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Faux Poet Teaser #6: Partial Reading of My Poem: Easel of Havoc **Inroad to the Next Faux Poet Episode**

Lecture 4: Faux Poet: Proofreading Their Minds, Nevermind the Proof--How to, for Your Reader, Write, Excite and Delight (Auditioning for Your Audience); (Gracious Guest Lecture with Sweeney)

Faux Poet Teaser #5: Full Reading of My Poem: With Strangers Our Secrets We Share by Sweeney**Inroad to the Next Faux Poet Episode**

Lecture 3: Faux Poet: Strict Imitation, the Politest Form of Plagiarism--How To Perfectly Mold a Model of Perfection (Borrowing Isn't, the Law, Breaking)

Faux Poet Teaser #4: Full Reading of My Poem: Impolite Primate**Inroad to the Next Faux Poet Episode**

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 13: Dark Laughing Wizard Society--An Unlocked Door and a High Pinball Score (Cigar Smoke at the Park and a Broke Pinball Shark); (Pinball Wizard/Laughing in the Dark)

Lecture 2: Faux Poet: Discomposed Prose, Composed Composition--How to Find the Time to Rhyme (Gracious Guest Lecture with Athena, Goddess of Warfare, Wisdom and Writing)

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 12: Soupy, Madness Society--Panic Prone Appetit/Recoil 1 Gargoyle (Soup Swilling/Bloody Popcorn Spilling); (Double Creature Feature); (Dangerous Soup/Midnight Madness)

Faux Poet Teaser #3: Full Reading of My Poem: Pledge From a Passerby**With Asset Athena's Aural Appearance**

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 11: Dead Man's Salvage Society--Oceanic Panic/Undead Calm (Bottomless Coffee/Water Wraith Set Free); (Salvor Bloke/Butterdie Stroke); (Water Demons, Dead Man's Float)

Lecture 1: Faux Poet: How to Write Tight and Emotion Incite--Seizing the Aurally Pleasing Words (Gracious Guest Lecture with Emcee Brittney)

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 10: Dimension in Contention/Suffer April's Fool (Black Basketball and White Chalk on the Wall); (Silver Mistake, Sardo's the Fake); (Quicksilver/Super Specs)

Slick Tear Slip: Phase 4--Final Phase: From Slick Flick Picks to Slick Eye Slits (Celebrating Slick Tear Slip Films that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die) Tear Slip Scenes 13-16

Faux Poet Teaser #2: Full Reading of My Poem: How to Draw a Blank**With Emcee Brittney's Aural Appearance**

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 9: Midnight Locket Society--Decapitation Initiation (Hangman's Tree, Lost Frisbee and Bike Lock Key); (Redcoats and Noose-Tied Throats); (Long Ago Locket/Midnight Ride)

Faux Poet Teaser #1: Full Reading of My Poem: The Whole Tried World **With Asset Athena's Wrathful Aural Appearance**

Faux Poet Prologue

Slick Tear Slip: Phase 3: From Slick Flick Picks to Slick Eye Slits (Celebrating Slick Tear Slip Films that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die) Tear Slip Scenes 9-12

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 8: Nightly, Shifty Society--Crosses to Wear, Neighbors to Bear (Nocturnal Shift, Shifty Neighbors); (Blood Bags, Red Flags, Toe Tags); (Nightly Neighbors/Night Shift)

Slick Tear Slip: Phase 2: From Slick Flick Picks to Slick Eye Slits (Celebrating Slick Tear Slip Films that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die) Tear Slip Scenes 5-8

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 7:Dreamy Queen Society-Deceased Mister and His Released Sister(Living in Past, Dead in Present/In the Still of the Fright); (Contrary Cemetery); (Dream Girl/Prom Queen)

Slick Tear Slip: Phase 1: From Slick Flick Picks to Slick Eye Slits--Celebrating Slick Tear Slip Films that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die (Flicks 1-4)

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 6: The Twisted Calling, Prank Clawing Society--Ding, Dong, Witch and a Telephone Glitch (Crank Calls and Leg Break Falls); (Phone Police/Twisted Claw)

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 5: The Bookish, Dreamy Society--Babysitter or Nightmare Transmitter? (Escape What You Read); (Medieval Machine and Evil Extremes); (Dream Machine/Bookish Babysitter)

Pick 50: Slick Flick Pick: City of Angles--Sid Talks too Much; him, They Shush--Beat to a Pulpy Mush (Hush-Fstars-Hush); (Take Flight to Headlights); (L.A. CONfidential, 1998) *With Red Devil's Voice*

