All Episodes
AWOL Zebra : Fascia and living with hEDS — 1000 episodes
Movin’ in and movin’ out…
Pandiculate with me…
The Sound of a Bucket List: Meet Ella Coonen…
Skatetown, USA…
Empty nest to be…
Welcome to the group…
Multi-tasking isn’t the way it used to be for me…
Minute by minute…
Freak out…
Pure bitch…
Preparing for the next chapter…
Unwinding from within…
Freddie Krueger Vagina issues…
You’re in the way…
Seize the day…
Dreena Burton. The creator of Fascia Flo…
Axel Bohlin on Fascia…
I’m gettin’ myself a bubble booty…
Every move I make…
Have I really been out for 12 hours???
All mind over matter???
Thank you Ashley Black. The Nexcia is the future…
Find your Regina…
Even more confused…
Going through the motions…
A duet is better together…
I must. So I must…
Open Posture. Open Mind…
I wish I came with instructions…
Method to my madness…
Meghana Venkatasha stops by after graduation…
Water seeks its own level…
Lengthen your core…
Natalie Pendergrass: The HyperStrong Method…
Jessi Davison stops by to chat…
$31.50+$5.99 S&H or free shipping if you get 2 or more…
Engage those intercostals…
Is this what stability feels like???
Years of PT and I finally figured it out…
My Uber days are over…
This little piggy went to…
My daughter from another mother…
Go AWOL!!!
Walking in rhythm…
Inherent the wind…
Rub a dub dub…
Penny Can…
Tripod foot. Jazz toes. Spread ‘em…
Is this it???
Can do!!!
Put me in a wheelchair because it’s easier???
Does it even matter???
Beware. Eruption pending…
Getting back into life…
My head is staying on…
Snake oil or oxytocin???
Crazy or common sense???
My invisible illness is quite visible to me…
What have you done for you lately???
Listen to what the man says…
You can get with this or you can get with that…
Hey Vern!!!
Hoping to right a wrong…
Dr. Richard Nahas talks Fascia and Pain…
Defeated but not out???
Toweling off after my shower…
Prison…
Serendipity…
Shingles and more…
Be careful what you say…
Follow the pain…
And on and on and…
I can’t. I just can’t…
Not at 55!?!
Pulling back the curtain…
This is how porn starts…
Shelli Mae…
I CAN! I WILL! I MUST!!!
Uber and stuff…
Let’s run this b***h…
Pure Spectrum CBD 15% off…
Finally got my money back…
Crazy Horse Jorgenson…
You gotta know when to hold ‘em…
Verbiage…
Periodological…
Sorry. Not sorry???
What fresh hell is this???
Happy New Year!!!
The AWOL Zebra Talent Show!!!
Who are you on hold with???
Christmas or just another day…
Put a bird on it…
You’re being too loud…AGAIN
Confuse your stress…
Let’s fold laundry…
Lazy tongue or hypotonia???
My tool broke in the middle of using it…
I was there virtually…
Practice and Patience???
If self care isn’t helping…
Kinesthesia…
You’re worth it…
Does Zyrtec make you sleepy???
Safelite Repair Safelite Replace…and State Farm
Wild Mountain Honey…
‘Twas the night before Christmas. AWOL Zebra style…
‘Twas the night meets AWOL Zebra…
9 minutes of hell to 9 minutes healthy…
Blowin’ out candles not with our mouth…
Is this real???
Off to the Caribbean…
Coffee $3.50. Safelite Repair. Safelite Replace…time together? Priceless…
My method works???
I want you to want me…
‘Twas the night first version…
Sometimes a version needs an update…
I am up and cooking…
How I made my husband happy…
Cherry picking…
Do you brush your teeth in the shower or the sink???
Back to business…
My body wants to heal…
Sponsify…
Faking the funk…
I stopped doing The Mighty Breath…
My bulbous nose…
Another one bites the dust???
No more THUTT…
We shouldn’t but we do…
Every minute of every day…
October Slide???
A straw and water…
Me? Normal gait ???
