All Episodes

976. Butchering a Legally Hunted Bear in a Communal Residence Hall Kitchen

975. A Bottle of Guinness From a 162-Year-Old Shipwreck

974. Leftover Rice Transported Out of Temperature Control for About 5 Hours

973. Out of Date $0.85 Jalapeno Snack From a Farmers Market

972. Corn Chowder in the Fridge for a Week

971. To Take a Bath at Ben's House Yesterday

970. Vaccines

969. McDonald's Ranch Found on the Side of the Road in Northern Minnesota in the Summer

968. French Toast Left on Counter for Almost a Day

967. Eating Small Pieces of Chicken Left Behind in the Airfryer, Reheated Days Later

966. Drinking a Mountain Dew That You Accidentally Dropped in a Port-a-Potty

965. Cooked Frozen Hot Dogs in the Package Left in Sink Basin Over Night With Water

964. Eating Jalapeños Right Now

963. Eating Shelf Stable Tuna With Garlic in Olive Oil if the Jar Is Leaking

962. Dane's Cadmium Cod Liver

961. Roux Raw Dough Cookies

960. Drinking Water from a Source that Failed to Maintain Treatment for Removing Bacteria

959. Brushing Your Teeth With a Toothbrush That Was Not in a Toothbrush Protector

958. Eating Lettuce in Michigan Right Now

957. Reheating Refrigerated Cooked Frozen Vegetables

956. Drinking From a Bathroom Sink Water Fountain at the Louvre

955. Aspirin Canning

954. Making Your Own Maple Syrup

953. Herpes Spit Sandwich

952. Smash Tacos

951. Eating Boiled Fresh Tortellini From a Package With a Few Mold Spots

950. Takeout Chicken Tikka Masala Splashed With Hot Tub Water

949. Launching the "Good" Fireworks in Your Driveway

948. Feeding Lunchmeat to a Baby

947. Pick Your Own Berries During a Norovirus Spike in June 2026

946. Yesterday's French Toast That Sat Out for 3 Hours Before Refrigeration

945. Frozen Ham From 1992

944. Infinite Sichuan Pickles

943. Eating Food Cooked on a Restaurant Grill That Employees Have Used for Sex

942. Meal Kit Chicken Prepared Four Days After Arrival

941. Screwworm Infected Beef

940. Rockpot

939. Chicken Stock Out Overnight, Pressure Cooked Again for 30 Minutes

938. Licking the Chicken Marinade Spoon, While Pregnant

937. Re-Using Teabags After Hours or Days

936. Keeping Candy in the Bathroom

935. Licking Someone Else's Ear Wax Off Your Finger

934. Racing a Bike Through Belgian Toothpaste

933. Leaving Frozen Berries Out for 2 Hours, Refreezing and Reusing

932. Homemade Taco Seasoning Directly Added to Cooked Meat After Turning the Heat Off

931. Freeze Dried Human Kibble

930. Nine Day Old Pease Porridge

929. Car Ranch

928. Keeping Your Shampoo Bottle on the Floor of the Shower

927. Making Stock With Chewed or Licked Chicken Bones (Normal Style)

926. Touching Your Phone in the Middle of Prepping Dinner

925. Eating Someone Else's Leftover Popcorn at the Movies

924. Drinking a Bottle of Wine That Has Been Stuffed in a Thief's Trousers

923. 20 year old Cheez-Its

922. Thawing Frozen Fish in a Plastic Bag in a Fithy Sink

921. Cottage Cheese With Bubbles In

920. Eating Easter Eggs Dyed in the Toilet Bowl

919. Homemade Unrefrigerated Hot Sauce From Heavy Metal Band at Their Merch Table

918. Naked Fruit on the Seat of a Grocery Cart

917. Making Butter While Running

916. Tasting the Sauce Before the Meat Is Cooked

915. Letting Patrons Use the Handwash Sink in a Sushi Restaurant Kitchen

914. Using Toaster After Splashing Raw Chicken Juice Inside if You Are Immunocompromised

913. Using the Top Paper Plate

912. Only Rinsing a Plastic Microwave Food Cover

911. Mixing People and Giardia Infected Dog Dishes in the Dishwater

910. Eating at a Two Star Michelin Restaurant With a One Star Hygiene Rating

909. Bulging Yogurt at Elevation

908. Using Butter Rubbed on a Dirty Pan

907. Vegetables Grown in Soil with Composted Botulinum Toxin

906. White Castle Burgers in a Cooler for 12 Hours

905. Eating With Poopy Fingernail Hands

904. Dishwasher Hot Dogs

903. Three Month Old Compound Butter

902. Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder

901. Coffee Made in a Coffee Maker Used to "Wash" Underwear

900. Dried Garlic in Cold Process Soap

899. Wine From Grapes Grazed by Goats

898. Flipping Veggie Wings With Unwashed Hands

897. Cooked Brown Rice Infested With Pantry Moths

896. Not Washing a Cats Water Bowl for a Week

895. Caramel Apple That's Been Shipped Priority Mail

894. Pizza Sold by a Person That Broke Into the Restaurant

893. Eating an Opened Two-Year-Old 5-Pound Gummy Bear

892. Food From a Distribution Center With a Class II Recall

891. Using Fresh Garlic in Sous Vide Cooking

890. Hairy Bikers Poached Eggs in Dirty Water

889. Re-Using Chocolate From a Chocolate Fondue Fountain

888. Using Smell to Determine When a Food Is Safely Cooked

887. Four Year Expired Beef Jerky From a Safe at the Bottom of the Ocean

886. Attending a Pickle Party

885. Snowcream

884. Using a Screen Porch as a Refrigerator in December in Upstate New York

883. Eggnog in a Plastic Wine Bottle

882. Ice From the Automatic Ice Maker in a Home Freezer

881. 40 Year Old Dry Aged Coffee

880. Improperly Stored 44 Year Old Wine

