All Episodes

#577 - Laundry Zero, Final Score Yoga and Mmm Meat Toms

#576 - Be Brilliant, Every Negative Face and 6 Music Pension Damage

#574 - It’s Groinal, Club 44-60 and Crying At A Dog Called Bonehead

#573 - Denim Condoms and Prunes: A Strange Episode

#572 - My Multiple Men, Common Sense Express and In Association with Prunes

#571 - She Shy, Crumpets for the Boys and What of the Chickens?

#570 - Radio Husbands, Everything’s Magnolia and The Wetter The Better

#569 - Elis’s Nads, The London Custard Co. and 100 Cymru Connections

#568 - Laxative Links, Wow (Cubed) and A New Low For Freezer Storage

#566 - The Infinite Diversion, Screaming In My Car and Hell Is Close To Stow-on-the-Wold

#565 - Clive The Unwell, 30 Dairy Farmers and The 17:02 to Faversham

#564 - I Tire of You, Glowing in Welsh and Chris Edwards’ Bad Skin

#563 - Thatcher’s Playlist, Neil The Alien and The Bag of Digital Death

#562 - The Riff Ripcord, No Joy in a Tesco and Loyal As 10,000 Dogs

#561 - Foxer & Foxee, Count Connection Face and Silly Sausage Britain

#560 - The Messi of Englyns, Warranty Wallies and Garth Olwg or Bust

#559 - Here We Hit It, The Calmru Connection and Darwin’s Flatmate Dave

#558 - Drip Feeding Dross, Dave Kanchelskis and Oiling The Engine of Love

#557 - Live at the Crossed Wires Festival

#556  - Un-Air Conditional, 296 Johns and A Pitta Pocket or Two

#555 - Consent Cushions, A Cuddle Bath and Sitting Quietly in Ghent

#554  - A Cream Spiral, Nude Dave and Dignity then Dignitas

#553 - The Orbit of Peel, Potentials & Tangentials and WD-Phwoarty

#552 - Gloop, Love Bees and It’s Me Or The Lathe

#551 - Bumsyl, A Mind STD and Switchblade and Porky in Space

#550 - By The Heart, CBDTea and Laughing in the Yurt with Charlize

#548 - Two Mice,  Scrabble With Dixon and Leeds Train Baguette

#547 - Pressure is a Privilege

#546 - Jimmy Corkhill, €57 of Tapenade and Remembering John’s Misdeeds

#545 - AudioDog, Jibber Jabber Media and Rubadubdub Productions

#544 - The Golden Texter, Wheels Through Wales and Common Zense

#543 - Lovely Pen, The Lumley Route and Unchopped for 15 Years

#542 - Junk Kerplunk, Big Low Bum and Is It Time For =?

#541 - Hi Jacob, Big Brynn the Hill and 14 Connections by Tenby

#540 - Hate Merch, (Non-Predator) and Institutional/Pedantic Failures

#539 - An Odd King, The Lash Lament and Not Everything’s Istanbul

#538 - Gareth Birthday, Ron Robins and Chapinhanding Tucci

#537 - Johning, But Cyriously and Lovers Gonna Love

#536 - A Cup Final You Can’t Lose

#535 - Heck & Mess, John’s Grave Lecture and A Walk-Walk Technique

#534 - Berating The Hips, #TeamCharles and National Growers of the Year Awards 2011

#533 - Backing Brittin, Destination Bloob and Dormice! Dormice! Dormice!

#532 - Cat Yoghurt, Snatching Defeat and David’s Got 19 Bikes

#531 - Trauma Shirts, Pavarotti the Hamster and Paula Radcliffe

#530 - Mid-Table Rhino, 4:55pm Double Curry and The History of The Buffet

#529 - Running Noises, Cubist Javelin and Elis & Johndgerbread Men

EMERGENCY: Elis and John Megatisation Alert!

#528 - A Remembersplore, Miserable Coat Man and The Early Human Scene

#527 - Ab Merchants, Bleeding VAT and Ladybirdaggedon

#526 - Huw Bris, Sir Psycho Sexy and Your Mexico 86

#525 - Lostalgia, Fornication Nation and Narberth to Nefyn Nude

#524 - The Purple Pill, Hits & Mems and John Robins In The Manosphere

#523 - Tender Thomas, A Good Beast and Checkout Confidential

#522 - Fast Twitch Diplomacy, Jeez & Onion and To Do With The Weavers

#521 - Subversive Regional, Call Roger Bannister and All At Sea in a Brandscape

#520 - Moheathcliffe, #FindTheFlax and Che Guevara On QI

#519 - Big Seed, Big Sad John and Big Voiced Clive

#518 - An 18 Yard Sprint, Sovereignty Not Dominion and Big Diolch Energy

#517 - A Peruvian Exit, A 14 Pocket Scenario and A Neyland in the Coffin

#516 - Master of The Memoir, French Flag Fancy and I Am Full of Eggs

#515 - Lads FM, Acquire It and Do you Want Vibes with That?

#514 - Chinese Geese, Caribbean Soaks and Emre Can Headspace

#513 - John Laughter, Alan Giggles and Pierre Novellie

#512 - Stasi Mealtime, Clown Stance and There’s A Lot Going On With You

#511 - Chorister Humour, The Veg Guesser and What a Husband!