Gonna get dog bit…
Changes from within…
Oil can…
Just because…
I had the answer inside me the entire time…
Ain’t no rest for the wicked…
This is for you…
Water seeks it’s own level…
My internal compression garment…
Up, up and away…
Your chocolate got in my peanut butter…
One slap on the derrière…
I must do this…
Fascia Rescue…
An impromptu conversation…
Breathwork can be musical…
Hiatus…
Slowly but surely…
We cannot stop…
The power of kindness…
Going for broke…
My curtain dress…
Sweathogs…
I was done…
Just the tip…
You ain’t gotta die to be dead to me…
All good intentions…
I am coming back on a mission…
I stopped and was…
Gumchucks…
The left big toe…
Mary Mary…
NHS Induction…
Positive Skeletal Position…
Thirsty Thursday...
How’s it stacking;)???
Is your body safe???
You have to touch it…
Heather Evans. Making Music…
I was a half inch taller after the appointment…
Meet Daniel Waclwiw…
Meet Kai Kaiser…
To those who matter…
55!!!
20 days???
A pillow I will make…
What’s in a number???
It’s NOT my party and I’ll cry if I want to…
Troglodyte???What will you do???
Internal Decapitation???
Checking out the frequency…
Breakdown…
Floppy Body…
Clean Catch anyone???
Statler and Waldorf…
Up on the house top…
Your fascia always remembers!!!
CHiPS and Dirty Sandy…
Eileen’s Pousada…
How do you kegel???
Don’t take away my large fries and large soda pop. Unless it’ll cure me…
Purse Bucket…
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!!!
I now have scientific proof…
Brain Stew…
EVH MGK EDS
Bench, Binge, Bitch…
No pain? No gain???
Stuck in fright or flight…
The 12th hour…
$49???
Long haired silver sister…
I’m an onion…
Why I have been absent???
Do you feel lucky??!
Is there an end date???
Bane of my existence…
It is what it is…
Heart and Soul…
Figuring it out…
Allie
My desire to find relief is going to happen…
Tongue Pulling…
No time for proper grammar???
Patch it up…
The future of EDS. Meghana Venkatesha
Ponyboy. Stay Gold…
Building my own way to health…
Disability Sex Aids???
Turn me right round baby…
Bat out of hell…
Behind Closed Doors…
A Good Day…
Stick a fork in it…
One is the loneliest…
I’ve got the coolest job if I only got paid…
Can I be maintained???
Reminiscing…
Party of one…
Meet AJ Whitney…
I’m in control…
A moist chocolate muffin…
Can it be any deeper???
Let’s find the adhesion…
Looking in my rear-view mirror…
Turn and face the strange…
I owe. I owe…
Still too tight? There’s more???
We’ve all got it. But it’s not created equally…
Just unstick it…
The Coccyx Chronicles…
Maybe my coccyx was embarrassed???
We planned our Emergency C-Section…
If you get this…You GET ME!!! Thank you:)
Jersey Boys Done…
Monkey Body and concessions…
Has hell frozen over???
What a rush!!!
Bionic Woman???
Come on Eileen…
Strong Woman???
4 hours and 2 minutes…
Riding Shotgun…
The invisible was visible…
Learning how to operate this body…
EDS does not define me…
My substance…
Desperately seeking…
Meditation Zebra…
Miss Langley and struck by lightning twice!!!
When to say when???
My head now fits…
On my way to fascial counterstrain…
I’m getting in my own way…
Too fast? Too hard? Do you!!!
Which way do I go???
Imposter Syndrome???
There has to be a win…
27 minutes in my head…
Signs. Signs. Signs…
The Reenactment…
Post menopausal!!!
No Good Deed…
I will get it done…
Stress I guess???
A putty tat???
Today is the day…
While waiting for my son…
New head space..
No time like the present…
I am trying…
I have to be responsible…
I don’t feel grown up…
You need to stand strong…
Feeling odd…
Refuse to be a prisoner…
Rose Colored Glasses???
I did from start to finish…
WKRP and Shingles..
Ready or not…
I was out…
Catitude. C1-C7…
Go one step further…
I never knew…
AWOLZebra.com
I met my buddy Mel…
Getting to know me…
Slowly got up. But I got up!!!
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We need to start making plans…
My body is trying…
Do I have to???
When Allie stops by? We take the time to listen…
I am restoring my fascia to health???
Of course it’s time to screw things up!!!
hEDS on my terms…
Let’s detail this Ferrari…
Let’s GoLytely!!!
The deep deep hole…
Itching my way back…
No pain. Lots of gains!!!
It just stopped…
Waking up my body…
4 hours but worth it…
Vacuum Sealed Body???