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 4: The Silently Grinning Society--Play Ball and Slay While the Sun Shines/On Blue Goo, This Jester Dines (Scary Pastime/Blue Slime); (Silent Servant/Ghastly Grinner)

Pick 49: Slick Flick Pick: West Coast Ghosts--Casing Banks, Chasing Breaks (Twisted Knee, Falling Free and a Robbery Spree); (Point Break, 1991) **With Brother Gambit's Aural Appearance**

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 3: The Backwards Matchstick Society--Fire Detection and a Dire Reflection (Unknown Firelight and Her Lone Flashlight); (Fire Ghost/Lonely Ghost)

Pick 48: Slick Flick Pick: The Myth of Sithyphus--Kith to the Sith, Kin to their Sin (Padme Takes the Long Way); (Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, 1999) *With Red Devil's Aural Appearance*

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 2: Under Moonlight, You'll Feel Fright--Locked Fire Door and a Twin Brother's Roar (Cursed Sun God Ra/First Full Moon's Lupine Claw); (Guardian's Curse/Full Moon)

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 1: Never Touch Another Match Scratchers Matchstick! (Crooked Stick Magic Trick/In Over His Head Raising the Dead); (Magician's Assistant/Sorcerer's Apprentice)

Pick 47: Slick Flick Pick: The Barbarity of Singularity--Her Eyes, the Windows to her Wetware (Hardwired for Survival); (Ex Machina, 2014) **With Brother Brooks Aural Appearance**

Campfire Scarytales: Podcasted for the Auditory Approval of the Match Scratch Society, We Quietly Confirm Your Fireside Initiation Introduction: Between Midnight and First Light

Pick 46: Slick Chapstick Flick: Point Pleasant Proves Unpleasant--Red-Eyed Moth Flaps, Memory Lapse and a Bridge Collapse (The Mothman Prophecies, 2002) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Hellbound Binding 5: Slick Page Flip: Devilish Devil in Blue Dress Distress (Blond/Brunette with a Cigarette); (Easy Reading/Book Comparison between Novel and Film: Devil in a Blue Dress)

Pick 45: Slick Flick Pick: Easy's Sleazy Case--Trailing a West Coast Ghost (Facing Debts, Chasing Coquettes and Misplacing Cigarettes); (Devil in a Blue Dress, 1995)

Pick 44: Slick Flick Pick: Outhouse Counsel, Broken Fixer-- Don't Carpool with Clayton (Memo Alarming, Fixer Strong-Arming and Car Bomb Disarming); (Michael Clayton, 2007) **With Red Devil's Voice**

Pick 43: Slick Flick Pick: Westernized to Cannibalized--An Infection, Bisection, Unnatural Selection and a Westward Direction (Where There's a Wilson, There's a Way); (Bone Tomahawk, 2015)

Pick 42: Slick Flick Pick: The Aftermath of Wrath--Thinking Inside the Box (Don't Make Brad Mad); (Seven, 1995) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Pick 41: Slick Flick Pick: Premedicated Murder--Bent Broad in a Straightjacket (A Quack, Prozac and a Sleepstabbing Attack); (Side Effects, 2013)

Pick 40: Slick Flick Pick: Too Sharp, a Splinter, to Shred--The Rat has a Name, Four Teens Play a Shell Game and Save a Freckled, Foxy Dame (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 1990) **With Red Devil**

Pick 39: Slick Flick Pick: Dirty Cash, Racial Backlash and Goulash--City of Racially Entangled Angels (Quieting Corruption, Disquieting Disruption and Rioting Eruption); (Dark Blue, 2002)

Pick 38: Slick Flick Pick: Gender Role Switches to Male Witches--Jocks, Nighthawks and Morlocks (The Covenant, 2006) **With Caro Blood Red Wine's Aural Appearance**

Pick 37: Slick Flick Wick: Man's Best Foe--Cry "Baba Yaga," and Let Slip the Dogs of Wick (John Wick, 2014)

Hellbound Binding 4: Slick Page Flip: Thick Weeds, Chin-High, Betray Thin Lies--Every Dolly Finds Their Folly (Sleeping with the Weeping Willow); (Comparison 'Twixt Winter's Bone Film and Novel)

Pick 36: Slick Flick Pick: J. Law Greets Her Deadbeat Pa with Chainsaw--One Cop, Teardrop and a Routine Traffic Stop (Winter's Bone, 2010)

Faux Ghostface: Killer or Martyr in this Halloween Two-Parter: Noah's Arc: A Tropical Blood Flood--Marooned with Mortal Wounds (Dark and Stormy Fright)

Faux Ghostface: Beware Fresh Piles of Bloody Goo in Chapter 22: Kieran Kilcox--The Couple Who Slays Together Stays Together (Calm, Cool and Unsuspected)