#510 - It’s Not A Drawer, Creosote i Bumry and The Spirit of Shelford

#509 - Cognitive Incline, Watching Swans In Watford and The World’s Rarest Goose

#508 - Megabed, Five Salmon and Evidence of Beavers

#507 - A Rice Mouse, Digital Fruit and Josh Widdicombe

#506 - Well Well Well Well Well

#505 - Head House, The Malzeard Option and Deep Blue John

#504 - Re: Hell, Quezzies and The Cancellation Tapes

#503 - Succulent PBs, Bless Warwick and 8 Billion Johns

#502 - Cheating Shoes, A 46% Complaint Ratio and New Year Old John

#501 - The Best of 2025

#500 - Elis and John’s Christmas Cracker

#499 - Digital Oil, Peak Christmas and Love Shakes Piles

#498 - Chilli Rice, Grieving Upside Down and Thames!

#497 - Badiography, Gunge Limitations and Snippy WhatsApps From The 1pm Bath

#496 - Cloud 7, 40 Guffs and Elements of Edmonds

#495 - Oil Gangs, Fiddler of the Roof and Bags In The Sex Shop

#494 - Classic 6 7, The Best Brazil and Will Punk Tomorrow

#493 - Yeovil Creatives, Scared of My Mate and What Are Your Oils?

#492 - Transit Guffs, Ania Magliano and Mr Big Boggle

#491 - The PM, 10 Downing Street and A Big Chinese

#490 - Tom Rosenthal, Thrown by Doves and Adjust or Leave

#489 - Robins’ Nest, Introducing Doubt and The Zeitgeest

#488 - The Tregib Vibe, Discounting Pabs and Greg James

#487 - Ghoul (General), Ian the Liar and Having 10 Kids & Turning To Sludge

#486 - Panicdoting, CMs for the DB and The Birthday Boy’s Low

#485 - Promoting Crispin, 1% Cats and We’ve Got Enough Sports

#484 - Juicy Forearms, DBW and Zone 3 in the Bedroom

#483 - Freezer Cupboards, Adrian’s Chipper and Not Feeling Like I’m On Fire

#482 - Zzamph, #VanMems and Potential Curry Gone Mad

#481 - The Mega Bond, £14.67 Savings and Dressed As A Big Kefir

#480 - Hot Trees, Exhaustion Tears and Let It Be Birds

#479 - Going Cockleless, Lamb In Bed and The Elis James Clerical Universe

#478 - Zones, Curry Pyjamas and Pre-Time Speeches

#477 - Oasising, The Sero Clan and Trapped in Neasden

#476 - Explicit Cakes, Sewer Coffee and A Sexual Holiday to Cardigan

#475 - Two Pint Problems, Yaris Rats and Carry On Loving Britain

#474 - The Shusher, Donning Donnington and Content: The Movie

#473 - James Acaster, The Sad Van and Anne Tuna

#472 - 47 Kisses, #NoPowerUps and The More Money than Sense Boys

#471 - John’s Critical Path, Elis’s 0.0% Curry and Dave’s Not So Silent Alarm

#470 - Old Man Bum, A Dream A Dream of Beef and Lust: 12 Bodies That Changed My Life

#469 - The New Beans, In John’s Time and Eating Margaret Mountford’s Hair

#468 - Noble John, Sugar Me Twice and Good Old Gent

#467 - Chiles Miltree, Toddler Watson and King of the Nerds

#466 - The UK’s Dumb Plums, The McFlurry Route and The Menutality Monster

#465 - Mr Headinhands, Kirsty’s USP and The Stomach Microbiome of My Instagram

#464 - Aloof Disinterest, Raised By Rats and A Sixth Form State of Mind

#463 - The Trifecta of Value, Celya AB and A Bin Bag of Marmite

#462 - Burger, Sell Me Your Suitcase and Topless Dave In Front of An Olive

#461 - Elis, Man City’s Back Four and Will The Drummer From Coldplay

#460 - John’s 50 Kids, Nish Kumar and The Cobbles Sing Their Plaintive Lament

#459 - Josie Long , Verge Christ and Mammary Glands In The Runner Beans

#458 - Simon Davies’ Uncle, #CigsNotPigs and The Protective Wall of Human Community

#457 - Becoming Compost, Squire Dave and #SenseTheSoil

#456 - Mad Foxes, Papa Podium and 40 Rhodris

#455 - Badly Well, Warm Panic and A Defence of Yodelling

#454 - Swiss Arrogance, All Cars are the Same and One of the UK’s SUVs

#453 - Decking or Necking, Dad of the Year and Too Handsome to Focus

#452 - Here Lies The Volkswagen Barrel of Eggs

#451 - OG Guffer, Rodders (A) and The Man Is Your Husband

#450 - Backing Framed Content, Backing the Compliance Form and Backing the Riff

#449 - Rodmas Day, Magnificent Lions and Every. Journey. Counts.

#448 - Doob Monsters, Access To Washers and I Don’t Know Hague

#447 - Davie vs Horse, Bin Gear and The Gulag of Truth

#446 - Bowie Crocs, Knee Length Utility Socks and Courteeners of Comedy

#445 - Colin, Carras and A Big Frozen Bag of Mince

#444 - Tim Key, He Needs A Cup Run and Bit Early For A Pint So I Have An Easter Egg

#443 - Mockproof Robins, Medium Cod +1 and Good Black Eps

#442 - Tara Me Sue, More Pear Puddings and Dark Days in Denbigh

#441 - Full Fibre Content, Ladies Lashathon and Taking a Mini Retirement

#440 - Beefcake Alert, The Lust King and Producer Dave’s Handsome Surprise

#439 - Inverting The Pilaumid, Winning 18 Apples and The Mayor of Thornbury

#438 - The Human Clock, Threads Be Cloves and Thanks For Jumping on That Call

#437 - The Great Geordification, Cloud Storage Afterlife and Narrative! Narrative! Narrative!

