bench, Binge, Bitch…

189

No pain? No gain???

190

Stuck in fright or flight…

191

The 12th hour…

192

$49???

193

Long haired silver sister…

194

I’m an onion…

195

Why I have been absent???

196

Do you feel lucky??!

197

Is there an end date???

198

Bane of my existence…

199

It is what it is…

200

Heart and Soul…

201

Figuring it out…

202

Allie

203

My desire to find relief is going to happen…

204

Tongue Pulling…

205

No time for proper grammar???

206

Patch it up…

207

The future of EDS. Meghana Venkatesha

208

Ponyboy. Stay Gold…

209

Building my own way to health…

210

Disability Sex Aids???

211

Turn me right round baby…

212

Bat out of hell…

213

Behind Closed Doors…

214

A Good Day…

215

Stick a fork in it…

216

One is the loneliest…

217

I’ve got the coolest job if I only got paid…

218

Can I be maintained???

219

Reminiscing…

220

Party of one…

221

Meet AJ Whitney…

222

I’m in control…

223

A moist chocolate muffin…

224

Can it be any deeper???

225

Let’s find the adhesion…

226

Looking in my rear-view mirror…

227

Turn and face the strange…

228

I owe. I owe…

229

Still too tight? There’s more???

230

We’ve all got it. But it’s not created equally…

231

Just unstick it…

232

The Coccyx Chronicles…

233

Maybe my coccyx was embarrassed???

234

We planned our Emergency C-Section…

235

If you get this…You GET ME!!! Thank you:)

236

Jersey Boys Done…

237

Monkey Body and concessions…

238

Has hell frozen over???

239

What a rush!!!

240

Bionic Woman???

241

Come on Eileen…

242

Strong Woman???

243

4 hours and 2 minutes…

244

Riding Shotgun…

245

The invisible was visible…

246

Learning how to operate this body…

247

EDS does not define me…

248

My substance…

249

Desperately seeking…

250

Meditation Zebra…

251

Miss Langley and struck by lightning twice!!!

252

When to say when???

253

My head now fits…

254

On my way to fascial counterstrain…

255

I’m getting in my own way…

256

Too fast? Too hard? Do you!!!

257

Which way do I go???

258

Imposter Syndrome???

259

There has to be a win…

260

27 minutes in my head…

261

Signs. Signs. Signs…

262

The Reenactment…

263

Post menopausal!!!

264

No Good Deed…

265

I will get it done…

266

Stress I guess???

267

A putty tat???

268

Today is the day…

269

While waiting for my son…

270

New head space..

271

No time like the present…

272

I am trying…

273

I have to be responsible…

274

I don’t feel grown up…

275

You need to stand strong…

276

Feeling odd…

277

Refuse to be a prisoner…

278

Rose Colored Glasses???

279

I did from start to finish…

280

WKRP and Shingles..

281

Ready or not…

282

I was out…

283

Catitude. C1-C7…

284

Go one step further…

285

I never knew…

286

AWOLZebra.com

287

I met my buddy Mel…

288

Getting to know me…

289

Slowly got up. But I got up!!!

290

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291

We need to start making plans…

292

My body is trying…

293

Do I have to???

294

When Allie stops by? We take the time to listen…

295

I am restoring my fascia to health???

296

Of course it’s time to screw things up!!!

297

hEDS on my terms…

298

Let’s detail this Ferrari…

299

Let’s GoLytely!!!

300

The deep deep hole…

301

Itching my way back…

302

No pain. Lots of gains!!!

303

It just stopped…

304

Waking up my body…

305

4 hours but worth it…

306

Vacuum Sealed Body???

307

I can’t believe it…

308

Gone. For the first time in four years…

309

The laxatives…

310

Am I yelling???

311

Me??? Bitter???

312

My body didn’t forget…

313

If I go immediately after…

314

What a difference…

315

5th time’s the charm…

316

The jar…

317

Moving Day…

318

Margarita Mama…

319

On the move again…

320

Hopeful…

321

Sore but happy…

322

Decluttering…

323

Feeling a bit stronger…

324

Update…

325

Did everything right. I thought…

326

Glad Trash Bag 1. CHristie 0…

327

If it can happen at 54???