Faux Ghostface: Fates Unfurled and Lives Undone in Chapter 21: Nightmare Journal--Last Breath of The Morgue, Death to the Murder Board (Wretch A Sketch)

Faux Ghostface: Horror Run Amok and Aplenty in Chapter 20: Autopsy of a Criminal--Pig's Heart: Strange Place to Start (From Picnic Basket to Closed Casket)

Faux Ghostface: Found Murder Site Obscene in Chapter 19: Cutting Breakers and Wannabe Faux Gho Fakers--From Buck Knife to Butter Knife (Leaked Confessions Pique Obsessions)

Faux Ghostface: Lakewood Bodies Wane Lean in Chapter 18: Back Stabotage--Brooke a Leg (Carnival Sins Won't Be Forgiven)

Faux Ghostface: Branson's Arsonous Kindling in Chapter 17: Daft in a Backdraft--Goldilocks-ing Persuasion to a Home Invasion (Hoarding Recordings)

Faux Ghostface: Bubble Tea Caffeine in Chapter 16: Beware Lakewood's Scaregrounds and Unfun House--Brooke Wields Scissors, Noah Flees a House of Mirrors (Faux Gho Irons Out Seth's Shouts)

Faux Ghostface: Audrey, the Student Body Proves Rather Mean in Chapter 15: Brooke's Submerged Scream--High School Fearleader Costume (Brooke Wears a Bloody Crown While The Lakewood 5 's on Lockdown)

Faux Ghostface: Just Cause Your I.D. Says 23 Don't Mean You Ain't a Tween in Chapter 14: Fake I.D.'s and False Alarms--Eli Just Might Lie For He's a Sly Fstars Guy (Tripping on Party Favors)

Faux Ghostface: Will Audrey Meet the Killer Obscene, Unknown, Unseen in Chapter 13: Vacancy for a Slashing Spree--Kinky Plastic and a Corkscrew Drastic (Counterfeit Emails, Twilit Blood trails)

Faux Ghostface: Old Horrors Noah will Unshelve in Chapter 12: Harmful Pig Farm--The Bicurious Liar Scales Barbed Wire (A Backlog of Noahlogue)

Faux Ghostface: It's Lakewood 6, not 7, in episode 11: Tugging at the Digital Thread--From Brooke's Rock to a Headstone (Two Birds, One Wake for Jake)

Faux Ghostface: Fresh Wound Wrap-Up--Final Thoughts on Lakewood's Final Kids

Faux Ghostface: Lives End at Wren, New Horrors Found in Episode 10: Refrigeration Mutilation--In Deep Freezer Trouble(Malware Debugger, Masked Mugger and a Tree Hugger)

Faux Ghostface: Policing Lifeline Cut in Chapter 9: All Hallows' Deceive--Blood-Slick Trick-or-Mistreating (Costumed Prey at Their Own Soiree)

Faux Ghostface: Facing Stage Fright and a Dark Fate in Episode 8: The Dichotomy of Will--Daymare on Lakewood Street (Cutting the Insomniac Some Slack)

Faux Ghostface: Half in Hell, Other Half Heaven Within Part 7: A Date to Dismember--Emma Gives Will a Splitting Headache; (Will the Killer Strike or, Will, Spare?)

Faux Ghostface: Back to Sour Treats, Sick Tricks in Episode Six: Resting Creep Faux GhostFace--Will's Scared, Piper Spared, Mayor Maddox Prepared and Branson to Manson Compared

Faux Ghostface: We're Granted a Stay With Episode Five--Those Still Alive--For Their Dead--May Pray: Candle Lit Hypocrite--Doubly Dark Daddy Issues

Faux Ghostface: In this Fourth Episode, Bloodletting has Slowed: Lord of the Lies--The Slasher's Lair, Unoccupied, a Trail of Pig's Blood--Dried and Our Dear Trio…Trapped Inside

Faux Ghostface: Third Serving of a Kill Undeserving: Police Station Evisceration--Luring Riley Through Texted Smiley

Faux Ghostface: Second Slice of Tie-Dye Pie in a Dreamy Screamer Sky: Scaredy Alley Cat--Brute on the Loose, Self-Abuse, and a Nearby Noose (Friday Night Frights)

Faux Ghostface: First Slice of the Scream (Pi)lot: Viral out of Control: Noah's First Mistake: Waking up Naked atop Wren Lake

Faux Ghostface: The Lakewood Clan's Lifespan--Our Reflection and Dissection of the Lakewood Cast

Faux Ghostface: Killer Hiding Places and Blood-Stained Spaces--Free Mapping Lakewood's Slasher Spree Locations