#436 - I Attract The Mums, 200,000 Items and John Robins Ltd.

#435 - Orcs & All, Cannellini Alley and ‘Wisdom, Bit of Sadness, Go Home'

#434 - TwistMcGist, Spikey Mike and Oh You’re A Catholic

#433 - Pasta Disaster, Child Of The FTSE and The BACS Is Safe

#432 - Roast Goose, Intro Sequels and The Volkswagen Barrel of Paint

#431 - Corner Energy, Non-Playable John and Tubing The Room

#430 - Grief Granola, Psephologist Wildfowl and How is Scratching Free?

#429 - Czecholate, 11 Years of Silence, and No One Else is Doing This

#428 - Hunting Aled, Gen Sea and Harriet Kemsley

#427 - OALPs, Scared To Stand and Career Progression In Feudal Britain

#426 - Writing Sid, UNESCO Accents and Condemned to a Life of Seeing Clearly

#425 - The Credit Score Special

#424 - Zanecdotes, Fab Pensions and Mallett’s Depths

#423 - Gareth Guffer, Dune July and Planet Credit Score

#422 - Jimmy Bond, £35.17 and Tudur Owen’s Dad’s Monkey

#421 - Yakat, Clentin Coins and Is It A Long Forest?!

#420 - Cheek Not Filth, World Beaker People Day and Apple Crumble Designed For Three

#419 - BQWND, The Bailiff of Content and Watching Mince Defrost in Real Time

#418 - Pasta Joke, Quarry Stuff and Black as Sackcloth

#417 - Sun on the Cheeks, The Nadir of the Mullet and Squatting in a Poltergeist’s World

#416 - That’s Massive For Me, The English Enigma and Wales Today

#415 - This Is Your Stand Up Life: John Robins

#414 - Yesterday’s Bone, Book Humour and The Coalface We Call Prose

#413 - Generation Graze, A Chunk Funk and Rustle Click Munch Ting Ting

#412 - John’s Pensionversary, Riffing on Togetherness and There Will Always Be More Steves

#411 - Hayley They’ve Dropped!!, #PoorBloke and A Civil Servant For Love

#410 - Nepo Connectors, Keir Today John Tomorrow and Richard Herring

#409 - The Double Ian, Everyone’s Sacked and John Goes In On Shoes

#408 - Project 2032, Red Peppards and Britain Is Typing...

#407 - Boring Moons, Germans Don’t WhatsApp and Grind, Block & Jumpy

#406 - Callipound, A4 Ravioli and Our New Coal

#405 - My Integrity, A Million Pounds and Why Can’t We All Just Be Clerks?

#404 - #PlasticJack, Lou Sanders and You Can Only Push The Listeners So Far

#403 - The Dread Brothers, Great Flanks and The CEO of My Own Mind

#402 - Connor’s Killed Us, A1 Prostates and Bring Back The Erotic Thriller

#401 - Direct Dust, The Pint Control Board and …with John Robins

#400 - Builth Wells Problems, xC and John Got A Speaker

#399 - The Second Petard, Pad Thai for Breakfast and 11 Reasons to be Cheerful

#398 - The Best of The Great Reset

#397 - The Sun Lounger Statute, Wednesday Ringo Regret, and I Can’t Go Till February

#396 - Britain’s Sexiest Tattoo, Fallible Sounds, and Content Doesn’t Stop For Christmas

#395 - A Heavy Weft, A Talented Sheep Dog and 31 Minutes with a Nun

#394 - Elis and John’s Christmas Cracker

#393 - High Budget Dreams, Smacks of Mellor and That Fried Tuesday Feeling

#392 - Not Letting Down 750 GPs, The Jet2 Prerogative and Sophie Duker

#391 - Egg on Cord, Perpetual Tennis and A Very Successful Brown Owl

#390 - Annsbie, We Lube Up and The Hypothetical Widow Tour 2025

#389 - Big Leg, The Cymdown Connection and Plugged Into His Router Just For You

#388 - Let’s Lavender, Sounds Like My Love Life and Celya AB

#387 - Neil’s Crane Company, Paid In Chinese and Lightning In A Handbag

#386 - Daft Brian, Going Gallagher and The Phillips Head Bat Signal

#385 - Yards From Davie, Calippos Wouldn’t Melt and The World’s Wealthiest Cat

#384 - Pretty Podcast Boys, Short Tempered Cyborgs and All Time is Wasted Time

#383 - Ballon D’Arts, Banter Zone Jet Lag and The Enema Within

#382 - Spooooky Intimate Bum Procedures, Perfect BBC Noise and Same Postcode Different Houses

#381 - Your Main Crem, A Talentless Forsyth and The Great Traybake Swindle

#380 - Lord VPN, Bullied On The Boundary and Stansbie

#379 - Bishop Gore Blanks, Forwarded Many Times x, and There Is An ‘I’ In Lazio

#378 - Wacko Lacto, Gatwick Fresh and Falling Into a Big Ditch

#377 - Dropped In The Riff Tank, Two Dads (Not Gay) and Ania Magliano

#376 - Skeggsy, Deggsy and £360 Cash

#375 - Gravel Man, My Sex Club Year and Space Cop Heart Rates

#374 - Dust or Leaves, A Tight Three Seconds and Humour! Humour! Humour!

#373 - Street Juice, The Cymru Cul-de-sac and 10 Sketches About Soup

#372 - My Little Lover, The ABBA Gold Approach and Cuffed by the Vice Squad

#371 - 3 Features & the Truth, Get It Done and Welsh Rarebit: Grilled by Elis James

#370 - Bran Time, Sky Blue Limos and Fellowship on the Ring Road

#369 - All Beauty, A Sexier Welshman and David O’Doherditty

#368 - A Hot Lung, Busking Medieval English, and The Importance of News (On the Hour, Every Hour) on Student Radio

#367 - Marie’s Tethered, Grown Men and Oh Really Fennel?!

