All Episodes
Monster Crush — 130 episodes
Date 126 - Triceratops and Bottoms
Date 125 - Critter? I Hardly Know Her
Date 124 - Come to Papa
Date 123 - Objectify Me
Date 122 - Haunted Doll Botch (with special guest Shadow!)
Date 121 - Mummy’s Day
Date 120 - In the March of Madness 2026, The GOO Conference (Pt.2)
Date 119 - In the March of Madness 2026, The BOG Conference (Pt.1)
Date 118 - Eat Your Heart Out… Again
Date 117 - Facial Your (D&D) Demons Pt. 2
Date 116 - Facial Your (D&D) Demons Pt. 1
Date 115 - A Pascagoula Elephantman Never Forgets
Date 114 - Naughty or Nice Pt. 2
Date 113 - Naughty or Nice Pt. 1
Date 112 - Tur-Key to My Heart
Date 111 - One and Done
Date 110 - I’ll Make a Man Out of You
Date 109 - If You Like It, Put The One Ring On It (with special guest Shadow!)
Date 108 - 28 Inches of Sturdiness (with special guest Shadow!)
Date 107 - Goosebump and Grind
Date 106 - Pretty Fly for a Yokai
Date 105 - You Gotta Pay The Troll Toll
Date 104 - Bone Daddy
Date 103 - I Will Remember U(boat)
Date 102 - Monster Mommy
Date 101 - Tree-t Yourself
Date 100 - Loch’d & Loaded
Date 99 - Dinosaur Boning
Date 98 - IN THE MARCH OF MADNESS 2025 (GOO CONFERENCE)
Date 97 - IN THE MARCH OF MADNESS 2025 (BOG CONFERENCE)
Date 96 - Eat Your Heart Out
Date 95 - 8 Legs of Justice
Date 94 - You've Been Very Naughty
Date 93 - Come Play With Us
Date 92 - Thankful for Monsters
Date 91 - Pri-Mating Season
Date 90 - I Vant to Suck Your…
Date 89 - Halloween Threesome
Date 88 - Sleep Tight
Date 87 - So No Head?
Date 86 - Make Mine Marvel Monsters
Date 85 - Smooch My Shiny Metal Ass
Date 84 - Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Wyrm (Pt. 1)
Date 83 - Right Size For the Job
Date 82 - Never Skip Flipper Day
Date 81 - Some Real Daddy Energy
Date 80 - Down the Rabbit’s Hole
Date 79 - Is That A Lightsaber In Your Pocket
Date 78 - Critter Done
Date 77 - In the March of Madness Pt. 2
Date 76 - In The March of Madness Pt. 1
Date 75 - It's A Me, Monster Crush!
Date 74 - JUMPSCARE!
Date 73 - This Dragon Has Wood
Date 72 - BOOed Offstage
Date 71 - New Year, Same Monsters
Date 70 - Mothman Pt. 2 Clappable Chrome Cryptid Cakes
Date 69 (NICE) - Like a Mothman to the Flame
Date 68 - The Most Cursed Gifts
Date 67 - Hoo Loves You Baby
Date 66 - Tingles In All The Right Places
Date 65 - New Blood
Date 64 - A Cryptid By Any Other Name Pt.2
Date 63 - Not Sorry to Bug You
Monster Crush Bonus: D&D Lycanthropes with the Lady Dame
Date 62 - Clamoring for Love
Date 61 - A Cryptid By Any Other Name Pt.1
Date 60 - When God Closes one Door, He Ropens Another
Date 59 - From the Vault: Arctic Blast From the Past
Date 58 - Boss Babes Pt. 2
Date 57 - Boss Babes Pt. 1
Date 56 - I Saw Goody Derek with the Devil Creatures of Vietnam!
Date 55 - Krack Open a Wet One with the Boys
Date 54 - The Hate Stops Here
Date 53 - Squatch Your Heart Pt. 2
Date 52 - Squatch Your Heart Pt. 1
Date 51 - The Beach Boys (Monster Version)
Date 50 - Monster Smooching as Praxis
Date 49 - Out With the Old, in With the New
Monster Crush Bonus: I Roll to Smooch
Date 48 - King of Monsters and King of My Heart
Date 47 - Women's Herstory Horror
Date 46 - Aliens... Probably
Date 45 - Horde my Love
Date 44 - Soggy Bottom Boys
Winter Wonderland Update
Date 43 - FROM THE VAULT - Ohio is For Monster Lovers
Date 42 - The Exxxtra Sexxxy Halloween Special!
Date 41 - The Good, the Gooder, and the Goodest Boys
Date 40 - Ragnarok My World
Date 39 - XXX-Files
Date 38 - I'll Have What He's Having
Date 37 - Secured, Contained, and (un)Protected
Date 36 - What's That Sound?
Date 35 - Gettin' Handsy (pt. 3!!!)
Date 34 - Part Man, Part Beast, All Lover
Date 33 - Gettin' Handsy (pt. 2!!)
Date 32 - Gettin' Handsy (pt. 1!)
Date 31 - Old Souls
Date 30 - A Fool for Love
Date 29 - Luck of the Irish
Date 28 - Over Seven Foot and Totally Proportional
Date 27 - Are You Gonna Eat That?
Date 26 - Settlin' Down w/ Derek Sword!
Date 25 - Interview Interlude with Lloyd Daylight!
Date 24 - We l o v e BIG BOYS!
Date 23 - Sorry for the Ghost
Date 22 - CREEPIN'
Date 21 - Special Guest JASON!
Date 20 - Deep Sea Divin'
Date 19 - West Coast, Best Coast
Valentine's Day Special Episode - Is There a Fire in Your Pants or is That the VD?
Date 18 - Let's Not Beet Around the Bush
Date 17 - I Bless These Dates in Africa
Date 16 - Someone to Keep You Warm
Date 15 - There is Nothing Mild About Captain Silver Booty
Date 14 - This Love will Never go Extinct
Date 13 - Spooktacular Love
Date 12 - Cause Baby You Got What They Need
Date 11 - Talk About a Total Failure
Date 10 - Is This a Trick?
Date 9 - W/Special Guest TheNobodynoo!
Date 8 - w/ Special Guest Seth!
Date 7 - That's Shifty
Date 6 - DnD Special Episode!
Episode 5 - Drrrrty
Date 4 - 'Til Death do you Hug
Date 3 - There's Something in the Water
Date 2 - No Scientific Testing to be Seen Here
Date 1 - What is a Cryptid? Plus: A Six Foot Vertical Leap