I can’t believe it…
Gone. For the first time in four years…
The laxatives…
Am I yelling???
Me??? Bitter???
My body didn’t forget…
If I go immediately after…
What a difference…
5th time’s the charm…
The jar…
Moving Day…
Margarita Mama…
On the move again…
Hopeful…
Sore but happy…
Decluttering…
Feeling a bit stronger…
Update…
Did everything right. I thought…
Glad Trash Bag 1. CHristie 0…
If it can happen at 54???
My PS…
I can’t fake it…
Will I ever snake again???
On the way home…
On my way to PT…
I will ponder it tomorrow…
What in the heck???
Moving wouldn’t help…
Being straight is an issue???
Eating in a restaurant booth required more than my skills…
I promised my mother in law…
Couldn’t lift my head…
I did it!!
Normalcy???
Finding my inner Monica…
Continuing my conversation…
Is this the way it should be???
One more try…
I’ve got venom in me…
My breakdown moment…
Sarah Styles sings and more…
Dr David Packer…
“released” ???
I thought I was doing nothing…
Meet Erin Driver…
COVID and hEDS???
No pulling???
Gloom. Despair…
Feeling ornery…
The ceiling is not so entertaining…
My head is not settled…
When in doubt…
Now the muscles…
I did something stupid…
Do you have a buddy???
My head wasn’t on straight…
Brain fog and stuff. With Julee.
There are no redo’s!!!
This side of 30…
Bodywork is never ending for me…
On the road again…
Trying to act like like nothings wrong…
Is being tired normal???
Before I eat my sweet potato…
Had to run to Lowe’s…
Another age spot…
Today was a good day???
I can’t believe it!!!
Popped out of bed…
A shower and a chat…
Just getting one in…
No inflammation markers…
It takes awhile to figure out…
It started in the bedroom.
Did the NUCCA work???
During therapy…
I am on my way to my NUCCA appointment…
An educated EDS ER doctor???
Better late than never…
Neck spasms still???
My tailbone’s connected…
CHristie Dumptie…
Desperate times???
Guilt…
At least it’s back to normal…
Rock bottom…
Let the music play…
The Golden Girls…
East bound and down…
NUCCA’s back…
Mrs Doubtfire…
A quick hidey ho…
An off day…
No back up plan…
The girl in the plastic bubble…
I am my own worst enemy…
Poison ivy is winning…
Not quite ready for prime time…
Hanging out with Hannah…
I have the vapors…
Hannah…
Pick up that axe…
Mama’s cooking…
Meet Carolyn Bryan…
Charmed…
I’m still me…
Two left feet…
The foundation finally…
Validation…
Anja the first…
Handle it with humor…
My Support Goat…
Catching up with Allie…
I must multitask. Join me while I shower…
It’s time for Buy, Sell or Trade on AWOL Zebra with CLH…
My muscles aren’t weak…
Recipes with Allie Gillies…
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia…
Collapsible midsection…
It’s not egg drop soup…
Minute by minute…
Over the edge…
Taking a quick break…
The day I lost 36 pounds…
My EDS Community…
Not the day I had planned…
Watching the dot go away…
Cassandra A Campbell. Chronic Warriors Academy.
I am still the mom and the wife…
An outing with my son…
Get empowered!!!
Tongue stuff…
No more soda???
My husband fixed it…
Axel Bohlin. The Fascia Guide…
Figuring it out…
It was my fault…
Restructuring my body…
Fine again…
Fakin’ it???
Candida is more than a song…
$250 or cancel???
It’s because of Tom Robinson…
Are you a cookie???
Water seeks its own level…
Planning my own trip…
WA BAM!!!
Where’s your head at???
What a difference a day and salt makes…
hEDS IRL…the raw truth…
Jon Rodis. Don’t give up…
Katt Williams and 4 years…
Let’s Ocean 11 that…
Shower for two???
My hips wiggle now!!!
Funk-ytown…
You look giddy…
Two doors down…
Join me while I multitask…
Getting adjusted to being productive…
Be careful what you wish for…
I wanted the jaws of life to separate me…
My Scars N Stripes. Patti and Chris. Advocating as a couple…
Funny looking female…
Then the pharmacist said…
The end of the ebony facade…
I had a second…
Your dreams have no time limit…
Mrs VonDuBell’s fire hydrant…
Just thinking…
Chloe Ryder. Making a difference…
I was faking it…
I looked in the mirror…
She was a b***h…
Demand answers…
Work on your fascia…
Meet Aunia Kahn…
Hot Child in the City…
I don’t feel well…
One more thing…
I am not a delicate flower…
Down and out…
How did I lose a day???
