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The David Eagle Podcast — 238 episodes
Geordie Ravers And Trumpet Playing Robots
Nipples And Wine
Featuring A Leg Licking Marmot And Some Constipated Cattle
Rebellious When Thwarted
Shaggy Crossed With a Cow
Rotational Stomping
Podcasting While Lying On 8000 Spikes
Oh Go Away You Stupid Dragon
Featuring A Former Farage Folly And A Fun Feline Fiasco
The Story Of The Brain King
Flirty Doctor, wooing Vicar, Porcelain Boobs And Staircase Wit. Featuring Beyoncé
Hello Zimbabwe. Goodbye Hairy Toe
Insert Your Strongest Title Here
Marble Madness and Mac Melodrama
Shine Up Your Oboe And Skin Out Your Pumpum
Featuring Felicity Finch (AKA Ruth From The Archers) And The Unthanks
Cockney Gospel
Door Dramas, pool panic, and Prepubescent Paranormal Perplexities
Featuring Jason Donovan And An Arse-scratching Squirrel
Barbers, Biscuits And Birds
Pom Pom Nipples
I Smell Woman
Stick Man Oh Stick Man, Beware of the Goose
Forgive Me Daddy, I’ve Been a Bad Boy
In the Bath With Guns N. Roses and Vera Lynn (Feb 12-18)
Pensioner on the Pull: Featuring Special Guests Emanuel, Piss Nose, and Dribble (Feb 5-11)
What Do You Get When You Cross Little Richard with Spike Milligan?
Ellie becomes embroiled in a gambling scam In Laos(Jan 22-28)
Featuring The Exclusive First Play Of Lou Bega’s Mambo No. 6 (Jan 15-21)
Widowed Women Shouting At Bees - Jan 8-15
Snort The Lemon Bath Bomb And Dance To The Honking Geese – Jan 1-7
Live From A Nuclear Bunker in Slovakia. Fun Absolutely Guaranteed
Merry Gigsmas
The Wedding
Liz Truss Alarm clock
Featuring Matthew Crampton and The Reincarnated Soul Of Little Richard As a Panda
Mr. Pie And The Cryogenics
Grant Baynham
Why In Tarnation Are You Dressed As An Austrian Shepherdess?
Gig Diary 1. Introducing Jimmy, The Pornographic Audiobook Recording Fetish Club Blues Singer
Out With The Old (2021 Podcast Highlights) Part 2
Out With The Old (2021 Podcast Highlights) Part 1
Christmas 2021
Why Is There A Norwegian Architect In My Bed?
Oh Pussy cat, What have you done? Oh Cursed Beast, Why Do You Come?
Nocturnal Noises And Perfect Pooping
Prokofiev's On The stereo, Things Are Getting steamy!
The Kardashians In Cumbria, Captioning Confusion and Cold Cuppa Culminations
What Do You Get When You Cross Frank Spencer With a Labrador Retriever?
Spatula Spanker
Featuring A Surprise Appearance From Boycie
Cruel Britannia
Wind Your Posse Down To Hell Hell Hell!
My most surreal stand up gig ever (in which someone threatens to kick the shit out of me)
How Do I sign Flobalob? (With Comedian And taxi driver Trevor Bickles)
Turf Chopper
Baa! Baa! Baa! Delilah (With Paul Silky White)
Hatch Hunt And Hoodlum Hoax
Lock Up Your Grandmothers! Phil Nichol Is Back In Town
Baboons' Bottoms
Ruddy Bonkers
I Did Not Have Sexual Relations with That Dog. Plus I Have An Awkward Toilet Moment With Comedian John Robins
F**k The Hippo (Featuring Jay-Z)
Bingo For Guide Dogs
With Boff Whalley From Chumbawamba
National Tea Day Special ( with Tina Gloggengieser from Hoogly Tea)
Rainstick Warfare
I Worked ON My Penis For An Hour; Hear What Happened
From Periods To Potatoes (With Kathryn Crosweller From The Charity Women and Girls)
Army Vs Cake Shop
Jackie’s Chunky Bits
Horrible Orange Jammy Licked Disk
Compost Capers, Cassette Craziness and Cuppa Controversy
Christian Dubstep
Prepubescent Porny Owls
IN which Ellie very nearly stars in a Hollywood film
Songbird Smackdown
Bald Eagle
Xenophobic Radio, Esoteric Rapping, And Shanty Tales With Jim Mageean
Animal Penis Facts And Princess Margaret Erotica With Phil Nichol
Merry Clipsmas!