#366 - The Dance

#365 - Big Fat Tears, My Thumb’s In France and Phil Wang

#364 - Like It Or Lump It, Moon Faced Boys and Greg James’ Dark Underbelly

#363 - Accepting Sap, Backing Bellingham and This is How You Use Noel

#362 - Three Crazy Guys Hanging Out, DCI Spike Spike McSpike and Michelangelo’s Mike

#361 - 55 Year Olds in The Narberth Area, Dell Tower and The Past, Present & Future of Rush Radio

#360 - Yesby, Classic Gag Churners, and The Big Storm Before the Bigger Storm

#359 - Puppet Paul, Mindful Diarrhoea and Doing the M6 for Comic Relief

#358 - Jimmy Grief

#357 - A Podium Place for Thought, Désolé the Devolved Discuss and A Big Baguette that’s Uniting the World

#356 - Look Into It Dave, Curtis Coitus and HS Number 2

#355 - Fillet, Sirloin and Rump

#354 - A 5 Minute Curry, 10,000 Johnsons and A ULEZ Compliant Wedding

#353 - Symphonic Bowels, Dry Cardboard Chips and A Better Listener than Henry VIII

#352 - Marl, A Digital Bum Examination and Taking 2 Weeks Off Jalapeños

#351 - Six Figure Per Month Thickos, The Cymru Connection and Let Him Do His Cow

#350 - Smoked Milk, Wimbers and Let It Beeb Sounds

#349 - Emergency Intro, The Nanny Estate and The Third Keir

#348 - Jazz Flats, Guff Soup and You Can’t Row With Your Mind

#347 - The Great Absolver, Winton’s Well and A Google Docs Kinda Guy

#346 - £1 Nights Out, Vaping More Than Breathing and Walking Dion Broken Glass

#345 - Burdening Burden, The Ultimate Head and A Dizzy at Tebay

#344 - Generation Bodge Job, The Thinking Drinker’s Degree, and A Wazzaaa of Crosbys

#343 - Baff, Mooch Ma Mooch and Higs Higs Higs Higs Higs

#342 - Great Articles Going Unwritten, The Scottish Experience and Good & Long

#341 - Calippolitical, Italia ’90 Games and Eating Bao Buns in Complete Silence

#340 - Bog Body Ready, Long Haul Phaal and Nish Kumar

#339 - Crisp 147s, The Dave Farce and Miss Havisham's Warzone

#338 - Task Masters, Blue Moon Peter and Beginner’s Luck: The Adrian Chiles Story

#337 - Project Balance, The State of Pitta Breads and Non-Sexual Condensation Writing

#336 - Tuffers’ Glow, Buffet Behaviour and Babes In The Mauve Interior

#335 - Cursed FC, The Peter Clause and The Tide On Your Nethers

#334 - Fish Finger Frenzy, Piña Colada Eggs and a Daveless Space

#333 - Fine For Bride, So Many Reasons and If You Come For The Queen You Best Not Miss

#332 - Mr Audio, Love's Best Lubricant and The Man Who Can Eat Three Curries

#331 - Five Star Bums, Tax Over Taylor and Too Punctual For Love

#330 - Sleepy Elis, A Corporate Shill for Big Thick and David Gandy

#329 - Sacked for Sadness, Hated for Content, and A Steady Hand on the Tiller of Love

#328 - The Golden Age of Whaling, Five Whimsical Bananas, and A Robin and A Swift

#327 - Tim’s Rumpus Room, Pork Chop Calves and Buckinghamshire Living

#326 - Chiles Parsnips, Elis St. John, and Superfruit Cigs

#325 - Taut John, Cake In Your Wallet and Joanne McNally

#324 - Blancmange Bullying, The Custard Slice Scene, and Run to Win and Hate Yourself

#323 - Fleet McWrap, Handsome Turf and George Kink Lads Only

#322 - Specs Appeal, Virgil van Dave, and Toilets At Dench

#321 - Psychic Cats, Second Rate Roses and Out of Riff Ammo

#320 - The Testosterone Twins, Three Shirt Robins and Restless Irritable Discontented

#319 - Baddies on the Beach, 5 Live At 30 and Thank God for Zabaleta

#318 - Chieveley James, Project Digital Life and The More The Murrayer

#317 - Tasting Collapse, Ken Coe and James Hoffmann

#316 - Terrace Fashion Week, Too Much Pastry and Stopping At Heston

#315 - The Tap Scene, Spanish Deception and Cheaper Derby

#314 - King Kia, Three Course Curry and Cow Pat PR

#313 - Weaving Willow, Vague Cawl and Soft Play VAR

#312 - Swansea Spielberg, Mooning Armada and a Stain on Global Culture

#311 - Bonce Funk, Improving Esperanto and The Audio Foyer

#310 - Didgeridinners, Our Oprah and Telford Is A Tear Duct

#309 - Condo Cheese, Stepdad Energy and Psychic Hangovers

#308 - The Double Ds, O'Doherty Ditties and A Lesson In Jingles

#307 - Pleasure Parity, Content Camaraderie and A Thumbless Month

#306 - The Banter Box, Six Feet From Stardom and Where's Lincoln?