879. Homemade Egg Nog Over 2 Years Old

878. Not UV Sterilizing Coffee Scoop After Use

877. One Liter of Water From an "Uncontrolled" Sintra Portugal Water Fountain

876. Continuously Reusing an Unwashed French Press for Coffee and Tea

875. OneTrueJustin's Parents Half Eaten Banana

874. Dry Canning Potatoes

873. Leftover Conveyer Belt Sushi

872. Medium Rare Chicken

871. Eating 1 or 2 Bites of Undercooked Ground Pork

870. A Smoothie Made With a Cordless Drill

869. Moldy Clay

868. Homemade Caramel Sauce Left Out Over Night

867. Using Tongs

866. Thawing Chicken With an Aquarium Pump

865. Cleaning a Food Thermometer With Just Water

864. Tap Water From a Sketchy Bathroom Sink

863. Taking a Pill Dropped in the Bathroom Sink

862. Wearing "New" Clothes Without Washing

861. Russel's 120 °F Prime Rib

860. Unpasteurized Apple Cider Vinegar for Pregnant or Immunocompromised People

859. Medium Rare Duck Breast and HPAI

858. Crockpot Chicken at Room Temperature "All Day"

857. Water Bathed Canned Turkey Noodle Soup

856. Feeding Sealed Byheart Baby Formula to a Baby

855. Cooking Raw Turkey to 155 °F

854. Chef John's Perfect Prime Rib

853. Using a Swiss Army Knife Toothpick

852. Prosciutto Di Parma at Room Temperature for Months

851. Eric's Fizzy Grapefuit Juice

850. Dishwasher Lasagna

849. Eating a Hollywood Chewing-Gum Cardboard Box

848. Cooking Stuffing Inside the Turkey

847. Using a "Found" Pocket Mouth Guard

846. Spraying Mouthguard With Ethanol and Propanol

845. Family Dinner Into Which a Cat Dropped a Mouse

844. Eating Candy Given to You by a Streaker

843. Properly Cooked Isopod Fish Tongue Parasite

842. Freezing Parboiled Potatoes in Large Masses

841. Watered Down Hand Soap

840. DIY French Burger Kit

839. 24 Hour Old Pumpkin Spice Latte

838. Opened Refrigerated Organic Lemonade After 4 Weeks

837. Eating Powdered Teflon

836. Canned Pet Food

835. "Cooking" a Wrapped Egg in a Compost Pile

834. Washing Drinking Glasses With Only Hot Water and Friction

833. British Dishwashing Method

832. Biting the Head Off a Bat or Dove

831. Drinking Coffee Made With Water From a Reservoir With a Bit of Algae

830. Eating Skate Ice

829. Betty Crocker Frosting Stored Out of Refrigeration

828. Vintage US Meals, Ready-to-Eat (MREs)

827. Bloated Meat Packages

826. Ballpark Cheeseburger With Self-Serve Sticky Cheese

825. Air Cooled Hard Boiled Eggs After a Week at Room Temperature

824. Drinking Horatio Nelson's Embalming Fluid Made With Brandy

823. Costco Free Food Samples

822. Don's Rusty Shower Event

821. Consuming a Fly in Wine, Twice

820. "Canning" an Unrefrigerated Low Acid Canned Food

819. Storing Garlic Confit in Ben's Refrigerator for Two Weeks

818. Not Drinking 8 Glasses of Water a Day

817. Going to the Beach With a Vibrio Alert

816. Washing Produce With Just Plain Water

815. Radioactive Shrimp

814. Eating Dane's Raw Teewurst

813. Squishing a Bug That Smells Like Maple Syrup

812. Soaking Cedar Planks for Salmon in Room Temperature Water

811. Raspberries at Room Temperature for About 28 Hours

810. White Bread

809. Using a Towel With a "Big Brown Streak"

808. Sushi Left on the Counter Overnight

807. Eating Raw Frozen Spinach in a Smoothie

806. Chicken From a Bag With Chicken in the Seam

805. Mamma Birding (Chewing Food for Other People)

804. Ben's Missing Thermometer

803. Unpasteurized Suitcase Saint Nectaire Cheese

802. Sealed Jar With Sauce on the Rim and No Pop

801. Letting Your Drunk Partner Cook Raw Chicken While You Prepare a Fresh Salad in a Small Kitchen

800. Linda's Vichyssoise

799. Combining Breastmilk Collected in Shells Over Three Days to Feed a Healthy Infant

798. Dave's Pancakes From Old Sourdough Leftovers

797. Ben's Pants Pocket Forks

796. Raw Chicken That Is at 67 °F After More Than 12 Hours

795. Cooking in Bacon and/or Sausage Grease Stored Room Temperature for Up to 30 Days

794. Cold-Ish, Prepared Oatmeal From a Community Vat Made Earlier That Day

793. Peeled, Hardboiled Eggs Stored Immersed in Water in the Fridge at a Chain Hotel

792. Microwaving Your Kitchen Sponges

791. Sourdough With Fruit Inclusions at a Farmer's Market From a Home Processor in NY

790. Eating From a Bag of Popcorn After Hype the Mascot Has "Eaten" From It

789. Licking a Fake Cupcake That Has Been Repeatedly Tossed Into an Inflatable Donut on an Astroturf Field

788. 5-Year-Old Homemade Vanilla Extract From Reddit

787. Mayonnaise From a Recently Opened Jar Kept in a Cabinet Less Than a Week

786. Never Washing the Salad Spinner

785. Fried Chicken From a Old Public Restroom in a State Park

784. Eating Major Intersection Grapes

783. Homemade Chimichurri Left at Room Temp for Months

782. Mechanically Tenderized Beef, Medium Rare

781. Dubai Chocolate

780. Playing Games at a Table in a Restaurant

779. Eating Canned Beans From WWII in 2006

778. Out of Date Simpson's Ham

777. Eating Deviled Eggs Made From Home-Canned, Split Open Hard-Boiled Eggs

776. Eating a Half Eaten Candy Bar After the Pandemic

775. Coin in Cup for Freezer Safety After Power Outages