The Satanic Gothic Metal Halloween Special
The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 60. Gone In 60 Minutes
The Long Goodbye, Including Paranormal Recordings, Muffin Making And Some Lacklustre Duetting
In Conversation With Psychic Medium Sam Pirt
Knob News And Weeble Woes
I Speak With A Professor Of Robotics About His Outlandish New Creation
Dawn Chorus Special
Dead Mouse News, Kitchen Drama And Yet Another Shocking Announcement
Macbeth, Tolkienesque Herbs, ~And X-Rated Webcam Nostalgia
I am Blackmailed Into Making A Shocking Confession
With Comedian And Songwriter Boothby Graffoe
The Midnight Ramble
Windows Installation Drama, Malaysian Curry And A Rant About Trainline
What Do You Get When You Cross Frank Sinatra With A robot?
1940s Radio Porn, Nonsensical Transcriptions, Incendiary Clocks And An Intimate Moment With A Horse
I Play The Accordion And Sing For Our Socially Distanced VE Day Street Party
Featuring A slow Gin Tasting And Some Morris Dancing Themed Stand Up
We Hear Exclusive Audition Tapes For An Exciting Forthcoming Death Metal Animal Based Reality TV Show, Stable Of Filth
Death Metal Farm
A Glimpse Into The future At My 50-Year-Old Buddhist Monk Self, Plus Exciting Farting Martin Cold Shower News
Tinkling For The Trussell Trust; Bottles, Bollocks and Bara Brith Based Banter; A Brief Bit Of James Fagan; And Some May-Themed Folk Singing
In Conversation With Rotherham Raconteur And Folk Singer Songwriter Ray Hearne
I Get Naked For A Second Time On This Podcast Series, And Become A Motivational Speaker / Cult Leader
Featuring The Long Lost Embargoed Song From Gina G
The Plights Of An Erstwhile UK Garage MC
Are You English? Don’t Touch The Fish!
Featuring Our First Game Of Cassette Roulette, And An Anecdote About Jackfruit
Featuring A Clip From My Stand Up Gig Where An Audience Member Very Audibly Fell Asleep
Featuring An Improvised Yodeling, Beatboxing, Farting Gina G, Paul Temple Based Song; Plus Anecdotes About Banking, Online Pub Quizzing, And Innuendo Centred Arts TV Programming
More Late Night Drunken Singing From Our Anti-social Neighbours, Tips On Extricating Yourself From a Brawl, Plus Some Advice For Eminem (because he probably listens)
Someone Gets Nobbled
Warning: My Most Angry, Swear-Laden Podcast Ever
We Cook A Stir-fry, review a Lager, And Play An Exciting Revolutionary New Game, Free Or Premium?
Another Yodeling Special, By Popular Demand (well, sort of)
Yodeling Special
Trendy Wood Pigeon, Paul Temple And Bee News
Cactus Update, Bee Based Intel, A Horny Pigeon, A Jazz Chicken And A Scatting Lamb, Sponsorship News And Bread Tasting
Our Most Revelatory Gina G News Update Yet
Sex On The Beach, Lamb Stats And A Parable
A Misguided Overly Elaborate And Way Too Lengthy Improvised Commercial
I Embark On An Unwanted Drama-Filled Adventure With An Angry Drunk
We Play A Game In Bed
An Open Letter To My Anti-Social Neighbours
A Conversation With The Beer Faerie
Bullshit Sandwich
Sex, Syntax And Sommeliers
I Attempt To Break A Record
Curry Cooking And Contretemps
And Now, Over A Year After It Was Originally Advertised: Two Harrowing Stories Of Journeys To And from Stand-up gigs
Where Eastern Spiritual Practice, 90s Pop And Bodily Emissions Come Together To Create Harmonious Synergy
Fart Yoga
Your Official Home For Gina G News!
Cactus Resuscitation News Plus More On Gina G And Paul Temple
Gina G And Genetically Modified Sheep
The Shocking Truth Behind A 1940s Tea Addict
The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 6. A Cup Of Tea And A Chat
The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 5. By Timothy!
The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 4, Lumpy Soup And Radio 4
The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 3 (The Naked In A Bath Getting A Haircut From My Fiance Special)
The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 2 (Avoidance Tactics)
The Eagle Is Stranded! Day 1
Warning: This Blog Post Contains Violence, But No Scenes Of A Sexual Nature. Sorry, I’ll Try Harder Next Time
America! The aliens Are Coming
Behind The Scenes At The BBC Radio 4 Comedy Award
BBC New Comedy Award News and Another Groping Story
Reginald D Hunter, Boothby Graffoe, Tom Wrigglesworth A Mystery Hydepark event and BBC Documentary News
Talking To The wall
Taking A Poke Around Inside The Sexual Happiness Goody Bag
Live From Bath Comedy Festival’s New Comedian Of The Year Final
Sponsored By Love Honey
It’s Not So Fun To Stay At The YMCA
Featuring Bros and the Pink Panther in a shower
Dollopee Of The Week
Pop Goes The Eagle Presents… Bad Boy
Live from a Fire-Filled Toilet In Hartlepool
A Grope In The Dark
Going Stair Crazy In Bath
Live From A Freezing Wet Piss-filled Underpass in Northampton
The Curse Of The Caveat
April Fool’s Day Announcement!