328

My PS…

329

I can’t fake it…

330

Will I ever snake again???

331

On the way home…

332

On my way to PT…

333

I will ponder it tomorrow…

334

What in the heck???

335

Moving wouldn’t help…

336

Being straight is an issue???

337

Eating in a restaurant booth required more than my skills…

338

I promised my mother in law…

339

Couldn’t lift my head…

340

I did it!!

341

Normalcy???

342

Finding my inner Monica…

343

Continuing my conversation…

344

Is this the way it should be???

345

One more try…

346

I’ve got venom in me…

347

My breakdown moment…

348

Sarah Styles sings and more…

349

Dr David Packer…

350

“released” ???

351

I thought I was doing nothing…

352

Meet Erin Driver…

353

COVID and hEDS???

354

No pulling???

355

Gloom. Despair…

356

Feeling ornery…

357

The ceiling is not so entertaining…

358

My head is not settled…

359

When in doubt…

360

Now the muscles…

361

I did something stupid…

362

Do you have a buddy???

363

My head wasn’t on straight…

364

Brain fog and stuff. With Julee.

365

There are no redo’s!!!

366

This side of 30…

367

Bodywork is never ending for me…

368

On the road again…

369

Trying to act like like nothings wrong…

370

Is being tired normal???

371

Before I eat my sweet potato…

372

Had to run to Lowe’s…

373

Another age spot…

374

Today was a good day???

375

I can’t believe it!!!

376

Popped out of bed…

377

A shower and a chat…

378

Just getting one in…

379

No inflammation markers…

380

It takes awhile to figure out…

381

It started in the bedroom.

382

Did the NUCCA work???

383

During therapy…

384

I am on my way to my NUCCA appointment…

385

An educated EDS ER doctor???

386

Better late than never…

387

Neck spasms still???

388

My tailbone’s connected…

389

CHristie Dumptie…

390

Desperate times???

391

Guilt…

392

At least it’s back to normal…

393

Rock bottom…

394

Let the music play…

395

The Golden Girls…

396

East bound and down…

397

NUCCA’s back…

398

Mrs Doubtfire…

399

A quick hidey ho…

400

An off day…

401

No back up plan…

402

The girl in the plastic bubble…

403

I am my own worst enemy…

404

Poison ivy is winning…

405

Not quite ready for prime time…

406

Hanging out with Hannah…

407

I have the vapors…

408

Hannah…

409

Pick up that axe…

410

Mama’s cooking…

411

Meet Carolyn Bryan…

412

Charmed…

413

I’m still me…

414

Two left feet…

415

The foundation finally…

416

Validation…

417

Anja the first…

418

Handle it with humor…

419

My Support Goat…

420

Catching up with Allie…

421

I must multitask. Join me while I shower…

422

It’s time for Buy, Sell or Trade on AWOL Zebra with CLH…

423

My muscles aren’t weak…

424

Recipes with Allie Gillies…

425

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia…

426

Collapsible midsection…

427

It’s not egg drop soup…

428

Minute by minute…

429

Over the edge…

430

Taking a quick break…

431

The day I lost 36 pounds…

432

My EDS Community…

433

Not the day I had planned…

434

Watching the dot go away…

435

Cassandra A Campbell. Chronic Warriors Academy.

436

I am still the mom and the wife…

437

An outing with my son…

438

Get empowered!!!

439

Tongue stuff…

440

No more soda???

441

My husband fixed it…

442

Axel Bohlin. The Fascia Guide…

443

Figuring it out…

444

It was my fault…

445

Restructuring my body…

446

Fine again…

447

Fakin’ it???

448

Candida is more than a song…

449

$250 or cancel???

450

It’s because of Tom Robinson…

451

Are you a cookie???

452

Water seeks its own level…

453

Planning my own trip…

454

WA BAM!!!

455

Where’s your head at???

456

What a difference a day and salt makes…

457

hEDS IRL…the raw truth…

458

Jon Rodis. Don’t give up…

459

Katt Williams and 4 years…

460

Let’s Ocean 11 that…

461

Shower for two???

462

My hips wiggle now!!!