774. Room Temperature Candied Lemon Peels

773. Single Cup Hotel Coffee Makers

772. Reusing Bench Flour

771. Eating Steaks Flipped With Licked Bare Hands

770. Consuming Dairy Products Given Cuts to FDA

769. Onion and Shallot Black Mold

768. Putting on Gloves Without Washing Your Hands

767. Eating and Drinking at Nudist Bar

766. Room Temperature Overnight Oats

765. Big Open Spoiled Jar of Canned Peaches at Room Temperature

764. Canned Pineapple From a Gray Container

763. Yogurt or Cottage Cheese Directly Out of the Container

762. Garlic Yogurt Dip 10 Days Post Making, Just Prior to Surgery

761. Cleaning the Fridge With Water Only

760. Eggs Recalled for Salmonella

759. Big Open Jar of Canned Peaches at Room Temperature

758. Reusing Plastic Drinking Water Jugs Without Washing

757. Rusty Can Opener

756. Apples Bitten by Stink Bugs

755. Reusable Straws

754. Reusing a Hot Chocolate Milk Spoon

753. Re-Heating Leftovers Indefinitely and the Lasagna of Theseus

752. Frozen Sliced Liver From the Last Century

751. Leaving Green Juice in the Car Overnight in the Winter

750. Corned Beef Left Out for a Couple of Hours

749. Two Week Old Cookie Style Lemon Bars

748. Butter That a Mouse Churned

747. Cooking in an Oven With Mouse Droppings

746. Homemade Nut Butter Containing Honey

745. Reusing Pasta Water That's Been Sitting Out Overnight

744. Superb Owl Shrimp That's Been Out of Temperature, Refrigerated and Reheated

743. Kissing a Raven

742. Stirring Your Coffee With "Pickle" the Barista Bird Daily

741. Using a Dishwasher to Wash a Bird Feeder

740. Using a "Snot Sucker" With Ones Mouth

739. Nugget Shoes

738. Girl Scout Cookies

737. Using a Bath Towel (Laundered Weekly) to Dry Hands After Using the Bathroom and Before Preparing Food

736. Reusing Old Sleep-Water in Cold Humidifiers

735. Armpit Riceballs

734. Sun Drying Onions, Ginger and Garlic for 4 Days

733. Ben's Garbage Disposal Strawberry

732. Don's Slow Cooling Veggie Chili

731. Sticking Energy Chews to a Bike's Frame for Easy Access

730. Accidentally Eating Some Seeds or Sprouts From a Chia Pet

729. Eating Raw Milk Gouda Cheese in an Unregulated Brazilian Facility

728. Using Stale Bread in Brown Sugar

727. Placing Raw Meat Dishes Directly in the Dishwasher

726. Sunny Side Up Egg From a Bird Infected With Bird Flu

725. Landfilling Ground Up HPAI Infected Chickens Without PPE

724. Licking Cheetos Dust Off Your Fingers

723. Occasionally Eating Roof Icicles

722. Eating Baby Poop Regularly

721. Coffee Cupping in January

720. Accidentally Leaving Your Contact Lens Solution Bottle Open

719. Freezer Ajar for 24 Hours

718. Cutting Bones on a Band Saw

717. Eating Opened Processed Deli Turkey a Month Past Its Best Before Date

716. Arranging Objects on a Table Using Only Your Face

715. Blueberries That Had a New Hat Fall Into Them Twice

714. Baby Licking a Snake

713. Curb Butternut Squash

712. Alley Turkey

711. Leaving Cookies and Milk Out for Santa

710. Mystery Green Spots in Ice Cream

709. Homemade Roasted Sriracha Chickpeas at Room Temperature for Days

708. Expired Pasteurized Cows Milk Used for Yogurt

707. Eating Fruit That's Been Bitten by a Bat

706. Reused Dog Licked Sauce Lid

705. Washing Poultry Blotting Towels in Cold Water

704. Eating a Paper Ballot

703. Using a Strangers Paper Napkin Found in a Parking Lot

702. Reusing a Paper Towel Used to Cover Microwaved Kraft Dinner

701. Reusing Unwashed Cutlery With Food Particles

700. Dog Tongue Kiss

699. Using a Black Plastic Spatula

698. Deep Frying a Turkey

697. Thanksgiving Leftovers

696. Thawing a Turkey in the Garage

695. Rinsing Your Turkey in the Sink

694. Relying on a Pop Up Thermometer

693. Inexperienced Home Chefs and Potlucks

692. Guacamole Left Out Overnight

691. Freeze Dried Beef Organs and Colostrum Smoothie

690. Letting a Toddler Eat Raw Flour

689. Eating Mussels Unopened After Cooking

688. Eating Slivered Onions Today

687. Nerds Gummy Clusters

686. Eating an Egg Fried on Astroturf

685. Pouring Unused Maple Syrup Back Into the Container

684. Recalled Treehouse Waffles

683. Pastor Pinkston's Putrid Pumpkin Products

682. Storing Food in a Glass Jar That Used to Be a Fish Tank

681. Cookie Dough Dreams Raw Cookie Dough

680. Drinking Single Barrel Bourbon With a Moldy Cork

679. Ben's Moldy Strawberry Jam

678. Immunocompromised Person Eating Mac and Cheese Left at Room Temperature for Two Hours

677. Eating a Properly Cooked Egg With a Crack in It

676. Drinking Beer When the Bottle Has Been in Contact With the Beer

675. Working Out in a Gym With a Live Chicken

674. Open Can of Soup Outdoors in the Summer for More Than a Day

673. Ramen

672. Plastic Cutting Boards Because of Microplastics

671. Older Man Kayaking With Fresh Wounds in Water Which Regularly Fails Coliform Tests

670. Cooking Salmon on Moldy Cedar Planks

669. Items Washed Twice in a Festered Moldy Dishwasher

668. Using a Microwave Because They Are Contaminated With Bacteria

667. Cooking Dry Beans in Slow Cookers

666. Drinking Alcohol from Uranium Glassware