#305 - Anxious Orange, Alpha Max Force and A Tartt Tip-Off

The Great Reset: 'Broadcasting Britain Back Better'

The Great Reset: 'Igniting the Spark'

The Great Reset: 'A Digital Empire'

The Great Reset: 'Let's Kick This Show Off the Road'

#304 - Elis James and John Robins: The Best of 2023

#303 - Robbyns Resolutions, Secret Scents and Chaff Tuesday

#302 - Sounds & Sons, David D. Craddock and Two Sides of the Groin

#301 - Going Grain, Hannon Handshakes and Peak Bleak

#300 - Digital Decades, Comedic Offbeatsman and Basic Podcast Strategy

#299 - Pylon Following, 50 Under 50 and Lou’s Big Birthday

#298 - Tahini Trouble, Jivo Graham and Ruddy Angry

#297 - Sexy Snails, Retired Waistcoats and Ice Cream Calamity

#296 - PDF Radio, Tourbasco and A Bag of Prawns

#295 - Badmin, Comedy Tapas and Making Uncertain Memories

#294 - Derbyshire Disrespect, Fruity Boy & Veg Head and Vibing On Ice

#293 - The Darkness of Dave, Hoi Polloi and Jacqueline Wilson (A)

#292 - Smelting Success, Powerful Honey and The Arena of Worry

#291 - Mancunian Positive John (Bonus #Content)

#290 - Giftshop Gripes, D-Reamits and We Go To Tunbridge Wells

#289 - Primary Porkies, Theatre Thickos and Fun In The Fens

#288 - Auction Action, DI Dre and Thought Knox

#287 - Memoirhahas, Cat Flap Chaos and Tessellation Turmoil

#286 - Sesame Oil Surfeits, Nature's Printer and Seagull Supporters

#285 - Elis and John Live from Edinburgh

#284 - Maximum Mystery, Trainecdotes and Internal Risk Assessments

#283 - Minor Key Comedy, Same Old Larkin and Frank Skinner

#282 - Oldroyd Sorbet, #Biceps and A Macchichatiato

#281 - It’s A Blunderful Life (Bonus #Content)

#280 - Suit, Shoes and Swimming Trunks (Bonus #Content)

#279 - CCC: Customer Condiment Control (Bonus #Content)

#278 - Stage Time Stresses, Dignity Biscuits and A Barrel of Eggs

#277 - Glastonbury Gripes, Fiscal Vasectomies and Perfect Ploughmi

#276 - King Vinegar, Precinct Penchants and the Magic of Chiles

#275 - Bumbag Bravado, Remunerationships and Adam From Bungay

#274 - Date City Central, Forty Slinks and Reece With A Spoon

#273 - Kwik Save Clothes, Tallinn Jokes and Big Bisc

#272 - Noodle Season, Taunton Pastrami and Foyer Residencies

#271 - Fragrant Disregard, Druids In Need and The Man of Steele

#270 - Toddler Tatts, Centenary Sprinters and Own Brand Stout

#269 - Bonus Mobility, Long Awaited Wazzes and Aggers On Dressage

#268 - The Royal Tab, Insanity Platters and DI Robbyns

#267 - Atomic Bum, Apologetic Moshing and Yo Shoeshi

#266 - Single Pringles, Sportageddon and 225 Lollipop Ladies

#265 - Vampire Grannies, Breaking Beale and John’s Dream Seat

#264 - Slimline Biscuits, Impartial Spines and Tweet The Internet

#263 - Dockers Dictionary, Postcode Dave and Floss Comedy

#262 - Robot Lasagne, Sink Sabotage and Ping When You’re Winning

#261 - Riff Yourself Thin, Sexy Elis and Bury’d In Shame

#260 - Epsom Mad Funkers, Celestial Kick Ups and Capers Capers

#259 - FTSE Friday, Shy Erotica and Guff Complaints

#258 - Martin Lewis, Operation Snack and Takeaway Tittle-Tattle

#257 - Tweet The Internet, Sexual Cul-De-Sacs and Tube Quiz Champ

#256 - Goss Bros, Source A Horse and Space Invader Ska

#255 - Loving Lightly, Liner Pies and VAT Bottomed Girls

#254 - George Ezra, Horny Traffic and Bond’s Great Escape

#253 - Pylon Alley, Chairman Meow and 1.2kg of Self-Reproach

#252 - Elis James and John Robins: The Best of 2022

#251 - Thawduroy, Chiles Play and A Breakdown In Glencoe

#250 - Operation Semaphore, 22 Pill Mipes and Naga's Perfect Roasties

#249 - Elis and John's Made Up Games Christmas Special

#248 - Honey Traps, Window Misteries and Van Outen: The One That Got Away

#247 - Melon FM, John's Hot Nuts and Fackets

#246 - Educated Fleas, Pomegranate Fridges and Wee Out Your Concerns (Bonus #Content)

#245 - Two Belt Tony, Good Radio Richard and Sandwiches In The Dark

#244 - Stodge Then Dodge, Topknot Tony and Love Thy Rut

#243 - Phone Formations, Lies Monthly and Pick Ye Candles

#242 - Davestation, Flexing For Britain and The BACS Zone

#241 - Crossman’s Mullet, Bingo Bango Bongo and Can Mentality

#240 - Café del Marsterman, Lonely Fans and Weymouth Whining

#239 - Müttley Crüe, Aroused Lightning and Welsh Washing

#238 - Spartan Skodas, Curveball Carvery and The Terracotta Assassin

#237 - Clown Of The Scrum, Party Squirrels and Darklord866

#236 - "I Thought I Needed A Reason To Just Give Me To Shake Things Up A Bit" (Bonus #Content)