Welcome to Faux Ghostface: Broaching Brandon's Mask

Pick 35: Slick Flick Pick: Bad to the Endoskeleton Bone--Slayground Surprise, Ashen Skies and Glowing Red Eyes; (Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991) **With Brother Gambit's Aural Appearance**

Pick 34: Slick Flick Pick: Whistleblow, will Crowe--Prying Inside Info from an Outsider (You're Gonna Get Your Slick Flick Fix); (The Insider, 1999)

Hellbound Binding 2: Slick Page Flip: Read Between the Humanoid Vines; (Book Comparison/Carbonless Copy Annihilation film and Annihilation novel)

Pick 33: Slick Flick Pick: Carbonless Copy--Further Down the Lighthouse Hole; (E.T.S.D.); (Annihilation, 2018) **With Brother Brook's Aural Appearance**

Pick 32: Slick Flick Pick: Ghostman in the Machine--Where High-Tech Thrills Greet Low-Tech Kills (Blackhat, 2015) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Pick 31: Slick Flick Pick: Will Alicia's Throat be Slit, Skull Split, or will She, the Killer, OutWitt? (From an Old Rumor Mill-- New Blood will Spill); (Urban Legend, 1998) *With Caro Blood Red Wine*

Pick 30: Slick Flick Pick: Frostbitten Neck--Foster, the Fangless Imposter (Whiteout Fang); (30 Days of Arterial Sprays); (30 Days of Night, 2005)

Pick 29: Slick Flick Pick: Hassan has Some Nerve--Agent (Seagal in Free Fall); (Executive Decision, 1996)

Pick 28: Slick Flick Pick: Launch Key Largo--Jet Packs, Diving Masks and Shark Attacks (Thunderball, 1965) **Premiere of the UnBONDed Series** *With Red Devil's Aural Appearance*

Pick 27: Slick Flick Pick: Yautja vs. Yakuza--When Old-World Meets Otherworld (Predators, 2010)

Pick 26: Slick Flick Pick: Clint's Finger Gun and His Unforeseen Son (Gran Torino, 2008) *2nd Clint's Film Gamut Series* *With Brother Clint's Aural Appearance*

Pick 25: Slick Flick Pick: Two Ghost-Faced Dudes Deceive, Then Cleave Neve-- Prescott Red-Handed (Scream, 1996) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Pick 24: Slicker Flick Pick: Blood is Slicker than Water (Blood-Stained Balustrade); (I Know What You Did Last Summer, 1997) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Pick 23: Slick Flick Pick: Futuristically Sadistic--Leave Well Enough a Clone (The Thirteenth Floor, 1999) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Pick 22: Slick Flick Pick: Clown Chalk Outline--How to Scare a Millionaire (The Game, 1997)

Pick 21: Slick Flick Pick: Mutiny Mimicry--Nuclear as a Bell, Sir! (Crimson Tide, 1995) **With Brother Adam's Aural Appearance**

Pick 20: Slick Flick Pick: Lethal Brutality and Self-Surgery, His Specialty (City of ALIENation); (Predator 2, 1990) *With Wam Bam Kam's Aural Appearance*

Pick 19: Slick Flick Pick: Forsaking Blake was Their Mistake (Dead Calm LeproSEA); (John Carpenter's The Fog, 1980) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Pick 18: Slick Flick Pick: Cautionary Reliquary-- Kothoga Has No Victim Quota (The Relic, 1997)

Pick 17: Slick Flick Pick: Black(mail) Widow--What's Grief to a Thief? (Widows, 2018)

Pick 16: Slick Flick Pick: Save the Witness who Talks Less (Via Violence, They'll Silence); (16 Blocks, 2006)

Pick 15: Slick Flick Pick: Dark Crime Lit by Limelight--The Downward Spiral of Viral (15 Minutes, 2001)

Hellbound Binding 3: Slick Page Flip: Witness to a Slain Mistress--A Thief Skilled, Whore Killed and Vengeance Fulfilled; (Book Comparison/Blackmail File Film Analysis of Absolute Power)

Pick 14: Slick Flick Pick: Hail to the Thief-- AARP Burglary Spree (Absolute Power, 1997) *The Clint Gamut Slick Flick Series Premier*

Pick 13: Slick Flick Pick: Unfriendly Fire Inside the Wire--Agents of Mass Corruption (Green Zone, 2010)

Pick 12: Slick Flick Pick: Looking at, Selene, the Leather-Clad Death-Dealer… and Lycan (Underworld, 2003) **With Red Devil's Revered Aural Appearance**

Pick 11: Slick Flick Pick: Blood-Red Rover (John Wick Down Under); (The Rover, 2014)