463

Funk-ytown…

464

You look giddy…

465

Two doors down…

466

Join me while I multitask…

467

Getting adjusted to being productive…

468

Be careful what you wish for…

469

I wanted the jaws of life to separate me…

470

My Scars N Stripes. Patti and Chris. Advocating as a couple…

471

Funny looking female…

472

Then the pharmacist said…

473

The end of the ebony facade…

474

I had a second…

475

Your dreams have no time limit…

476

Mrs VonDuBell’s fire hydrant…

477

Just thinking…

478

Chloe Ryder. Making a difference…

479

I was faking it…

480

I looked in the mirror…

481

She was a b***h…

482

Demand answers…

483

Work on your fascia…

484

Meet Aunia Kahn…

485

Hot Child in the City…

486

I don’t feel well…

487

One more thing…

488

I am not a delicate flower…

489

Down and out…

490

How did I lose a day???

491

Self caring my rear end off…

492

Positivity with Allie Gillies…

493

The rabbit done died…

494

Taking a dip with Yvonne Hebert…

495

A Code 6 violation…

496

My coup de grâce…

497

Over the shoulder boulder holder…

498

I found my golden goose…

499

The changes are continuing…

500

It’s like voodoo magic…

501

Another modality…

502

An angry UTI…

503

Searching for the positive…

504

Breathe in deep to your navel…

505

A mushroom cloud went poof…

506

Forgiving yourself with Allie Gillies…

507

Emmy Smallwood. A conversation…

508

There’s no rabbit down my hole…

509

What fresh hell is this now???

510

Going commando…

511

1. 2. 3. My anger leaves me…

512

A stranger in my kitchen…

513

I got deflated…

514

Me and AnnMarie Cross…

515

One day. One room. One task…

516

No more Mr Nice Guy…

517

Isn’t the patient always right???

518

Winner winner…

519

Riding shotgun with my husband…

520

It’s harder than I thought…

521

Axel Bohlin and The Fascia Guide…

522

The day after FCS…

523

My quest for practitioners…

524

The lows are worse than I thought…

525

Dippy bird…

526

Comfortably numb…

527

Axel Bohlin from the Fascia Guide…

528

Today was a good day…

529

I didn’t realize I needed today so badly…

530

I am admitting it now…

531

Faith and Fascia with Timberley Gray…

532

I remembered…

533

Zebra…by Lola…

534

Finding my way isn’t easy…

535

There is no time limit on grieving…

536

I can’t think I can do it all…

537

I will not feel like a number…

538

Eliminate the negative…

539

I’m planning ahead…

540

I think I can find better use of my time…

541

Today is a bed day…

542

Then Karlie called…

543

It was by happenstance…

544

Faking it…

545

A little bit of everything…

546

Head over heels…

547

My body feels like a wet noodle…

548

How many licks does it take???

549

Unkink the straw…

550

Jon Rodis and the Connective Tissue Coalition…

551

A letter from Lynne…

552

It suck’s! Then? What a difference…

553

The snake is dead…

554

You know who you are…

555

It’s too late for me…

556

Hit rewind…

557

You’ve just passed Stuckey’s…

558

I don’t do just one…

559

50 ways…

560

I need more than the normal amount…

561

Fantasy Island…

562

Dignity and grace???

563

Total fascial exhaustion…

564

The modality I did yesterday…

565

I WAS HEARD…

566

Like my heroes Joe Hoppel and Mike ARLO. Hampton Roads Radio in Virginia…

567

I hate social media VIDEOS!!!

568

I still need fascial remodeling!!!

569

You’ve got to fight…

570

Join me…

571

20 more miles until I get to heaven…

572

It was my FASCIA…

573

S***t or get off the pot…

574

I accidentally butt dialed…

575

6:23pmEST

576

Axel Bohlin. Creator of…

577

I’m bad. I’m Nationwide…

578

Itchycoo Park…

579

I feel like a human jenga…

580

Advocating with Bobbi Suponski…

581

My first attempt at aqua therapy…

582

I am left with a crappy structure…

583

Now the strengthening…

584

My knee noise quit…

585

A constant struggle…

586

No overnight fix…

587

Never expected this…

588

Meet Montanna Glaze…esp NJ Peeps…

589

This is a test…

590

Let the quarters fall…

591

My house is a bustling…

592

Procrastination Blinders…

593

My body does what???

