All Episodes
That Checks Out — 327 episodes
Traffic Cougars and “Can anyone drive a van?”
ComaToes and “That’s a full yodel”
Wilfredmus Brimelus and “Oh, it’s always like this?”
Gary Poppins and Prescription Cola
Fecal Incidents and Voyeur Parking
Throbbing Wicks and “send in the frowns”
FlapSlacks, Fiscally Responsible Speakers, and “Is that a horse?”
Nuts of Diplomacy and Yeet & Eat
“Just Enough” Taint Saving and Death Twerks
Revenge Salsa and Gator Wangs
Ancient Obscene Recipes and Incognito Socks
Monster Wolf Robots and A Convenient Dog Shooter
“Snake and Eggs” & “Mom likes to party!”
“She was yelling at me through her tooth!”
Squinting Tigers, Flaming Patients, and Little League Date Night
He-Man ATMs and Pushing Amnesia
DcMonald’s and Plane Roofies
Fake Blindness and The Animal Assassin
A “Killer” Culinary Gift and Keistered Wine
“That sounded like it was agreement to me!”
“That one’s thumping up pretty good!” and “Read the Tesla!”
“South of the Bean!!!” (self destruct sequence adverted)
Linda Hoe & Duckface
Swole Chads, Endless Edits, and Bottomless Popcorn
Booger Shush & “What’s a blunch?”
“Who has time for ball shaping?" & "Read the purse fart of it!”
Romantic Sibling Balloons and Family Finger Cuffs
We”re Not Judging but $50,000 Seems Reasonable
Husker Du Rides and Just Harp Adjacent
A Purple Nurple and Daddy Daughter Pinkeye
Valloween and The Windsor Knot Fortune Teller
Tom Sellthicc and Billy San
Chicken Sandwich, Shooooooming, and A Dwerk
Ted’s Burbee and Baked Casseroles
Beth Only & “Can I get ten threes?”
“I accidentally doodied trying to do a science.”
Daddy Bear and Keistered Cookies
The Pool Pianist and Sexy Raptor Sounds
“You got an STD at a funeral? …free pickle side…”
Question Marks??? and Pizzly the Clown
Psycho Mike, Elton Jeff, and Tanklin Roosevelt
Hamper Hoops and Spubee Dooby Doo
Married for McNuggets and Plowing the Field
Two Tones of Turds and Life Saving Quips
A Street Smart Hawk and “The pickle costs more”
“You had to be a smiling ghost! That hole is huge!”
Is He Here for the Snacks or the Sweet Revenge?: The Memoir of Damon Puracchio
Ghost Cops and "It's not effing chalk!"
Freaky Frogs, The Wrong Leg, and Always Hot & Ready
“In my butt” & “Ohhhh, that’s why they died…” -That Checks Out 2025
“Surprisingly Little Baggage” and Swan Uppers
An Industrial Banging and Oceans Koala
“for 4 seconds of your life you became a Willson in the vicinity of a Puracchio” …Good Boy…
The Perfect Pie and A Bear Crown
The Adequate Horn and “Can I get some of those?”
“Fat guys don’t smell toast, they smell grilled cheese”
Bird Monogamy and B.Y.O.P(ee)
“That’s Me” and Step-Mum Love
“You’re a DMV 4 and a NASA large”
“ Sir, I am holding your pants. Presumably, I should be able to see your IP. I cannot…”
Pimp Your Cake, “We Are Hiring”, and Doctor Dogs
Joe Martin, Teabagged Teeth, and Sexy Manatees!
Hospital ATMs and A Hiccupping Purge
Land Boat and Red Dogging
E-Chocolate and A Back Cracking French Dip
“When you show up for the ape bang you wanna be near the end…”
“And this is just TODAY’S sack of nickels.”
Loophole The Bear and Coffin Earrings
“Audiohive Podcasting. We recommend the fish…”
Enthusiastic Elbow Washing and A Two Dish Minimum
Emotional Support Tigers and A Steaming Pile of Lotto Winnings
“I love her so much, I’m gonna smack the dong right off of your torso…”
Dong Village, High Calorie Humans, and A Lady Pocket
Loose Scoops, Pomes, and The Golden Lego
Pizza Acreage, Third Degree Beans, and A Cockwomble
Chimp Lunchroom Escapades and Magical Peanut Butter
Anvil Wang and The “Stupid Deck” Parrots
Ghetto Juice, Pit Diapers, and “The Fish is Back!!!”
