All Episodes

Muppet Roleplay - Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning - American Gladiators - 65 - No Hard Feelings

A Public Service Announcement... with Geeks! - Indiana Jones - Elemental - The Bear

Mange Moi -The Bear season 2 - Secret Invasion - Star Trek Strange New Worlds - Diablo 4 - The Flash -

Dark Dank Tunnels - 184 - Transformers Rise of the Beasts - Arnold - Flamin' Hot

Unspoilery Flash Sneak Preview Review - Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse - Ted Lasso - Fubar - Unicorn: Warriors Eternal

Omars Wet Panties - Disney Galactic Starcruiser Hotel - The Little Mermaid - Wooden Shjips - Marvelous Mrs Maisel

The Golden Child - Enchanting Garnish - 281 Side B!

Bluetooth Pornography - Guardians of the Galaxy 3 - Silo - Air - Deliver Me From Nowhere

A Little Too Comfy - Evil Dead Rise - Return of the Jedi - Clerks 3 - Renfield - The Citadel

Nun Puns - 278 - Metallica - Mrs Davis - Mandalorian - Studio 666 - Chupa

Weird Pairings - Succession s4 - Shadow and Bone s2 - Carnival Row s2 - Murder Mystery

Itsa me! - Super Mario Bros Movie - John Wick 4 - Dungeons and Dragons - Unstable - Daisy Jones and the Six

Sponsored by No One - Boston Strangler - Shazam Fury of the Gods - Scream 6 - The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

Cocaine Rob - Cocaine Bear - 1899 - Mandalorean s3 - Daisy Jones and the Six

Shrinkage - Ant Man and the Wasp Quantumania - You People - DCU Upcoming plans - Guns N Roses

Guh Guh Guh Ghost Stories - Hogwarts Legacy - Poker Face - Lockwood and Co

Beef Jerky Sandwiches - Jung_E- Legend of Vox Machina - Three Pines - Hunters 2

Gerbils R Us - The Last of Us - Jack Ryan - Night Court

Game of Throats - 269 - The Menu - Black Bird - Glass Onion - Kaleidoscope - Pale Blue Eye

Best of 2022 - The Phantom Pooper Strikes! - 268

A Give Me Five Kinda Christmas - Christmas Dragon - Avatar Way of the Water - National Treasure Edge of History - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

Nun Porn Puns - Tulsa King - Christmas Carol - Willow - HBO Max - 266

Kevin Bacon Was Here - Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special - Wednesday - Warrior Nun - Slumberland

Swiftpocalypse Now! - Swifties vs Ticketmaster - Black Panther Wakanda Forever - The Bastard Son of the Devil Himself - Mythic Quest

Unkind Rewind - 262 - Blockbuster - Enola Holmes 2 - Tales Of the Jedi - Businesses that are gone

The Romanian Bidet - Cabinet of Curiosities - Gotham Knights - School of Good and Evil - Black Light

Polishing Our Daggers - 260 - Halloween Ends - Andor - Midnight Club - Curse of Bridge Hollow - Black Adam

Tearing Souls Apart - Hellraiser - My Best Friends Exorcism - Last Seen Alive

Lesser Known Monsters - Hocus Pocus 2 - Dahmer - Interview with a Vampire - Imperfects - Goliath

Schroedinger's Rob - 257 - Cobra Kai - D23 - Devil in Ohio - Fatemarked

2 Outta 3 Ain't Bad - Rings of Power - Moonfall - Biography WWE Legends - She-Hulk

House of the Dragon - She-Hulk - Black Phone - HBO Max Drama feat. Angus the Frenchie - 255

Hillary Clinton: Vampire Hunter - Day Shift - Tales of the Walking Dead - 254 - Prey (again)

RIP Choco Taco - Prey - The Sandman - Bullet Train - Olivia Newton John

Allegedly - Nope - The Lincoln Lawyer - DC's LEague of Superpets

GMF has Left the Building - Elvis - The Me You Love in the Dark - Stray - SDCC

Why the Ocean is so Salty - Bob's Burgers Movie - Sea Beast - Skinwalker Ranch 250

Oh Gods - Thor - Minions - Beavis and Butthead - 249

Meth Muffins - 248

Ostrich Nation - Jurassic World Dominion - The Boys - Ms Marvel - The Orville - Pistol