665. Leaving a Cut Unripe Avocado at Room Temperature for a Day

664. Putting Chairs on a Sanitized Restaurant Table

663. Eating Foods With Pathogens as Long as You Are Drinking Alcohol

662. Enjoying a Sourtoe Cocktail

661. Blowing Air Over Raw Chicken

660. Coffee Made With Water From a Strangers Water Bottle

659. Drinking Coffee or Tea on an Airplane

658. Eating Fish in the Olympic Village

657. Swimming in the Seine during the 2024 Olympics

656. Eating Fruit and Vegetables Washed With Cleaning Vinegar

655. Eating Moldy Food on a Delta Flight

654. Cut Watermelon at Room Temperature for One Day or More

653. New York Times Escovitch Fish Recipe at Room Temperature for 12 Hours

652. New York State Jam and Relish Purchased From a Farmers Market

651. Eating Fresh New York State Roadkill Bear Meat That's Properly Cooked

650. Yogurt From a Grocery Store Fridge With No Door

649. Drinking Cicada-Infused Malört Shots

648. Using a Turtle to Open a Beverage On a Golf Course

647. Not Washing Hands After Pooping

646. Taking Your Coffee Cup Into the Bathroom With You

645. Eating at the Toe Beans Cat Cafe

644. Vacuum Packed Cheddar at Room Temperature for 24 hours

643. Drinking an Unknown Liquid Found in a Bottle at Sea

642. Watery Honey

641. Using a Dishwasher With a Failing Heating Element

640. Using a Sink That's Been Used to Wash a Stadium Mop

639. Nate's Meat Diet Cast Iron Pan Grease

638. Using the Pot My Roommate Boils Her Diva Cup In

637. Holding Sushi Rice for 4 Hours and Then Refrigerating

636. Brewing Tea in Nacho Cheese

635. Eating 3-Day-Old Fast Food Chicken Tacos

634. Before the 5th Inning Baseball Hotdog

633. Mailbox Lasagne

632. Eating a Food Recalled for Misbranding if You Are Not Allergic to Any of the Ingredients

631. Thawing a Whole Turkey in a Hot Garage Twice

630. Eating at a New York City Restaurant With a "C" Rating

629. Picking Up Dog Poop Using a Composable Bag

628. Washing Produce in the Dishwasher

627. Drinking a Cocktail Using Ice From a Core Sample From Your Birth Year

626. Eating Rare Bear Meat

625. Eating Expired Baby Carrots

624. Arden's Lukewarm Singara

622. Duck Fat Washed Whiskey Cocktail

621. Pizza With White Glue

620. Making a Sandwich With Bruce the Cow

619. Eating the Minnesota Twins Lucky Sausage

618. Raw Cheese Made With Milk Containing HPAI

617. HPAI in Pasteurized Milk

616. Thawing and Refreezing Meat Multiple Times

615. Pickles From a Jar Used to Marinate Raw Pork

614. Waffle House Magic Marker System

613. Poultry Grill Tongs Rinsed Under Very Hot Water

612. Making Smoothies in a Blender Carafe and Rinsing With Very Hot and High Pressure Water but No Soap

611. Eating at a Restaurant Under a Bridge

610. Unrefrigerated Unlabeled Pickled Quail Eggs From a Country Store

609. Unexpected Powdered Gravy

608. Breaking Your Eggs on Something Pointed

607. Giving CPR to a Baby Rabbit

606. Shaking Hands

605. Only Washing Your Veggies After Peeling

604. A Cut Apple That Has Been to School Twice

603. Drinking Water That Had a Body in It for a Month

602. Hamburger Made With a Bun Touching Raw Meat

601. Reusing Electric Kettle Water

600. Eating Raw Chicken Every Day

599. Brining Meat in a Refrigerator Drawer

598. Laura's Misbehaving Fridge

597. Using a Netipot with Tap Water

596. Homemade Cashew Cheese

595. Groceries in a Car Trunk in the Winter for Four and a Half Hours

594. Expired Sushi in a Unplugged Refrigerator for 7 Hours

593. Cooking With Aluminium Foil

Eating Pickles From a Vat That a Man Dunked His Head Into

591. Drinking Water From Switzerland's 7,000 Lakes

590. Kejni's Extra-Crispy Roast Potato Recipe

589. Hamburger Left in Car for Three Days

588. Swollen Can of Surströmming

587. Homemade Jerky From Facebook Marketplace

586. Jane's Raw Ground Beef in the Deli Station

585. Drinking From a "Common Cup" for Communion

584. Chicken Washed With Bleach and Soap

583. Food From a Table With Live Fish Swimming in It

582. Soup After Someone Has Tasted That Soup From the Ladle in a Grocery Store Hot Bar

581. Bread Pudding Made From a 2 Year Old Child's Leftover Crusts

580. Not Washing Hand Towels After 3 Uses

579. Mike's Car Baked Mac and Cheese

578. Haley's Aunt's Car "Refrigerator"

577. Baking Cookies on Wax Paper

576. Driving With a Teen on a Learner's Permit

575. Ice Stored Under Factory Packaged Frozen Raw Ground Beef

574. Sawdust Bread

573. Meringue

572. Awning Drip Coffee

571. Hockey Ice Gum

570. Ceviche

569. Breast Milk White Russian Cocktail

568. Sandy Ocean Rinsed Pizza

567. Growing Vegetables by a Restaurant That Used to Be a Dry Cleaners

566. Weird Swedish Hard Cheese in International Mail

565. Cat's on the Cress

564. Metallic Brined Turkey

563. Chris's Yogurt Without Heating

562. Using Graywater or Rainwater in a Bidet

561. Edible Mascots

560. Exposing Mark's Elderly Parents to Very Cold Food

559. Waffles

558. Not Sanitizing a Food Thermometer

557. Robin in the Supermarket

556. Storing Celery and Carrots in Water in the Refrigerator

555. Reusing a Prosciutto Plastic Bag