#235 - Breakfast Broccoli, Digit Wilson and Too Hot Tubs

#234 - Back On The Bix, Tea Bag Trunks and Stew Psychics

#233 - Radio Robot, Pasty Pain and Stinky Sauntering

#232 - Huwid Edwards, Doctor Theatre and A Mick Foley Folly

#231 - Padre Pig, Ingleby Greenhow and The Autonators

#230 - Rockless Fields, Flyering High and Passport Portraits

#229 - Bathroom Balconies, Tea Bag Tribulations and Mayor Doobliani

#228 - Tricky Chinos, Cushion Collectives and Ellen White

#227 - The Vacation Tapes: Falkland Islands

#226 - Elis and John at The Podcast Show Live 2022

#225 - The Vacation Tapes: New York

#224 - A Scottish Odyssey with John Robins: Episode Three

#223 - A Scottish Odyssey with John Robins: Episode Two

#222 - A Scottish Odyssey with John Robins: Episode One

#221 - The Vacation Tapes: Ayia Napa

#220 - Batican City, Vape Island and The Dave Dollar

#219 - An Irish Odyssey with John Robins: Episode Three

#218 - An Irish Odyssey with John Robins: Episode Two

#217 - An Irish Odyssey with John Robins: Episode One

#216 - Har Cire, Twin Leaks and Lashing With Livesey

#215 - Rum of Thorns, Stat Chat and Macca’s Margarita

#214 - Tawdry Tents, Lost Lou and Duped John

#213 - Riff Tower, Lyrical Kisses and The Naked DJ

#212 - Stumbledore, Wrist Chips and Trans-Atlantic Lager

#211 - Lunge Lieutenants, Mansfield Action and Too Few Cooks

#210 - Timezone Tension, Birthday BACS and Sir Michael McIntyre

#209 - Sheet Traffic, First Date Dave and Rent-a-Loo

#208 - Sardine Starter, Bond's Batteries and Long Arm John

#207 - Bean Bag Beds, Intensely Salford and Weekday Weddings

#206 - Special Spreadsheets, Armani John and Costa Del Amor

#205 - Trickling Bunton, Tiny Baths and Wrong John

#204 - Emotional Elis, Watering Can Woes and Dover Displeasure

#203 - Midnight Onions, Balmy Abodes and Headlamp Laments

#202 - Stuff Radio, Muscle Memory and BJ (Box Junction) Jeopardy

#201 - Big Brine, Jawbone Jazz, and The Marquis of Masala

#200 - The Riff Matrix, Ceiling Scenarios and Humble Darts (Bonus #content)

#199 - Timeless John, Hairdryer Hacks and Fore Facts

#198 - Smalltalk Tony, Clueless Kluivert and Definition Dread

#197 - Human Dressage, Chaud Shame and Stunning Lamb

#196 - Tax To The Max, The SWC and Elis’s Late Night

#195 - Plastic Pipes, Trouser Tantrums and Hip Hop Hodgson

#194 - Gas Galore, Code Red Robins and Four Squats To The Wind

#193 - Ben’s Bananas, JR MK13 and Ironic Ironing

#192 - Elis James and John Robins: The Best of 2021

#191 - Christmas Day with Elis and John

#190 - Christmas Eve with Elis and John

#189 - Throuple Trouble, Big Sprout and Chip Bread

#188 - John Virgo, John Cooper-Clarke & John Vaughan

#187 - Super Cans, Bagpipe Blues and Circling Sissons

#186 - Solid Swans, Fridge The Ridge and Salve João

#185 - Contentious Corrie, Dairy Eggs and Helpful Honks

#184 - Totally Tom Toms, Blossoming Friendships and Oscar Whiskey Echo

#183 - Chafing Challenges, Lager Sleeves and Convivial Ceilidhs

#182 - Supersized Sieves, Hot Eggs and a Festival of Landfill

#181 - #SaveJohn, Pen Pilfering and Little Baby Dave

#180 - Club Mid 40s, Double Deacy and Jimmy’s Clean Hands

#179 - Tog Talk, Wee Sheets and a Scouse Spaceman

#178 - The Maida Vale Sessions: Self Esteem

#177 - The Maida Vale Sessions: Sexy Gum Disease

#176 - Venturi Vagueness, Ambidextrous Pencils and John’s Missing Head

#175 - The Maida Vale Sessions: Cornetto Cleavage

#174 - Bounty Balti, 3 Pint Cape and Inglese Dave

#173 - Al Cook, Too Much Water and John's Small Holiday

#172 - Belly Balance, Plate Winslet and Frozen Jackets

#171 - Analogue Grapes, The Aberystwyth Problem and Matriarchal Meatballs

#170 - Animatronic René, Playground Pentathlons and a Dhansak Ransack

#169 - A Fabia Farewell, Irate Initialisms and One Thousand Eggs

#168 - Crustacean Crimes, Sturdy Sick Bowls and Petrol Pump Peeves

#167 - European Sundays: The Cotmeister, Crying In The Quad and Tales With Tony

#166 - European Sundays: 11 Lions, The Wolf In The Lift and The Mathematics Of Hurt

#165 - European Sundays: Dirty Dotun, A Robin For Robins and Bar Boxing Champions

#164 - European Sundays: Elis James PLC, Stat Shame and Two Tickets To Toploader

#163 - Dermot's Threads, Youthful Eyes and "Remorse Makes A Home"