3-D(ong) Artwork and Steven Seagull
Teat Speed and The Thinkin’ Bone
“Its like a potato gun only they’re nuggets and it’s my butthole!”
Cocaine Pigeons and South Mouths
A Sexy Sugar Cube and The Sad “Tug” Boat
Life-Saving Windows and “Dragging the Knuck”
VERY Adult Dodgeball and The Divorce Hotel
Hood Murals, Octopus Punches, and Battle Drugs
“If you’re gonna measure the bulge you gotta pull from the core!”
A $2.00 Prison Sentence and “GO GET ICE CREAM!!!”
Amber Nugget, Kidney Repo, and Customers First
“Oh this isn’t sexual, I need to chew to live”
“Peen Sheen”, Tableside Grenades, and Wojtek “The Enlister”
The Young Shoey and A Top Notch Fisherman
The Boofing Doctor and “Definitely Not Drugs”
Hiccup Homicide and TCO Crimestoppers
High Tide Toilets, Intentional Beefing, and “Chef stays in kitchen”
The Donut Witch and Cena’s Birthday Surprise
Mountaintop Pizza and A Yellow Card Coma
“Retired from Living”, An Australian Snake Bang, and A Gnarled Washington
“You Betcha”, Gorilla BOGO, and The London Hammer
Willie Wagtail, Doily Covered Doodads, and A Painful Bookmark
“Hiding Spot Coverage” and A Misplaced Bone Flap
AT-ATtaboy and $10,000 Worth of Chicken
A Whale Wingmom and Nutty Buddy Cave
Scary Ghost Man and 26 Bee-Holes
Useless Lifeguards and Roadside Wolves
Yermamaflippinpanyet and (knock knock) “Parole”…
The “Spirit” of Love and Silent, Violent Crosswalks
Commandeered Communion, Berserker Bylaws, and A Deathbed Drummer
Olympic Mustaches and “Hillbilly-Walking”
Brain Bowels, Kentucky Vows, and Benny Butt Nuggets
“The” Hanks, Mental Ted, and A Floppy Upgrade
PeeWee Sports and Scorched Ceiling Tiles
Ocean's 2, Office Cheerleaders, and Red Onion Cereal
A Mannequin Graveyard, Heroic Necklaces, and Fossilized Crap
Cold Weather Leather, White Monkeys, and Beets by Ren
The Muffin Man and Tiny Drunk Pinocchios
Mac & Cheese Ransom and Crime Scene Snacks
McFlurry Lovin’ Hedgehogs and One Pound of Go Fish
Zero Entry Drowning, Flying Uteruses, and A “Free Pen” Vote
70MPH Poop Wall and The Disappearing Dumbbell
Naked Microbiology and Snorted Danes
Norwegian Calming Paws and Self Defense Nose Jobs
Extreme Ironing, Robot Coyotes, and “STINK OUT”
Pigeon Hats and Baby Nets
Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka & Getting Clapped
Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance of Power (April Fools)
Episode 200!!! "Speed Hating ...no vegans..."
Family Nudist Camps, Meat Naps, & Deceased and Assist
Tobacco & Leather and Hotbedding
Marrying the Dead, Burying the Alive, and Reeking of Feldman
“He was Arrested and Kilt”
Medicinal Adultery and Wet Astronaut Bus Tires
Borrowed Cannonballs, Keistered Batteries, and Ping Pong Pigeons
Fish Banging, Prime Medical, and A Diarrhea
1950’s Appliance Silence, Lilo’s Bird, and A Moose’s Dozen
Jeff’s Dip and Clown Pimps
Olympic Ducks and The King’s Chimp
“I got it on a timer.” “Ding Dong.” (Door Mac)
Fisical Macironi, Cola Hugs, and A Wasted Coat Rack
A TCO Escape Room, Crappy AirPods, and The Wannabe Bus Driver
Urinal Crumbs and K-Sooooooo Dip
“Come for the CPU, stay for the cookies”
Unenthusiastic Leftovers and Garden Ammunition
Swedish Cannibals, Car Snacks, and Boioioing Powder
Elderly Island and A Ninja Parade
A Mouth Fence, Glove Dong, and “Something About Soup”
Smoking Tigers, Amish Shuns, and The MockKing
Body By Bodi & Bertha Benz Brakes
Floor Rolls and an Epic Bird Turd
English AC and Dong Fang Scooters
Viking Kittens, Friday Plans, and A Stoop Poop
AWOL-aby
“Singers and Zingers”
"Break Glass"
Wizard Runs and The Shatgun Seat
Three Paws and Some Claws
Horse Hoovers & Beer(d) Wasting
HoBo Jackson's Tomato Forward Tacos
Unimpressed Squirrels, Bird Bangin', and Bum Tums
Stoned Cats, Derp Dogs, and one Uncle Daddy
"What a Manatease"
"Ooooof, You're Hugly" and SPF Mamoa
"There's no I in TEAM, but corn dogs are for winners."
