All Episodes

Testicle Trivia, Toothbrush Talk, Ulcer Update and an Awkward Badger-Based Bedroom Incident

Too Big For Gravy. Featuring Ross Noble’s Rogue alligator

I Embarrass Myself in a Bakery and Get Physically Threatened in the Street

I’ve Been Written About in the Daily Mail

Featuring A Drunk Vicar And A Naughty Duck

Featuring The Young’uns, Emily Portman, Sam Carter, Pressgang Mutiny, Mathew Crampton and Alan Carr

Introducing Chester Oddsocks

It’s Nosh Time! With Special Guest Ainsley Harriott

Geordie Ravers And Trumpet Playing Robots

Nipples And Wine

Featuring A Leg Licking Marmot And Some Constipated Cattle

Rebellious When Thwarted

Shaggy Crossed With a Cow

Rotational Stomping

Podcasting While Lying On 8000 Spikes

Oh Go Away You Stupid Dragon

Featuring A Former Farage Folly And A Fun Feline Fiasco

The Story Of The Brain King

Flirty Doctor, wooing Vicar, Porcelain Boobs And Staircase Wit. Featuring Beyoncé

Hello Zimbabwe. Goodbye Hairy Toe

Insert Your Strongest Title Here

Marble Madness and Mac Melodrama

Shine Up Your Oboe And Skin Out Your Pumpum

Featuring Felicity Finch (AKA Ruth From The Archers) And The Unthanks

Cockney Gospel

Door Dramas, pool panic, and Prepubescent Paranormal Perplexities

Featuring Jason Donovan And An Arse-scratching Squirrel

Barbers, Biscuits And Birds

Pom Pom Nipples

I Smell Woman

Stick Man Oh Stick Man, Beware of the Goose

Forgive Me Daddy, I’ve Been a Bad Boy

In the Bath With Guns N. Roses and Vera Lynn (Feb 12-18)

Pensioner on the Pull: Featuring Special Guests Emanuel, Piss Nose, and Dribble (Feb 5-11)

What Do You Get When You Cross Little Richard with Spike Milligan?

Ellie becomes embroiled in a gambling scam In Laos(Jan 22-28)

Featuring The Exclusive First Play Of Lou Bega’s Mambo No. 6 (Jan 15-21)

Widowed Women Shouting At Bees - Jan 8-15

Snort The Lemon Bath Bomb And Dance To The Honking Geese – Jan 1-7

Live From A Nuclear Bunker in Slovakia. Fun Absolutely Guaranteed

Merry Gigsmas

The Wedding

Liz Truss Alarm clock

Featuring Matthew Crampton and The Reincarnated Soul Of Little Richard As a Panda

Mr. Pie And The Cryogenics

Grant Baynham

Why In Tarnation Are You Dressed As An Austrian Shepherdess?

Gig Diary 1. Introducing Jimmy, The Pornographic Audiobook Recording Fetish Club Blues Singer

Out With The Old (2021 Podcast Highlights) Part 2

Out With The Old (2021 Podcast Highlights) Part 1

Christmas 2021

Why Is There A Norwegian Architect In My Bed?

Oh Pussy cat, What have you done? Oh Cursed Beast, Why Do You Come?

Nocturnal Noises And Perfect Pooping

Prokofiev's On The stereo, Things Are Getting steamy!

The Kardashians In Cumbria, Captioning Confusion and Cold Cuppa Culminations

What Do You Get When You Cross Frank Spencer With a Labrador Retriever?

Spatula Spanker

Featuring A Surprise Appearance From Boycie

Cruel Britannia

Wind Your Posse Down To Hell Hell Hell!

My most surreal stand up gig ever (in which someone threatens to kick the shit out of me)

How Do I sign Flobalob? (With Comedian And taxi driver Trevor Bickles)

Turf Chopper

Baa! Baa! Baa! Delilah (With Paul Silky White)

Hatch Hunt And Hoodlum Hoax

Lock Up Your Grandmothers! Phil Nichol Is Back In Town

Baboons' Bottoms

Ruddy Bonkers

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations with That Dog. Plus I Have An Awkward Toilet Moment With Comedian John Robins

F**k The Hippo (Featuring Jay-Z)

Bingo For Guide Dogs

With Boff Whalley From Chumbawamba

National Tea Day Special ( with Tina Gloggengieser from Hoogly Tea)

Rainstick Warfare

I Worked ON My Penis For An Hour; Hear What Happened

From Periods To Potatoes (With Kathryn Crosweller From The Charity Women and Girls)

Army Vs Cake Shop

Jackie’s Chunky Bits

Horrible Orange Jammy Licked Disk

Compost Capers, Cassette Craziness and Cuppa Controversy

Christian Dubstep

Prepubescent Porny Owls

IN which Ellie very nearly stars in a Hollywood film

Songbird Smackdown

Bald Eagle

Xenophobic Radio, Esoteric Rapping, And Shanty Tales With Jim Mageean

Animal Penis Facts And Princess Margaret Erotica With Phil Nichol

Merry Clipsmas!

The Satanic Gothic Metal Halloween Special

The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 60. Gone In 60 Minutes

The Long Goodbye, Including Paranormal Recordings, Muffin Making And Some Lacklustre Duetting

In Conversation With Psychic Medium Sam Pirt

Knob News And Weeble Woes

I Speak With A Professor Of Robotics About His Outlandish New Creation

Dawn Chorus Special

Dead Mouse News, Kitchen Drama And Yet Another Shocking Announcement

Macbeth, Tolkienesque Herbs, ~And X-Rated Webcam Nostalgia

I am Blackmailed Into Making A Shocking Confession

With Comedian And Songwriter Boothby Graffoe