#162 - European Sundays: Big Nev, Busy Beds and The National Calf Museum

#161 - Stuart Braithwaite, Gruff Rhys and Emma Inch

#160 - European Sundays: Gala Days, Igor Chiles and Bland Crisps

#159 - Swifty In Greenock, Boxing Gophers and Prosecco O’Clock

#158 - Shergar, Vanilla Ice & All Things Nice

#157 - Faulty Fish Burgers, Elis’s Suit Strife and Handsome Greg James

#156 - Downing Outlets, Elis’s Car (TM) and Owen Wilson Optimism

#155 - FA Cup Fabricators, 6am Dog Walkers and The Dangers of Turmeric

#154 - Tip Talk, Japanese Bowling and The Key to Advertising

#153 - Fussy Fridges, Petroleum Pioneers and Bad Blowing

#152 - Hobmas Eve, Muted Weddings and BMI BS

#151 - Ridiculous Sting, Maud The Goat and Craven's Bingo

#150 - The Isolation Tapes: Fin

#149 - Kevin and the Bean… and Dave (Bonus #content)

#148 - The Isolation Tapes: Dave’s Sexy Friends

#147 - May Day, Hard Hats and Mediocre Britain

#146 - The Isolation Tapes: Primed and Exfoliated

#145 - Finnish Frolicking, Census Sensibility and Naked Wakes

#144 - The Isolation Tapes: We All Have Opinions

#143 - Insane Domains, Effusive Adrian and Futuristic Newsletters

#142 - The Isolation Tapes: Life Is First Boredom, Then Fear

#141 - Feline Apertures, Big Toothpaste and Radio Robins

#140 - The Isolation Tapes: Elis's Sister's Birthday

#139 - Foreign Trees, Elusive Elis and Two Dozen Spices

#138 - The Isolation Tapes: Perilous Pickles

#137 - Market Stall Magic, Destructive Shuttlecocks and First Time Flukes

#136 - The Isolation Tapes: Mr Rotovator

#135 - 40 Cats, Conwy Crossbars and Detective James

#134 - The Isolation Tapes: Elis James’ Circuit Digs

#133 - Patriotic Milk, Oche Orators and Scores On The Pause

#132 - The Isolation Tapes: John’s Pipe Vigil

#131 - Bleeding Coins, Llantrisant Burns and Chargeable Spitfires

#130 - The Isolation Tapes: The Naked Coin Collector

#129 - Redd Pepper, Killer Calamities, and Amusing Muse Musings

#128 - The Isolation Tapes: Ode to the 90s and 00s

#127 - 'I Have Lost Output'

#126 - The Isolation Tapes: Soft John

#125 - Dictionary Fawners, Mean Averages and a Penchant for Purple

#124 – The Isolation Tapes: Between Wonnacott and Gooch

#123 - The Isolation Tapes: Booze Banishment & Beauty Sleep

#122 - Glitchy Daleks, Sky High Plaques and Domestic Printing

#121 - Elis and John's New Year's Day Nuggets

#120 - Elis and John's Christmas #Content

#119 - Brian May, Plaque Chat and Poetreh

#118 - Overstated Groins, Toddler Tax and Bums

#117 - Sackable Tardiness, Naked Nicholas Witchell and Bare Naked Shame

#116 - The Isolashion Tapes: Canadian Caners

#115 - Jayne Torvill, Petrol Pandemonium and Broadsheet Snogs

#114 - The Isolation Tapes: 'We're not actually putting this out, are we?'

#113 - Razz Ennui, Bedside Spanners and the BBC Away Day

#112 - The Isolation Tapes: Knee ops and jockstraps

#111 - Loocations, Tricky Tech and Unproducable Agreements

#110 - The Isolation Tapes: The band are back apart

#109 - Old Man Elis, Elis is 40 and Elis’s Fifth Decade

#108 - Big Food, Vigorous Crushes and Tech Shame

#107 - Synonymphonies, Eternal Eyesight and Dave's Accessible Poetry

#106 - Laughable Hair, Aggy Anchovies and 5-Minute Snogs

#105 - Wake Up Sheeple and Smell The Beef!

#104 - Gateway Golf, Mag Fame and Frequent Invigoration

#103 - Freedom You Can Trust, Synonyms and John's Canadian Brain

#102 - Cistern Fear, Tommy Tabasco and Geo-Political Balance

#101 - Feudal Britain, Bookshop Shame and Overwhelming Sounds

#100 - Salty Balance, WAFTAs and Upside Down Agreements

#99 - Micro Pigs, Rude Rugby and Le Great Yarmouth

#98 - Viral Quiche, The Love of Lyndhurst and Haterz Gonna Hate

#97 - Lou Sanders, Herts Holidays and John’s Greedy Palms

#96 - Erotic Traffic, Half Cut Barbers and Catch

#95 - Van Life, D:Ream Black Holes and Bare TMS

#94 - Projects, Patios and A Horse Walks Into A Bar

#93 - Bravo Sierra, Upside Down Ducks and Edible Ailments

#92 - Skirting Boards, Edgy Elis and Squeaky Bonnie Tyler

#91 - The Isolation Tapes: 177,000 miles on the nose

#90 - Dead Pigeons, 50-Metre Walks and the Love of Lindt

#89 - The Isolation Tapes: How has our podcast become this?

