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Funny Business — 309 episodes

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July 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 307

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June 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 306

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May 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 305

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April 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 304

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March 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 303

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February 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 302

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301: Funny Business Is Changing But Not How We Tip

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300: No Regrets, Just 300 Weeks of Beautiful Chaos

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299: The 2026 Banished Words List: “6-7” Just Got 86’d

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298: What’s Up There?! The ER’s Strangest Year-End Report

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297: Wrapping 2025 with TikTok, Pop Culture, and Zero Brain Cells

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296: Flu Season, Snow Shovels, and the Belschnickel

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295: Santa’s New Jam Is Wild (And We’re Obsessed)

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294: Confessions, Crimes, and Christmas Pajamas

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293: Parade or Charade? Ranking Macy’s Wildest Balloons

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292: Bagpipes, Burrito Wars, and BYU Drama

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291: $3,000 a Day to Hold a Dove? Sign Us Up

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290: 6-7, ESPN Drama, and Wedding Song Showdown

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289: The Government Is Watching… Your Fruit Choices

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288: Dude, That Louvre Heist Was Perfect

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287: Beer, Bayonets, and a Baby: The Survival Game No One Asked For

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286: AI Toilets: The Future of Bathroom Breaks?

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285: The Weirdest Halftime Show Moments of All Time

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284: Rolling Stops, Jaywalking, and Other Crimes We Defend

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283: Mike’s Wedding Roast: A Poem of Love and Mild Insults

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282: This Podcast is Not Dishwasher Safe

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281: Buffalo Pretzels, Pricey Coffee, and Road Rage

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280: We Tried Planning Our Last Half Hour on the Titanic

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279: MLB Expansion, Fake Bieber, & Pacifier Pandemonium

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278: Why Is THIS Showing Up at Basketball Games

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277: How We Fooled Da Vinci and Survived the Future

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276: The Most Overhyped Careers, According to Reddit & Regret

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275: Coldplay, Crab Cakes, and One Wild Mic Drop

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274: When Your Honeymoon Has a Guest List

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273: Chew Gum, Walk Backwards, Hum Loudly—It’s Science, Baby!

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272: Bold Predictions: Live Theater, Cable Comebacks & Glass Fruit

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271: My Neighbor’s Smoke Alarm Is Slowly Killing Me

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270: Trapped with a Celebrity (Please Let It Be MrBeast)

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269: Liquid Glass & the Great Pringles Disappointment

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268: Dr. Squatch & the Case of the Celebrity Soap Suds

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267: Mayonnaise or Ketchup? Choose Your Condiment Fighter

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266: Flowers, Flying Planes & Death Row Meals

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265: Fast Food, Felonies, and Funerals

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264: Standing Desks, Stomach Bugs and the Kentucky Derby

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263: Sith Happens: 20 Years of Anakin’s Bad Decisions

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262: Plants Are Screaming and No One’s Listening

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261: Your Uber Driver Might Know Too Much

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260: Should We Take Away Alcohol at EPCOT?

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259: Sydney Sweeney’s DMs, April Fools Fails & a SpongeBob Quiz

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258: 258: We Ranked The Best Mobile Games Ever — Flappy Bird, Fallout Shelter & More

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257: The Door-Holding Dilemma: How Far Is Too Far?

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256: Florida Man vs. Florida Fake: Sporks, Possums, and Bad Decisions

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255: From Zombie Attacks to Good Customer Service: How to Survive Anything

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254: Grapes, Gambling & the Science of Dumb Decisions

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253: Science Says This Is the Happiest Time of Day

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253: Taylor Swift Won The Big Football Game, Apparently

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251: Church Fight Club: When the Homily Turns Hostile

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250: Uncrustables: Gourmet Snack or Lazy Lunch?

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249: iPads Are NOT Cameras

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248: Signs You’re an Old Millennial

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247: The 2025 Banished Words List is HILARIOUS

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246: Memes, Matt’s NBA Takes, and Mike’s Laundry Basket

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245: Shake It or Break It: The Sneezing Handshake Dilemma

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244: Eggnog, Pub Songs, and Hard Holiday Choices

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243: How Much Would You Pay To Own New Zealand?

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242: The Brain Rot Episode

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241: Rating Apple Apps

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240: Kum & Go Has Come & Gone

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239: Chips, Grammy Hits, and Atlantic City Misfits

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238: Should You Force Your Partner to Get a License?

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237: Podcasting With The Stars

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236: Pringle Binge or Pringle Cringe?

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Tech Malfunctions and Robotaxi Dreams

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234: Where Does Lost Luggage Go?

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233: Snail Mail Unites Millennials & Gen Zers

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232: 18 Years of Electricity Payments & Celebs Erase Their Past

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231: Bachelor Party Activities: How Do We Rate Them?