"Roger doesn't do... stairs..."
"If you had said it that way, I might have been on board."
The Condo Tunnel and "You speak fluent Chad"
Deep Fried Pickleball and Egyptian Honey
"Mac, I think he thinks they're big chickens that farm."
The KidNapper, A Bidon't, and Per diem Clowns
"Who brings babies to an alligator surf competition?"
It was Post-I Do but Pre-D.J." & Dingo Bribing Dum Dums
A Death Row Chef and Weekend Math
Death By Spooning & Grandma Gets the Game Ball
Bear Escalators and A Plane Bridge
Tommy O'Clock and The Love Wookie
"Big Sandwich Energy with a side of CHiPs"
"What are they using out there? Gunite? Gunite... Yeah, I can do that."
Floating Buttcracks and A Critical Concierge
French Fingers, Mummified Decorations, and A Valentine's Felony
Beef Franklin, Baby Tippin', and A Nocturnal Icemaker
"Mushroom Moments" and A Dog Rack
Chub Hub and A Giggity Pig
The Doctor Is In and The Potato Is Out
Lit Cheez-its and A Flush Deprivation Tank
EMT TMI and Bear Yeeting Season
Backal Hugs & "Did you know that pushes in?"
Cheeto Teeth, Display Coffins, and A Dill Whip
"Does that make sense?"
"Bummer Hummer Summer" by Kevin and The Bhirds
The Kackers, Haunted Furniture, and Swut Rideshare Service
Targeted Plates, Lotto Math, and The Chicken Insurgence
Lazy Resolutions, Flightless Birds, and Unsecured Tents
The Tiger Ring, B-Rad, and A "Complimentary" Cake Cloche
The Velveetians and A Noise Cancelled Murder
"There's only one O in Post, genius."
Naked NASA and The Escape Room Wedding
"My, my, my, I'm Once Bitten Twice Die baby..."
Garage Sale Lasagna and Dollar Store Candy
"Are you a Trustee?" "I don't even know what that is."
Ham Trailers and "A Rolling Suitcase That Talks"
Throat Cloggers and The Worst Doo Halloween Special
Chef Ty and His Infamous Sleepy Chicken
"It's for the Ladies" and "You Know I'm Gonna Poke That Pig Right?"
Dad Bods, Nut Balloons, and the "Hootin' Hour"
Highway Alfredo and An Adopted Sony
Stronauts and "It's cool, I'm Gonna Ladle from the Bottom"
Air Dropping Decks but "No Dumping Dumps"
The Karate Jogger and Wade Wut, Attorney at Law
The Space Bar Intermission and A Two Beer Notice
The Space Colanders 1969 hit "Sausage in the Sky"
Bullseye Forensics and The Pachyderm Mourner
Rocky VIII: "I Must Break You... ...finger..."
Closet Stories and The Coffin Confessor
Microwave PTSD and Catfish Daaaayzzz!!!
Porch Cake and A Banzai Parachute
The Gator Golfer and an Amish DUI
Desk Snackin' and A Husky Italian Backpack
Johan Bovine and The "Wanted" Baby
Rented Produce and The Old Man Dropbox
A Puzzle of Freedom and The Crosswalk Assassin
Royal Jambalaya, Tile Day, and The Infinite "Huh?"
Toddler DoorDash and The Funeral Opener
Face Saving Warning Labels and The 2 Story Buick
Dog Shuns, Counterfeit Cheese, and a Driving GOAT
Dutch Clue, Antique Spices, and "The Dad Stare"
Two Fingers of Milk and a Firing by Cake
"I'm Not Randy" and The Stand-Up Prognosticator
100th Episode Celebration!
Lottery Orange Juice and The 12 Knock Rule
Stolen Syrup, Water Wolves, and a few Pocket Tomatoes
Discussion Island and the Button of Resignation
The Landscaping Smurf Preservationist and A Squatcher Resistant to Farm
Big Cat Couponing and Counterclockwise Lovin'
Biking With the Bulls and a Shot of Horse Blindness
"I Tip 'Em, Then I Milk 'Em Upside Down!"