Self caring my rear end off…
Positivity with Allie Gillies…
The rabbit done died…
Taking a dip with Yvonne Hebert…
A Code 6 violation…
My coup de grâce…
Over the shoulder boulder holder…
I found my golden goose…
The changes are continuing…
It’s like voodoo magic…
Another modality…
An angry UTI…
Searching for the positive…
Breathe in deep to your navel…
A mushroom cloud went poof…
Forgiving yourself with Allie Gillies…
Emmy Smallwood. A conversation…
There’s no rabbit down my hole…
What fresh hell is this now???
Going commando…
1. 2. 3. My anger leaves me…
A stranger in my kitchen…
I got deflated…
Me and AnnMarie Cross…
One day. One room. One task…
No more Mr Nice Guy…
Isn’t the patient always right???
Winner winner…
Riding shotgun with my husband…
It’s harder than I thought…
Axel Bohlin and The Fascia Guide…
The day after FCS…
My quest for practitioners…
The lows are worse than I thought…
Dippy bird…
Comfortably numb…
Axel Bohlin from the Fascia Guide…
Today was a good day…
I didn’t realize I needed today so badly…
I am admitting it now…
Faith and Fascia with Timberley Gray…
I remembered…
Zebra…by Lola…
Finding my way isn’t easy…
There is no time limit on grieving…
I can’t think I can do it all…
I will not feel like a number…
Eliminate the negative…
I’m planning ahead…
I think I can find better use of my time…
Today is a bed day…
Then Karlie called…
It was by happenstance…
Faking it…
A little bit of everything…
Head over heels…
My body feels like a wet noodle…
How many licks does it take???
Unkink the straw…
Jon Rodis and the Connective Tissue Coalition…
A letter from Lynne…
It suck’s! Then? What a difference…
The snake is dead…
You know who you are…
It’s too late for me…
Hit rewind…
You’ve just passed Stuckey’s…
I don’t do just one…
50 ways…
I need more than the normal amount…
Fantasy Island…
Dignity and grace???
Total fascial exhaustion…
The modality I did yesterday…
I WAS HEARD…
Like my heroes Joe Hoppel and Mike ARLO. Hampton Roads Radio in Virginia…
I hate social media VIDEOS!!!
I still need fascial remodeling!!!
You’ve got to fight…
Join me…
20 more miles until I get to heaven…
It was my FASCIA…
S***t or get off the pot…
I accidentally butt dialed…
6:23pmEST
Axel Bohlin. Creator of…
I’m bad. I’m Nationwide…
Itchycoo Park…
I feel like a human jenga…
Advocating with Bobbi Suponski…
My first attempt at aqua therapy…
I am left with a crappy structure…
Now the strengthening…
My knee noise quit…
A constant struggle…
No overnight fix…
Never expected this…
Meet Montanna Glaze…esp NJ Peeps…
This is a test…
Let the quarters fall…
My house is a bustling…
Procrastination Blinders…
My body does what???
Took me THREE times…
What fresh hell is this???
What a way to start…
My body works differently…
It wasn’t normal???
Wow! What a difference…
Up all night…
I got nothing done…
For whatever reasons you listen…
Jackie Blue…
Accepting is a process…
Another comorbidity…
Remodeling your fascia…
We’re out and about…
I broke my tailbone…
Reminiscing…
Learning slowly…
Trying out the posture shirt…
Still learning…
Brain fog and stuff…
Sofia’s Baby Shower…. NEW YEAR PART2
It’s a NEW YEAR…
Thank you…
Not exactly where I wanted to be…
I was so defeated…
I think I can. I think I can…
Resting is productive…
It’s truly happening…
Breathing and more with Mel…
WBIC. Let’s listen to my tree…
Failure is not an option…
There is a method to my madness…
No one owes you anything…
I can’t believe the relief…
Down to the nitty gritty…
Down and super out…
Slept all day…
The warmest and moistest ever…
Just another day in paradise…
Afraid of the hump…
Enough is enough…
Hopeless in Virginia…
Big Lola stops by…
Toxic Positivity with Aunia Kahn…
Off with their heads…
Is it the flu or toxins???
