All Episodes
It's Embert — 100 episodes
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 66 – “You’re Not in a Movie, You’re in a Walgreens”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 65 – “You’re Not a Star, You’re Just Loud”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 64 – “You’re 42, Not 4—Get Off the Teacups”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 63 – “It’s an Office, Not a Kennel”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 62 – “If You Can’t Leave the House for a Sandwich, You Don’t Deserve One”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 61 – “This Ain’t Just a Day Off, It’s the Fourth of July, Dang It”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 60 – “I’m Not an Employee, I’m Just Old and Angry”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 59 – “My Fridge Doesn’t Need Wi-Fi, It Needs to Stay Cold”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 58 – “If You Can’t Return the Cart, You’re Not Fit for Society”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 57 – “Your Kid Lost. That’s the Lesson.”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 56 – “If You’re Gonna Give Me a Robot, Make It Fear Me”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 55 – “Flying Used to Be Glamorous. Now It’s Just a Flying Bus Full of Pajamas”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 54 – “Remove Me from This Group Chat or Remove Me from Life”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 53 – “Your Vegan Kale Quinoa Slop Just Ruined the Barbecue”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 52 – “I’m Not an Employee, So Why Am I Bagging My Own Groceries?”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 51 – “You Call That Church? Sounds Like a Nightclub”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 50 – “If That’s an Emotional Support Ferret, I’m an Emotional Support Grenade”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 49 – “Back in My Day, We Didn’t Cancel People—We Avoided ‘Em
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 48 – “Can’t Even Bury Someone Without Checking Instagram”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 47 – “I’m Not Arguing with a Dashboard, Thanks”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 46 – “You Call That an Outfit or a Cry for Help?”
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 45 – Clubbing Used to Mean a Place, Not a Medical Condition
Season 4, It's Embert - Episode 44 – Grown Men on Scooters Are a Public Safety Crisis
It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 43 – Bathrooms Used to Make Sense
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 42: Back When Dads Were Allowed to Dad
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 41: If It Says “Burger,” It Better Be a Cow
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 40: Just Put the Damn Mail in the Box
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 39: Parks Were Peaceful Until People Ruined Them
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 38: I’m Not Tipping a Robot
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 37: I Don’t Need a QR Code to Buy Lettuce
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 36: No, I Don’t Want to Paint Pottery
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 35: Back When Kids Feared Their Parents
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 34: Men Can’t Be Moms, and That’s Final
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 33: You Don’t Look Cool, You Look Confused
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 32: Nobody Knows How to Act in Public Anymore
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 31: You Don’t Deserve Respect Just for Existing
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 30: You're Not Burned Out—You're Just Spoiled
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 29: Not Everything Needs to Be Shared
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 28: You’re Not Special—You’re Just Online Too Much
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 27: Being Nice Isn’t the Same as Being Good
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 26: Your Identity Isn’t an Accomplishment
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 25: When Did Lying Become “My Truth”?
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 24: You Don’t Have Anxiety—You Just Made Terrible Life Choices
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 23: Back When You Could Be Wrong Without Being Evil
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 22: Memorial Day Isn’t About Your Weed Gummies and Bottle Rockets
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 21: You’re Not a Hero Just for Existing
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 20: We Used to Fix Things Instead of Replacing Them
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 19: We Didn’t Need Safe Spaces—We Had Standards
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 18: Not Everything Deserves Your Opinion (Especially Yours)
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 17: Being Offended Doesn’t Make You Right
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 16: We Don’t Need More Awareness—We Need More Action
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 15: You’re Not “Speaking Your Truth”—You’re Just Loud and Wrong
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 13: You’re Not a Victim, You’re Just Annoyed
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 12: Feelings Aren’t Facts (Even If You Write Them in Cursive)
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 11: We Used to Be Ashamed of Being Lazy
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 10: Back When We Could Disagree and Still Eat Dinner
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 9: You Don’t Need Therapy, You Need a Job
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 8: We Used to Celebrate Earning Things
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 7: If Everything’s Racist, Then Nothing Is
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 2: When Did “Progress” Mean Reversing Common Sense?
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 1: The Line Between Loyalty and Lunacy
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 14: You Don’t Deserve Respect Just for Breathing
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 6: Nobody Works, and Everyone's Tired
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 5: Back When Common Sense Had a Pulse
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 4: You Don’t Need Therapy, You Need a Job
It’s Embert – Season 4 Episode 3: You Call That Parenting?
Gay Sex with Embert - Season 3 - Episode 5
Embert Pukes (Literally) Over Neck Tattoos - Season 3 - Episode 5
Colorado is DEAD - Season 3 - Episode 4
Dumb Laws - Cat Puke - Season 3 - Episode 3
Embert's Not Dead! Season 3 - Episode 1
Smartphones Make Kids Dumb - Season 3 - Episode 2
Embert Agrees With Texas - Voter Fraud = Felony With Prison - Season 2 - Episode 10
Embert Goes OFF - Season 2 - Episode 9
Embert Wants You… To Vote - Season 2 - Episode 8
Embert Goes Twitter Blue - Season 2 - Episode 7
Embert Lays Out What To Expect From The NEW Twitter - Season 2 - Episode 6
Thank you Mr. Monks (Elon Musk) from Embert - Season 2 - Episode 5
Embert Tackles the Social Security Increase for 2023 - Season 2 - Episode 4
Embert Threatens PayPal and Wins for EVERYONE - Policy Reversed - Season 2 - Episode 3
Candy on the Highway - Fentanyl in the Candy - Embert Warns Against Trick-or-Treating - Season 2 - Episode 2
Embert Needs Your Vote - Season 2 - Episode 1
Embert Carefully Dips His Toes Into Abortion - Season 1 - Episode 18
Embert Mows Over the Cost of Lawn Mowing - Season 1 - Episode 17
Embert Erupts Over Baby Formula Shortages - Season 1 - Episode 16
Embert Solves Student Loan Debt Woes - Season 1 - Episode 15
Embert Chimes in About Twitter's New Owner - Season 1 - Episode 14
Embert Shares A Feel-Good Story About Brandon Puckett - Season 1 - Episode 13
Embert Celebrates The Mouse Tax - Walt Disney World Has To Pay Taxes Now - Season 1 - Episode 12
Embert Goes Off About Baby for Sale - Season 1 - Episode 11
Embert Tackles Drug Use & Abuse - Season 1 - Episode 10
Embert Answers Questions from Fans #2 - Season 1 - Episode 9
Embert Squashes Inflation - Season 1 - Episode 8
Embert Teaches us How to Spot "The Gay" - A Bullying Discovery - Season 1 - Episode 7
Embert Loves Angry Grandma - Season 1 - Episode 6
Embert Explains UK British Foods - Cookies, Biscuits, & Scones - Season 1 - Episode 5
Embert Recommends Weird AF News! - Season 1 - Episode 4
Embert Learns What A Sugar Daddy Is! Season 1 -Episode 3
Embert Answers Viewer/Listener Questions #1 - Season 1 - Episode 2
Embert Tells It Like It Is About Will Smith & Chris Rock's Slap Heard Around the World!