It's 1986 All Over Again! - Top Gun: Maverick and Obi Wan Kenobi

Pineapple Pizza - Stranger Things 4 vol 1 Special Episode

Our Friend The Fart Button - The Nineties - Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers - Love Death and Robots 3 -

Its like your Butt had an Idea - The Lost City - Pentaverate - Moon Knight - Winning Time

Benedict Cumberbatch and the Multinames of Madness - Doctor Strange - Ozark

Street Urchin Stew - 242 - Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent - Severance - Derry Girls

Post-coital Spiders - The Northman - Russian Doll - John Wayne Gacy - 241

Full Frontal Newt-idy - Metal Lords - Everything Everywhere All At Once - 0

Breaking Our NDA - 239 - Everything Everywhere - Taboo - Jimmy Saville

Don't Beat Your Mom- Moon Knight - Morbius- Margin Call-

Sweet Panang - Halo - Taylor Hawkins - Vikings: Valhala - Making Fun - Oscars

Spring 2022 Music Special

Croce Coin - 236

The Batman - Special Episode

Pickle Lickin' - 235

A Little Reprieve - 234

Alpaca Voyeur - 233

Naked Denny's - 232 Side A

Holy Crap My New Mic Is Loud, Sorry - 231 A

Restroom Shark - Get Crazy! - 230 Side B

Vegan Navajo Tacos - 229

Pleasure Washer - 228A

Hutt Poop - 227

The 2021 Year End Extravaganza! - 226

The Give Me Five Podcast Spoils Everything! 225 Side A

3rd Annual International Christmas Traditions Quiz! - 224A

Thank you Fiji! - 223 Side B

Baskets Full of Noggins - 222A

2021 Music Special!

No Primates Allowed! - 221A

Take That Football Players! - 220 Side A

Cranberry Sauce is Da Shizz - 219 Side A

Finger Blasters - 218 - Side A

Your Mother is a Tribble - 217 Side A

Ground Meat Pillow 216 - Side B

A Visit to Skinwalker Ranch 215 Side A!

Harbinger Down - It's A Lot Like The Thing - 214 Side B

Now We're a snuff Pod - 213 Side A!

Give Me Five Scared Stupid - a Family Friendly Episode! - 212 Side B

Possum-sized Lingerie 211 A

European? Imapeein! -210 Side B

Big Roy Sends His Regards - 209 Side A

CHUD on a Skateboard - 208 Side B

The Great Hair Metal Quiz - 207 Side A

Dreaming of Randy Quaid - 206 Side B

Mom Thinks Rob is a Furry - 205

Please Don't Sever My Penis - 204 Side B

Have Another Cheeseburger - 203 Side A

The Give Me Five Podcast Repopulates the World (202 Side B)

Who Pooped in Greg's Shoe? - 201 Side A

Episode 200! Faht Jokes - Escape From New York - feat Rough House Publishing's Derek Rook

The Self-Aggrandizing 200th Episode! (Side A)

Baby Pterodactyl Lessons - 199B - House 2 - Summer of 87 week 9

Drinking Tequila to Forget the Sound - 199 Side A

Nobody Puts Omar in a Corner - 198 Side B - Summer of 87 Week 8

Laser Nips! - 198 Side A

In Which Rob Laughs at Dead Dogs 197 Side B - Summer of 87 Week 7

King Shark and The Weasel - 197 - Side A

Weak LSD - 196B - Summer of 87 Week 6

Kicked By an Amorous Mule - 196A

Angel Smoking a Cigarette - Summer of 87 Week 5 -195B

Polite Canadian Hate Mail - 195 A

Superman 4 The Quest For Communism - Summer of 87 Week 5 -194B

Engorged -194 Side A

The Epiception - Summer of 87 Week 4 - 193B

Algebrator - 193 Side A

Nerds! - Summer of 87 Week 3 - 192B

Butt Canaries - 192A

Stab Stab Stab - Summer of 87 Week 2 -191B

Banned In China - 191A

The Muddy Dutch - Summer of 87 Week 1- 190B

Three Guys Talking to Ourselves - 190A

GMF Presents - The Summer of 87!