Tenderize your fascia…
Another setback???
Bachelor in Paradise…
Chatting with Julee Cruz…
You won’t believe this…
Momentary breakdown…
Just one day…
Will I ever learn???
There’s less and less pink…
My internal girdle!!!
I got another day…
I know what I said…
Body is improving…
The pelvic floor with Amie Newberry…
Drastic times??? Drastic measures???
Momentary set back…
My internal girdle released…
Feeling off kilter…
Haven’t been able to do that in years...
Only took me 6 hours…
We got our AWOL Zebra…
48-72 hours…
Down but not out…
Before and after…
One salt pill and adhesion at a time…
Peace out…
Struggling with myself…
Tried going back to bed…
I stayed awake!!!
Not what I expected…
Unable to keep up…
Amie Newberry and AJ Carver…
Trying to cram it all in…
Listen to my fascia party trick…
Sunrise at Chic Fil A…
I shopped and more…
It took me 3 times…
It felt like a boa constrictor inside my body…
Another exercise bites the dust…
Ran out of the bromide…
Fascial remodeling gave me my life back…
2 years in…
Guest blogger for a day…
We all deal differently…
My body’s coming back to life…
Down but not out…
Shortcuts and stuff…
What a weekend!!!
The Tropical Plant Lady on Etsy…
I have a new EDS PT…
Standing in the pantry…
Axel Bohlin, creator, of the Fascia Guide…
My husband…
The vanity is clean…
I washed the remote…
My confession…
Out of sorts…
Relief in the release…
Fascial health with Tamara Renee…
As I babble…
I’m not a good passenger…
Going commando…
While soaking in an Epsom Salt bath…
Hours later…
Not even 24 hours…
Date night at Lowe’s…
Bound and determined…
I was motivated…
Can’t give in just yet…
Disappointed in myself…
If only I could replace me…
Releasing the toxins…
I don’t have the patience…
While waiting for my husband…
My state of bliss interrupted…
It’s the position of my neck…
An impromptu event…
I’m all stupped up…
Trying to fit it all in…
Theater of the mind…
The Breather…
The Year of CHristie…
My 5 year plan…
Fell asleep on the couch…
Not my marriage…
We’re in this together…
They have a pill for everything…
Still going…
Still went down…
My 30 plus day challenge…
What is she selling???
The Dead Files…
Calamity Janie. An interview…
Put on my big girl panties…
When I ran out of toilet paper…
Strawberry letter 23…
I have a serious aversion to…
I need to breathe…
Please don’t say that in public…
Twins with Amaryllis Keller…
30 minutes ago…
Could this be my new thing???
There’s no editing in real life…
From high to low…
35th high school class reunion…
Pacing…
A gold medal day…
Stress…
And then came the poem…
My husband caught me…
Thriving with Krisanne Bradley…
Trying to figure it out…
The things I now must do…
Meet Christy Roberts…
Just squeeze me…
Not used to this feeling…
Shoe jail…
Where did the cup go???
I totally forgot…
I feel like I’m failing…
10 minutes later…
The day before school…
My day concludes…
The start of my day…
Hit me like a brick…
Falling apart…
Lost my thigh gap…
Like a bat out of…
Pencil in my mouth…
You need to rest…
Excuse me while I yawn…
Mother of the year???
Before the interview…
Fight or flight???
Is it mind over matter???
Me and Helen(Dannii Conway)…
Before Helen(Dannii Conway) intro…
I am a basket case…
A laugh coach???
The school hypochondriac…
What cat hair???
It’s capital C capital H…
If I ask my husband to touch it one more time…
Even my town has evolved…
Giving an elephant an enema…
I have a plan…
Watching the Roku fish go by…
Today sucks…
For the first time in 3 years…
Little Feat tickets???
Just because you hurt…
All the I used to’s…
I could only ask you this…
Stubborn I am…
It’s happening…
Me and Kim…
My boy’s back…
Has hell frozen over???
My insides relaxed…
I think I’m grumpy…
All I did…
Is the brain fog real???
Jane says…
I don’t want to be a dumbass…
I like big butts…
Stay tuned…
My house is clean!!!
We put the fun in dysfunctional…
Back up…
Slowly making my way back…
My body stopped…
No more bridging for me…
I’m back In the saddle again…
Losing my will to fight…
What am I doing???