554. Eating Lung

553. Garlic From China

552. Tuna From a Can Freshly Dented at Home

551. Jungle Juice in a Tub

550. Water for Cooking Held in the Danger Zone

549. Putting a Turkey on Your Head

548. Cleaning the Toilet Brushes in the Dishwasher Top Rack

547. Overheated Canned and Jarred Foods

546. Canned Food From a Fire

545. Steak House Pub Cheese in a Shared Crock

544. Toddler Getting Into Kitchen Trash

543. Eating Table Syrup From IHOP Containing Food Hidden by College Students

542. Hissing Foaming Canned Blueberries

541. Unlicensed San Francisco Street Vendors

540. Cold Water Turkey Thawing

539. Using Tattler Reusable Plastic Canning Lids

538. Bacteria in Fast-Food Soda Fountains

537. Shopping in the Produce Section of a Store Where Someone Has Brought Their Pet Turtle

536. Tajarin Dalla Forma

535. Adults Eating at Picnic Tables With a Little Bit of Dried Bird Poop

534. Getting Your Food Safety Advice From (Our) Podcasts

533. Using the Kitchen Sink to Wash Your Bathroom Hands

532. Eating Raman Noodles Straight From the Package

531. Hot Dog Bun Printed With the Expiration Date

530. Foodservice Red Bucket

529. Ben's Random Biker Mushroom Advice

528. Richard's One Time, Eight Cat Focaccia

527. Hawaiian Chili Pepper Water

526. Ginger Shots Made With Raw Unpeeled Ginger

525. Eating Meat From a Moldy Bun

524. Keeping Your Toothbrush Less Than 6 Feet From Your Toilet

523. Uniforms Pants With Pockets

522. Paw Print Sugar Cookies Made With an Actual Dog Paw

521. Unwashed Bananas

520. Refilling Sodastream Canisters in a BSL2 Lab Using German Hardware

519. Mett, Fresh From a Butcher

518. Attending 2023 Blue Ridge Rock Festival

517. Growing Vegetables In Chris's Abandoned Septic Tank Soil

516. Horchata

515. Foaming Watermelon

514. Tomato From of a Seed That Went Through Sewage Treatment

513. 12 Flies in a Soda Dispenser

512. Attending Burning Man 2023

511. Travelling on a Diarrhea Plane for 2 Hours

510. Sage's Diluted Kombucha

509. Non-Alcoholic Beers on Tap

508. Wristbands

507. Mozzarella and Gouda Left in Rain for 4 Hours

506. Kids on Lawns Irrigated With Water Containing Pathogenic E. coli

505. Avocados Stored in Water in the Refrigerator

504. The Chipotle Autocado

503. Cracking an Egg on Your Kids Head

502. Food When the Power Is Out for 40 Hours

501. Picking Your Nose

500. Mail Order Cakes Shipped at Room Temperature

499. Cooking Raw Chicken in a Rice Cooker

498. Room Temperature Canned Chicken Noodle Soup

497. Unopened Carton of Heavy Cream Almost 3 Weeks Past It's Expiration Date

496. Dishwasher Corn

495. Frozen Berries in Microwaved Porridge

494. Gloves Without Handwashing

493. Visiting a Fish Market

492. Slow Cooker Baked Potatoes With No Water

491. Foil Wrapped Smoked Potatoes

490. Extended Refrigerated Storage of Thawed Frozen Pizza Dough

489. Dim Sum from Bamboo Steamers

488. Eating Boiled Freshwater Mussels From Lake Winnisquam, New Hampshire

487. Four Year Old Blackberry Freezer Jam of Uncertain Provenance

486. Cat Smelled Food

485. Hotel Room Baby Back Ribs

484. Tepache de Piña

483. Being in the Sun and Wiping Lime Juice on Your Skin

482. Using a Turtle to Open a Beverage

481. Eating Chopped Salad From Portillo's While Pregnant

480. Sparky Guacamole

479. Homemade Halloumi With Fresh Raw Milk

478. Living Next to a Farm

477. Accidentally Eating A Tiny Spider In A Bunch Of Grapes

476. Worlds Purest Cookie

475. Bamboo Straw Used for Smoothies Without a Brush for Cleaning

474. Toilet Paper

473. Splenda

472. Rutgers University Fraternities

471. Sink Pasta

470. Recalled Cold Brew Coffee With a Bolt

469. Marinated Feta in a Jar

468. One Sip of Opened 16 Hour Unrefrigerated Fruit and Veggie Blend

467. Rich's Hard Boiled Eggs (With Bra Egg Bonus)

466. Drinking From a Wine Spit Bucket

Kurtis's Puffy Sausage

464. Veronica's Puffy Tofu

463. Homemade Cookie Dough Left Out Overnight at Room Temperature

462. Doing the Norwex Raw Chicken Demo

461. Foods Cooked in the Outdoors by 12 to 14 Year Old Scouts

460. That One Green Potato Chip

459. AI-Generated Recipes

458. Pasta in the Woods in New Jersey

457. Cooking With Molten Glass or Metal

456. Pepper Shakers at a Restaurant

455. Super Sweaty Celebrity Chefs

454. Mammoth Meatballs

453. Wild Yeast Water

452. Reusing Bamboo Chopsticks for Raw Sushi

451. Bobbing for Apples

450. Salting Pasta Water With Iodized Salt

449. Pepper Mill Over a Pot

448. Pool Pizza

447. Repeated Hot Fudge Temperature Cycling

446. Ice Cream From a Malfunctioning Freezer

445. Old Meat Sticks

444. Marrying the Ketchup

443. College Students Selling Foods to the Community

442. Restaurant Misting Fans

441. Pooled Eggs in the Fridge for 10 Days

440. Ketchup in the Cabinet

439. Gloves

438. Half Year Old Aged Steak in Cheese Wax

437. Dolly's Dry Pickles

436. Zach's Day Old Breakfast Popcorn

435. Cooked Fruit Pie Stored at Room Temperature

434. Pastor Pinkstons Brownie Batter Bonanza

433. 17 Year Old Pickle Brine

432. Bog Butter

431. Eating at a Restaurant Operating Without Power