Just When You Thought it Was Safe To Take a Pee - 189B

The Continuity Dolphin - 189A

Skittle the Dog! feat. Guitarist Zak Loy - 188B

The Great Florida Baby Toss - 188A

More Like MegaFart - 187 Side B

Rob Knows Exactly How Many Bring It On Movies There Are - 187 Side A

Reverend Wolf vs Velocipastor 186B

The Rhodesian Swan Dive - 186 Side A

The Perils of Swiss Cake Roll Moobs - 185B

His name is Rob, Mr Trejo. Ep 185 Side A

When You're Cool, the Sun Shine on You 24 Hours a Day - 184B

The Fruity Yummy Mummy 184A

Babogators - 183 Side B

The Great Gonorrhea Give Away! - 183 A

Why are you showing your sausage? - 182 Side A

Where For Art Thou Mothra? - 182 Side B

Powerdrill Lobotomy - 181B

Bummer Sandwich 181A

Hey Pizza That's Great Lets Dig In 180B

New Host Who Dis? 180 Side A

Never Buy Used Condoms - 179B

They Made King Kong a B****h?!

Your Twinkee is Hanging Out 178 Side B

WGMF AM 590 - 178 Side A

The Funnest House - 177 Side B

Be Kind, Rewind 177A

Slàinte Mhath - 176 - Side B

Old Guy Confused About the Green Person Winning Grammys 176A

Dungeons and Dumbasses - 175 - Side B

A Conversation with writer and director Stephen Kostanski

Drifter Chunks in the Garage Freezer - 175 Side A

Sharpie Vision feat. CJ O'Doyle - 174 - Side B

Daddy Is Not Batman - 174 Side A

Rob's Playhouse - 173 - Side B

Weird Realities 173 Side A

Goodbye Stranger - 172 - Side B

Rob Makes Himself Uncomfortable - 172 Side A

Mullet Mania Featuring Steve Van Samson - 171 - Side B

Dave Grohl Stepped on my Foot - 171 - Side A

Licking Ewok Teeth - 170 - Side B

Se7en Lite - 170 Side A

Crab Sandwich - 169 - Side B

Nice. - 169 - Side A

Practicing Safe Sets - 168 - Side B

Slowly Unzipping Her Body Glove Bathing Suit - 168 Side A

Beba Gets a Nut! - 167 - Side B

Eating Japanese Snacks - 167 Side A

The Donkey Mud Wrestling Show - 166 - Side B

Greg: Airboat Fetishist - 166 - Side A

2020 Year End Spectacular - 165 - Side B

2020 Year End Spectacular - 165 - Side A

Happy New Year!

Is Your House on Fire Clark? - 164

Hermey the Power Bottom - Santa Jaws - 163 - Side B

Coding Dong Physics - 163 - Side A

Oh the Horror! - Elves feat. Jacob McAlister- 162 - Side B

Vibrating Frog Leg Attachments - 162 - Side A

With Gymnastics! - Gymkata - 161 Side B

The Baby Yoda Chronicles - 161 - Side A

Lunar Madness - 160 - Side B

A Depressing Slog to an Inevitable End - 160 - Side. A

This Time It's Personal - 159 - Side B

Rob Still Doesn't Have a PS5 - 159- Side A

The Polo Shirt Prostitute (ft. Joe Ballarini) - 158 - Side B

That's Not Mayonnaise -158

Gobble Gobble Mother Effer - 157 - Side B

Protected by Tater Tots - 157 - Side A

On The Weed - 156 - Side B

Clapping Your A-Hole - 156 - Side A

Spring Loaded Cats - 155 - Side B

Virtual Flying Squirrel Smugglers - 155 - Side A

Beach House Bloodbath Bingo - 154 - Side B

Horror Kama Sutra -154 - Side A

The One about Troll 2 - 153 - Side B

The One Before the One About Troll 2 - 153 - Side A

Click the Explicit Box - 152 - Side B

Electrotherapy for Rob 152 Side A

Burning Down the Bee Hut - 151 - Side B

Pound the Rum - 151 - Side A

Greg The Barbarian - 150 - Side B

Sleeping Through the Climax - 150 - Side A

Keeping it Rad with Russ Howell - 149 Side B

Tastes Like Regret - 149 Side A

Nobody Puts a Cushion on Greg - 148 Side B

Welcome Back Old Friends - 148 Side A

Greg Farts at the End - 147 - Side B

El Bebe Dormido Speaks

News For Your Orifices - 147 - Side A

Heavy G and the Boys - The Black Roses- 146 - Side B

Clutching Your Pearls For Satan - 146 - Side A

Mr. Alec's Opus - 145 - Side B

Shart Week - 145 - Side A

Hobo Cheese - 144 - Side B

Special - The Jimmy Destroyer - Feat. CJ O'Doyle

Rob Hates Everything - 144 - Side A

More Damn Frogs - 143 - Side B

I'm Crackman 143 - Side A

It's a Beach Ball - 142 - Side B

So Much Murder - 142 - Side A

Nun of Your Business

Psychomania in Dog Fart Smell-O-Vision

Ja Ja Ding Dong

Ya'll Need to Download Some Jesus (Feat. Kirwin)