#88 - Base Gravy, French Shame and Dave's Big Joke

#87 - The Isolation Tapes: Chris Packham’s Rabbit Affray

#86 - Well Dimensions, Crap Mountains and Dave's Hot Meat

#85 - The Isolation Tapes: Hares and Rabbits - The Conclusion

#84 - Richard Osman, Sexy Silence and John's Rubbish Book

#83 - The Isolation Tapes: Life is a Roller Coaster of Vibes

#82 - Alice Bands, Matt Forde and John's Annual Thicko Tax

#81 - The very best of the #BonusContent (with Sarah Millican)

#80 - The Big Birthday Bonanza

#79 - The Isolation Tapes: Yoga Pranks

#78 - The Isolation Tapes: A rare case of nostalgitis

#77 - Basics, Basics, Fundamentals

#76 - The Isolation Tapes: The Judgemental DIY Guy

#75 - The Isolation Tapes: Pedantic Notes

#74 - Soggy Flares, Suzi Ruffell and Snoop Dogg's Sideline

#73 - The Isolation Tapes: Half Man Half Biscuit

#72 The Isolation Tapes: Canageddon

#71 - Edible Loveplay, Adorable Sneezing and Sarah Millican

#70 - The Isolation Tapes: John's Lockdown Birthday

#69 - Elis doesn't know where the Falkland Islands are

#68 - The Isolation Tapes: 50,000 Johns and Lou Sanders

#67 - The Isolation Tapes: Movie Blunders: The Movie

#66 - The Isolation Tapes: Backstreet Bakers

#65 - Brummie Shakespeare and James Acaster

#64 - The Isolation Tapes: A Mechanical Hug

#63 - The Isolation Tapes: Blank Canvas Robins

#62 - Better than The Ashes

#61 - The Isolation Tapes: Having A Big Cry

#60 - The Isolation Tapes: Johnny Two Sheds

#59 - Hands Hands Hands

#58 - The Isolation Tapes: Crying in the Urinals

#57 - The Isolation Tapes: Little Lord Fauntleroy's Blue Tick Wallpaper

#56 - Isolation Vents, Exciting Mortgage Emails and John Deacon Masks

#55 - The Isolation Tapes: James Dean didn’t get hay fever, did he?

#54 - The Isolation Tapes: Crows and Crohn's

#53 - Hull4Heroes, Merkel's House Party and 800 kilos of Soil

#52 - The Isolation Tapes: Clever old Dagda

#51 - The Isolation Tapes: Clock on, clock off

#50 - Clean Gin, The Good Deed Feed and Keegan's Great Speech

#49 - The Driving Range (Bonus #content)

#48 - Tasty Sanitisers, Mistaken Drug Mules and Eating Eggs Forever

#47 - Board Games (Bonus #content)

#46a - Retired Golf Pros, Snooker Cues and West Country Larkin

#46b - Retired Golf Pros, Snooker Cues and West Country Larkin

#45 - Producer Dave’s Guide to Manchester (Bonus #Content)

#44 - Blunderstorms, Cryptic Crosswords and John's 2012 Rebrand

#43 - Chesham United Commentary (Bonus #Content)

#42 - Quiz Controversies, Cake Drawing and The Dan Walker Masterclass

#41 - Escape Room (Bonus #content)

#40 - Harry Potter Jobsworths, Alex Horne and The Want of Prince

#39 - Bowling (Bonus #content)

#38 - Content Corruption, Commentary and Ken Clarke's Curryhouse

#37 - Crazy Golf (Bonus #Content)

#36 - Fingers On Pies, Whatsapp Fails and Bubble Bath Decadence

#35 - Peak Times, Chippy Tunes and The Viscount of Value

#34 - Elis's Ginormous Lev, Dirty Shame and Boots Trolley Dashes

#33 - Adrian’s Fat Tongue, Mind Scenarios and Football Stickers

#32 - Topless Cooking, London Buses and Andy Zaltzman

#31 - Elis and John's Christmas Crackers

#30 - Russell Howard, Willy Warmers and Elis's Chunky Bum - Live From The Pub!

#29 - A Generic Central London Christmas Market (Bonus #Content)

#28 - Medieval Sword Fighting, Keith Floyd and Dim Sheep

#27 - Coins, New Kids On The Block and Al Murray’s Sausage Roll

#26 - Alignment Meetings, The Golden Age of Welsh Football and Stormzy

#25 - Boozy Cruisey, Carbon Neutral Mind Holidays and the Art of the Pre-Record

#24 - Colons, Boilers and the North South Divide

#23 - Loose and Live from Tobacco Dock

Bonus #content: How Do You Cope? Trailer

#22 - White lies, Bum Cameras and Bowie

#21 - Lad Whispering, Corporates and Fun On The Toilet

#20 - Josh Widdicombe, Boozy Birthdays and The WAFTAs

#19 - Party Bags, Hurdy Gurdies and Edible Christmas Trees

#18 - Funeral Levity, Kermode's TV and Kit Chat

#17 - Petty Put-Offs, Football Debuts and Waving Cat Emojis

#16 - Good Deeds Gone Wrong, Mayo's Eyelashes, and Unsung Heroes

#15 - Nude Timber Magnates, Kermode-gate, and Too Many Nigels

#14 - Webcam Shame Well, Shower Technique and Angry Dads

#13 - Live From Edinburgh with Lou Sanders, Ivo Graham and Sunil Patel

#12 - Live from Edinburgh with Ed Gamble and David O’Doherty

#11 - Live from Edinburgh with Sarah Kendall and Suzi Ruffell

#10 - Live from Edinburgh with Matt Forde and Al Murray

#9 - Soil Shame, Sweary Golf, and John's £40k Marathon

#8 - The Pub (Bonus #Content)

#7 - John's House (Bonus #Content)

#6 - Elis's House (Bonus #Content)

#5 - Dishwashers, Tipsy Cricket and Ol' Johnny Three Hours Early

#4 - Dad Breaks, Sex Shame and Insta-Clones

#3 - Todgers, The Fairness Desk and Clicking VAT Man

#2 - Knackerwatch, Valley Vespas and Listener Remuneration

#1 - Mega Mouse, Project Youth and Captain Beefheart in the Nude

An Audible Hors d'oeuvre