594

Took me THREE times…

595

What fresh hell is this???

596

What a way to start…

597

My body works differently…

598

It wasn’t normal???

599

Wow! What a difference…

600

Up all night…

601

I got nothing done…

602

For whatever reasons you listen…

603

Jackie Blue…

604

Accepting is a process…

605

Another comorbidity…

606

Remodeling your fascia…

607

We’re out and about…

608

I broke my tailbone…

609

Reminiscing…

610

Learning slowly…

611

Trying out the posture shirt…

612

Still learning…

613

Brain fog and stuff…

614

Sofia’s Baby Shower…. NEW YEAR PART2

615

It’s a NEW YEAR…

616

Thank you…

617

Not exactly where I wanted to be…

618

I was so defeated…

619

I think I can. I think I can…

620

Resting is productive…

621

It’s truly happening…

622

Breathing and more with Mel…

623

WBIC. Let’s listen to my tree…

624

Failure is not an option…

625

There is a method to my madness…

626

No one owes you anything…

627

I can’t believe the relief…

628

Down to the nitty gritty…

629

Down and super out…

630

Slept all day…

631

The warmest and moistest ever…

632

Just another day in paradise…

633

Afraid of the hump…

634

Enough is enough…

635

Hopeless in Virginia…

636

Big Lola stops by…

637

Toxic Positivity with Aunia Kahn…

638

Off with their heads…

639

Is it the flu or toxins???

640

Tenderize your fascia…

641

Another setback???

642

Bachelor in Paradise…

643

Chatting with Julee Cruz…

644

You won’t believe this…

645

Momentary breakdown…

646

Just one day…

647

Will I ever learn???

648

There’s less and less pink…

649

My internal girdle!!!

650

I got another day…

651

I know what I said…

652

Body is improving…

653

The pelvic floor with Amie Newberry…

654

Drastic times??? Drastic measures???

655

Momentary set back…

656

My internal girdle released…

657

Feeling off kilter…

658

Haven’t been able to do that in years...

659

Only took me 6 hours…

660

We got our AWOL Zebra…

661

48-72 hours…

662

Down but not out…

663

Before and after…

664

One salt pill and adhesion at a time…

665

Peace out…

666

Struggling with myself…

667

Tried going back to bed…

668

I stayed awake!!!

669

Not what I expected…

670

Unable to keep up…

671

Amie Newberry and AJ Carver…

672

Trying to cram it all in…

673

Listen to my fascia party trick…

674

Sunrise at Chic Fil A…

675

I shopped and more…

676

It took me 3 times…

677

It felt like a boa constrictor inside my body…

678

Another exercise bites the dust…

679

Ran out of the bromide…

680

Fascial remodeling gave me my life back…

681

2 years in…

682

Guest blogger for a day…

683

We all deal differently…

684

My body’s coming back to life…

685

Down but not out…

686

Shortcuts and stuff…

687

What a weekend!!!

688

The Tropical Plant Lady on Etsy…

689

I have a new EDS PT…

690

Standing in the pantry…

691

Axel Bohlin, creator, of the Fascia Guide…

692

My husband…

693

The vanity is clean…

694

I washed the remote…

695

My confession…

696

Out of sorts…

697

Relief in the release…

698

Fascial health with Tamara Renee…

699

As I babble…

700

I’m not a good passenger…

701

Going commando…

702

While soaking in an Epsom Salt bath…

703

Hours later…

704

Not even 24 hours…

705

Date night at Lowe’s…

706

Bound and determined…

707

I was motivated…

708

Can’t give in just yet…

709

Disappointed in myself…

710

If only I could replace me…

711

Releasing the toxins…

712

I don’t have the patience…

713

While waiting for my husband…

714

My state of bliss interrupted…

715

It’s the position of my neck…

716

An impromptu event…

717

I’m all stupped up…

718

Trying to fit it all in…

719

Theater of the mind…

720

The Breather…

721

The Year of CHristie…

722

My 5 year plan…

723

Fell asleep on the couch…

724

Not my marriage…

725

We’re in this together…

726

They have a pill for everything…

727

Still going…

728

Still went down…

729

My 30 plus day challenge…

730

What is she selling???

