All Episodes

Ep35: Nick couldn’t write the essay; Evelyn couldn’t do the math.

Ep34: Evelyn hosts a cross-border pronunciation quiz; Nick derails it with “funky butt loving.”

Ep33: Nick's watch costs more than your car; Evelyn gives the pep talk nobody asked for.

Ep32: Evelyn chases the high of childhood joy; Nick hid teeth in the M&M's.

Ep31: Nick out-narcs the defense lawyer; Evelyn breaks down snow day politics.

Ep30: Evelyn OFFICIALLY-officially becomes the Canadian Blade; Nick gives a masterclass in conditional generosity.

Ep29: Nick tells the story of his 3rd-worst neighbor; Evelyn shuts down Christian comedy hour.

Ep28: Evelyn knows both countries' national anthems; Nick knows the Chicago Bears' fight song.

Ep27: Nick ran Sex & Banana Splits; Evelyn ran hot pursuit.

Ep26: Evelyn sweats through the piano bench; Nick has a few words for Mr. Holland (& his opus).

Ep25: Nick witnesses airport betrayal; Evelyn was not made for sand dunes.

Ep24: Evelyn introduces the Great Maple Syrup Heist; Nick calls MLMs America’s true crime.

Ep23: Nick met his match in a blind poodle named Bebe; Evelyn weaponized rush-hour McNuggets.

Ep22: Evelyn administers her version of the Canadian Citizenship Test to Nick.

Ep21: Nick survived dating someone who hated comedy (and body hair); Evelyn survived performative masculinity in Canadian Tire.

Ep20: Evelyn got the spiral perm; Nick resisted frosted tips (BARELY).

Ep19: Nick mailed a deeply unfortunate Christmas card; Evelyn Rolls Up the Rim live on-air.

Ep18: Evelyn's Canadian niceness takes a turn; Nick’s bathroom trust is shattered.

Ep17: Nick never got back on the horse; Evelyn hands in her toque.

Ep16: Evelyn translates Tim Hortons; Nick slams the Super Bowl.

Ep15: Nick has a Forrest Gump epiphany; Evelyn side-eyes Alberta.

Ep14: Evelyn makes a confession; Nick repents of his American bias.

Ep13: Nick told lies in his underwear; Evelyn drove straight into a life lesson.

Ep12: Evelyn's thankful for the leek; Nick's thankful for gluten.

Ep11: Nick sets the record straight about Texas and Oklahoma; Evelyn sets the record straight about poutine.

Ep10: Evelyn has major beef with entitled old women; Nick has enough of VIPs having temper tantrums.

Ep9: Nick petitions to delete the equal sign; Evelyn burned a piano.

Ep8: Evelyn insists pianists are normal; Nick survives unnecessary yoga.

A special statement from Nick & Evelyn

Ep7: Nick gets stoned (not like that); Evelyn gets judged (also not like that).

Ep6: Evelyn saved Camp Norovirus; Nick forever loathes Cindy.

Ep5: Nick explains the “Warren G Seduction Method”; Evelyn dodged a “I didn't even need to be there” promposal.

Ep4: Evelyn turns Canada into performance art; Nick turns America into performance illness.

Ep3: Nick has 5th grade flashbacks; Evelyn flexes her NASCAR sound effects.

Ep2: Evelyn would try a Tibetan salt trek; Nick has a pickleball revenge fantasy.

Ep1: Nick sets the ground rules; Evelyn becomes the Canadian Blade.