Top 5 Things to Lick Off Rob's Chest

Knights of the Round and Round

Samanthanator

134 Sam Elliot sans Stache feat. Ashley from A Hare Affair

133 The Nipples of Mother Hope Have Run Dry

132 Download in the Deep End

131 Experience Dragon Sound - Miami Connection

130 The Glow featuring Sensei Abid Benwali

Special Edition - Interview with Seth Ickerman (Blood Machines)

129 Everybody Relax, We're Here.

128 The Wizard with Justin Connors of Ape Prime Productions

127 Kick Butt For the Lord

126 Rob Fed His Husband to the Tigers

125 Lockdown: The Assasination Game - Feat. Scott Mclean!

124 Quarantined with Max Overdrive 1986

123 Wash Your Damn Hands

122 Hey, you've got a lovely anus!

121 The Citizen Kane of Dinosaur Possession Films

120 Orgy Stuff

119 A Very Special Episodefeat. Neurotic Nourishment's Dr. Lindsay Weisner

118 Feel It In Your Sphincter feat. Kirwin

117 Teresticle

116 To Russia with Love

115 Passion Storm

114 Henry Cavill Should Have Been Batman - Featuring Matt (Juubles)

Ep 113 Baby Yoda of 2019... Er... BEST of 2019

112 Rob Frosting - Featuring Kirwin

111 Never Podcast Alone - feat Vincente DiSanti

110 Gerokte Hoender

SE The Mandalorian S1E4 The Monster in the Forest

SE The Mandalorian S1E3 Shiny Knobs

109 Florist Gump

Special Episode The Mandalorian S1E2 Jawa Orgy

108 More Frank Langella feat. CS Humble

107 Fuzzy Squares of Tape

106 That Wasn't a Fart

Ep 105 Suck It RL Stein

It Came From Lenny Kravitz Testicles

Special Edition Eryn and Matt from the Matt O'Ree Band

103 Lets Go Chopping

Ep 102 Night of the Living Chad

101 Ambiguous Monster Situation

Ep 100 Those Idiots Did a Clip Show?!

Ep 99 GI Joe The Movie

Ep 98 An Android Type Robot

Ep 97 We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badgers - UHF

Ep 96 Drunk on the Blue Milk

Ep 95 It's the Final Countdown feat Moondragon

Ep 94 Beastmasters

Ep 93 Flailing Appendage

Ep 92 Fair is Fair

Ep 91 Night Monkey

Ep 90 Lil' Parental Advisory

Ep 89 6-Year Old Reviews Murder Mystery, Which He Hasn't Seen.

GMF Special: Fringe feat. James and Jamesy and Jimmy

Ep 88 My Wiener's Out

Go Go Godzilla

Ep 86 Life is Like a Game of Contra

Ep 85 The Feel Good Series of 2019: Chernobyl

GMF Special - Game of Thrones S8E6 Arya the Explarya

Ep 84 Pokemon + Bundy = Critters

GMF Special - Game of Thrones S8E5 Behold a White Horse

Ep 83 Give Me Five Sings the Blues

GMF Special - Game of Thrones S8E4 Warging into an Avocado

Ep 82 This Episode Will Spoil Avengers: Endgame

GMF Special - Game of Thrones S8E3 None More Dark

GMF Special - Game of Thrones S8E2 - The Iron Nylons

Ep 81 Would you like some roast beef? - featuring ACP Pro

GMF Special - Game of Thrones S8E1 - Pervy Dragon

Ep 80 Just the Tip

Special Edition Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview and Predictions

Ep 79 My Two Jimmies

Ep 78 Will Give You Chlamydia

Ep 77 Love Death and Rob

Ep 76 Flerk yeah!

Ep 75 The Gang Gets All Emo

Ep 74 Clamayto Clamahto

Ep 73 I Know the (Lego) Pieces Fit...