430. Wearing Silver-Threaded Clothing

429. TikTok Fridge-Decorating Trend

428. Semi-Firm Cheese at 45-55 °F for an Undetermined Amount of Time

427. Storing "Teriyk" in an Old Hair Spray Bottle

426. Sending Home Baked Lemon Squares to the Elderly in the Mail

425. Reusing Room Temperature Butter for Sautéing Vegetables

424. Red Hot "Cured" Egg Yolks

423. Pastor Pinkston's Plentiful Pork Products

422. Butter Candles

421. Beer Kegs in the Bathroom

420. Chicken in a Waffle Maker

419. Frozen Mixed Veggies in Yogurt

418. Pocket Baked Potato

417. Pickle From 1890

416. Leftover Home Cooked Vegetable Soup Stored in a Refrigerator During a Power Outage

415. Flying With Crabs

414. Slimy Meat With Holes

413. Worker Not Wearing a Hair Covering in a Restaurant

412. Defrosting Trays

411. Brewing More Coffee Without Cleaning the Carafe and Filter Basket

410. Chris's "Loosey-Goosey" Cured Bacon

409. Not Fully Drying Your Hands

408. Found Fries

407. San Francisco Mystery Poop

406. Boiling Moldy Maple Syrup to Make It Safe

405. Dark Chocolate

404. Maggot Cheese (Casu Marzu)

403. Taking an Infant and Toddler to a Goat Feeding Farm

402. Hallucinogenic Austrailian Leafy Greens

401. Unrefrigerated Jalapeño Queso Dip

400. Simple Syrup Stored at Room Temperature

399. Eating Decorative Kale

398. Using Stretch-Tite to Cover a Pot of Boiling Water

397. Whole Turkey Sent Through the Mail

396. Puffy Clam Chowder

395. Open Dippin' Dots in a Sporting Event Bathroom Stall

394. Home Canning Water

393. Nancy's Home Delivered Food Left Out Overnight

392. Polly's Old Olives

391. Washing Shoes in a Commercial Dishwasher

390. Tongs Up Self Service Utensils

389. Special Italian Style Christmas Spaghetti Ornaments

388. That Hand Move in Face Off

387. Licking a Sonoran Desert Toad

386. Pink Burger at 170 °F

385. George Costanza Trash Eclair

384. Mother In-Law's Well Rested Thanksgiving Turkey

383. Smoking a 27 Lb Turkey

382. Don's Condolences Chili

381. Eating Random Mushrooms From the Forest

380. Ninety Minute Room Temperature Delivery Sushi

379. Jeff's 12 Hour Delayed Start Short Ribs

378. Toast

377. Election Night Pizza

376. Ben's Bagel Shop Knife Cleaning

375. Eating a Medium Rare Blade Tenderized Steak

374. Eating Meat of a Properly Cooked (160 °F) Rabid Animal

373. Sharing Popcorn With a Fox

372. Siracusa's Gull Bite Sandwich

371. Ben and Jerry's Pet Ice Cream for Humans

370. Chuck's Cold Brew

369. Thermos Cooking

368. Butter Boards

367. Fries Cooked in Cooking Oil With a Mouse

366. Unrefrigerated Ranch Dressing Topped Off for Days

365. Roadside Rúgbrauð

364. Leeching Acorns in a Toilet Tank to Make Acorn Flour

363. Transporting Watermelons in a Grass Lined Flume

362. Nyquil Chicken

361. Used Egg Shells, Planted With Cress Seeds for Grandchildren

360. Redditer's Purple Butter

359. Cooking with Cow Dung

358. Vintage Jello

357. Frog in Canadian Lettuce

356. Uncooked Vegan Cookie Dough Stored Hot Car All Day

355. Corn Water

354. Max's Mom's Borscht

353. Cooking Chicken in a Hotel Coffeepot

352. Slab Pancetta, 2 Months at 36 °F

351. Kissing a Bird

350. Everything apron? Cross-contamin-apron?

349. Refrigerating Food in Joshes Weird Tall Cup

348. Drinking a Glass of Polluted Water From a 'Holy River'

347. Soaking Uncooked Rice Overnight

346. Skittles

345. Keith's Exploding Canned Oranges

344. Max's Unwashed Basil

343. Monkeypox in Food and on Food Packaging

342. Bedroom Pasta

341. Leslie's Artichoke Dip

340. Dried Chicken Juice Sponge

339. Storing Used Eggshells in the Carton

338. Precooked Frozen Dino Nuggies Eaten by 2.5 Year Old

337. Toilet Paper Roll Tubes for Crafts for Kids

336. Unrefrigerated Ham & Cheese Croissant

335. Using a Chainsaw to Cut a Turkey in Antarctica

334. Snacklebox

333. Pink Sauce

332. Unwashed Produce From a Bush Shared With Deer

331. Sucking the Air Out of a Bag of Raw Chicken

330. TK's Flat Seltzer

329. Dr. Don's Sluggy Arugula

328. Dr. Don's Soapy Pasta

327. Chicken Soup Unrefrigerated for More Than 6 Hours

326. Foods in Oil Stored for a Long Time

325. Ellens Dropped Water Bottle Lid

324. Lemon Wedge in Your Drink

323. Stirring Your Coffee With a Hotel Pen

322. Chickpeas in a Leaky Microwaveable Pouch

321. Promptly Refrigerated Baked Potato Wrapped in Foil

320. Nut Mylk

319. Five Hour Sun Pasta

318. Eating a Shoe

317. Preparing Food in a Bitchen

316. Using Cups to Scoop Water Out of a Shared Bowl

315. Continuing to Eat a Jar of Recalled Jif Peanutbutter

314. Unrefrigerated Cut Watermelon Over Night

313. Nibbling a Rhubarb Leaf

312. Months Old Stock Under Rendered Fat

311. River Pickles

310. Really Old Green Coffee Beans

309. Adding Milk to Yogurt to Make More Yogurt

308. Two Day Trunk Cheese

307. Buffet Corndogs Brought From Home

306. Plant Based Deli Meat and Soft Cheeses for a Pregnant Woman

305. Uncovered Trash Cans in Women's/Unisex Bathrooms

304. Steve's Green Beef Pastrami

303. Eight Pounds of Pad Thai Leftovers

302. Reheating Food in a Microwave

301. "Canning" Without "Cooking"