731

The Dead Files…

732

Calamity Janie. An interview…

733

Put on my big girl panties…

734

When I ran out of toilet paper…

735

Strawberry letter 23…

736

I have a serious aversion to…

737

I need to breathe…

738

Please don’t say that in public…

739

Twins with Amaryllis Keller…

740

30 minutes ago…

741

Could this be my new thing???

742

There’s no editing in real life…

743

From high to low…

744

35th high school class reunion…

745

Pacing…

746

A gold medal day…

747

Stress…

748

And then came the poem…

749

My husband caught me…

750

Thriving with Krisanne Bradley…

751

Trying to figure it out…

752

The things I now must do…

753

Meet Christy Roberts…

754

Just squeeze me…

755

Not used to this feeling…

756

Shoe jail…

757

Where did the cup go???

758

I totally forgot…

759

I feel like I’m failing…

760

10 minutes later…

761

The day before school…

762

My day concludes…

763

The start of my day…

764

Hit me like a brick…

765

Falling apart…

766

Lost my thigh gap…

767

Like a bat out of…

768

Pencil in my mouth…

769

You need to rest…

770

Excuse me while I yawn…

771

Mother of the year???

772

Before the interview…

773

Fight or flight???

774

Is it mind over matter???

775

Me and Helen(Dannii Conway)…

776

Before Helen(Dannii Conway) intro…

777

I am a basket case…

778

A laugh coach???

779

The school hypochondriac…

780

What cat hair???

781

It’s capital C capital H…

782

If I ask my husband to touch it one more time…

783

Even my town has evolved…

784

Giving an elephant an enema…

785

I have a plan…

786

Watching the Roku fish go by…

787

Today sucks…

788

For the first time in 3 years…

789

Little Feat tickets???

790

Just because you hurt…

791

All the I used to’s…

792

I could only ask you this…

793

Stubborn I am…

794

It’s happening…

795

Me and Kim…

796

My boy’s back…

797

Has hell frozen over???

798

My insides relaxed…

799

I think I’m grumpy…

800

All I did…

801

Is the brain fog real???

802

Jane says…

803

I don’t want to be a dumbass…

804

I like big butts…

805

Stay tuned…

806

My house is clean!!!

807

We put the fun in dysfunctional…

808

Back up…

809

Slowly making my way back…

810

My body stopped…

811

No more bridging for me…

812

I’m back In the saddle again…

813

Losing my will to fight…

814

What am I doing???

815

Flat on my back…

816

Got a ring…

817

Ulterior motives…

818

How rude???

819

It was Colonel Mustard…

820

The pain!!! The pain!!!

821

My biggest fear…

822

Not every day will be your best…

823

Changes…

824

I quit…

825

My body is not cooperating…

826

I can’t believe it…

827

Still counting the days…

828

Another modality bites the dust???

829

Of course I was doing it wrong…

830

Broke out the hot glue gun…

831

Axes and liquor soon…

832

One large fries. One large coke.

833

Don’t forget the bromide…

834

A lot of crying in Cake Wars…

835

Land of the Lost…

836

While cooking dinner…

837

Ripped like Linda Hamilton???

838

While trying to figure out what to do…

839

Just one of those days…

840

Finally got up out of bed…

841

On the porch…

842

Talking in circles…

843

After my fascia appointment…

844

Just got home from PT…

845

Is this it???

846

Throw in the towel???

847

PRT in a nutshell…

848

PRT and more…

849

Walk like an Egyptian…

850

Still quite anal…

851

A 40 piece McNugget???

852

I got the best last…

853

Not much to report…

854

No good deed…

855

Bippity, Bobbity, Boo…

856

Accept with a twist…

857

Slap me on the fanny…

858

CHristie 2.0!!!

859

Make hEDS your bitch…

860

What a screw up…

861

There once was a girl…

862

What dignity???

863

Multitasking is a thing of the past…

864

What fresh hell is this???

865

Time to fly the coop???

