All Episodes
The Bible Abridged — 66 episodes
Ep 65 - Hezekiah V The Assyrians
Ep 64 - The Rise of Jehu and Hazael and the Death of Elisha
Ep 63 - Eating Donkey Heads, Pigeon Poop, and At Least One Baby
Ep 62 - Elisha: Child Murderer and Healer
Ep 61 - Elijah, Ahab, and Jezebel
Ep 60 - Kings, Civil Wars, and the Rise of Elijah
Ep 59 - Israel's Downfall
Ep 58 - Solomon was Fucking Rich
Ep 57 - The Rise of Solomon
Ep 56 - The End of David
Ep 55 - The Fall of Absalom
Ep 54 - The Rise of Absalom
Ep 53 - David and Bathsheba
Ep 52 - Israel and Judah Unite.
Ep 51 - King David and the Civil War
Ep 50 - David and Saul pt 4
Ep 49 - David and Saul pt 3
Ep 48 - David and Saul pt 2
Ep 47 - David and Saul pt 1
Ep 46 - David & Goliath
Ep 45 - The Begin of the Fall of Saul
Ep 44 - The Rise of Saul
Ep 43 - The Birth and Rise of Samuel
Ep 42 - Ruth (or How to Snag a Husband in Ancient Times)
Ep 41 - The Age of Chaos in Israel
Ep 40 - The Epic Story of Samson (part 2)
Ep 39 - The Epic Story of Samson (part 1)
Ep 38 - Human Sacrifice, Fratricide, and Dialect Based Genocide
Ep 37 - Deborah's Song and Gideon vs Midian
Ep 36 - Turmoil, Assassinations, and The First Female Ruler of Israel.
Ep 35 - The End of Joshua
Ep 34 - Joshua Stops the Sun and Moon... To Kill More People
Ep 33 - The Rise of Joshua & the Fall of Jericho
Ep 32 - The End of Moses
Ep 31 - God REALLY Wants You to Kill a Lot of People
Ep 30 - Moses is an Asshole
Ep 29 - Death to the Midianites!
Ep 28 - Snakepole and Balaam's Talking Donkey
Ep 27 - Moses Counts the Men & Tries to Invade the Promised Land
Ep 26 - Moses Is Kind Of Losing It Here.
Ep 25 - The "Thou Shalt Not Fucks"
Ep 24 - Rules, Rules, and More Rules
Ep 23 - God Loves the Smell of Burning Flesh
Ep 22 -The Golden Calf
Ep 21 - Even more commandments.
Ep 20 - The Ten+ Commandments
Ep 19 - Wandering in the Desert
Ep 18 - The Exodus
Ep 17 - The Final Five Plagues
Ep 16 - The First Five Plagues
Ep 15 - Moses, Aaron, and the Pharaoh
Ep 14 - The Saga of Moses Begins
Ep 13 - The End of the Beginning
Ep 12 - Joseph Exposes Himself and Cries a Lot
Ep 11 - Joseph's Rise to Power
Ep 10 - Joseph's Shitty Brothers, and the Story of Tamar
Ep 9 - Hairy and Jacob Reunited!
Ep 8 - The Problem with Marrying Your Cousins
Ep 7 - The Adventures of Heel Grabber!
Ep 6 - Isaac, Rebekah, and their two sons, "Hairy" and "Heel Grabber."
Ep 5 - Sodom and Gomorrah & The Story of Gerar
Ep 4 - Abraham, The Covenant, & Carving Up Dicks
Ep 3 - Canaan, Tower of Babel, and Abram the Hebrew
Ep 2 - Noah and the Flood
Ep 1 - In the Beginning
Ep 0 - Introduction