300. Washing Your Toilet Seat in Your Dishwasher

299. Rihanna's Ocean Dipped Mangos

298. Canadian Airport Toilet Vegetables

297. Poultry Cooked to 150 °F (Plus Carryover)

296. Pastor Pinkston's Putrid (?) Pork

295. Baked Refrigerated Dough After Five Days in the Refrigerator

294. Hand Washing Raw Meat Dishes

293. Low Volume Lasagna at Olive Garden

292. Whole Strawberries at Room Temperature for 24 Hr

291. RTE Greens With Dirt in the Package

290. Yeeting a Real Fish Into a Crowd

289. Last Years Easter Treats at Ben's House

288. Really Old Soda

287. Rice Used to Dry Out Phone Dropped in Water

286. Eating in a Restaurant Built on a Graveyard

285. Bringing Your Own Banana

284. Dog Kisses

283. Infant Formula After a Few Ants Are Removed

282. Sage's Steak Cookies

281. Unpasteurized Eggs from Neighbor

280. Thirty-Three Year Old Baseball Card Gum

279. Letting a 20 Month Old Try Kombucha

278. Unprocessed, Unrefrigerated Apple Butter

277. Chicken Taco in a Backpack for a Day and a Half

276. Cold-Soaked Freeze-Dried Backpacking Food

275. Cooking While COVID-19 Positive

274. COVID-19 and Revolving Doors

273. Cooking With Himalayan Soup Salter on a Rope

272. Thirteen Year Old Tapioca Flour

271. Salt Rising Bread

270. Rice, Chicken, and Lo Mein Leftovers

269. Cat Licked Cake

268. Old Outbreak Peanut Butter

267. Single Mouse Turd Near the Guacamole Ingredients

266. Linda's Molten Chocolate Lava Cakes

265. Sewer Shrimp

264. Kapchunka

263. Eating Foods Labeled as "Made in a Facility" With a Food To Which You're Allergic

262. Justin's Leftover Steak, Cooked on the Use-By Date and Eaten Two Days Later

261. Sam's Plowed Snow and Ice

260. Wegmans Cook in a Bag Meal Cooked in a Slow Cooker

259. Eating a Food or at a Restaurant Again, After (You Think) It Made You Sick

258. Re-Using Boxed Fish Fry Stored at Room Temperature

257. Sous Vide Brisket for One Month at 131 °F

256. Sniffing Milk Instead Using Expiration Dates

255. Lining Wooden Beer Casks With Pine Pitch in Czech Tradition

254. Do It Yourself Pizza Oven

253. Scott's Ambiguously Sealed Mincemeat

252. Taste the TV

251. Aaron's Black Eyed Peas

250. Pasta With Sauce and Turkey Left Out Overnight

249. Bringing Frozen Unrefrigerated Peameal Bacon Across the Border

248. Eating Raw Bacon

247. Feeding Breadcrumbs Older Than Your Kid to Your Kid

246. Re-Using Plastic Bags

245. Licking an Ice Sculpture

244. Food Out of Temperature Control for 6 Hours

243. Unrefrigerated Baileys Irish Cream After 6 Months

242. Brushing Teeth With Well Water

241. Unrefrigerated Pesto

240. "Lightly" Pasteurized OJ Left at Room Temp for 24 Hours

239. Turkey Meatballs From Jimmy Kimmels Steps

238. Raw Egg Eggnog Refrigerated for 6 Months

237. My Twinkie Smells Like Poop

236. Eating 2,400 Year Old Soup

234. Salmon at 43 °F for 15 Hours

233. 100 Hour Lasagna

231. S'mores Cooked on Pallet Wood

232. Eating Produce Stickers

230. Un-cleanable Salad Spinners

229. Giving a Raw Turkey to a 13 Year Old

228. Trice Reheated Poultry

227. Open Turkey Bacon a Few Weeks After It's Best by Date

226. Putting Hot Food in the Fridge With a Lid

225. Common Cold and a Breakfast Casserole

224. Dry Canning Ground Beef

223. Reprocessed Under Processed Potatoes Held at Room Temperature for 24 Hours

222. Punishing a Food Server for Calling in Sick With a Serious Infection

221. Frozen Food From 1972

220. Eating Carrot Top Pesto

219. Take Out Omelette With "Pepper"

218. Returning Food Trucks to Use After Holding COVID-19 Bodies

217. Homemade Treats From Neighbors

216. Cockroach Footprints on Packaging Cleaned With Soap

215. Cross-Contamination From Plant Based Meat

214. Having a Romantic Flour Fight

213. Eating on an Active Fishing Pier

212. Food With a Bite Out of It

211. Kinder Surprise Eggs

210. Air cooled hard boiled eggs at room temperature

209. Cooking a Thawed Turkey Meant to Cooked From Frozen

208. Not Washing Coffee Making Devices

207. Using Sticks for Roasting Marshmallows

206. Bubbling Pickles

205. Apple Pie on the Counter for Days

204. Extra Blue, Blue Cheese

203. Homemade Cashew Cheese

202. Mailing Fruit and Vegetable Infused Tequila

201. Bug in Your Margarita

200. Unrefrigerated Breads That Contain Inclusions

199. Exploding Strawberry Jars

198. Endless Pickles

197. Raw Chicken Sashimi

196. Raw Eggo Waffles

195. Dishwasher Salmon

194. Eating the Green Stuff From a Lobster

193. Undercooked Meat With a Low Level of a Pathogen Incubating in a Mouth for 12 Hours

192. Defrosting a Turkey in a Hot Tub

191. Whole Veggies and Raw Meat in a Home Refrigerator at 50°F for Four Days*

190. Fried Chicken at Room Temperature for 4 Hours

189. Epoxy Hotdog

188. Reused Chewing Gum

187. Recalled Listeria Muffins

186. Barehanded Lemon Slices in Drinks at a Bar

185. Tamago Kake Gohan

184. Cooked Tapioca at Room Temperature Overnight

183. Wine Bottles From Flooded Areas

182. Dashboard Cookies

181. Reusing Marinade

180. Stinky Sous Vide

179. Downy Mildew Basil Pesto

178. Old Sprouted Potatoes

177. Porch Eggs

176. Beer Brewed With Hockey Ice

175. Drinking From the Bathroom Tub

174. Roasted Tomatoes in Oil

173. Baked Sweet Potatoes Left at Room Temperature for 18 Hours

172. Dunkaroos Dough Left in the Car and Baked