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230: Unpacking A Restaurant With A Unique Dress Code

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229: You Won't Believe the Best Poptart Flavor

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228: Matt The Trivia Champion: Trivia Part 3

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227: Matt The Scientist: Trivia Part 2

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226: Matt The History Buff: Trivia Part 1

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225: Is The Chicken Dance Offensive?

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224: How Is It Driving the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile?

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223: Air Conditioning Highs and Lows

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222: Rating Olympic Sports To Watch

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221: Supporting Partners of College Football 25 Gamers

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220: Flying With Zero Distractions

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219: Interviewing for a Job When You Don't Know What It Is

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218: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

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217: Breaking News About Charlotte The Stingray

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216: How Tough Are Ya?

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215 Road Rage Gone Wrong?

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214: The Best Songs For Hot Girl Walks

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213: The Dream Mancave

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212: Is Crazy Frog For Mature Audiences?

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211: Traumatic Experiences With Box Tops

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210: Can You Even Lift?

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209: Nostalgic About Scott Rogowsky and HQ Trivia

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208: Surviving The Eclipse And An Earthquake

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207: Are McDonald's and Krispy Kreme The Perfect Combo?

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206: How Much Cheese Can You Eat?

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205: Our Personalized Menu At The PGA Masters Club Dinner

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204: Matt's Hairy Dilemma

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203: The Best Spring Activities

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202: Should We Participate In The Florida Man Games?

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201: Planning The Farewell Tour Of LeBron James

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200: Super Bowl 58 Recap

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199: Competing Against AI (Special Guest: ChatGPT)

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198: Can Matt Survive "The Running Of The Bulls?"

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197: The Worst Type of Dairy

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196: The Best Winter Activities

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195: Golden Globes 2024: Bad Way To Start Off The Year?

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194: Breaking Down The 2024 Banished Words List

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193: Unpacking 2023: Edgy Language, Viral Hits, and Digital Entertainment

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192: Have We Been Wrong About Making Fun Of Rudolph?

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191: Is Gail Lewis A Legend?

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190: Bucks, Proposals, and Shopping Shenanigans

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188: Delving into WikiFeet

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188: Dora the Explorer Is A Fraud

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187: Fueling the Frustration: Mike and Matt's Auto Shop Tales

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186: Weird Things To Do With A Banana

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185: The Oddest Homes In America

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184: Are Nightmares Scary?

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183: The Most Overrated Color

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182: Is Being a Dentist an Easy Job?

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181: Our Thoughts On ASMR Videos

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180: How Boujee Are You?

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179: Matt Escapes The Italian Comedy Cruise Ship

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178: "Now That's What I Call Music!" Still Exists?

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177: Ugly Name Or Face?

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176: House Etiquette: Shoes On Or Off?

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175: Finding Life's Purpose

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174: Electric Concerts, Icebreakers, Email Excuses, and Memorable Encounters

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173: How To Make Over Seven-Thousand Dollars On Social Media

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172: Am I The A-Hole? (Special Guest: Jake Donohoe)

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171: Think Like A Strawberry

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170: Having A Pet Tiger

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169: The Best Vacations (Special Guest: Connor Coar)

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168: Uno Reverse On Your Childhood

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167: Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Have BEEF

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166: How To Live With A Girl

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165: Star Wars, But Sexy

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164: Are Ants Ready To Take Over The World?

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163: Hamburger or Hot Dog?

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162: Is Taylor Swift Running For President?

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161: The Best Ice Cream Flavor

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160: Use Your Turn Signal

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159: Apples to Potatoes

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158: How To Get Rizz

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157: No Sleep

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156: Are Robots Taking Over Restaurants?

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155: Can Drinking Improve Your Creativity?

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154: Grocery Store Tips

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153: Waiting In Line

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152: Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse

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Funny Business: Who Are We?

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151: The Sports Segment Is Back!

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150: The Hardest Jobs

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149: Having a Sugar Momma

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148: Doing Your Own Laundry

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147: What Not To Eat On A First Date

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146: A Few Nuts At A Ballpark (Special Guest: Jake Donohoe)

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145: Eating Chinese Food Every Day

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144: Doing The Deed In The Metaverse

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143: The Dangers of Procrastination

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142: Banished Words For 2023

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141: Should Vegetables Be A Different Color?

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140: Breaking An Odd World Record

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139: Artificial Intelligence Takes Over Our Show

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138: 2022 Word Of The Year

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137: We Decipher Artificial Intelligence

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136: Our Thoughts On The World Cup 2022

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135: The Best Sandwiches (Special Guest: Alex and Derek Scott)

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134: Lemonade or Iced Tea?

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133: The Twix Debate

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132: The Probability of Lettuce

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131: Fall-ing In Love

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130: We Talk About The Birds and The Bees

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129: Cornhole Complications

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128: Beer, Raccoons, and Appetizers (Special Guest: Jake Donohoe)

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127: Matt Goes Insane

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126: Famous Last Meals

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125: Is Matt A Disney Princess?