866

The hawk has landed…

867

I love the smell of bacon…

868

Something’s gotta go wrong…

869

My new G Spot…

870

Don’t forget the brassiere…

871

Losin’ it…

872

Yay me!!!

873

On the road…

874

The AWOL Zebra Fascia-Nation😉…

875

I feel kind of back…

876

Still can’t see…

877

I almost made it…

878

Pyridostigmine Bromide…

879

Another comorbidity???

880

Just a little dip…

881

You look like a whore😉…

882

Sometimes there is no fix…

883

What does the fox say…

884

Ghost gives birth to litter of kittens…

885

24 hours and counting…

886

This again???

887

I’m learning…

888

Nothing much going on here…

889

Just 2 hours later…

890

Did you know???

891

I remembered…

892

I looked like Quasimodo…

893

It’s a rainy day…

894

I hot glued the world…

895

Lunch with Jennifer…

896

Roll me up and smoke me…

897

Gettin’ there…

898

And…

899

All about the Benjamin’s…

900

We’ve still got that chemistry…

901

If it wasn’t for the AZA…

902

And the stuffing floated away…

903

I did my three things…

904

I think it’s PTSD…

905

The AWOL Zebra pact…

906

Was it the brain fog???

907

Image shmimage…

908

Back on crutches…

909

Is this my new normal???

910

Clean sheets. Clean body. Dirty mind…part 3

911

Driving to get my son…part 2

912

I’m going to change the sheets…part 1

913

Pigs can see the sky…

914

And the neti pot won…

915

Didn’t get everything done…

916

Time to eulogize the old me…

917

While sittin in my new driveway…

918

Grab the mallet…

919

Did you know it was Easter???

920

The picture…

921

50 shades of me…

922

Blowing through a straw…

923

For giggles and grins…

924

Be more upbeat…

925

I fell on my face…

926

My legs are sweatin’ mama…

927

It was orgasmic…

928

I’m in a state of funk…

929

Woke up at 7:50…

930

It’s not just pain…

931

I don’t fit in???

932

Now what…

933

I wanted sex…

934

Dr Jekyll and Mrs Hyde…

935

The stress is winning…

936

I tried…

937

Stuck in bed. But hopeful???

938

Here there and everywhere…

939

Stress you didn’t know about…

940

Me and Annecy…

941

Me and Cara…

942

Let’s talk about sex…

943

Being a caregiver…

944

3 ways to care for you.

945

Blood pressure…

946

The pelvic floor…

947

I was going to talk about the pelvic floor…

948

13 years…

949

Grateful for this pain???

950

hEDS isn’t just for the individual…

951

I know what that look means…

952

The feet…

953

Overwhelmed!!! Join me…

954

It’s time to accept and take control…

955

Me and Julie

956

No more Pilates for this old broad…

957

One more tidbit…

958

There can’t be just one…

959

Every breath you take…

960

Here are the keys to the castle…

961

The toilet…

962

Proper posture…

963

We DO NOT scar well…

964

Fascia as a flow…

965

Fascia loads and unloads pressure…

966

Et tu, Brute???

967

OMG!!!

968

The four layers of fascia…

969

Le freak…

970

Water seeks its own level…

971

Underlying causation???

972

Fascia affects mental health???

973

Records evolved to CD’s…

974

I chased the carrot they dangled in front of me…

975

I’ve been my cats pillow…

976

I’ll do it…

977

Sex wedges…

978

OMG! I have hEDS…

979

I can’t believe what I was asked today…

980

Release the helms…

981

Breaking News…

982

I was a total bitch…

983

Even the turtles are protected…

984

You don’t have to have the right equipment…

985

So happy! I couldn’t wait to share!!!

986

When you’re not prepared…

987

When you run out of gas…

988

Would you put new tires on an old rusty pinto?

989

While on hold for 40 minutes and 33 seconds…

990

Love is a battlefield…

991

Post MAT…

992

If you’re ever on Jeopardy…

993

Pumpkin Part 3

994

Pumpkin Part 2

995

I turned back into a pumpkin…

996

What I would tell my younger self…

997

The after party…

998

We finally met…

999

A bonus moment…

1000

Just came to support…