171. Fourteen Month Old Apple

170. Using Hand Sanitizer to Prevent the Spread of Norovirus

169. Steeping Food in Seawater

168. Feeding Agave Syrup to Infants

167. Backyard Lettuce for a Pregnant Woman

166. All Day Room Temperature Yogurt

165. NC State Hollandaise Sauce

164. Using a Poultry Stone

163. Corn and Peas Microwaved for 90 Seconds

162. Roasted Grilled Veggies Left Out Overnight

161. Cooler Cooked Corn

160. Properly Cooked Outbreak Meat

159. Food, Once a Fly Has Landed on It

158. Dented Aluminum Cans

157. Leftover Pizza

156. Trunk Pizza

155. Lava Pizza

154. Michael Scott Bacon Method

153. Drinking From the Stanley Cup, COVID Edition

152. Traditional Québécois Acadian Salted Herbs

151. Burger Cooking Robot

150. Canned BLT Sandwich

149. Blazen's Post Workout Meal

148: High Meat

147. Moldy Bread

146. Unrefrigerated Vegan Stuffed Squash

145. Swollen Kimchi

144. 3D Printed Birthday Cake

143. Edible Insects

142. Beeswax Wraps

141. Vacuum Packaged Pizza In The Mail

140. Will's One Tong Grilling Method

139. One Moldy Berry

138. Non Airtight Bags of Chips

137. Tap Water in Mexico

136. Eating Cold Leftovers

135. Coffee (Or Tea) With Milk on a Mug Warmer for 6 Plus Hours

134. Blowing Out Candles on a Birthday Cake

133. Storing Eggs in the Car for a Few Days

132. Sending Unheated Hot Dogs in a Kids Lunch

131. Not Following the FDA Model Food Code Handwashing Directions

130. Drinking Civit Poop Coffee

129. Sushi From Non-Sushi Grade Fish

128. Milk on the Counter Over Night

127. Making Blown Out Easter Eggs

126. Cooking With Non Food Grade Essential Oils

125. Fundraising Bake Sales

124. Shrimp Tails in a Cereal Box

123. NY Times Steak Tartare

122. Frozen Berry Smoothies

121. Greasy Grills

120. A Dog Licking Your Plate

119. COVID-19 From Hookups

118. Potting Soil

117. Keeping Water at Human Body Temperature for Hours

116. Putting Plates Away Wet

115. Cats in the Kitchen

114. Water Cooled Beverages

113. Eating Snow

112. Expired Hand Sanitizer

111. Snow Bank Refrigerator

110. Counter Top Nachos

Uncooked Frozen Carrots*

108. Parking Lot Tamales

107. Slapping a Chicken to Cook It

Sharing Dessert

105. Week Old Room Temperature Bacon

104. Spagetti Nasal Flossing

103. Sourdough Bread With Russian Starter Culture

102. Perpetual Stew

101. Dirty Raw Fresh Mushrooms

100. Yogurt Past Its Best by Date

99. Drinking Soda Through Raw Pasta Straw

98. Donated Foods at End of the Day

97. Two Beer Steak

96. Eating Raw Sprouts

95. Eating Food From Rodent Gnawed Packages

94. Room Temperature Fermented Hot Sauce

93. Using Inversion Method for Jams and Jellies

92. Refrigerating Unopened Canned Food

91. Eating Roadkill

90. Dishwasher Seals

89. Public Bathroom Mouthwash

88. Mail Order Meat

87. 27 Lbs of Unrefrigerated Feta Cheese

86. Thawing Poultry at Room Temperature

85. Doing a "Shoey"

84. Aseptic Chicken Broth on the Counter for 2 Days

83. Cannibal or Tiger Meat Sandwiches

82. Peeling Cementines With Your Teeth

81. Shipping Pumpkin Pie

80. Old Canned Soup

79. Not Washing Sodastream Bottles

78. Garlic Confit

77. Takeout and COVID-19

76. Eating Every Dry Aged Meat

75. Restaurant Baked Potato Skins

74. Canned Whipped Cream 14 Months Past Best by Date

73. Preparing Poultry and Just Using Hand Sanitizer

72. Old Fruit Cake

71. Toilet Milky Way

70. Waterglassing Eggs for Room Temperature Storage

69. Licking a Chocolate Statue

68. Colander Rinsing

67. Three Day Old Hand Towels

66. Eating Old Frozen Fish

65. Egg White in Alcoholic Drinks

64. COVID-19 Outdoor Dining Pods

63. Reusing a Meat Thermometer

62. Drinking Directly From a Soda Can

61. Trick or Treating Bare Handed

60. Reusing Disposable Coffee Cups

59. Raw Pet Food

58. Reusable Containers in Grocery Stores

57. Edible Flowers

55. Dehydrator Beef Jerky

56. Day Old Poutine

54: Touching Your Face

53: Turkey in the Crisper

52: Bulk Soap

51: Linda's Hot Beets

50: Reusing Wood in the Kitchen

49: Reusing Dirty Baby Bibs

48: John's Old Refrigerated Fried Rice

47: Peanut Butter Fingering

46: Honey Fermented Garlic

45: Masked Waiters Touching Your Plate

44: Salt Cured Egg Yolks

43: Masks on the Table

42: Reboiling Soup

41: Butter at Room Temperature

40: Refrozen Butter

39: Chapman's Backyard Poultry

38: Black Coffee at Room Temperature

37: Tea at Room Temperature

36: Sucking the Air Out of a Meat Bag

35: Reusing Red Onion Pickling Brine

34: Thawing Frozen Fish in Vacuum Packed Bag

33: Black Garlic

32: Food Stored in a Delivery Bag in a Restroom

31: Rice Left in a Waming Rice Cooker Over Night

30: Cutting Mold Off Hard Cheese

Methanol Hand Sanitizer

28: Bar Soap

27: Eating at a Restaurant in Times of COVID-19

26: Dried Pig Eat Pet Treats

25: Vaping

24: Puppies

23: iPhones and the Immunocompromised

22: Open Fridge for Two Hours

21: Five Year Old Candy Canes

20: Freezing Your Jeans

19: Unrefrigerated Mayo

18: RTE Foods in the Raw Meat Section

17: Soaking Beans Overnight

Thawed Crab Legs

Salt Pigs

Budnik's Banana

Melted Styrofoam

Composting Recalled Lettuce

Hot Air Hand Dryers

Cotton Towel Dispensers

Barefoot Kitchen Staff

Etrog

Unwashed Coffee Cups

Cast Iron Cleaning

Doner Kebab

Vintage Pyrex

Out of Date Ravioli

Refrigerated Grease

Non-Canonical First Episode