A PIT Maneuver Resulting in L.U.I.
Does This Rag Smell Like Ethernet?
Get Meemaw Off Layaway & Flip Her on Marketplace!
"I'd Like to Buy A Vowel for Sushi"
A Dangling Sausage of Safety
The "T" Stands for The
The Driver's Ed Psychologist and an Aphrodisiac Grilled Cheese
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Tip Your Wizard"
I Can Smell the Acorns. "Sniff a Little Higher"
I Agree to Yeet the Door When Done Suckling.
A Circus Guillotine and Canine Real Estate
Amish Lighting and Whoa!!! Ma, Santa's here...
Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Copay.
Frontload Fries and Backload Steak
Walkies and That's A Plug Not A Receptacle
It's Soggy AND Dry???
Necessary Pig Latin and A Broken Mac
We're Back and and We Said Stage That Time
A Bird Clock and Some Butt Eels
Chuck Incognito and The Yaris Armory
Have Mercy, A New Boss is Crowned!
Mud, BUTT It's My Last Day!
Horny Sea Snakes and The Meatloaf Kid
Shanked by the GOAT
Colon Ecuador and His Riding Weed Wacker
Dry Beef and the No Condiment List
Let's Get Physical, Physical, Drop 'Em, Turn Your Head, and Cough.
Kinko's Hypnotherapy & The 10 Mile Movie
A Real Bundt Kicking and Conveyor Sushi
Hanging With Monster "Just Read the Copy!"
Hell's Bathroom and Dude, Where's My Nuts?
The Pharaoh's Anus Blower and A Secret DMV
Part 2: Drain It Twice and The Layaway Murderer
Part 1: John Da Cosse and a Lesson In Comedy
Three Day Old Future Comedy and Pie Ala Commode
Squeaky Neuticles and the WTMF Storm Door
Axe Smashing and the Border Meat
A Chat with Chad Daniels
Fudge Brian and the Johnson Keeper
The Endless 5k and Damon for 2 Please
C.H.I.P.S. 'N' Salsa and a Complimentary Roo
Teddy Muskrat and the Manger of Potato Salad
ExtravaDanza
A Weekend at Philip's with the Gobble Champ
Waffle Stomp and the Chain Smoking Psychic
Handrew Andrew and Crossing the Delaware
Walmart Camping with Roy and Cashing in Toenails
Roy Gregory and Running the 100 Yard Ash
Chad Daniels and the Quest for Endless Breakfast
"Betes" by Grimace and A Visit by Spinner
It's me!!! I'm a man!
Pet Peeves and Jingling Keys
Ted Ellipsis
Captain Quitter and the Cacti Chameleons
Pirates of the North Atlantic: We're Gonna Need Those Uniforms (PG13)
Jurassic Chicken Park
A Bluetooth Rooster Cage and a Blind Vacuum
How to Come Into Money
New Year, New GOAT (JK)
Broom...Goat...Log
Python Scented Towels
The Knowledge of Wang
wayne may find your pets
Knicker Flickers and a Moose Licker
Ma, there's no more deviled eggs on the roof!!
Rocks That Eat Watermelon and a Necessary Timestamp
Elaborate Pranking, Impressive Propping, and a Canadian Tuxedo
A Cynical Tunnel and Pumpkin Spice
Discontinued Tacos, Cow Cuddling, and Deadly Licorice
A Killer, a Step Ladder, & a Side of Ribs
Tattunes, Birth Control, and a Concentration Camp?
Grandma Hand is No Bueno
Poop Sacks and Ride Sharing
A Rented Volvo for Chicken Trafficking
Where we're going, we don't need roads... ...FALSE!
DIY, a Steve Swap, and Edible Blankets
Bob King, an Overweight 5k, and the Pancake Heat Index
Nut Purchasing & UP TO 9 Hours of Entertainment!
The Stalker and a Juice Box
An Italian Man, Pet Crevices, and a Lucid Dream
An Entrepreneurial Mastermind At Work
Night With Friend(s)
Google Search "Big Mac." ...NOPE...
Have Fun Being Offended
Left Turn
Live!
They're Not Smart, but Still Barely Entertaining!
Lesson Learned
Points Matter
The List
I'm Just Saying - Part Too
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