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124: It's Okay To Cry

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123: Don't Let Us Babysit Your Kids

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122: Defending Our High School Diplomas (Special Guest: Mike's Brother, Trent)

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121: Being Dead Inside

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120: Throwing Pizza At Our Fans

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119: Absurd Trolley Problems

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118: The Rave Is Not Ogre

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117: We Call Someone During Our Podcast

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116: We Give Subway Suggestions

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115: Fishing For Sex Toys

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114: Awkward Middle School Dances

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113: Being Shady

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112: Unsending Text Messages

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111: We Got Slizzard

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110: Golfing With Your Girlfriend Is Okay

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109: Is Taylor Swift A Doctor?

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108: It's Electric

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107: Veggies and Fruit

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106: Getting Drunk In Elementary School

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105: Is Matt A Disney Adult?

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104: Confusion Is Hot

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103: And They Were Roommates

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102: Being Nice At A Drive-Thru

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101: We Rank Our Favorite Potatoes

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100: We Bring Our Girlfriends On The Show

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99: Can You Marry More Than One Person?

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98: Is TikTok Becoming Too Long?

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97: Do You Like To Cuddle?

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96: The Worst Color Ever

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95: Going Back To College

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94: Wordle Woes With Matt

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93: Bucket Hats and Beer

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93: A Bathroom Catastrophe

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91: Are Robots Taking Over?

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90: Words To Leave Behind In 2021

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89: What Is Viral These Days?

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88: A Holly Jolly Episode

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87: Roller Coasters and Sex Toys

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86: Getting Each Other Out Of Jail

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85: Christmas Shopping Is Tough

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84: Matt Is Buddy The Elf

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83: Stop Elf On A Shelf

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82: How Do You Become A Millionaire?

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81: Youth Sports Memories

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80: Halloween Costumes You Need

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79: So Happy Together

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78: What Would You Do With Three Wishes?

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77: Are You Afraid Of The Dark?

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76: Can You Guess The Lyrics?

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75: Down In The Dumps

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74: Surviving Without A Credit Card

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73: The Truth About McDonald's

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72: Netflix's Outer Banks Review

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71: Yik Yak Is Back

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70: Ya'll Need Some Milk

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69: NICE

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68: Should You Bathe Every Day?

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67: Season 2 Of Too Hot To Handle Was TOO Hot

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66: Space Jam Flops Like LeBron

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65: Beer or Liquor?

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64: Eating Competitions Are No Joke

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63: Amenities That Should Be In A Hotel

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62: How You Should Text Someone

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61: We Pick Our Funeral Music

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60: Mike Geeks Out Over Apple Again

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59: We Upgrade Your Life

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58: The Guardian Is Ogre-Rated

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57: We Miss Handshakes

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56: A Great Ducking Podcast

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55: Flying Turtles Are Lit

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54: There's A Gnome Shortage

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53: Celebrating our Podcast's Birthday

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52: Matt Gets Angry

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51: Should College Athletes Be Paid?

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50: Planning a Wedding for Mike

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49: School Bus Memories

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48: This Was Madness

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47: One Year of the Pandemic

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46 We Took A Nostalgia Trip

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Welcome - Funny Business

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45: We Hate The Snow

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44: A Cat Joins A Court Case

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43: Goat Bombing on Zoom

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42: Questions About Punxsutawney Phil

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41: We Feel The Bern

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40: Hot or Not?

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39: Words Banned From 2021

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38: Are Restaurant Menus Outdated?

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37: Interview with the Co-Hosts

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36: 2020 in Review

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35: Christmas Special

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34: Matt's Graduation

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33: Matt Surprises Mike for his 25th Birthday

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32: Post-Thanksgiving Special

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31: Fleeting Tweets

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30: Mike Threw His Intelligence Out The Window

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29: This Could Change Our Lives

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28: Halloween Special

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27: Matt Hates Bath and Body Works

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26: Do We Know The Village People?

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25: Dad Jokes

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24: We Lost Power

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23: Burger King is better than McDonalds

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22: Stop the Travis Scott Tik Toks

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21: Outside Plastic Surgery

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20: Drinking Games

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19: Favorite Dog Moments

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18: College Advice

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17: Instagram beating Tik Tok?

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16: Losing a Leg while Skydiving

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15: Is Matt a True Swiftie?

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14: Too Hot to Handle Reaction

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13: Best Friends Challenge

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12: Interview with Trevor Abney

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11: Prom-posals and Bananas

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10: Take It! (A Lot Of It)

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9: Love is Blind Reaction

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8: Drive-Thru Strip Club

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7: 103-Year-Old Beats COVID-19 With A Beer

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6: Top 5 Songs of Our Generation

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5: Sex Dolls becoming Sports Fans?

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4: Getting Punched by Mike Tyson

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3: The Best Darty

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2: Top 10 Chain Restaurants

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1: Traumatic Childhood Experiences