Flat on my back…
Got a ring…
Ulterior motives…
How rude???
It was Colonel Mustard…
The pain!!! The pain!!!
My biggest fear…
Not every day will be your best…
Changes…
I quit…
My body is not cooperating…
I can’t believe it…
Still counting the days…
Another modality bites the dust???
Of course I was doing it wrong…
Broke out the hot glue gun…
Axes and liquor soon…
One large fries. One large coke.
Don’t forget the bromide…
A lot of crying in Cake Wars…
Land of the Lost…
While cooking dinner…
Ripped like Linda Hamilton???
While trying to figure out what to do…
Just one of those days…
Finally got up out of bed…
On the porch…
Talking in circles…
After my fascia appointment…
Just got home from PT…
Is this it???
Throw in the towel???
PRT in a nutshell…
PRT and more…
Walk like an Egyptian…
Still quite anal…
A 40 piece McNugget???
I got the best last…
Not much to report…
No good deed…
Bippity, Bobbity, Boo…
Accept with a twist…
Slap me on the fanny…
CHristie 2.0!!!
Make hEDS your bitch…
What a screw up…
There once was a girl…
What dignity???
Multitasking is a thing of the past…
What fresh hell is this???
Time to fly the coop???
The hawk has landed…
I love the smell of bacon…
Something’s gotta go wrong…
My new G Spot…
Don’t forget the brassiere…
Losin’ it…
Yay me!!!
On the road…
The AWOL Zebra Fascia-Nation😉…
I feel kind of back…
Still can’t see…
I almost made it…
Pyridostigmine Bromide…
Another comorbidity???
Just a little dip…
You look like a whore😉…
Sometimes there is no fix…
What does the fox say…
Ghost gives birth to litter of kittens…
24 hours and counting…
This again???
I’m learning…
Nothing much going on here…
Just 2 hours later…
Did you know???
I remembered…
I looked like Quasimodo…
It’s a rainy day…
I hot glued the world…
Lunch with Jennifer…
Roll me up and smoke me…
Gettin’ there…
And…
All about the Benjamin’s…
We’ve still got that chemistry…
If it wasn’t for the AZA…
And the stuffing floated away…
I did my three things…
I think it’s PTSD…
The AWOL Zebra pact…
Was it the brain fog???
Image shmimage…
Back on crutches…
Is this my new normal???
Clean sheets. Clean body. Dirty mind…part 3
Driving to get my son…part 2
I’m going to change the sheets…part 1
Pigs can see the sky…
And the neti pot won…
Didn’t get everything done…
Time to eulogize the old me…
While sittin in my new driveway…
Grab the mallet…
Did you know it was Easter???
The picture…
50 shades of me…
Blowing through a straw…
For giggles and grins…
Be more upbeat…
I fell on my face…
My legs are sweatin’ mama…
It was orgasmic…
I’m in a state of funk…
Woke up at 7:50…
It’s not just pain…
I don’t fit in???
Now what…
I wanted sex…
Dr Jekyll and Mrs Hyde…
The stress is winning…
I tried…
Stuck in bed. But hopeful???
Here there and everywhere…
Stress you didn’t know about…
Me and Annecy…
Me and Cara…
Let’s talk about sex…
Being a caregiver…
3 ways to care for you.
Blood pressure…
The pelvic floor…
I was going to talk about the pelvic floor…
13 years…
Grateful for this pain???
hEDS isn’t just for the individual…
I know what that look means…
The feet…
Overwhelmed!!! Join me…
It’s time to accept and take control…
Me and Julie
No more Pilates for this old broad…
One more tidbit…
There can’t be just one…
Every breath you take…
Here are the keys to the castle…
The toilet…
Proper posture…
We DO NOT scar well…
Fascia as a flow…
Fascia loads and unloads pressure…
Et tu, Brute???
OMG!!!
The four layers of fascia…
Le freak…
Water seeks its own level…
Underlying causation???
Fascia affects mental health???
Records evolved to CD’s…
I chased the carrot they dangled in front of me…
I’ve been my cats pillow…
I’ll do it…
Sex wedges…
OMG! I have hEDS…
I can’t believe what I was asked today…
Release the helms…
Breaking News…
I was a total bitch…
Even the turtles are protected…
You don’t have to have the right equipment…
So happy! I couldn’t wait to share!!!
When you’re not prepared…
When you run out of gas…