The Young’uns VS Mary Poppins
There’s Snow, Smoke, Without Hire
Christmas Crackers, Counterfeit Kettle Comedy, And Tasteless Text Tones
Cerys Matthews And Sexy Fish
Blogging On A Bike
Jasmine And The Jazz Men
I Beat The Frog, But Can I Beat The Gong?
Fax Finding Mission
Celery Nibbling, Elderly Lady Maiming, And Errant Viscous Liquid Disposal
Eagle vs Frog (part 3)
Eagle vs Frog (part 2)
Eagle vs Frog (part 1)
Fields Of Wheat
Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye, Let’s Not Be ‘Avin You
The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 10. Calling Cooper
The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 9. Who Is Ken Cooper?
The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 8. Who Is Little Cooper?
The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 7. The Cooper Conundrum
The Reel-To-Reel deal. Part 6. Is Private Frazer a Red Herring?
The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 5. The One And Only, David Cooper
The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 4. Calling Steven Mainprize
The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 3. In Search Of Steven Mainprize
The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 2
The Reel-To-Reel Deal. Part 1
Around The Dollops In Eighty Minutes
I Saw Your trousers fall Down
Let Me Kiss Your Baubles
Featuring A Homophobic farmer, An Angry vengeful father Christmas, A Sex therapist, And An Experimental Japanese Punk band from Norwich
Escape To the Vestry
I Get screamed at By A Workman And nearly get killed by a hairdresser
Paradigm Shifting Metaphysical Revelations And Novelty Gifts For Vegans
Featuring A satanic dog, A wicked Old Pig, A cannibal, A Murderer, An Adulterer And some Nursery Children
Hip Hop For Babies And Voices From The Beyond
Confessions Of a Blind Man
I Get caught In someone's Garden Playing the Accordion with My Penis Out
Featuring A Studying Lion, Some alcoholic Cobras, Angry Sheep, Dogs And Cats, and Some copulating Tortoises
Islamic extremism VS Morris Dancing
I Experience A Very Unfortunate Incident with a Combine Harvester
A French song about breast feeding
My Housemate's Pierced Penis
Let's Talk about socks
Office Hockey
I Am Not A Xenophobic Salmon Eater
Daniel Wet Himself Today
The Future's Bright Because The Present's Oranges
You'll Never Lick The beaver, But Would You Like To feel My feature?
A Pissing Farting Horse In Canada
In Bed With A Drunk Gassy Over-sensitive Vegetarian Frenchman, And An Angry Old Meditater
Our Canadian adventure Involving Guns, gangsters, Bumper Boat Battles, Hostile Hitch Hikers And Hot tubs
I get Fictionally Mugged, genuinely Burgled, And Potentially Conned. Plus There's a Love Story Involving Two Computer Fonts
Brexit, Beggars And Belgian Banter
Featuring Everyone's Favourite Hospital Radio DJ, stun Gun Robson
My Discovery Channel Demo Tape
I Go To Prison
I Meet Michaela Strachan At The Pub
"You've Had A feather down My Pants For the Last Five Minutes!"
talking Tits, tea And Time Lapses
I Pull A Sixty-year-old Man In Norfolk, Enrage Cyclists IN Scarborough, And Conduct A Social Study On the Walkers Of Sheffield
We enter a world Of Highly Evolved Fish And Feline Overlords
Robot Builders, Naked Gardeners And Kilt Clad Cameramen
We very Nearly Start a communist Revolution At an Old People's Home
Featuring A drama About A Harassed Lift Music Composer, Plus More Tales from Our tour
Pop Parody Tourette's
Hang On, We're Having A few Teething Problems With The Beat But Don't Leave The club
My Adolescent Melodramatic Musical Set Inside A University Library, Plus More Tales From Australia
Young Nuns Down Under
The Pissing Howling Dog Lady From Down Under
Self-Composed Metal Songs About Psychos, Murderers, And Vegans
Mavis Crumble's Fart Game And A Limerick About A Leak
Featuring Peter Kay, David Cameron, Jeremy Corbyn And Tony Blackburn
God Attends A Leadership Course
I Get Naked And Experiment On Some Cats
Featuring A Genuine Real Ghost
Dyslexic Gay Hungarian Plumber
Anal Cavity Search
A Surreal Spy Drama, Erotic Fiction, And A Sci-fi Story Of A Dystopic Future World
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