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Les Miserables
The ‘Try Your Hardest, Lads’ Cup
Karmatic payback
Brexit…Rodgers leaves for Leicester
Catering options
The last hurrah?
A canary in the coal mine
Left for dust
Awkward
Shape damage
Get a room?
Fresh trousers
Quiet. Too quiet
Medium rare
Failing upwards
Interspecies romance
Old Norse
Rogue One
A Roy of the Rovers special!
A soothing balm
Heaven knowns Mou’s miserable now?
Minstrels and Opal Fruits
Craig David and the drummer from Coldplay
This does not slip
Better from the waist down
Otherworldly
92 million babies and rising
La final del mundo
The wind of change
That looming bonce
Wise after the event
Pumped
Vindication
Definite imperfections
A long, dark teatime of the soul
Introducing: The Totally Football Show - American Edition
Tragedy at Leicester
The missing ingredient is love
The tactics of a poisonous snake
In and around
Jean Claude Dundee
Merry on astrolager
Very Friedrich the Great
Iron fists and glass bottles
A tactical dirty protest
A luxury Ricky Van Wolfswinkel ?
Filial pride
Guess who's coming to dinner
Stressing the second syllable
Shouting at the clouds
Put the church in the centre of the village
Scarcity rather than abundance
Who? Why? Where? Watford??
A carefully constructed Machiavellian plan
The system is our enemy
No retreat, no surrender
Buzz cuts, bitter brews and Bashkortostan
Dismantling mythologies ?
The circle of life
It's good to be back
The ballad of Carlos Kaiser
La fin
Tools, moustaches and thermal exhaust ports
Wrest from a particularly pleasant dream
Today's the day
Liquid history
A wall of hair
Proper naughty
Vertical doping
A godless wasteland
The GOAT cull
Chekhov’s yellow card
This is not a drill
All the world's a stage
Salty affairs and an element of chaos
A false dichotomy
Saved blushes and a massive rampart
The Power Cube and an intense individual psychodrama
Rise of the Dali?
An unconvincing bumfluff experiment
Progress, protests and a spot of Prussian history
A different proposition
What's Löw got to do with it
Something's got to give
The rough with the smooth
Take That and Party (like a Russian!)
Totally World Cup - Groups G and H previewed
Totally World Cup - Groups D, E and F previewed
Totally World Cup - Groups A, B, and C previewed
More from Conifa 2018 - the best football tournament of the summer (so far)
Conifa 2018 - fixing football (just not like that)
Red weddings, cheese, and hiding out in New York
Powers surges, admirable cojones and worked shoots
A serene still lake and a Ukrainian travelogue
A life between the sticks - David Preece with Tony Coton
Welbeck or bust, Melchester Rovers, and paging Jody Morris
Bad lieutenants, Ugly Town and extra swazz
Ini Kamoze, piranhas and a bee without honey
Introducing: We Came to Win - The Rise and Fall of Diego Maradona
The soft middle and the flabby bottom
Fundamental shifts and problematic number twos
Good eggs, girth and brains
Dangerous margins and culinary napalm
Sleeping with one eye open and the Proudsville sausage
Wenger (over and) Out
Pressed plants, Danny Dyer and striped snakeheads
The secret of success, John Betjeman and Girls Aloud
Karma, perfection and a commemorative gold pen
BONUS: 'Roma Nel Mito'
Bubble baths, Bo Selecta and the brow
Gentleman Ray and A Picture of Dorian Gray
Pardew the discarded, Lamela the b*stard and Zlatan the great
Wrwgwai, foul thobes and nightclubbing in Stoke
The Spy with the Cold Nose, Zlatan’s Galaxy Quest, and memories of that 7-1
The Costa Rica rule, the Ronaldinho doctrine and inherent Weiss
63: Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and Tedesco
Troglodytes, chutzpah and conscription
Toxicity, complicity and pitchside relief
Allegri plays his hand, PSG’s meek surrender, and Dulwich Hamlet stay strong
Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd
VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottom
Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston Drenthe
Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)
Rifts, replays and robbery
Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms
The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neck
Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinction
Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the Scoundrels
Swoops, swaps and resurgent Swans
FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middlefart memories
Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at last
Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes
Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)
Introducing Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show
Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all time
The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green
Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team Mou
The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs on
Calendar year records, the return of Tony Pulis and is VVD VFM?
Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperative
The Moyes metamorphosis, an interesting man called Sven and dog walking in the Carpathian mountains
Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradiction
City out of sight, West Ham win at last, and Arsenal off to Ostersunds
Zorro and joy in the Champions League, fear of the Big Sam and barge haulers on the Volga
United’s best De Gea day yet, the World Cup draw, and Benevento’s last-minute miracle
Rejuvenated Rooney, Sterling and Salah strike again, and presumptuous Pep talks
Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the ages
Liverpool’s unwanted threesome and Darren Fletcher’s pearly whites
Fragrant encounters, 90s icons and fax machines
End of the road for Northern Ireland, end of the nightmare for Blackpool, and why Silva is gold
An ode to Pirlo, racketeering, and a big beautiful German man
City sensational (again), Bilic sacked (at last) and Seagulls soar (of course)
Tottenham’s Champions League coming of age, chickens, and Comic Sans
England's golden summer and fifty shades of Demarai Gray
The return of Whispering Claude and friends forced to fight against each other
Koeman and Everton consciously uncouple - is Bilic next for the chop?
Liverpool in the goals, the FA in the dock and bad juju in West Brom
Stoke enter City’s seventh circle of swell
Irish hangovers, Chinese takeovers, and the king of crumbles
1: Genetics, Götterdämmerung and making America great again
The Dutch demise, Hackney Wick v Clapton FC, and is the end of heading nigh?
That Harry Kane team, that dreadful Palace record, and that incredible Peru kit
Bayern bin Ancelotti, Mamma Mia v Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Witches of the South
xG, OGs and Cliff Richard’s greatest hits
Liverpool lose again, Mark Sampson sent packing, and big trouble in little Paris
Introducing: The Totally Football League Show
Agüero’s goal-glut, Everton’s glass ceiling, and reassessing Arsenal's Köln-onic irritation
City off to a flyer in Feyenoord but Liverpool’s defensive problems become even more Sevilla
Jaw-dropping performances by Mane and Sane as Frank De Boer is shown the door
Sanchez in tears, Leicester in limbo, and Bilic and De Boer in the last chance saloon
Ho-hum for England, hope for Scotland and humiliation for Italy
The (transfer) window of discontent and your essential Champions League almanac
Xhaka Can’t as Arsenal are annihilated at Anfield and Mbappe to PSG
Xhaka Can’t as Arsenal are annihilated at Anfield and Mbappe to Paris - more FFS than FFP
Harry Maguire’s formidable frame, Benitez v Bilic, and the Ederson shuffle
Man United looking menacing, ill-advised celebrations, and West Brom’s axis of evil
Goalkeeping gripes, defensive walls, and Spurs look to end their Wembley wobbles
Chelsea crash and Burn-ley as Huddersfield make their mark
A New Hope
The Totally Football Show with James Richardson...coming soon