Ep 72 The Aluminum Surfer

Ep 71 The Room Where Fyre Happened

Ep 70 What a twist!

Ep 69 Zombievolution

Ep 68 Licking Rob's Doorbell

Ep 67 The Best of 2018

Ep 66 Bumblebea Arthur

Ep 65 Krampissed Off

Ep 64 Buttercock the Reindeer

Ep 63 Very Ill Communication

Ep 62 When Jimmy's Away...

Ep 61 The Crimes of Grundleham

Ep 60 Excelsior! : The Life of Stan Lee

Ep 59 Puppy!

Special Edition Halloween-2018

Ep 58 Never Give Toothpaste to Trick or Treaters

Ep 57 The Kirwindigo

Ep 56 A Dog Fighting Movie... for Kids! - feat author, Joe Ballarini

Ep 55 The Spiritual Guardian Fantasy Draft

Ep 54 Poodle Doo

Ep 53 Behold The Cheddar Goblin!

Ep 52 Rob Done Stabbed a Guy, while Greg was at a Pearl Jam show.

Ep 51 Take Me Back to the Summer of '84

Ep 50 Side B Sexy Sax Man - Feat Tim Cappello

Ep 50A $#!T-Sucking Vampires (Side A)

Ep 49 Tony Jaa's Martial Arts Superstore

Ep 48 The Illustrious Gaming Speedo

Ep 47 Tumblemonkeys at the SDCC

Ep 46 For A Good Time Call Rob

Ep 45 Jimmy did not see Ant Man

Episode 44 Toy Stories with Laserbeak

Episode 43 Cheezy Dinosaurs feat the I Know Dino Podcast

Episode 42 You're Tearing Me Apart Jack Jack

Episode 41 Bathman and his soapy gherkin

Ep 40 (We talk) so long about Solo

GMF Special Mega-conversation

Ep 39 Deadpool 2

Episode 38 Yes Sensei

Ep37 Summer Movie Preview

Episode 36 Give Me Infinity

Ep 35 Host Uprising Unedited (Meow)

Episode 34 Weaponated Flatulence

Episode 33 It's YOR! Birthday, Rob.

Episode 32 - We Don't Die, We Multiply

Episode 31 Murderous Hobos feat. CS Humble

Episode 30 Do All Video Game Movies Suck?

Episode 29 Pinball Prohibition

Episode 28 The Snorlax Pit

Ep 27 Large Dudes on Green Tigers - feat Richard A Knaak

Episode 26 Werewolf Ninja Curse

Episode 25 Virtual Insanity

Episode 24 And Knowing is Half The Battle

Episode 23 We All Have Our Vices - Greg's Birthday Ep

Episode 22 Anthology-a-palooza

Episode 21 Nudist Resorts and Sleeping Pills ft. author SK Nicholls

2017 Year in Review pt 2 Wonder Women

2017 Year in Review pt 1 The Best in Literary Minotaur Sex

Give Me Five Special on Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Episode 19 Christmas Nausages

Episode 18 Uncanny X-Mon

E17 Mexican Footloose

E16 Talking turkey, a turkey and Turkey Day (Thanksgiving, Justice League and MST3K)

Episode 15 Don't Podcast Hungry

Episode 14 Butt Gusting with Thor

Episode 13 The Not-So-Family-Friendly Family Friendly Episode Feat. Author Joe Ballarini

Episode 12 I Want Candy

Episode 11 The One Where Greg Fell Down the Stairs

Episode 10 The One Where Rob is on Painkillers

Episode 9 Wolfman's Got Nards

Episode 8 Premature Octob-ulation

Close Encounters of the Irma Kind

Give Me Five Special Game of Thrones S7E7 The Ny-Quil King

Episode 6 Woo Ooo

Give Me Five Special Game of Thrones S7E6 Bernice Dondarrion hates Rob

Episode 5 You Can Call Me Cal (feat/ Cal Hankerman)

Give Me Five Special Game of Thrones S7E5 Tarl-E-Que and Zombie Dragons

Episode 4 Fine Old Cannibals

Give Me Five Special Game of Thrones S7E4 Gratuitous Dragon Action

Give Me Five Special 1 Game of Thrones S7E3 Ceron Lannijoy

Episode 3 I Thought They Smelled Bad on the Outside

Episode 2 Montage of Poop

Episode 1 The Legend of Vanilla Latte and the Gang.